A/N: time for my pre-chappie ranting. THANK YOU!!! This is so far my best
story as far as reviews go. I will personally thank all of you at the end
of the chappie.
Chapter 2: What a weird dream.
'That has got to be the most whacked out dream I have ever had.' Spike thought waking up. 'I dreamt that Amanda came back with Buffy and that Buffy actually knocked on my door.' His eyes widened as he saw the other coffin in his crypt. Then the events of the past night returned to him.
FLASHBACK:
"NO! Absolutely not! I am NOT living with a teenager! I don't care if she is my daughter!" Spike screamed.
"She has nowhere else to go Spike."
"So why don't you stake her slayer?"
"Hello! Standing right here!"
"Amanda shut up!"
"Why should I Spikey boy?"
"Because I am your father and I said so!" Spike roared.
"Hmm.Try again. That line only works when you're alive. And by the way I told you it's Jade now. If you insist on calling my Amanda I will call you William." She smiled smug.
It had all ended with Amanda/Jade person moving a coffin into what was formerly Spike person's pit of solitude. END FLASHBACK
Spike noticed the lid on the coffin moving back as Jade immerged to greet the night. 'I could nail her in there.but the slayer would well.slay me. Oh it's worth the risk.' He went over and grabbed for the hammer and nails, only to find that his oh so wonderful baby girl had hid them. 'Well point for daughter.' He thought.
Jade grinned to herself. 'Thank the powers that be that I hid the nails!' She climbed out of her coffin to smile charmingly at her father. It didn't work. There was nothing charming about her that would suggest innocence. She had dark hair and eyes with the trade mark pale skin of Vampires, she was short, a meager 5' 3", and she had the worst attitude that side of the Mississippi.
At that moment, the moment right before father and daughter tried to kill one another, that Buffy Summers made her grand entrance. "Come on Spike, time to patrol. But first we have to introduce Jade to the Scoobies, just so they know not to kill her."
"But why? Can't we just stake her and get it over with?" Spike asked.
"No we can not! She is your daughter; there fore she causes you misery. So seeing as I can't hurt you, she stays." Buffy replied. LATER:
"Dawn, Xander, Giles, Willow, this is Jade." Buffy began. "Spike, why don't you continue?"
"Fine, Jade is my-" Spike was cut off.
"I'm his daughter, in a vampire sense and a biological sense."
"Thank you darling but I was not finished." Spike replied.
"Well you are now."
"How, who, how?" Xander rambled on unintelligently.
"Three excellent questions." Giles mumbled.
"Well you see." Spike began.
"My mother was a lovely woman named Amber. I was born out of wedlock and therefore a great disgrace to her. But she never showed it. I was raised with loving care from day one, but I never knew my father. Dad shut your mouth! I know it's not your fault, mom told me why you two broke it off." Spike obeyed, for once in his life. "As I was saying, I never knew my father, so I grew up thinking I didn't have one. I was raised so that I wouldn't need a man. Ever. This went on until I was fifteen. Then on a street corner one night my mother was stabbed for her jewelry. A week later I was on my stoop when my oh-so-loving-and-caring father decided that I would make a good meal. He tried to feed but I startled him so much that he turned me by accident. I've been on my own ever since. That's about how long dad? 100 years?" She sneered at her father.
"Forgive my asking but why are you here in Sunnydale? I mean if you never needed anyone before, why are you here?" Willow asked.
"Ahh the double jeopardy question! I am here because the hellmouth is here. At some point in their lives all vamps are drawn to it. It called I came. The fact that daddy dearest is here is just icing on the cake." She grinned evilly.
"So your Spike's daughter. As in the daughter of Spike, in every sense of the term?" Dawn asked.
"Yup! And it's time for daddy's little girl to teach daddy a thing or two about teenagers. The fact that I'm stuck at 15 for the rest of eternity only makes it better." Jade kept grining.
'What did I do to deserve this?' Spike groaned.
Gigi: thank you for your review! I know its fun to read it, but it's more fun to write him being tortured. Could you imagine having to live with a teen daughter for all eternity? I live in a shoe: thank you, I think. I like the two part format. You scared me at first. Don't give the author heart attacks! It is bad for her health and for the health of her characters! 999999999999999999: interesting name. Thanks for your review! Please remember that this is my first attempt at a Buffy fic. Nogard: sorry about it seeming rushed! I have this thing where I rush to get the idea out there with out really detailing it. I should make up for it in the rest of the story though. I hope. Ally: One question at a time! All shall be reveled, that is what plots are for. Wait I have a plot? That's new. But that's beside the point. I know I repeated the whole Joss verse but that was more for my benefit than yours. I've only seen about 10 episodes so I had to try to get things right. Sorry if it bored you. Azuloy: I really didn't mean to take your idea! I'm so sorry! If you want me to take this down just say the word and it's off! I mean you had the idea first; this just hit me at a school dance one day. Thanks for looking up the rest of my stuff but this is my only Buffy. And it most likely will be for a while. Dru1: I love your idea! I think I will steal it. If you don't mind of course. Sorry about the typos, but I am a 14 year old with way to much to do and I spell horrid to begin with. Praise the lord for spell check. Please keep reading! When I use your idea I will credit it to you. I think that about covers everyone! If I missed you I am so sorry and I promise I will give you a shout out soon!
Chapter 2: What a weird dream.
'That has got to be the most whacked out dream I have ever had.' Spike thought waking up. 'I dreamt that Amanda came back with Buffy and that Buffy actually knocked on my door.' His eyes widened as he saw the other coffin in his crypt. Then the events of the past night returned to him.
FLASHBACK:
"NO! Absolutely not! I am NOT living with a teenager! I don't care if she is my daughter!" Spike screamed.
"She has nowhere else to go Spike."
"So why don't you stake her slayer?"
"Hello! Standing right here!"
"Amanda shut up!"
"Why should I Spikey boy?"
"Because I am your father and I said so!" Spike roared.
"Hmm.Try again. That line only works when you're alive. And by the way I told you it's Jade now. If you insist on calling my Amanda I will call you William." She smiled smug.
It had all ended with Amanda/Jade person moving a coffin into what was formerly Spike person's pit of solitude. END FLASHBACK
Spike noticed the lid on the coffin moving back as Jade immerged to greet the night. 'I could nail her in there.but the slayer would well.slay me. Oh it's worth the risk.' He went over and grabbed for the hammer and nails, only to find that his oh so wonderful baby girl had hid them. 'Well point for daughter.' He thought.
Jade grinned to herself. 'Thank the powers that be that I hid the nails!' She climbed out of her coffin to smile charmingly at her father. It didn't work. There was nothing charming about her that would suggest innocence. She had dark hair and eyes with the trade mark pale skin of Vampires, she was short, a meager 5' 3", and she had the worst attitude that side of the Mississippi.
At that moment, the moment right before father and daughter tried to kill one another, that Buffy Summers made her grand entrance. "Come on Spike, time to patrol. But first we have to introduce Jade to the Scoobies, just so they know not to kill her."
"But why? Can't we just stake her and get it over with?" Spike asked.
"No we can not! She is your daughter; there fore she causes you misery. So seeing as I can't hurt you, she stays." Buffy replied. LATER:
"Dawn, Xander, Giles, Willow, this is Jade." Buffy began. "Spike, why don't you continue?"
"Fine, Jade is my-" Spike was cut off.
"I'm his daughter, in a vampire sense and a biological sense."
"Thank you darling but I was not finished." Spike replied.
"Well you are now."
"How, who, how?" Xander rambled on unintelligently.
"Three excellent questions." Giles mumbled.
"Well you see." Spike began.
"My mother was a lovely woman named Amber. I was born out of wedlock and therefore a great disgrace to her. But she never showed it. I was raised with loving care from day one, but I never knew my father. Dad shut your mouth! I know it's not your fault, mom told me why you two broke it off." Spike obeyed, for once in his life. "As I was saying, I never knew my father, so I grew up thinking I didn't have one. I was raised so that I wouldn't need a man. Ever. This went on until I was fifteen. Then on a street corner one night my mother was stabbed for her jewelry. A week later I was on my stoop when my oh-so-loving-and-caring father decided that I would make a good meal. He tried to feed but I startled him so much that he turned me by accident. I've been on my own ever since. That's about how long dad? 100 years?" She sneered at her father.
"Forgive my asking but why are you here in Sunnydale? I mean if you never needed anyone before, why are you here?" Willow asked.
"Ahh the double jeopardy question! I am here because the hellmouth is here. At some point in their lives all vamps are drawn to it. It called I came. The fact that daddy dearest is here is just icing on the cake." She grinned evilly.
"So your Spike's daughter. As in the daughter of Spike, in every sense of the term?" Dawn asked.
"Yup! And it's time for daddy's little girl to teach daddy a thing or two about teenagers. The fact that I'm stuck at 15 for the rest of eternity only makes it better." Jade kept grining.
'What did I do to deserve this?' Spike groaned.
Gigi: thank you for your review! I know its fun to read it, but it's more fun to write him being tortured. Could you imagine having to live with a teen daughter for all eternity? I live in a shoe: thank you, I think. I like the two part format. You scared me at first. Don't give the author heart attacks! It is bad for her health and for the health of her characters! 999999999999999999: interesting name. Thanks for your review! Please remember that this is my first attempt at a Buffy fic. Nogard: sorry about it seeming rushed! I have this thing where I rush to get the idea out there with out really detailing it. I should make up for it in the rest of the story though. I hope. Ally: One question at a time! All shall be reveled, that is what plots are for. Wait I have a plot? That's new. But that's beside the point. I know I repeated the whole Joss verse but that was more for my benefit than yours. I've only seen about 10 episodes so I had to try to get things right. Sorry if it bored you. Azuloy: I really didn't mean to take your idea! I'm so sorry! If you want me to take this down just say the word and it's off! I mean you had the idea first; this just hit me at a school dance one day. Thanks for looking up the rest of my stuff but this is my only Buffy. And it most likely will be for a while. Dru1: I love your idea! I think I will steal it. If you don't mind of course. Sorry about the typos, but I am a 14 year old with way to much to do and I spell horrid to begin with. Praise the lord for spell check. Please keep reading! When I use your idea I will credit it to you. I think that about covers everyone! If I missed you I am so sorry and I promise I will give you a shout out soon!
