Chapter 4: Knock Him Out!
Shigure: Lalalalalalalala! Visitors! Visitors! La lalala la! *Starts cleaning the house*
Momiji & Kisa: WHAT!?! WE HAVE PEOPLE COMING OVER?!?!
Shigure: It's Ayame and Kagura! =^_^=
Momiji: Exceeellent...*grin* MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Dude, I'm so evil. ^_^
Kisa: #&^@^&%$%!#*&^@#%!*#^$^%*@^!!!!!!!!!! I have to get out of here before the freaks arrive!!! RUN AWAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Yuki: *walks down the stairs* Ayame's coming over?
Ayame: *opens door unexpectedly* YUUUUUUKIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITTLE BROTHER!!! I AM HERE FOR YOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! *shine*
Yuki: AAYAAME-SAMA!!!!!!
Ayame & Yuki: *hug hug*
Tohru: Ok........ this is different...........
Shigure: --and scary.........
Kagura: *peers behind the door* Is...is Kyou-kun...there? *puppy dog face*
Tohru: Ka-kagura! O_O He's..... *points*
Kagura: *shine* KYOUU-KUUN! *slow motion running with twirls and spins *
Kyou: *slowly turns his head around*
Kagura: Kyou......... I.......... I WILL KILL YOU!!! YOU PROMISED YOU'D MARRY ME!!! NOT THAT INSIGNIFACANT GAY MOUSE!!!!!!!! *starts strangling Kyou*
Kyou: X_x
Kagura: Kyou......Kyou-kun? *sniff* OH WHO HAS DONE THIS TO YOU??? *sob*
Everyone: O_o
~ * The Hospital * ~
Kyou: *wakes up from a 10 days coma* Where am I?
Kagura: Kyou-kun! *shine* Oh Kyou-kun! Are you alright? It's ok now, I have taken revenge on the man who has done this to you! *death glares at Shigure at the corner of the room*
Shigure: *sitting on a wheelchair with a cast* *blood and bruises* But I didn't do anything..... *sob*
Yuki: *runs towards Kyou in slow motion* Kyou..... oh how I've missed you during these pass ten days! Look, I even bought flowers for you! (you see tons of piles of flowers surrounding Kyou's bed) I have never left your side Kyou-sama! *smiles* (yellow teeth and bad breath)
Kyou: O_O; (nearly faints)
Momiji: When he said he never left Kyou's side, I didn't think that he'd stayed at the hospital for the whole week -_-;;
Yuki: *kissy kissy hug hug*
Kyou: O_O
Yuki: *kissy kissy hug hug*
Kyou: O_O
Yuki: Kissy kissy--
Kyou: --GET OFF OF ME YOU STINK'N RAT!!!
Kisa: *emotionless muttering* He's back.
Momiji: *emotionless muttering* He will be one of us.
Kisa: *emotionless muttering* He will soon join the dark side once again.
Momiji: eeexceleentt..
Everyone: O_o er...
Yuki: But Kyou—
Kyou: AHHH!!!! GERMS GERMS!!! YUKI GERMS!!!! AHHHH!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haru: Clean clear and under control!! HIY-YA!! *takes fire extinguisher and sprays it all over Kyou*
Yuki: Oh Kyou.....*hug hug*
Kyou: GO $c&EW YOURSELF TO HELL YOU PERVERTED STINKER!!!!!!!!! *kicks Yuki out the window*
Everyone: O_O
Tohru: You... you kicked your husband out the window!?!?!?!?!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Kyou: Haru, decontaminate me!
Haru: Noo problem! Clean clear and under control! *Spray spray*
Kyou: BWAHAHAHA!!!!!! YUKI HAS LOST HIS TITLE!!! THIS PROVES I AM MORE SUPEREIOR THAN THE MOUSE!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Shigure: HE'S BACK TO NORMAL!! ^_^ HE'S BACK TO NORMAL! ^_^ *tries to reach for the phone while sitting on his wheelchair* MUST—CALL---HOTORI!!!
Hotori: *cough* shigure *cough cough*
Shigure: oh there you are! Look look! Kyou has been disinfected!!
Hotori: Yes I can see that *looks at Kyou trying to run away from Kagura's deathly hugs*
Shigure: We've been blessed by god! *looks up at the ceiling light*
Hotori: Well actually.....no. From my calculation Kyou has been "de-vice- versaed".
Shigure: Is that even a word?
Hotori: Shuddup! From my calculations Kyou has been "de-vice-versaed"—
Shigure: --and in plain English that means......
Hotori: ......normal.......
Everyone: YAY!! ^O^ ~* NO MORE GAYNESS *~
Tohru: Shouldn't someone see if Yuki's alright. I mean, he did fall from a 50 story building..... with very sharp rocks at the bottom........
Momiji: *looks out the window* Is that him? *squints eye*
Kisa: *squints eye* I see .... legs.....arms......head.......body...... Ah man, that guy's been disjointed... tsk tsk tsk.
Momiji: Kyou really took a beating out of him...
Kisa: It's more like a ripping out of him..... tsk tsk tsk.
Kyou: I WIN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! =^_^=
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Poor poor Yuki........oh well, please review!!! ^_^
Shigure: Lalalalalalalala! Visitors! Visitors! La lalala la! *Starts cleaning the house*
Momiji & Kisa: WHAT!?! WE HAVE PEOPLE COMING OVER?!?!
Shigure: It's Ayame and Kagura! =^_^=
Momiji: Exceeellent...*grin* MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Dude, I'm so evil. ^_^
Kisa: #&^@^&%$%!#*&^@#%!*#^$^%*@^!!!!!!!!!! I have to get out of here before the freaks arrive!!! RUN AWAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Yuki: *walks down the stairs* Ayame's coming over?
Ayame: *opens door unexpectedly* YUUUUUUKIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITTLE BROTHER!!! I AM HERE FOR YOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! *shine*
Yuki: AAYAAME-SAMA!!!!!!
Ayame & Yuki: *hug hug*
Tohru: Ok........ this is different...........
Shigure: --and scary.........
Kagura: *peers behind the door* Is...is Kyou-kun...there? *puppy dog face*
Tohru: Ka-kagura! O_O He's..... *points*
Kagura: *shine* KYOUU-KUUN! *slow motion running with twirls and spins *
Kyou: *slowly turns his head around*
Kagura: Kyou......... I.......... I WILL KILL YOU!!! YOU PROMISED YOU'D MARRY ME!!! NOT THAT INSIGNIFACANT GAY MOUSE!!!!!!!! *starts strangling Kyou*
Kyou: X_x
Kagura: Kyou......Kyou-kun? *sniff* OH WHO HAS DONE THIS TO YOU??? *sob*
Everyone: O_o
~ * The Hospital * ~
Kyou: *wakes up from a 10 days coma* Where am I?
Kagura: Kyou-kun! *shine* Oh Kyou-kun! Are you alright? It's ok now, I have taken revenge on the man who has done this to you! *death glares at Shigure at the corner of the room*
Shigure: *sitting on a wheelchair with a cast* *blood and bruises* But I didn't do anything..... *sob*
Yuki: *runs towards Kyou in slow motion* Kyou..... oh how I've missed you during these pass ten days! Look, I even bought flowers for you! (you see tons of piles of flowers surrounding Kyou's bed) I have never left your side Kyou-sama! *smiles* (yellow teeth and bad breath)
Kyou: O_O; (nearly faints)
Momiji: When he said he never left Kyou's side, I didn't think that he'd stayed at the hospital for the whole week -_-;;
Yuki: *kissy kissy hug hug*
Kyou: O_O
Yuki: *kissy kissy hug hug*
Kyou: O_O
Yuki: Kissy kissy--
Kyou: --GET OFF OF ME YOU STINK'N RAT!!!
Kisa: *emotionless muttering* He's back.
Momiji: *emotionless muttering* He will be one of us.
Kisa: *emotionless muttering* He will soon join the dark side once again.
Momiji: eeexceleentt..
Everyone: O_o er...
Yuki: But Kyou—
Kyou: AHHH!!!! GERMS GERMS!!! YUKI GERMS!!!! AHHHH!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haru: Clean clear and under control!! HIY-YA!! *takes fire extinguisher and sprays it all over Kyou*
Yuki: Oh Kyou.....*hug hug*
Kyou: GO $c&EW YOURSELF TO HELL YOU PERVERTED STINKER!!!!!!!!! *kicks Yuki out the window*
Everyone: O_O
Tohru: You... you kicked your husband out the window!?!?!?!?!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Kyou: Haru, decontaminate me!
Haru: Noo problem! Clean clear and under control! *Spray spray*
Kyou: BWAHAHAHA!!!!!! YUKI HAS LOST HIS TITLE!!! THIS PROVES I AM MORE SUPEREIOR THAN THE MOUSE!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Shigure: HE'S BACK TO NORMAL!! ^_^ HE'S BACK TO NORMAL! ^_^ *tries to reach for the phone while sitting on his wheelchair* MUST—CALL---HOTORI!!!
Hotori: *cough* shigure *cough cough*
Shigure: oh there you are! Look look! Kyou has been disinfected!!
Hotori: Yes I can see that *looks at Kyou trying to run away from Kagura's deathly hugs*
Shigure: We've been blessed by god! *looks up at the ceiling light*
Hotori: Well actually.....no. From my calculation Kyou has been "de-vice- versaed".
Shigure: Is that even a word?
Hotori: Shuddup! From my calculations Kyou has been "de-vice-versaed"—
Shigure: --and in plain English that means......
Hotori: ......normal.......
Everyone: YAY!! ^O^ ~* NO MORE GAYNESS *~
Tohru: Shouldn't someone see if Yuki's alright. I mean, he did fall from a 50 story building..... with very sharp rocks at the bottom........
Momiji: *looks out the window* Is that him? *squints eye*
Kisa: *squints eye* I see .... legs.....arms......head.......body...... Ah man, that guy's been disjointed... tsk tsk tsk.
Momiji: Kyou really took a beating out of him...
Kisa: It's more like a ripping out of him..... tsk tsk tsk.
Kyou: I WIN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! =^_^=
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Poor poor Yuki........oh well, please review!!! ^_^
