Maybe everyone is waiting for a mass update...

Splash:Why were you trying to make me look like Fluke?

What? I like the Mudkip family!

Splash:So?

Forget it...

DISCLAIMER:Pokermon does not belong to me, except for all the pokemon in the story that I actually caught

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PokemonPark Day 2: National Nutcracker day

^Pokemon park normal garden^

*~Yawwwn~* A female Delcatty rose up from the rosebush she was sleeping in *~That was a good cat nap~*

*~Heeeeello nurse~* said a Persian hovering over her *~What are you doing on this fine day?~*

*~Not another stalker....~* She shook herself *~And the name is Moonshine!~*

*~Oh right 'Moonshine'~* he closed in on her *~You know that you smell really nice...~*

*~errk...~* Moonshine was stuck in the rosebush *~Gulp~*

*~Hey! Get your paws off'a her!~* they looked up to see a ferocious Absol looking down at the Persian *~I said Git yer pawz off'a her~*

*~Linku!~* Moonshine cried

*~Make me~*The Persian hissed and pounced

*~Hah!~* Linku's quill started shining

*~You're mine!~* the Persian extended his claws

*~Good Bye!~* Linku released his Whirlwind attack on the Persian knocking it away towards the lake *~Good riddance...~*

Moonshine climbed up the cliff and pounced on him *~THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!~*

*~Erm.....~* The Absol looked embarresed *~Please get of me...~*

*~OH!~* She got off him *~Sorry about that~*

*~Dun worry~* He started to walk away

*~WAIIT!~* Moonshine ran along side him *~I need a protector!~*

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^Pokemon park Fire garden^

*~Got any fives?~*

*~Go fish~*

*~Hey who's that?~*

the pair of Blazikens noticed Ruby passing by

*~Hey baby~* The first Blaziken strolled up to her *~How are you doing on this fine day?~*

*~Eh?~* Ruby turned around to face him *~Who are you?~*

*~I'm a winner from the Battle tower~* He smirked *~Four times~*

*~And I know who beat it ten times~* She smirked now *~And my trainer is the runner up for the pokemon league~*

He tried again *~Well then, who is this person who beat it TEN times?~*

*~That would be me~* Kondo flew down next to Ruby *~So who are you two?~*

*~Erm.....~* He backed towards his friend *~dude! that is regional champ!~*

*~Are you guy's done muttering?~* Ruby looked annoyed

*~.......~*

*~Thats it~*

*BLAZE KICK IN THE NUTS SOUND!*

*~ARRRRRRGH!~*

*~Erm... Ruby... That was way too harsh...~* Kondo backed away *~...crazy psycho...~*

*~What was that?~* Said Ruby leg flaming up

*~Err...Nothing!~* he flew away *~...Cripes...~*

*~Now to get ba-~*

*Splaaaaaash!*

She turned around, fist flaming up with anger *~SPLASH!~* She looked around *~GET YOUR SCALY BUTT OVER HERE!~*

*Snicker,snicker,snicker*

*~Thats it..~* She dashed over to the bushes that Splash is hiding in

*Ker-SPLOOOOSH!*

*~ACK!~* Ruby stumbled back *~Darn you!~*

*snicker,snicker,snicker*

*~GET OUT NOW!~*

*~Oh fine~* Splash left the bush sadly *~Your no fun, you know that?~*

*~Grrr....~* Ruby approached him menacingly *~Your dead...~*

*~Err...~* Splash backed off, with fear in his eyes *~Uh...Fluke?...Crash?...SOMEONE HELP ME!!! SHE'S GONE ALL PMS'Y!~*

*KA-KRACK!*

Ruby pulled a full frontal face kisser punch on Splash

*~Take that!~* Ruby laughed out loud *~Your own fault to splash me with water before!~*

*~....................~* Splash did not move, he just twitched

Ruby looked worried *~Are you okay?~*

He did not answer

Now Ruby was really worried *~Cc-come on...Splash! This is not funny anymore!~*

Again he did not move

*~err.. SQUALL!!~* Ruby yelled at the top of her lungs *~SQUALL!~*

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^Above Pokemon park^

flying above the entire park is a majestic Swellow Christened Squall

*~Yawwwwn.....~* He chirped *~This entire place is boring... there's a water garden, an Dark garden, Heck Even a ELECTRIC garden....~*

He flew in a loop *~But nooo...there is no FLYING pokemon garden...~*

He sighed, then looked down *~Hey... there's Ruby and Splash.....OH MY GOD!~*

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^Art's Cabin, healing center^

"hmm... there's a Persian that looks half drowned, and Two Blazikens that can't mate anymore..."

*~ARRRRRT!~* Ruby melted the wooden door (A/N:Yes she is THAT powerful) *~ARRRT!~*

"Huh?" He turned around towards the melted door "What do you want Ruby?"

*~It's Splash!~* She quickly explained everything to Art

"Don't worry" Art assured her "I'll fix your boyfriend up"

*~Oka...WHAT?!~* Ruby looked angry, well maybe... *~HE IS NOT MY BOYFRINED!~*

"Suuuure he isn't, just ask these two" He motioned towards the two 'incapitated' Blazikens "These two actually know the attack 'Attact' other Blaziken's are COMPLETLY helpless to them when they use it on them, Except if the opposing pokemon is loving another pokemon of course"

*~Err.....~* She blushed *~Just heal them and we'll all be okay with okay?~*

"Right..."

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May:Translation WHY THE HELL CANT I UPDATE?!

Brendan:It's really weird too he got MILLIONS of review email's all from the same person

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May:In dorkish MY INBOX IS BUSTED!

Brendan: And remember to review too

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