Chapter 3: The Prince Loses his Pride

There was a knock on the door early in the morning. It was Hotori.

Hotori: I think it is best if Yuki and Kyou stayed home instead of going to school today...... after what happened.......

Shigure: Yeah...... think about what all the girls would think of Yuki...... POOR YUKI IS GOING TO LOSE HIS PRINCEMENSHIP TO SOME NERD!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE!!!!!!!

Hotori: There there Shigure, some things are for the best. They'll go back to school as soon as I find a cure.

Shigure: How's Akito?

Hotori: Er.......not doing well..... the last time a saw him was in the Mental Hospital..... the nurses had to put him in a separate room because he kept pulling everyone's pants down and sniffing their butt..........!

Shigure: Oo Poor guy, always so far from civilization...tsk tsk tsk.........

Flashback

Akito: YOU CAN'T KEEP ME BARRICATED IN THIS ROOM FOREVER!!! ONE DAY YOU'LL NEED ME TO OPENING YOUR PICKLE JAR AND THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WON'T BE THERE TO SAVE YOU!!!!! Sings opening song . : Sugar, spice, and everything nice! These were the ingredients to create the perfect little girls, but Dr. Hotori accidentally added.... CHEMICAL X!! BOOM Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercupp, and Akito-sama has dedicated their lives in fighting the forces of evil!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!! : .

All: slowly backs away

End Flashback

Shigure: Does he honestly believe that he can become a Powerpuff Girl??

When everyone was eating breakfast

Momiji: spits Ah gross! There's a dead fish floating in my miso soup! Gives Haru a death glare

Haru: grin

Shigure: Ah, Kyou, Yuki, you two won't be going to school this morning.

Yuki: Nani.....how come?

Shigure: Well...... because—

Kyou: YEAH!!! NO SCHOOL! BACK UPSTAIRS YUKI!!! blink blink

Yuki: giggle giggle

Everyone: OO

Tohru: Everyone.....we will pretend we hear absolutely nothing...........

5 minutes later

Shigure: Um...it's not working.....

Hiro: I need barf bag.....

At school

It felt very different without walking with Yuki and Kyou. While walking to her locker Tohru could hear a group of girls talking.

?: The Prince didn't come to school today! gasp

?: Maybe he's sick.

?: No, sick or not he never misses a day of school.

?: I wonder what happened.

?: I've been hearing rumors that The Prince got married during the weekend!

?: Are you serious?!?

?: Yeah, to his cousin too!!! I heard the teachers say that they might even have to find a new prince!!!

?: WHAT!?!?! BUT—

BELL RINGS

When Tohru arrived to class she could see The Yuki Fan Club girls..... probably plotting another scheme.

Fan Club Girl: No matter what they say, WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YUKI-KUN! We will never betray him, even if.......EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT HE'S GAY!! . : YuKi : .

Uotani: Wow......look at them, they're so dedicated it's almost scary.

Tohru: nod nod

Hana: Why did Yuki not attend school today?

Tohru: He.....uh........had to.......uh........visit his grandmother! And uh.......well......because she was uh...in a COMA!

Hanajime: Really?

Tohru: goosebumps rising Y-YEAH! 00'''''

Hanajime: I never knew Yuki had a grandmother...........

Tohru: ............ OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Uotani: Give it a rest Hana! The Prince needs to visit his grandmother, big deal!

Hanajime: Your only saying that cause your grandmothers are already dead.

Uotani: ;; yeah

After school

Tohru: Eh, Momiji, where's Haru?

Momiji: He has detention. The idiot couldn't stop talking to himself during class.

Tohru: Oo;;;;

Shigure's House

While walking Tohru and Momiji could see Shigure sitting on a large rock in front of the house.

Momiji: Oy what are you doing? I thought you OWN the house.

Shigure: Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!

Tohru & Momiji: Oo;;

Shigure: No matter what you say I am not going back in there!

Momiji: The Editor's here isn't she?

Shigure: Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, it's ok just think happy thoughts!

Momiji: Erm....yeah you do dat...

Tohru: Oh whatever, c'mon. Opens door and walks inside everything seems normal to me. walks up the stairs stops and hears weird sounds

Momiji: What's wrong?

Tohru: Can you hear it?

Momiji: listens carefully Oh it's Yuki and Kyou...................IN THE BATHTUB!?!?!?!?!?!?! OO

You hear very wrong sounds

Tohru & Momiji: runs out of the house Thinks happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!

9:00 PM

Hotori: walks by What are you all doing?

Shigure, Tohru, Momiji: THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS, THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS, THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!

Kind of a short chapter today, but oh well. Ja ne!