Chapter 4: Knock Him Out!

Shigure: Lalalalalalalala! Visitors! Visitors! La lalala la! *Starts cleaning the house*

Momiji & Kisa: WHAT!?! WE HAVE PEOPLE COMING OVER?!?!

Shigure: It's Ayame and Kagura! =^_^=

Momiji: Exceeellent...*grin* MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Dude, I'm so evil. ^_^

Kisa: #&^@^&%$%!#*&^@#%!*#^$^%*@^!!!!!!!!!! I have to get out of here before the freaks arrive!!! RUN AWAAAAAAYYYY!!!

Yuki: *walks down the stairs* Ayame's coming over?

Ayame: *opens door unexpectedly* YUUUUUUKIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITTLE BROTHER!!! I AM HERE FOR YOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! *shine*

Yuki: AAYAAME-SAMA!!!!!!

Ayame & Yuki: *hug hug*

Tohru: Ok........ this is different...........

Shigure: --and scary.........

Kagura: *peers behind the door* Is...is Kyou-kun...there? *puppy dog face*

Tohru: Ka-kagura! O_O He's..... *points*

Kagura: *shine* KYOUU-KUUN! *slow motion running with twirls and spins *

Kyou: *slowly turns his head around*

Kagura: Kyou......... I.......... I WILL KILL YOU!!! YOU PROMISED YOU'D MARRY ME!!! NOT THAT INSIGNIFACANT GAY MOUSE!!!!!!!! *starts strangling Kyou*

Kyou: X_x

Kagura: Kyou......Kyou-kun? *sniff* OH WHO HAS DONE THIS TO YOU??? *sob*

Everyone: O_o

~ * The Hospital * ~

Kyou: *wakes up from a 10 days coma* Where am I?

Kagura: Kyou-kun! *shine* Oh Kyou-kun! Are you alright? It's ok now, I have taken revenge on the man who has done this to you! *death glares at Shigure at the corner of the room*

Shigure: *sitting on a wheelchair with a cast* *blood and bruises* But I didn't do anything..... *sob*

Yuki: *runs towards Kyou in slow motion* Kyou..... oh how I've missed you during these pass ten days! Look, I even bought flowers for you! (you see tons of piles of flowers surrounding Kyou's bed) I have never left your side Kyou-sama! *smiles* (yellow teeth and bad breath)

Kyou: O_O; (nearly faints)

Momiji: When he said he never left Kyou's side, I didn't think that he'd stayed at the hospital for the whole week -_-;;

Yuki: *kissy kissy hug hug*

Kyou: O_O

Yuki: *kissy kissy hug hug*

Kyou: O_O

Yuki: Kissy kissy--

Kyou: --GET OFF OF ME YOU STINK'N RAT!!!

Kisa: *emotionless muttering* He's back.

Momiji: *emotionless muttering* He will be one of us.

Kisa: *emotionless muttering* He will soon join the dark side once again.

Momiji: eeexceleentt..

Everyone: O_o er...

Yuki: But Kyou—

Kyou: AHHH!!!! GERMS GERMS!!! YUKI GERMS!!!! AHHHH!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haru: Clean clear and under control!! HIY-YA!! *takes fire extinguisher and sprays it all over Kyou*

Yuki: Oh Kyou.....*hug hug*

Kyou: GO $c&EW YOURSELF TO HELL YOU PERVERTED STINKER!!!!!!!!! *kicks Yuki out the window*

Everyone: O_O

Tohru: You... you kicked your husband out the window!?!?!?!?!!!

Everyone: *gasp*

Kyou: Haru, decontaminate me!

Haru: Noo problem! Clean clear and under control! *Spray spray*

Kyou: BWAHAHAHA!!!!!! YUKI HAS LOST HIS TITLE!!! THIS PROVES I AM MORE SUPEREIOR THAN THE MOUSE!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Shigure: HE'S BACK TO NORMAL!! ^_^ HE'S BACK TO NORMAL! ^_^ *tries to reach for the phone while sitting on his wheelchair* MUST—CALL---HOTORI!!!

Hotori: *cough* shigure *cough cough*

Shigure: oh there you are! Look look! Kyou has been disinfected!!

Hotori: Yes I can see that *looks at Kyou trying to run away from Kagura's deathly hugs*

Shigure: We've been blessed by god! *looks up at the ceiling light*

Hotori: Well actually.....no. From my calculation Kyou has been "de-vice- versaed".

Shigure: Is that even a word?

Hotori: Shuddup! From my calculations Kyou has been "de-vice-versaed"—

Shigure: --and in plain English that means......

Hotori: ......normal.......

Everyone: YAY!! ^O^ ~* NO MORE GAYNESS *~

Tohru: Shouldn't someone see if Yuki's alright. I mean, he did fall from a 50 story building..... with very sharp rocks at the bottom........

Momiji: *looks out the window* Is that him? *squints eye*

Kisa: *squints eye* I see .... legs.....arms......head.......body...... Ah man, that guy's been disjointed... tsk tsk tsk.

Momiji: Kyou really took a beating out of him...

Kisa: It's more like a ripping out of him..... tsk tsk tsk.

Kyou: I WIN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! =^_^=

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Poor poor Yuki........oh well, please review!!! ^_^