Chapter 5: Yuki's Funeral

All the Souma's, relatives, family members, friends, Yuki Fan Club Gurls were gathered around Yuki's grave. All were dressed in black. All hearts were damped on this rainy evening. All in grief...

Hotori: Today is a very sad day for all of us. On Friday September 13, Yuki Souma was killed in an acci—

?: *whispers in Hotori's ear and hands him a paper* --Here's the revised version.

Hotori: Oh ok thanks. Ahem. Sorry, Yuki Souma was in fact "murdered" by—

Everyone: *turns around and death glares at Kyou*

Kyou: What? You all knew it would happen someday. *shrugs in a very proud way*

Hotori: Ahem. Yuki Souma was murdered by his "husband" Kyou Souma.

Kyou: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!!?!? HUSBAND!?!?! HEY, ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY???

Hotori: ........yes..........

Kyou: Oh, ok.......

Hotori: Yuki put up a good fight against Kyou--

Kyou: --WHAT?!?! HE WASN'T EVEN FIGHTING AT ALL!!!!!!

Yuki Fan Club Gurlz: *cracks Kyou's neck* Say another word and we'll break your spine!!!!!!!!!

Kyou: X_x

Hotori: --but in the end Yuki lost and was kicked out the window that then hit rock bottom.... His body was scattered to many pieces but still we managed to recover them all. *opens the white coffin with Yuki's scattered body like a six piece puzzle*

Everyone: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww (they see blood all over and inside the coffin)

Kyou: Nice.

Hotori: Ew.... Sorry, we haven't had time to clean up his body yet..... *glance* *shudders* You see nothing folks! Move away move away! *sweat drop*

Hotori: *continues speech* we will always remember Yuki Souma in our hearts. You may all say your last words to Yuki before we bury him..........C'mon people, line up in a straight line, now! Hut hut hut!

White Haru: *sigh* I never knew it would all come down to this....... You've been a great friend, almost like a brother too...... take this. *takes off his necklace and places it inside the coffin* Take this to the other side so you will always remember me.......amen.

Black Haru: FUCK U!

White Haru: Dear lord did I just say that!??? O_O

Hotori: Ok move along! Next! C'mon, don't hold up the line people we still have 2 kilometers to go!

Kisa: Well..... to tell you the truth, I really don't know what to say......well.... I just hope you don't get eaten by the firey demons when you get down there.... amen.

Hotori: Next!

Momiji: Sucker......... and you didn't even live to find out who stole your eye cream. heh heh heh.............

Hotori: Momiji! Say something nice!

Momiji: *sigh* Fine........ I'm doing this just to make you laugh so you won't come back to haunt me..... *sits on a fart bomb* .amen.

Everyone: O_o ok..............

Hotori: Next!

Ayame: Oh dear little brother, what will I do without you? You were my inspiration to make those dresses and open my new shop.... But now...but now..... I have no choice but to close the shop forever........*sob sob* but before you go I shall give you this, *hold up a white dress* I hope that when you reach heaven you will wear this. I luv u lil bro....amen.

White Haru: He's gonna sacrifice his shop for his little brother..... that's so sweet....... Black Haru: what an idiot....

Hotori: Next!

Hiro: Sorry I was like a bit late to hear the lecture, me and my like friendz had to go to the mall to like buy something black to wear when I like come here. I think I look kinda fat in this dress. What do you think? (Oh woops, forgot your eyes got poked out). Anyways.... I bought you a year supply of make-up! Totally! =^_^= Use it well, I spent my entire wallet on it. Yeah, you see this lipstick, use it on like bright sunny days cause then it would really bring out your beauty and you can really dig some hot guys. =^_^= Oh, and you see this? Yeah, you have to---

Hotori: That's enough from you Hiro let someone else have a turn, next!

Ritsu: I haven't been seeing you very lately, I hope you're okay with that. I bought this book, it teaches you how to think in a very positive attitude....*sigh* it changed my life forever.... I want you to have it, so then when you face some tough muscled angels you can reason with them and talk them through any problems......amen......

Hotori: How lame..... Ok, next!

Kagura: There are many things that this world can't give us, but I thank you for giving me back Kyou-kun. I also hope that when you get to the other side you won't come back to kill Kyou-kun and claim him for yourself. Amen.

Hotori: No need to be so harsh Kagura.......next!

Shigure: *sigh* So young so innocent, tsk tsk tsk. Someone will be taking your place as Prince at your school now that you are gone. But I'm sure you'll do very well in heaven school. I thank you for sacrificing yourself to stop the schoolgirls from invading my house. Amen.

Hotori: Next!

Tohru: Yuki.....i'll....i'll miss you *sob sob* *runs off*

Hotori: That was fast.......next!

Yuki Fan Club Gurls: Yuki...Yuki....you have always given as hope and love... but why.... Why do you have to leave? *sob* Don't worry Yuki-kun, we will never let anyone take your place as The Prince. We will do everything we can for you, because....... ~ . : * We Luv Yuki! * : . ~

Hotori: I don't understand how those girls got through security but w/e.... next!

Kyou: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU THAT I'D DEFEAT YOU!!!!!! AND LOOK AT YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, I BEAT YOU! SO SEE YOU IN HELL YUKI!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hotori: You are so cold-hearted.........next!

Akito: hehehe! *poke poke* ooooooooooooooooo! It's squishy! *poke poke poke poke* How fun this is! =^_^= *poke poke* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww, you gave me your blood! *taste* ooooooooooooooooo! Taste like white glue! =^_^= *poke poke poke poke* *poke poke* *poke poke*

Hotori: Er.....maybe you shouldn't......

Akito: (You hear a crack) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY FINGER!!!!!!!! HE BROKE MY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BUUURRNNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X_x

Everyone: O_o

Hotori: Ok then.......moving along now..............

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Well, that's Yuki's Feneral! I don't think the Yuki Fans like this chap much but I'm planning to make a chap about Yuki's resurrection! =^_^= (damn, just spoiled it! -) Don't forget to REVIEW!!! ^ ^