Getting Smarter

He's bumbling, and silly
She's smart and sweet
"Ah, 86!"
"At last we meet."

13 in the fishbowl
Cheif on the stairs
Invisible walls
And doorknobs in chairs

Time after time
He messes things up
But all turns out well
He's got pretty good luck

As for 99
No one knows her name
Same say it was Susan
But that's just part of the game

With A bomb in a stopwatch!
A camera in a hat!
As the suspense rises
"Look out for that!"

And just in the last
Nick of time
He finds the defuser
Inside the lime

And stops the guy
With the really LOOONNNGGG nails
From poisoning the restaurants'
Fancy French snails

"We'll meet again,"
The Kaos man said,
"That darned Maxwell Smart,
Always using his head."