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GOB: I'm finally updating this!!!!! I know I haven't updated in forever, but I wanted to update Depth, Dangerous Memories, and Bladebreakers On Strike (joint-fic with Lychee Fairy - on her account - ), first.

DEPTH AND DANGEROUS MEMORIES AND BLADEBREAKERS ON STRIKE HAVE ALL BEEN UPDATED!!!!!!! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE NEW CHAPTERS, DO SO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kai: You can stop now.

GOB: Ok... I don't own Beyblade!

Max: And remember, all bashing is done in good fun!

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~*~ Tala And Wolborg ~*~

It was around eleven pm, on a clear, cloudless night, that Tala "The Cyborg" Ivanov went missing, and all that was left of him was a lock of his red hair. The day started out normal enough, Tala went around, stole some bitbeasts, and generally was a typical Beyblade Bad Guy, or BBG for short. It got dark soon though, so Tala decided to head back to the abbey. He made his way through a forest, but by then, it was already very dark outside. He decided to call out Wolborg to help him find his way. Unfortunately, he called Wolborg out of his blade when he was in a clearing, using the light of the full moon to see where he was launching. Wolborg turned into a Werewolf and devoured Tala. Millions of Tala fangirls (a.k.a. GOB, Lychee Fairy, Hiwatari-gurl, ect....) hunted Wolborg down to get revenge for destroying 'their' Tala.

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*~* Spencer And The Name Change *~*

One day Spencer was deep in thought.... "I'm supposed to be an evil minion of Boris's and Voltaire's... but with a name like Spencer, who would take me seriously?" Spencer decided that the only way he could ever be taken seriously was to get his first name changed. He went to court the next day to get the name changed legally... go figure. He went in front of the judge and handed him a large list of possible names he would like. The judge looked through the list and smirked cruelly. The judge handed Spencer a card with his new name written on it. Spencer went all around the abbey telling everyone his new name, but whenever he did they would burst out laughing, until he walked away. He went to bed, but first looked at the card again. It said: LAST NAME: Strop, FIRST NAME: Jacques. He didn't notice anything wrong with it.. (Think: Jacques Strop {JOCK STRAP, sounds like Jock Strap!!!} )

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~*~ Rei ~*~

(I know I already did Rei, but I had another idea for him! Just pretend he never died... and that he still has Drigger... and well, just pretend nothing happened!!!)

Rei was bored one day. He had nothing to do. He already trained and tinkered around with Drigger. There was nothing on TV. And he was all alone. He decided to go for a walk, but... While on his walk, he tripped over a rock. He was sent hurtling into an old lady. The old lady punched him and sent him flying into a tree. The tree held him suspended by a branch with his hair had become tangled in. The branch had a family of squirrels living on it. The squirrels thought the hair would make a perfect covering for their nest. The hair was suddenly being pulled out strand by painful strand. The strands went to cover the nest. The nest became very comfy... And the Rei... well, he went bald and fell out of the tree and got a concussion and became mental and chased an imaginary mouse off an imaginary cliff and died... imaginably...

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*~* Hillary And Evil Zeo *~*

One day, Hillary was 'cheering' on Tyson... "TYSON YOU IDIOT! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT! WE'RE PRACTICING SPEED, NOT AGILITY!!! THEY'RE VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT!" Hillary continued to rant and rave. She was still ranting and raving when Evil Zeo showed up and demanded the Bladebreaker's Bitbeasts. Hillary spun around, with a major stress vein. She literally exploded, "I'M TRYING TO GET THESE SLACKERS TO PRACTICE PROPERLY AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING ANY MR.I'M-EVI-AND-I-DEMAND-YOUR- BITBEASTS!!!!!!!!! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN TRY AND STEAL THEIR BITBEASTS WHEN I'M DONE WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" By the time she was done, Evil Zeo sat whimpering in a corner, rocking back and forth with his thumb in his mouth, murmuring, "Me be good... yes good... let Hillary finish... yes... me be very good..."

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~*~ Cyber Dranzer And Black Dranzer And Dranzer And Dragoon ~*~

(Humor me, Dragoon is not dead here.)

Cyber Dranzer, Black Dranzer, and Dranzer were all floating around in the bitbeast realm, when suddenly, Dragoon appeared and asked, "Hey, guys............................. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DRANZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*BREATH*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR???" The three bitbeasts looked at Dragoon and said, "Dranzer is the real Dranzer. Black Dranzer is a copy made by Biovolt, Cyber Dranzer was made by Zagart." Dragoon stopped and stood still, he then said, "Uh, so now what?" All three 'Dranzers' looked at one another. Then replied, "We kill you." Dragoon died... no one cared... except Tyson, but no one cared about him either... It was a good day. A VERY good day.

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*~* Grandpa Granger And The Dark Bladers*~*

(Using the English surname because both start with G and it sounds better.)

Grandpa Granger decided to go shopping for a new kendo stick. As he was on his way to the store, he was stopped by four creepy guys in dark hoods. They stopped him and asked him if he knew where Tyson, Max, Rei, and Kai were. Grandpa Granger replied, "OH YEAH, MY HOME BOYS ARE OUT DIGGING THE HOME LIFE WITH THEIR HOMIES. THEY'RE TAKING IN THE SWEETEST SIGHTS IN TOWN, CHATTING IT UP WITH THE FOXY MOMMAS I BET! MY MAIN MAN TYSON WILL PROBABLY BE DOGGIN OUT ON TRAINING AND CHORES AGAIN SO IF YOU SEE HIM GIVE HIM A GOOD OL' WHACK FROM HIS DEAR GRANDPA G, YO?" The Dark Bladers stood there for about ten hours after Grandpa Granger had left them. Finally, Sanquninex said, "Homies? Doggin?? YO??? And I thought we were odd..."

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~*~ Kai And Tala And GOB And Lychee Fairy and Dunga ~*~

(Hehe, this is fun! Me and LF in a story!!!)

One day, Dunga was going for a walk when Kai called him and asked him for a battle. Dunga agreed and followed Kai's instructions. Kai had told Dunga to tie himself up with rope and lay facing traffic on a deserted road. Being the idiot that he is, he complied with Kai's requests. (Moron...) Mere moments later, Kai came tearing down the road in his car that had auto- pilot, so that he didn't have to steer the wheel, or have anything to do except look at the people around him. The people in the back seat were Lychee Fairy and Tala. Tala had his arm slung around Lychee Fairy and both were singing off key to the music blaring from the car. In the front seat, Kai and GOB (ME!!!) were watching their friends with amused looks on their faces. Kai's arm was slung over GOB's shoulders, and seemed extremely content. Suddenly, their car ran over something huge and very fat. As they continued to roar away, GOB asked Kai what had happened. He shrugged, and said, "Oh, we ran over that idiot Dunga." GOB shrugged and replied, "Ok, whatever." No one really seemed to miss Dunga and he joined Tyson in wandering the world aimlessly as ghosts because both heaven and hell forgot about them. They weren't important.

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GOB: The end of that chapter, now read and review!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!