OH HELLO, MY MOST FAITHFUL OF READERS!!!!!!!! GUESS WHO IT IS????? THAT'S
RIGHT, ITS JETBLACK4!!! IM BACK AGAIN!!!!!!! AND YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!!!
Artemis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jb4: well, that was dramatic. Artemis: I know. JB4: Anywho, after many months of being fussed at to continue, I, her most lazy of authoresses, has decided to update!!!!!!! NEVER FEAR, THE UPDATE IS HERE!!!!! Actually, to anyone who want to know, it was the death threats and the many hours of reading you cussing me out that influenced me to do this. CUSSING ME OUT AND THREATINING ME WILL WORK!!!!!! THIS PROVES IT!!!!!!!
Artemis: You are really starting to scare me.
JB4: It is my job, and obviously I am doing a good job. Anyway, Holly volunteered to do the Disclaimer since I am going to put her into this chapter!!!!! *Holly appears all tied up and screaming*
Holly: Let me go, psycho!!!!
Who do you think?: Oh Well. So much for that. I do not own Artemis fowl. If I did, then there would be a strong possibility that all of the characters would suffer grueling deaths. I love angst!!!!!!!! That's why Green Day is now my official fav. Band!!!!! Oh, yeah, to all you peeps who wanted her most Fairyness one, here she is!!! I GIVE YOU... HOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, isn't that cool. I just learned how to separate this way. Be proud of me! ********************************************************************* Oh, yeah, this is Holly's POV
I stared in front of me in disbelief. Three words flashed over in my brain......
WHAT THE HELL???????!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!
I glanced at Root. He frowned and glared back. I glanced at Corporal Frond. She giggled and tossed her hair. She had long been promoted to our secretary. We had decided, with Fowl- er, Artemis- gone, we should organize something to keep our minds in tip top condition.
That's right, connect four. A game of strategy and skill unlike any other.
And Frond had just creamed Root in as stunning show of skill and blonde curls.
WHEN DID HELL FREEZE OVER??????????
Suddenly, my thoughts were broken by the impact of one Foaly Centaur screaming over the monitors."WE HAVE A TOP PRIORITY SITUATION!!!!! GET YOUR LITTLE BRAWNY ASSES IN HER NOW!!!!! Oh yeah, and don't think I didn't see that stunning display of intellect you just displayed Julius, good show." Always count on him to be sarcastic, even in the midst of danger.
As Julius and I walked to the office of the aforementioned centaur, I pondered what he could want with us. Maybe Fowl-Artemis, I keep forgetting, were okay now- is back? I doubt it. I think we wont have to deal with him for at least another month. It only has been six months, dammit! Cant you mud people keep your fake memories for that long?
As we entered the control/briefing room, Foaly looked like he was about to rip our hair out. "Cant go any faster, could you?" "No, sorry, we like to slowly and heroically proceed to the room in the case of possible species meltdown." I answered. "Oh, hah, hah, I am containing my laughter. Any way, take a look at this."
He typed for a moment as we stood impatiently. Suddenly, a photocopy of a primitive mud man newspaper appeared on the large screen beside him. In great bold letters it read
"MYSTERIOUS DEATHS IN IRELAND- MANIACS SUSPECTED."
It went on to describe how their were two holes in each victims neck, and that all of their blood had been drained. They newspaper suspected escaped psychopaths.
They couldn't be more wrong.
"This cant mean.." I began.
"Yeah. The Vampyres have come back."
"Oh Gods. But I thought we imprisoned them."
"Not for long. Fifteen years ago they escaped. They did so with such flair that we have just realized it."
"Which ones?" "I hate to say it, but it is the most powerful ones."
All of a sudden a diagram of a Vamp appeared. "Vamps need human blood to live because the chemical in their body requires it. Animal blood will not work. While running full, or, to put it simply, having fed recently, they can run 16 times faster than our Olympic Fairies, lift 14 times the average Human sumo, jump 10 feet, and see in the dark. Gods know what else. Vamps require a Blood Partner, or, the equivalent of a spouse. They pair off when they appear 16. They find a human around the age of 5, and bite him or her. That way they can find them easily. Then they will monitor for signs of coldness, rejection, and anger. If they don the human worthy, they transform them and make them a Vampyre. This human will be as strong ad fast as his or her sire, and they will be eternally bonded in soul, and mind. In order t change them, they introduce themselves and begin to go out with their subject. Then, hey kiss them. They will subtly bite their lip and that of the victim and pass the blood. Because the human was bitten at age 5, it is not necessary to do so again. The change can take up to five days. Then the human is forced to live in darkness. However, the Vampyre carefully chooses their partner. They make sure they love them before biting. That is how new Vamps are made. Now, here are the stats of the culprits:"
A picture of a young boy, around 16, appeared. He had strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes. He was smiling, displaying long white incisors. Along with him was a young girl with Black hair and brown eyes. "This is Brendan Williamson and Beth Strickland, or, as known to us, Hikari and Shiz. They are Blood Partners. Hikari, the Boy, uses Brendan as his human name. Shiz, the girl, uses Beth as hers. Shiz is called after her tendency for a dual personality, and Hikari, Light, is the kindest of the group. Shiz was Hikari's sire. They are the healers of the group, the ones that tend to the sick or injured and make sure everyone is fed. They are the doctors, so to speak, and it is said that they are really nice to their fellows."
A picture of a girl with Long dirty blonde hair and green eyes fell onto the screen. A boy with brown hair and blue eyes followed. His hair was bleached at the front, and his eyes sparkled with intelligence. "This is Collins Crowe and Bryan. (The boy's human last name has never been given) Also known as Beeke, for her last Human name. Bryan is known as Spark, for his hyperactivity and his sparkling eyes. Bryan was Collins Sire. They are the comic relief, the emotional bonders. They keep everyone smiling, and from killing each other. They are Blood partners."
A picture of a girl with black hair and blue eyes appeared. She looks familiar, thought Holly. "This is Elizabeth Andros, also known as Klita. She is the spy. She is called Klita for her speed. Only the Leader can beat her. She has no partner, so look out for potential victims."
A boy with red hair and green eyes appeared. "Riley Mctin, aka Flame, for his hair. He is the leaders Blood partner, and keeps her from rampaging. That alone is enough of a task."
A picture of a girl with shoulder length blonde hair appeared. It had a long streak of red at the front, followed by a black one on the other side. Her blue eyes had red specks in them, and her lips were as crimson as blood. "This is Soleille (A/N So-lay. Its French for sun. as in where every scrap of energy on this earth comes from. Get the irony. Oh yeah, it is also my real name. Don't tell anyone!) Everest. Her real name is not known, for noone has been alive long enough to hear it. She is their leader. The Queen of the group. She makes all of the major decisions, and the group depends on her. She is by far the most powerful. She sired Klita, Spark, Flame, and Shiz. If you ever see her, run your ass off. Because you aint got a chance."
Holly shivered. She never wanted to see those eyes again. "We should start out with Klita. Find her chosen partner. Protect him. Bring the others to justice. Holly, you can go. I want to brief Commander Root." Then it hit Holly how serious this is. He never called Root that. She left, terrified to start looking. Grabbing a Nutrishake, she wondered- How long could she stand up to power like that?
JB4: That took me 2 hours to write.
Artemis: Go you.
JB4: Mangaphan is Hikari, Beth and Collins are two of my bff's, Bryans a close friend of mine, Riley is fictional, and I AM SOLEILLE!!!!!
Artemis: Duh. But you weren't supposed to tell them that. Now they know Mangaphan too. You suck I wasn't even in this chapter.
Jb4: You get fluffy evil romance next time, and get your kiss of DOOM!!!! And holly finds out your in deep shit. But, enough foreshadowing. Please, R&R! Or I will set Fictional me on you!!!
Artemis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jb4: well, that was dramatic. Artemis: I know. JB4: Anywho, after many months of being fussed at to continue, I, her most lazy of authoresses, has decided to update!!!!!!! NEVER FEAR, THE UPDATE IS HERE!!!!! Actually, to anyone who want to know, it was the death threats and the many hours of reading you cussing me out that influenced me to do this. CUSSING ME OUT AND THREATINING ME WILL WORK!!!!!! THIS PROVES IT!!!!!!!
Artemis: You are really starting to scare me.
JB4: It is my job, and obviously I am doing a good job. Anyway, Holly volunteered to do the Disclaimer since I am going to put her into this chapter!!!!! *Holly appears all tied up and screaming*
Holly: Let me go, psycho!!!!
Who do you think?: Oh Well. So much for that. I do not own Artemis fowl. If I did, then there would be a strong possibility that all of the characters would suffer grueling deaths. I love angst!!!!!!!! That's why Green Day is now my official fav. Band!!!!! Oh, yeah, to all you peeps who wanted her most Fairyness one, here she is!!! I GIVE YOU... HOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, isn't that cool. I just learned how to separate this way. Be proud of me! ********************************************************************* Oh, yeah, this is Holly's POV
I stared in front of me in disbelief. Three words flashed over in my brain......
WHAT THE HELL???????!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!
I glanced at Root. He frowned and glared back. I glanced at Corporal Frond. She giggled and tossed her hair. She had long been promoted to our secretary. We had decided, with Fowl- er, Artemis- gone, we should organize something to keep our minds in tip top condition.
That's right, connect four. A game of strategy and skill unlike any other.
And Frond had just creamed Root in as stunning show of skill and blonde curls.
WHEN DID HELL FREEZE OVER??????????
Suddenly, my thoughts were broken by the impact of one Foaly Centaur screaming over the monitors."WE HAVE A TOP PRIORITY SITUATION!!!!! GET YOUR LITTLE BRAWNY ASSES IN HER NOW!!!!! Oh yeah, and don't think I didn't see that stunning display of intellect you just displayed Julius, good show." Always count on him to be sarcastic, even in the midst of danger.
As Julius and I walked to the office of the aforementioned centaur, I pondered what he could want with us. Maybe Fowl-Artemis, I keep forgetting, were okay now- is back? I doubt it. I think we wont have to deal with him for at least another month. It only has been six months, dammit! Cant you mud people keep your fake memories for that long?
As we entered the control/briefing room, Foaly looked like he was about to rip our hair out. "Cant go any faster, could you?" "No, sorry, we like to slowly and heroically proceed to the room in the case of possible species meltdown." I answered. "Oh, hah, hah, I am containing my laughter. Any way, take a look at this."
He typed for a moment as we stood impatiently. Suddenly, a photocopy of a primitive mud man newspaper appeared on the large screen beside him. In great bold letters it read
"MYSTERIOUS DEATHS IN IRELAND- MANIACS SUSPECTED."
It went on to describe how their were two holes in each victims neck, and that all of their blood had been drained. They newspaper suspected escaped psychopaths.
They couldn't be more wrong.
"This cant mean.." I began.
"Yeah. The Vampyres have come back."
"Oh Gods. But I thought we imprisoned them."
"Not for long. Fifteen years ago they escaped. They did so with such flair that we have just realized it."
"Which ones?" "I hate to say it, but it is the most powerful ones."
All of a sudden a diagram of a Vamp appeared. "Vamps need human blood to live because the chemical in their body requires it. Animal blood will not work. While running full, or, to put it simply, having fed recently, they can run 16 times faster than our Olympic Fairies, lift 14 times the average Human sumo, jump 10 feet, and see in the dark. Gods know what else. Vamps require a Blood Partner, or, the equivalent of a spouse. They pair off when they appear 16. They find a human around the age of 5, and bite him or her. That way they can find them easily. Then they will monitor for signs of coldness, rejection, and anger. If they don the human worthy, they transform them and make them a Vampyre. This human will be as strong ad fast as his or her sire, and they will be eternally bonded in soul, and mind. In order t change them, they introduce themselves and begin to go out with their subject. Then, hey kiss them. They will subtly bite their lip and that of the victim and pass the blood. Because the human was bitten at age 5, it is not necessary to do so again. The change can take up to five days. Then the human is forced to live in darkness. However, the Vampyre carefully chooses their partner. They make sure they love them before biting. That is how new Vamps are made. Now, here are the stats of the culprits:"
A picture of a young boy, around 16, appeared. He had strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes. He was smiling, displaying long white incisors. Along with him was a young girl with Black hair and brown eyes. "This is Brendan Williamson and Beth Strickland, or, as known to us, Hikari and Shiz. They are Blood Partners. Hikari, the Boy, uses Brendan as his human name. Shiz, the girl, uses Beth as hers. Shiz is called after her tendency for a dual personality, and Hikari, Light, is the kindest of the group. Shiz was Hikari's sire. They are the healers of the group, the ones that tend to the sick or injured and make sure everyone is fed. They are the doctors, so to speak, and it is said that they are really nice to their fellows."
A picture of a girl with Long dirty blonde hair and green eyes fell onto the screen. A boy with brown hair and blue eyes followed. His hair was bleached at the front, and his eyes sparkled with intelligence. "This is Collins Crowe and Bryan. (The boy's human last name has never been given) Also known as Beeke, for her last Human name. Bryan is known as Spark, for his hyperactivity and his sparkling eyes. Bryan was Collins Sire. They are the comic relief, the emotional bonders. They keep everyone smiling, and from killing each other. They are Blood partners."
A picture of a girl with black hair and blue eyes appeared. She looks familiar, thought Holly. "This is Elizabeth Andros, also known as Klita. She is the spy. She is called Klita for her speed. Only the Leader can beat her. She has no partner, so look out for potential victims."
A boy with red hair and green eyes appeared. "Riley Mctin, aka Flame, for his hair. He is the leaders Blood partner, and keeps her from rampaging. That alone is enough of a task."
A picture of a girl with shoulder length blonde hair appeared. It had a long streak of red at the front, followed by a black one on the other side. Her blue eyes had red specks in them, and her lips were as crimson as blood. "This is Soleille (A/N So-lay. Its French for sun. as in where every scrap of energy on this earth comes from. Get the irony. Oh yeah, it is also my real name. Don't tell anyone!) Everest. Her real name is not known, for noone has been alive long enough to hear it. She is their leader. The Queen of the group. She makes all of the major decisions, and the group depends on her. She is by far the most powerful. She sired Klita, Spark, Flame, and Shiz. If you ever see her, run your ass off. Because you aint got a chance."
Holly shivered. She never wanted to see those eyes again. "We should start out with Klita. Find her chosen partner. Protect him. Bring the others to justice. Holly, you can go. I want to brief Commander Root." Then it hit Holly how serious this is. He never called Root that. She left, terrified to start looking. Grabbing a Nutrishake, she wondered- How long could she stand up to power like that?
JB4: That took me 2 hours to write.
Artemis: Go you.
JB4: Mangaphan is Hikari, Beth and Collins are two of my bff's, Bryans a close friend of mine, Riley is fictional, and I AM SOLEILLE!!!!!
Artemis: Duh. But you weren't supposed to tell them that. Now they know Mangaphan too. You suck I wasn't even in this chapter.
Jb4: You get fluffy evil romance next time, and get your kiss of DOOM!!!! And holly finds out your in deep shit. But, enough foreshadowing. Please, R&R! Or I will set Fictional me on you!!!
