Chapter 23
"Okay, okay...everyone gather around...its Corinne's debut!" Anikka
yelled out of the hallway .
"Oh my god, you guys..." Corinne said embarrassedly when she arrived
at the dorm from the library to find about 30 of her friends all
gathered around the small study lounge area of the dorm.
"Oh come on Corinne, we just wanted to see what you've been working on
all weekend." Her friend Melissa said as she jumped over another girl
and sat down on the couch.
"OOOH...okay...here she goes," Anikka said excitedly as she started
recording the vignette.
Corinne walked into a plain hallway in a black suit looking flustered
and harried.
"Dude, why do you look tired." Melissa asked.
"They made me look like that."
"Oh."
"Shhhhhhhhh." Someone hissed.
"Hey there, don't I know you from somewhere." Jeff asked.
"Whoo...Hottie!" Anikka yelled out.
"Umm, I don't think so, excuse me." Corinne said hurriedly on the tv,
carrying a pile of papers in one hand, clutching about four of
Stephanie's outfits in her arms and trying to balance a cup of coffee
in the other hand, while Corinne in person hid her face behind a
pillow.
"No...wait umm, let me help you." Jeff said taking the cup of coffee
and the hangers from a protesting Corinne.
"Oh no, please don't touch that, oh no..."
"Relax, I'll just help you carry this to where you're going."
"Thanks." She said when they arrived to Stephanie's dressing room.
He brought the things inside, placing the clothes and the coffee near
each other.
"So, my name's Jeff Hardy, and your name is?" Jeff said extending a
hand towards Corinne.
"What the hell is going on here?" Stephanie yelled from the door
making Jeff bring his hand back in shock to knock over the coffee.
"My clothes! Get the hell out of here Jeff Hardy!" Stephanie
screeched.
"What the hell was he doing in my dressing room?" She yelled at
Corinne.
"I'm sorry Stephanie, I mean Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley, he was just
helping me to carry the..."
"Do I pay him or you to do my errands?"
"You pay me," Corinne said downheartedly.
"You need to be punished for that mistake. Hmm...I want you to go and
pour water on Chris Jericho's head."
"What? I...I can't do that!" Corinne said shocked.
"Do you want to keep this job or not?"
"Yes Stephanie."
"Yes, what?"
"Yes Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley."
"Well then go."
Commercial.
"Wow Cori, that was so good." Melissa said.
"Yeah, I thought it was just going to be all like nasty sweaty guys
hitting on you. I umm wouldn't have minded hitting that." Anikka said
referring to Jeff.
"Well...did you hit that?" She continued.
"Anikka..." Corinne began.
"Oh shh, alright it's that Jeriqua guy fighting...he's cute too."
Melissa said.
"It's Jericho first of all, and no I've never as you say, 'hit that',"
Corinne said vehemently.
"Why the hell not, he's hot!" Her other friend Marie supplied while
the rest of the girls nodded in agreement.
"He's my friend you guys...nothing more."
"And nothing less either...you go Cori!" Melissa said.
"Oh stop it."
"Shut up, you're gonna start talking again." Anikka said, while
Corinne laughed at the intent look on her friend's faces as they
watched the backstage vignette with Jericho.
The camera showed Corinne knocking on the door, carrying a pitcher of
water looking flustered again. Jericho opened the door.
"Hi, Mr. Jericho I was um wondering if you would like some water."
"Aren't you Stephanie's new assistant?" Jericho asked bluntly.
"Umm yes."
"How the hell do you put up with that bottom feeding, trashy, little
hoe."
"Ummm, the truth is, Mr. Jericho..."
"Call me Chris."
"Chris, I really need the money. And my family owes the McMahon's a
lot for all they've done for us. I just never thought I'd have to work
for Stephanie."
"So what did she really send you here for?"
"I spilled coffee on her clothes and she wants me to pour water on
your head. I'm sorry, I wasn't really going to do it."
"Sure go ahead." He said at the same time.
"What?"
"Stephanie McMahon has been a pain in my ass since the very beginning.
A little water never hurts anybody. And tell you what, since you've
been given the dishonor of working for the little tramp, I'll give you
a prize."
"What do you mean?"
"You can ask me for anything you want."
"Anything at all?"
"Anything."
"Could you teach me how to do that bulldog that you do in the ring?"
Corinne asked looking up at Jericho shyly.
"A bulldog? Cool, you can use it Stephanie."
"Oh no..."
"Well just in case the opportunity arises, hang on a sec." Jericho
said calling in Howard Finkel. "Hey, Fink come in here a second."
Jericho shocked Finkel and performed the bulldog on him on a mat on
the locker room floor. "See? Now you try."
She did and was able to do it. "Thanks Chris." She said walking out of
the locker room.
"Wait, you forgot the water."
"Oh don't worry about it, I'm sure Stephanie will forget."
"No, you might get in trouble. Here give it to me, then run out of the
locker room when I start yelling."
The next camera shot was Corinne running out of the locker and bumping
into a smirking Stephanie McMahon. "Serves you right...now go make me
some more coffee."
"Yes Stephanie. I mean..."
Cut to Paul Heyman and Jim Ross' commentary. "Who was that girl? She
should know better than to mess around with the clothing of the
billion dollar princess."
"Paul, that young lady right there didn't do anything and she's being
pushed by Stephanie to embarrass other people. She did the right thing
in telling Jericho what was going on."
"But the question still remains...who is that girl? And what is the
Billion Dollar Princess going to do when she finds out that she was
tricked."
Commercial.
"Well that's it guys. You're gonna have to wait until Thursday to see
the next vignette." Corinne said, standing up from the couch and
stretching.
"What are you gonna do on that one?"
"Oh, I 'learn' how to do a DDT from the Rock."
"Cool...the Rock...oh baby...yummmmm....."Melissa said crawling up the
TV as the Rock came on.
"Umm do you and Rock want to be alone right now?"
"Sure...come on now...all of ya'll leave...me and the Rock need some
alone time... Aaaah!" She yelled when an array of pillows was thrown
at her.
"Okay, okay...everyone gather around...its Corinne's debut!" Anikka
yelled out of the hallway .
"Oh my god, you guys..." Corinne said embarrassedly when she arrived
at the dorm from the library to find about 30 of her friends all
gathered around the small study lounge area of the dorm.
"Oh come on Corinne, we just wanted to see what you've been working on
all weekend." Her friend Melissa said as she jumped over another girl
and sat down on the couch.
"OOOH...okay...here she goes," Anikka said excitedly as she started
recording the vignette.
Corinne walked into a plain hallway in a black suit looking flustered
and harried.
"Dude, why do you look tired." Melissa asked.
"They made me look like that."
"Oh."
"Shhhhhhhhh." Someone hissed.
"Hey there, don't I know you from somewhere." Jeff asked.
"Whoo...Hottie!" Anikka yelled out.
"Umm, I don't think so, excuse me." Corinne said hurriedly on the tv,
carrying a pile of papers in one hand, clutching about four of
Stephanie's outfits in her arms and trying to balance a cup of coffee
in the other hand, while Corinne in person hid her face behind a
pillow.
"No...wait umm, let me help you." Jeff said taking the cup of coffee
and the hangers from a protesting Corinne.
"Oh no, please don't touch that, oh no..."
"Relax, I'll just help you carry this to where you're going."
"Thanks." She said when they arrived to Stephanie's dressing room.
He brought the things inside, placing the clothes and the coffee near
each other.
"So, my name's Jeff Hardy, and your name is?" Jeff said extending a
hand towards Corinne.
"What the hell is going on here?" Stephanie yelled from the door
making Jeff bring his hand back in shock to knock over the coffee.
"My clothes! Get the hell out of here Jeff Hardy!" Stephanie
screeched.
"What the hell was he doing in my dressing room?" She yelled at
Corinne.
"I'm sorry Stephanie, I mean Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley, he was just
helping me to carry the..."
"Do I pay him or you to do my errands?"
"You pay me," Corinne said downheartedly.
"You need to be punished for that mistake. Hmm...I want you to go and
pour water on Chris Jericho's head."
"What? I...I can't do that!" Corinne said shocked.
"Do you want to keep this job or not?"
"Yes Stephanie."
"Yes, what?"
"Yes Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley."
"Well then go."
Commercial.
"Wow Cori, that was so good." Melissa said.
"Yeah, I thought it was just going to be all like nasty sweaty guys
hitting on you. I umm wouldn't have minded hitting that." Anikka said
referring to Jeff.
"Well...did you hit that?" She continued.
"Anikka..." Corinne began.
"Oh shh, alright it's that Jeriqua guy fighting...he's cute too."
Melissa said.
"It's Jericho first of all, and no I've never as you say, 'hit that',"
Corinne said vehemently.
"Why the hell not, he's hot!" Her other friend Marie supplied while
the rest of the girls nodded in agreement.
"He's my friend you guys...nothing more."
"And nothing less either...you go Cori!" Melissa said.
"Oh stop it."
"Shut up, you're gonna start talking again." Anikka said, while
Corinne laughed at the intent look on her friend's faces as they
watched the backstage vignette with Jericho.
The camera showed Corinne knocking on the door, carrying a pitcher of
water looking flustered again. Jericho opened the door.
"Hi, Mr. Jericho I was um wondering if you would like some water."
"Aren't you Stephanie's new assistant?" Jericho asked bluntly.
"Umm yes."
"How the hell do you put up with that bottom feeding, trashy, little
hoe."
"Ummm, the truth is, Mr. Jericho..."
"Call me Chris."
"Chris, I really need the money. And my family owes the McMahon's a
lot for all they've done for us. I just never thought I'd have to work
for Stephanie."
"So what did she really send you here for?"
"I spilled coffee on her clothes and she wants me to pour water on
your head. I'm sorry, I wasn't really going to do it."
"Sure go ahead." He said at the same time.
"What?"
"Stephanie McMahon has been a pain in my ass since the very beginning.
A little water never hurts anybody. And tell you what, since you've
been given the dishonor of working for the little tramp, I'll give you
a prize."
"What do you mean?"
"You can ask me for anything you want."
"Anything at all?"
"Anything."
"Could you teach me how to do that bulldog that you do in the ring?"
Corinne asked looking up at Jericho shyly.
"A bulldog? Cool, you can use it Stephanie."
"Oh no..."
"Well just in case the opportunity arises, hang on a sec." Jericho
said calling in Howard Finkel. "Hey, Fink come in here a second."
Jericho shocked Finkel and performed the bulldog on him on a mat on
the locker room floor. "See? Now you try."
She did and was able to do it. "Thanks Chris." She said walking out of
the locker room.
"Wait, you forgot the water."
"Oh don't worry about it, I'm sure Stephanie will forget."
"No, you might get in trouble. Here give it to me, then run out of the
locker room when I start yelling."
The next camera shot was Corinne running out of the locker and bumping
into a smirking Stephanie McMahon. "Serves you right...now go make me
some more coffee."
"Yes Stephanie. I mean..."
Cut to Paul Heyman and Jim Ross' commentary. "Who was that girl? She
should know better than to mess around with the clothing of the
billion dollar princess."
"Paul, that young lady right there didn't do anything and she's being
pushed by Stephanie to embarrass other people. She did the right thing
in telling Jericho what was going on."
"But the question still remains...who is that girl? And what is the
Billion Dollar Princess going to do when she finds out that she was
tricked."
Commercial.
"Well that's it guys. You're gonna have to wait until Thursday to see
the next vignette." Corinne said, standing up from the couch and
stretching.
"What are you gonna do on that one?"
"Oh, I 'learn' how to do a DDT from the Rock."
"Cool...the Rock...oh baby...yummmmm....."Melissa said crawling up the
TV as the Rock came on.
"Umm do you and Rock want to be alone right now?"
"Sure...come on now...all of ya'll leave...me and the Rock need some
alone time... Aaaah!" She yelled when an array of pillows was thrown
at her.
