Chapter 6: "The Thing" is Stolen!!!
Author's Note: I haven't updated in soooo long!!! HW just keeps on coming.... Anyways here's Chapter 6 for everyone! =^_^=
It was unusually quiet today... too quiet. Since Yuki's gone no one has been talking all morning.
Tohru: Um... Kyou.....
Kyou: What?
Tohru: Are you sure you don't want to come to the cemetery with us?
Hotori: You can at leased show some respect for the dead.
Kyou: You think I'm gonna sit there patiently prying for the dead rat!?!? HE SHOULD BE BOWING BEFORE MY KNEES!!!! Besides, it's not my fault that he was gender confused and got kicked out the window for his perviness. He should have wished for Wings on New Years like I did! See! Urg, urg! Dammit! Why won't they come out!!!???!?! _ URG URG!!! COME OUT WINGS!!!! Nooooooo, don't fail me now!!! WINGS, COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
Everyone: O_o Er ...
Shigure: If you keep forcing your "Wings" to come out your gonna flex your backbones and end up in the hospital again...
Hotori: and this time you'll HAVE to pay...
Kyou: Dammit! Why won't they come out!?!?!!! WINGS!! COME....OUT!!!! _
White Haru: There there Kyou... don't push yourself that hard.... They'll come back...you just have to wait....
Black Haru: DON'T GIVE UP!!! DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GET YOUR WINGS BACK!!!! YES, THAT'S RIGHT, HAVE THE FREE DESIRE TO KILL!!!!!!! KILL TO GET YOUR WINGS BACK!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyou: Make up your mind already!!!
When the Soama's came back from the cemetery, they find Kyou lying half dead on the roof.
Shigure: What'd I tell ya...
~ * Night time * ~
Kisa and Momiji were dressed in black as they sneaked out of Shigure's house and into the night...
Kisa: Ok, first stop... The Bank!
Momiji: noooooo..... first stop, the washrooooom!
Kisa: Why didn't you go before we left the house?!
Momiji: beccaaauuuusse.....
Kisa: *sigh* Go behind a bush! *point*
Momiji: Eeeeeewww... you want me to pee on a bush?? It's not nutritious for them... considering I have diarrhea bladder issues....
Kisa: O_o ..... ok....either that or you do it on a lamp post!
Momiji: Hmf! Fine, I'll take the lamp post... at least it's warmer! =^_^=
Kisa: Oh god....
~ * Tinkle twinkle DOOOO PLOOP PLOP * ~
Kisa: Eeew, nasty... ~
Momiji: BETTER! =^_^=
Kisa: *glance at lamp post* *shudder* Why is your poo purple?
Momiji: Sorry, too many Wonka candies....
Kisa: *shudder shudder*
Momiji: I think this robber outfit is too revealing... how 'bout you?
Kisa: Sell it to Hiro... you'd make a prophet.
Momiji: That's brilliant! *o*
Kisa: er...
~ * The Bank * ~
Kisa: Remember the plan. First, we get through security. Second, we open the valve, get "The Thing" and then....... WE RUN!
Momiji: eeeexceeleent...... what's Number One again???
Kisa: Why'd I drag you with me? Why? Why? Why?!??
Momiji: because if you didn't I'd tell Hiro to re-decorate your room!!!!
Kisa: right...
Kisa and Momiji used all the Jackie Chan's latest "Jumping on Walls Trick" to move through security.
Momiji: That was fun! =^_^= Let's do it again!
Kisa: NO!
~ * 5 minutes Later * ~
Kisa: I need full concentration to open this lock...... * turn turn turn CLICK!* Done!
With gloves Kisa carefully takes The Golden Box out and opens the lid. (In the background you hear vocalists)
Momiji: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT BLINDS!!!!! IT BLINDS WITH INCREDIBLE LIGHT!!!!!! IT BUUUURRNNNSSS USS!!!!!!! IT BUURNSS US MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!! X_X
Kisa: er..
Momiji: I'MM DYYYIING!!!!!!!!!
Kisa: O_o you can stop now....
Momiji: *is back to normal* Ah yes... "The Thing"..... MUAHAHAHA!!!! Our mission is complete!
Kisa: and without "The Thing" He cannot survive.... *grin*
Momiji: Eeexcceeleentt...
Kisa: Let's go!
Momiji: Noooo....
Kisa: WHAT NOW!!??
Momiji: The washroooooom!!!
Kisa: TOO BAD!
~ * The Next Day * ~
Akito goes to the bank to check on "The Thing".
Akito: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! "The Thing"!!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE!!??????!!????? I'VE BEEN BANK ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathe* oOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
~ * Shigure's House * ~
///Phone rings
Shigure: Shigure speaking! =^_^= ------------------------------- O_O *runs into living room* EVERYONE!!!! "THE THING" HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!!
Everyone: *GASP*
~ * The Souma Main House * ~
Everyone knelt on the floor facing the front of the room as Akito walked in and sat on his almighty chair.
Akito: GABOOGOBABABUNAIMOOUTAFUUHUIPOOPOOSHITAKIMUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUSHI!?!?!?!!!BALABABLALALABALA!! POOPOO?????? POOPOOSHITAKIMUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????? BUGABUGABUGA!!!! NANANANABARBIE??? *sob sob* BADABADAGUIJIGUJIGOOOO!!!!!!! YU-GI-OH!!??? BOOMBOOM!!!!!!!? *sob sob* BOOGABOOOGASETOKAIBA!!!! YUGI????!!! *sob sob* BAFAFDADADADTEAUGLY!!!! MENOLIKEYYOU!!!!!!!! *sob sob* POKEMON!!!! GABOOBOOKABOOM!!!???? PIKACHUBADADADAHAMTARO!!!!!
Everyone: O_O...........come again?
Akito: sjiojwklajsjdoqjoikadk!!!
Hotori: Sir, you're not making any sense....
Akito: *sigh* "THE THING" HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!
All: *GASP*
Akito: LAST NIGHT THE SAFETY VAULT WAS OPENED AND SOMEONE TOOK "My pet Rock".
Tohru: "The Thing" was a BLODDY ROCK??!?? O_o
Akito: That's "Mr. Babu" for your information! Hmf! He has a name you know!
Tohru: I can't believe this. T_T
Shigure: Wait wait wait. Last I saw your pet rock was called "Akito Jr.". What happened there???
Akito: Well... Akito Jr. made babies with Ms. Toilette so I named one of them Mr. Babu—
Momiji: --Ms. Toilette?
Akito: Oh that. Yeah, I found her swimming in my toilet =^_^=
Kisa: Rocks can't swim!
Akito: Ms. Toilette wasn't a Rock! She was a Goldfish!
Kyou: What the hell?!!? Akito Jr. the Rock made-out with Ms. Toilette the Goldfish??!!!??!?!??!!
Akito: Correct! =^_^=
Shigure: And they made fish/rock babies!!??
Akito: Correct! =^_^=
Kyou: What the fu*k!?????!!!?!?!?!
Haru: Genetically speaking that doesn't make sense....
Hiro: This is so wrong...
Hotori: um...sir... I think we're moving off topic... shall we continue from the "vault"?
Akito: lets...ahem...WHO???? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING TO KIDNAP MR. BABU!?!?!?!? *sob sob* WHO!?!?!?! SPEAK NOW!!!!!!!!
Kyou: Hey! Are you accusing us of stealing your pet rock!!!?!?!?!
Akito: As a matter of fact I am! *holds up two strands of hair*
Tohru: Whdat?
Akito: This is something our kidnapper left behind! This is the hair from a Tiger and a Rabbit! A.k.a. Kisa and Momiji!!!!
All: *GASP*
Kisa: damn....
Momiji: Noooooo!!!! I'm too young to go to jail!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!
Akito: You see! Our kidnapper has spoken! Where have you taken Mr. Babu???
Kisa: Up your @$$ and around the corner.
Akito: Reealy??
Kisa: yes.
Akito: Must use washroom. Be right back.
~ * Downtown Prison * ~
Kisa and Momiji were walked to their cellar as the Souma's watched them with despair.
Kisa: Damn..... stupid DNA hairs!
Momiji: I'm too young to be in jail!!!! *sob sob* Why me??
Kisa: Dammit! Why do you have to loose so many hairs!!!
Momiji: ME!? They found yours too! You should stop shedding!
Kisa: I don't shed......Ayame does.......
Ayame: I heard that!
Shigure: *sigh* Kisa.....Momiji.....you shouldn't have stolen Akito's rock. None of this wouldn't have happened.....
Momiji: Can't you just bail us out?!
Shigure: Too late for that... Yuki and Kyou used all the money from my account for their gay wedding.... *sob sob*
Kisa: T_T
Shigure: Anywayz........ WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BLOODY ROCK!!?!?!?!
Kisa: SoMeWhErE..
Shigure: Ooohh... playing hide-and-go-seek now are we???
Kisa: yes...
Shigure: Oh I'm so good at this game!! =^_^= I'll tell you when I find it! Bye bye!! =^_^=
Momiji: BAILMEOUT! BAILMEOUT! BAILMEOUT!
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Yuki's dead, Kisa and Momiji is in jail, what will happen next? Dun dun dun.......
Author's Note: I haven't updated in soooo long!!! HW just keeps on coming.... Anyways here's Chapter 6 for everyone! =^_^=
It was unusually quiet today... too quiet. Since Yuki's gone no one has been talking all morning.
Tohru: Um... Kyou.....
Kyou: What?
Tohru: Are you sure you don't want to come to the cemetery with us?
Hotori: You can at leased show some respect for the dead.
Kyou: You think I'm gonna sit there patiently prying for the dead rat!?!? HE SHOULD BE BOWING BEFORE MY KNEES!!!! Besides, it's not my fault that he was gender confused and got kicked out the window for his perviness. He should have wished for Wings on New Years like I did! See! Urg, urg! Dammit! Why won't they come out!!!???!?! _ URG URG!!! COME OUT WINGS!!!! Nooooooo, don't fail me now!!! WINGS, COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
Everyone: O_o Er ...
Shigure: If you keep forcing your "Wings" to come out your gonna flex your backbones and end up in the hospital again...
Hotori: and this time you'll HAVE to pay...
Kyou: Dammit! Why won't they come out!?!?!!! WINGS!! COME....OUT!!!! _
White Haru: There there Kyou... don't push yourself that hard.... They'll come back...you just have to wait....
Black Haru: DON'T GIVE UP!!! DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GET YOUR WINGS BACK!!!! YES, THAT'S RIGHT, HAVE THE FREE DESIRE TO KILL!!!!!!! KILL TO GET YOUR WINGS BACK!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyou: Make up your mind already!!!
When the Soama's came back from the cemetery, they find Kyou lying half dead on the roof.
Shigure: What'd I tell ya...
~ * Night time * ~
Kisa and Momiji were dressed in black as they sneaked out of Shigure's house and into the night...
Kisa: Ok, first stop... The Bank!
Momiji: noooooo..... first stop, the washrooooom!
Kisa: Why didn't you go before we left the house?!
Momiji: beccaaauuuusse.....
Kisa: *sigh* Go behind a bush! *point*
Momiji: Eeeeeewww... you want me to pee on a bush?? It's not nutritious for them... considering I have diarrhea bladder issues....
Kisa: O_o ..... ok....either that or you do it on a lamp post!
Momiji: Hmf! Fine, I'll take the lamp post... at least it's warmer! =^_^=
Kisa: Oh god....
~ * Tinkle twinkle DOOOO PLOOP PLOP * ~
Kisa: Eeew, nasty... ~
Momiji: BETTER! =^_^=
Kisa: *glance at lamp post* *shudder* Why is your poo purple?
Momiji: Sorry, too many Wonka candies....
Kisa: *shudder shudder*
Momiji: I think this robber outfit is too revealing... how 'bout you?
Kisa: Sell it to Hiro... you'd make a prophet.
Momiji: That's brilliant! *o*
Kisa: er...
~ * The Bank * ~
Kisa: Remember the plan. First, we get through security. Second, we open the valve, get "The Thing" and then....... WE RUN!
Momiji: eeeexceeleent...... what's Number One again???
Kisa: Why'd I drag you with me? Why? Why? Why?!??
Momiji: because if you didn't I'd tell Hiro to re-decorate your room!!!!
Kisa: right...
Kisa and Momiji used all the Jackie Chan's latest "Jumping on Walls Trick" to move through security.
Momiji: That was fun! =^_^= Let's do it again!
Kisa: NO!
~ * 5 minutes Later * ~
Kisa: I need full concentration to open this lock...... * turn turn turn CLICK!* Done!
With gloves Kisa carefully takes The Golden Box out and opens the lid. (In the background you hear vocalists)
Momiji: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT BLINDS!!!!! IT BLINDS WITH INCREDIBLE LIGHT!!!!!! IT BUUUURRNNNSSS USS!!!!!!! IT BUURNSS US MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!! X_X
Kisa: er..
Momiji: I'MM DYYYIING!!!!!!!!!
Kisa: O_o you can stop now....
Momiji: *is back to normal* Ah yes... "The Thing"..... MUAHAHAHA!!!! Our mission is complete!
Kisa: and without "The Thing" He cannot survive.... *grin*
Momiji: Eeexcceeleentt...
Kisa: Let's go!
Momiji: Noooo....
Kisa: WHAT NOW!!??
Momiji: The washroooooom!!!
Kisa: TOO BAD!
~ * The Next Day * ~
Akito goes to the bank to check on "The Thing".
Akito: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! "The Thing"!!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE!!??????!!????? I'VE BEEN BANK ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathe* oOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
~ * Shigure's House * ~
///Phone rings
Shigure: Shigure speaking! =^_^= ------------------------------- O_O *runs into living room* EVERYONE!!!! "THE THING" HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!!
Everyone: *GASP*
~ * The Souma Main House * ~
Everyone knelt on the floor facing the front of the room as Akito walked in and sat on his almighty chair.
Akito: GABOOGOBABABUNAIMOOUTAFUUHUIPOOPOOSHITAKIMUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUSHI!?!?!?!!!BALABABLALALABALA!! POOPOO?????? POOPOOSHITAKIMUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????? BUGABUGABUGA!!!! NANANANABARBIE??? *sob sob* BADABADAGUIJIGUJIGOOOO!!!!!!! YU-GI-OH!!??? BOOMBOOM!!!!!!!? *sob sob* BOOGABOOOGASETOKAIBA!!!! YUGI????!!! *sob sob* BAFAFDADADADTEAUGLY!!!! MENOLIKEYYOU!!!!!!!! *sob sob* POKEMON!!!! GABOOBOOKABOOM!!!???? PIKACHUBADADADAHAMTARO!!!!!
Everyone: O_O...........come again?
Akito: sjiojwklajsjdoqjoikadk!!!
Hotori: Sir, you're not making any sense....
Akito: *sigh* "THE THING" HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!
All: *GASP*
Akito: LAST NIGHT THE SAFETY VAULT WAS OPENED AND SOMEONE TOOK "My pet Rock".
Tohru: "The Thing" was a BLODDY ROCK??!?? O_o
Akito: That's "Mr. Babu" for your information! Hmf! He has a name you know!
Tohru: I can't believe this. T_T
Shigure: Wait wait wait. Last I saw your pet rock was called "Akito Jr.". What happened there???
Akito: Well... Akito Jr. made babies with Ms. Toilette so I named one of them Mr. Babu—
Momiji: --Ms. Toilette?
Akito: Oh that. Yeah, I found her swimming in my toilet =^_^=
Kisa: Rocks can't swim!
Akito: Ms. Toilette wasn't a Rock! She was a Goldfish!
Kyou: What the hell?!!? Akito Jr. the Rock made-out with Ms. Toilette the Goldfish??!!!??!?!??!!
Akito: Correct! =^_^=
Shigure: And they made fish/rock babies!!??
Akito: Correct! =^_^=
Kyou: What the fu*k!?????!!!?!?!?!
Haru: Genetically speaking that doesn't make sense....
Hiro: This is so wrong...
Hotori: um...sir... I think we're moving off topic... shall we continue from the "vault"?
Akito: lets...ahem...WHO???? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING TO KIDNAP MR. BABU!?!?!?!? *sob sob* WHO!?!?!?! SPEAK NOW!!!!!!!!
Kyou: Hey! Are you accusing us of stealing your pet rock!!!?!?!?!
Akito: As a matter of fact I am! *holds up two strands of hair*
Tohru: Whdat?
Akito: This is something our kidnapper left behind! This is the hair from a Tiger and a Rabbit! A.k.a. Kisa and Momiji!!!!
All: *GASP*
Kisa: damn....
Momiji: Noooooo!!!! I'm too young to go to jail!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!
Akito: You see! Our kidnapper has spoken! Where have you taken Mr. Babu???
Kisa: Up your @$$ and around the corner.
Akito: Reealy??
Kisa: yes.
Akito: Must use washroom. Be right back.
~ * Downtown Prison * ~
Kisa and Momiji were walked to their cellar as the Souma's watched them with despair.
Kisa: Damn..... stupid DNA hairs!
Momiji: I'm too young to be in jail!!!! *sob sob* Why me??
Kisa: Dammit! Why do you have to loose so many hairs!!!
Momiji: ME!? They found yours too! You should stop shedding!
Kisa: I don't shed......Ayame does.......
Ayame: I heard that!
Shigure: *sigh* Kisa.....Momiji.....you shouldn't have stolen Akito's rock. None of this wouldn't have happened.....
Momiji: Can't you just bail us out?!
Shigure: Too late for that... Yuki and Kyou used all the money from my account for their gay wedding.... *sob sob*
Kisa: T_T
Shigure: Anywayz........ WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BLOODY ROCK!!?!?!?!
Kisa: SoMeWhErE..
Shigure: Ooohh... playing hide-and-go-seek now are we???
Kisa: yes...
Shigure: Oh I'm so good at this game!! =^_^= I'll tell you when I find it! Bye bye!! =^_^=
Momiji: BAILMEOUT! BAILMEOUT! BAILMEOUT!
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Yuki's dead, Kisa and Momiji is in jail, what will happen next? Dun dun dun.......
