Chapter 3

Matt looked around the room that he and Jeff had been assigned for the week. Not too shabby. Two identical looking rooms with queen sized beds, dark blue sheets, and connected through bathroom. It wasn't home but hey...it was like staying at a 5 star hotel for free and no worries of insane fans following you inside the hotel rooms. Thinking about that memory, Matt slowly stood up from the bed, and then crawled under the bed to lift the bed skirt. Just as he had done so, Jeff walked out of the bathroom, freshly showered and shaved.

"What the heck are you doing?" Jeff asked, wrinkling his brow at his brother who was still lying down on the floor, looking under the bed.

"Just making sure there's no one under the bed. Remember that one time in Dallas, when those girls followed us into the rooms?"

"Oh yeah..Damn she wouldn't let go of my leg." Jeff laughed at the memory, but remembered how disturbing it had been, coming to the hotel from a match, dead tired and then finding two teenage girls under the bed. Amy had eventually come into the hotel and called the cops since the girls were holding on to the guys and the guys had not wanted to hurt them.

"That was pretty surreal", Jeff said.

"Speaking of surreal, what's the big occasion...didn't you take a shower before we left the house this morning? It's not like you've done any physical activities...other than sweating that girl."

"Her name is Corinne," Jeff said through gritted teeth, then as an afterthought, "and I wasn't sweating her. So what I just wanted to take a shower...deal with it."

"Woah..Chill...I mean I'm kind of surprised, her hair is all one color and she dresses in a whole shirt... didn't think she was your type...oh crap what time is it?" Matt said.

"Hey would you shut up.... It's almost 7:30."

"Oh, let's go." Said Matt, just as his cell phone rang. "Hello...Hi baby. How are you? ... You're already in WWF New York?...yeah, I'll be there soon. I think we're leaving in like a half an hour.. . Jeff and I have to play this whole injury deal so we can't let anyone see us. I'll see you soon. Love you too. Bye."

Jeff, who at this time had lain down on Matt's bed, mimicked his brother.

"Uh huh, yeah baby, yeah...yeah...I love you too baby. no I love you more baby, baby baby baby...what a loser!"

"Oh shut up. You're just jealous cause you can't keep a relationship going for more than two weeks. I mean at the rate you're going you keep your hair color longer than you can a girl's interest."

"Shut up.... at least I'm...whatever...hey, isn't Amy waiting for you..."

"Stop trying to change the subject you ass...come on.

As the guys went out of the bedrooms and out to the front door, Jeff saw Corinne talking animatedly to the limo driver. She was wearing black hip hugger pants; black boots, a leather jacket and red FCUK shirt underneath, showing just a hint of a flat stomach. Her hair was pulled back in a high ponytail and she looked so adorable that Jeff just stopped in mid stride, Matt, who had been checking the messages in his home answering machine bumped into him. "What the...move!"

"Huh?" Jeff said, still staring. "Oh yeah." Then walked on and tried to hear the conversation.

"Do you remember Lissa? She used to work at that doctor's office and she told me about you."

"Who? Giggles?" said the limo driver, smiling at the memory.

"Yeah! I'll never forget the night she called me and she said that she met a limo driver named Tony who drove around the wrestlers. Oh god, I was so stupid. I was screaming so loud when she told me you drove around the Hardys. And she was just insane about the Rock."

"Oh yeah...I definitely remember her. She wanted me to take the Rock's autograph back from my son. She was hilarious."

"Ahem." Matt said, smiling at the thought of this girl being one of their fans and screaming over a phone just because her friend had told her that she met the limo driver who drove them around.

"And then...oh umm hi." Corinne said looking down.

The driver couldn't hold back a chuckle as he walked around the car to open the door for them.

"All aboard" he said, still laughing about the situation. Corinne walked in quickly, followed closely by a smiling Matt and a disgruntled Jeff.

"Alright Ton," Matt said, "Off to WWF New York, I think Stephanie forgot that Amy had an autograph signing there."

"Oh yeah, she told me that we were picking her up from the airport," Corinne said.

"Nope, she's been at the restaurant for about two hours, I think. She was supposed to be there earlier but her flight was changed."

"Oh"

"Soooo, you watch wrestling? Sorry, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation." Matt said, after about five minutes of awkward silence.

Corinne smiled. "Oh yeah. I've been watching wrestling since I was about six. Maybe, even earlier. All I know is that, and this is really really sad, but one of my earliest memories was watching Macho Man Randy Savage marry Elizabeth, and I was totally obsessed with him and Hulk Hogan."

"So, they were like your favorites?" Jeff asked.

"Yeah, but I was six. And I turned against them when they went to WCW. I'm a one federation kind of girl ya know."

"That's good to know," Matt said, looking at Jeff who was sitting next to Corinne. "So who's your favorite wrestler now?"

"Well, you guys, Jericho, HHH and definitely Mr. Calloway."

"Mr. Calloway? Mark Calloway? Undertaker?" Jeff said.

"Oh yeah. He's probably my ultimate favorite...no offense...cause I guess his decade of destruction started when I started liking wrestling. And he's a real nice man. I wouldn't be here sitting with you guys today if it wasn't for him. He's like a second father to me."

"If you don't mind my asking, how did you meet Mark?" Matt asked. He had no idea how she got into WWF. As far as he was concerned it was almost as hard if not harder to break into the corporation, as actually wrestling in it.

"It's really very embarrassing." Corinne said, blushing slightly.

"Oh, come on," Jeff said, "tell us. We'll find out anyway and wouldn't you rather tell us than Mark or Stephanie?"

"Ok, Ok. Umm I met him when I got really plastered one night and decided to walk to the WWF building."

"Hmm..This sounds really interesting." Said Matt, leaning forward in eagerness.

"Yeah...well I guess it is. Ok. Umm, my parents bought a condo about 5 blocks away from the WWF building when I was in high school. We lived there for about two years, then they moved to a house in northern Connecticut. I mean I used to drive past it everyday when I went to work, that's how close it was. Anyways, something happened while I was up at school so I decided to come home early from Indiana, and I didn't really feel like going to my parent's house. My friend Ben had just rented the condo from my parents so I went to visit him."

"Was he your boyfriend?" Jeff interrupted.

Corinne who had been looking down during the story, looked up. "Ben? Oh no. He's like my best friend. He's a year older than me. He's like a big brother type."

"Oh"

"Shut up Jeff, stop interrupting" said Matt, hitting his brother over the head, "Go on".

"Umm, okay. So basically to make a long story short, I got in, around 8, started drinking at 8:30, turned on RAW at 9, and then around 10:30, after about 15 vodka shots and Ben was having a forty very slowly and had no idea I had been drinking that much, the Undertaker came on the television. Apparently there was a sign underneath him that said that the interview was taking place at the Stamford studios and I somehow got up and started walking. Ben told me that he tried to stop me but that I was just too determined and since he saw how completely gone I was at that point he decided to just drive me there because he thought that there was no way that Undertaker would actually be there. I don't remember much of it, but basically after the 5 seconds it took to get there, I tripped my way to the front door of the building and just as I was almost at the door, um it was a glass door, I looked up and saw the Undertaker getting ready to walk out. I ran towards him and um forgot about the door so I kind of bumped into the door"

Matt and Jeff looked down and tried to look sympathetic then burst out laughing. Corinne, who had turned bright red, joined in the laughter just at the thought of her self eagerly running towards the Undertaker only to be stopped by a glass door.

"Please...please tell me that's all you did!" Matt said, holding his stomach in laughter.

"Umm no. After Ben caught up to me, Mark and him carried me to a couch inside. When I woke up, I looked up at Mr. Calloway and ummm.... I threw up all over him."

"Oh my god!" Jeff said, cracking up.

"And so began my glorious rise into the WWF. After that I fell back asleep and when I woke up, Mr. Calloway was still there and he told me that Ben had had to go home to go to work and since he wanted to talk to me, he had told Ben to just leave me and that he would take me there. Apparently it had taken a lot of talking in order for Ben to leave me there, I mean Mark had to call Sara and let her talk to Ben and just all this random stuff. Anyways when I woke up, I had the worst hang over but I looked up and there was the Undertaker. We had a really long talk and I told him all of my issues and he offered to talk to Mr. McMahon about getting me an internship. And here I am now, Steffie's PA."

"Wait, so what made you so upset that all of this happened again?" Jeff asked. But before Corinne could answer the limo stopped. Corinne looked outside the window, and realized that they were parked in the back of the WWF restaurant.

"Umm what are we doing back here?" Corinne asked, thinking that they would have just gone inside to look for her.

Matt climbed out of the car. Just then, someone wearing huge gray sweats with a hood walked out of the building and the person seemed look around and then noticed Matt standing by the black limo. And then the hood went down and Corinne realized that it was Amy. She ran from the door and jumped on Matt, kissing him all over his face. Matt started laughing and then put her down while she continued to kiss him all over his face. Then all of a sudden she said, 'Wait!' and she ran back to the door, grabbed a huge duffel bag and ran back to Matt. She put it down on the ground and looked up at Matt expectantly. Tony started to get out of the limo, but Amy told him to go back inside and just pop the trunk. Then looked down on her bag expectantly again.

"Oh great. Here we go again," Jeff moaned.

"What?" Corinne asked.

"Alright, ready. She'll stand there and wait for him to pick up her bag and put it in the trunk. He'll refuse for a while and then he'll get irritated and put it in the trunk. Then he'll come in here and sulk for a little while and she'll climb on top of him and say, "Matty, I'm sooowrrry," Matt will ignore her and turn to the window, and then she'll tickle him until he starts to smile and then they start making out." Jeff turned around when he heard the trunk door slam down.

"Oh here we go. Just watch this." He said eagerly. Matt climbed in and moved all the way to the other side of the seat. Amy climbed in and just as she was about to go closer to Matt, she noticed Corinne and Jeff who at this point had been sitting very close together. She raised an eyebrow in curiosity.

"Hi! I'm Amy." She literally bounced from her seat and extended a hand towards Corinne.

"I'm Corinne" Corinne said shaking her hand. Just as Amy was about to ask her some questions, Matt interrupted and said, "Hey Ames, I need to warn you that you'll have your own room at the house." Amy who had been about to say something to Corinne suddenly looked up and she looked scared.

"What? What do you mean my own room?" "Shane is being an ass, I mean is being really strict and won't let us see each other until next Sunday, well we see each other but not ya know SEE each other. You'll be hanging with Stef and Corinne for the rest of the week."

"Oh." Amy was silent for a minute. Then she turned towards Matt, who was sitting quietly as if deep in thought.

"Hey Matty, I'm sorry." And then she jumped on his lap and they just started kissing.

Jeff who had been looking down at his watch said, "Wow, ten seconds. I guess she doesn't want to waste any time." They started laughing and Amy and Matt stopped for a minute to look up and stick their tongues out at Jeff and Corinne before getting back to what they were doing before.