Disclaimer: As you can see, section 34-b, sub section9, sub sub section 10,
teeny sub section 7.58, appendices hq9 in the hand book of Guava Nancers
clearly states that as much as any Guava Nancer would like, she can not own
anything pirates.
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AN: Hello once again. Guava Nancer D here. Now, i have gotten many requests from lots of reviewers (actually all of them) who have all asked to make chapters longer. So to keep all my reviewers happy, im going to just type and type. Hopefully the chapter will be to everyone's approval. By the way, when i get 100 reviews, ill be having a special post. For those of you who read GNC's "Jack meets Jack" , it'll be kinda like the guavies. And now to the reviewer messages.
The Lost Guava: hello fellow GN! Updates are fun aren't they! Now im sorry to do this to you, but since you're a GN, i cant really give you anything. Don't hit me....*hides* but you can have a candy cane. Its cherry flavored!
AbbieNormal182: I'm doing pretty well, how are you! since you asked how i was, you get to wear the honorary captains hat!
Jack: hey! that is me hat!
GND: Run abbie!
arallahmenorah: A guava is kind of an exotic fruit.. of sorts. And we give those out a lot. Will-napped is a good word. I might just use it from now on out. And your present is... a nother guava, and some really cool sunglasses! enjoy
Maren L P: here is your update! hope you like it! Have some Chinese food! hope Krissilee06: I think this your first review for my story! you all know what that means!
everyone: INITIATION GUAVA! GND: yup *hands krissilee06 a guava with a fancy toothpick sticking out of it* if you review more, you get better presents :)
felina: Hola! glad you like the poster. I don't think jack has lost it, i just think he is his usual crazy self! :) here, have some chocolate.
small obsession: hola chicka! yay! you reviewed like i told you to! lol. yes I will make my chapters longer. since this is your first review as well, you get the initiation guava as well! *hands small obsession a guava with a fancy toothpick sticking out of it* review some more!
AN: and ....... HERE WE GO!
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Kate stared at the ceiling. Her captor had set her down in a chair, told her to "stay put", untied her hands and left, locking the door behind him. He left before she could rip off her bandana and catch a glimpse of who it was. The ceiling wasn't as interesting as she would have liked. She exhaled deeply and continued to count the wooden beams.
'"thirty four.... thirty five...... thirty six...... thirty sev..." she stopped as the door opened, and a man she had never seen before entered. He was grungy, and was wearing a bandana. He was holding a small handful of clothes and said "The captain says ye should wear these. They be more comfortable that what you're wearing." he said, eyeing her up and down. " Not that i don't like what yer wearing right now..."
"Thank you," she said cutting him off. "You may leave now." The grungy pirate smiled a toothy grin, and Kate rolled her eyes. She waved her hand, shooing him out the door. She heard the door lock, and then his foot steps down the hallway. Once she couldn't hear them anymore, she took a look at the clothes that were given to her. They weren't any better than her dress. The shirt was so low cut it wouldn't have mattered whether she stayed in her dress. there was a belt with the pants, because they were about 10 sizes too big.
'Well can't hurt to try," she muttered. She started to take off the dress, with some difficulty. A maid had helped her into the corset, so she struggled to get it off. After a good many of attempts, all of which involved her arm in awkward positions, her back aching, and many curses, all from herself, she succeeded in loosening the strings.
"Stupid ruddy things" she said, slipping out of it, and pulling the large shirt over her head. The cut in the shirt was lover than she thought. She though for a moment, then searched the room for a pin of sorts, or anything to close it with. She found some string, and decided to poke holes in the shirt, making it lace up the front. Once it was finished, Kate looked down at her handy work. "Not to shabby" she thought to herself. The she put on the pants. She slipped into them easily, and she tied the belt around her lower waist. The grungy pirate had also left her a pair of boots. She slipped them on. They were big on her feet, and they kept sliding because of the stockings she was wearing. She sighed, and sat back down on the bed.
"The captain..." she thought to herself. "the man said, the captain. I must be on a boat.... well of course," she said said shaking her head. "The salt water air is getting to my head." Then there was another knock on the door. It opened slowly, and it was the same grungy pirate as before.
"Here's some food. Yeh sure do clean up nice like," he said eyeing her. Kate stood up, took the food tray, set it down on the side table next to the bed, walked back over to the pirate, and kneed him in the groin.
"Why, thank you" she said, this time her with the grin. The pirate was wheezing, and gasping for breath. He gave Kate a look before exiting the room, locking it as he went. She heard him muttering swears as he walked down the hall. Kate smirked, pleased with herself. She wouldn't be hearing from him for a while. So she sat down on her bed, and started on the food, which wasn't as bad as she thought it was going to be
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"She injured me family jewels, captain! I can't go back in there," the grungy pirate whined.
"Didn't I tell yeh, "Don't provoke the bear." the captain said. The grungy pirate looked confused. The Captain sighed and said "look, Just let yer jewels sit for 10 minutes, then bring her to me"
'Aye sir" he said, and he walked away. The captain shook his head muttering to himself,
"Bloody morons .."
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An: well, i hope that was to your liking. And good enough length wise. i was having a brain fart. lol. So, there it is, now remember these wise words, a great man said... "review and be loved.." ... wait that was me. lol. well wise none the less
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AN: Hello once again. Guava Nancer D here. Now, i have gotten many requests from lots of reviewers (actually all of them) who have all asked to make chapters longer. So to keep all my reviewers happy, im going to just type and type. Hopefully the chapter will be to everyone's approval. By the way, when i get 100 reviews, ill be having a special post. For those of you who read GNC's "Jack meets Jack" , it'll be kinda like the guavies. And now to the reviewer messages.
The Lost Guava: hello fellow GN! Updates are fun aren't they! Now im sorry to do this to you, but since you're a GN, i cant really give you anything. Don't hit me....*hides* but you can have a candy cane. Its cherry flavored!
AbbieNormal182: I'm doing pretty well, how are you! since you asked how i was, you get to wear the honorary captains hat!
Jack: hey! that is me hat!
GND: Run abbie!
arallahmenorah: A guava is kind of an exotic fruit.. of sorts. And we give those out a lot. Will-napped is a good word. I might just use it from now on out. And your present is... a nother guava, and some really cool sunglasses! enjoy
Maren L P: here is your update! hope you like it! Have some Chinese food! hope Krissilee06: I think this your first review for my story! you all know what that means!
everyone: INITIATION GUAVA! GND: yup *hands krissilee06 a guava with a fancy toothpick sticking out of it* if you review more, you get better presents :)
felina: Hola! glad you like the poster. I don't think jack has lost it, i just think he is his usual crazy self! :) here, have some chocolate.
small obsession: hola chicka! yay! you reviewed like i told you to! lol. yes I will make my chapters longer. since this is your first review as well, you get the initiation guava as well! *hands small obsession a guava with a fancy toothpick sticking out of it* review some more!
AN: and ....... HERE WE GO!
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Kate stared at the ceiling. Her captor had set her down in a chair, told her to "stay put", untied her hands and left, locking the door behind him. He left before she could rip off her bandana and catch a glimpse of who it was. The ceiling wasn't as interesting as she would have liked. She exhaled deeply and continued to count the wooden beams.
'"thirty four.... thirty five...... thirty six...... thirty sev..." she stopped as the door opened, and a man she had never seen before entered. He was grungy, and was wearing a bandana. He was holding a small handful of clothes and said "The captain says ye should wear these. They be more comfortable that what you're wearing." he said, eyeing her up and down. " Not that i don't like what yer wearing right now..."
"Thank you," she said cutting him off. "You may leave now." The grungy pirate smiled a toothy grin, and Kate rolled her eyes. She waved her hand, shooing him out the door. She heard the door lock, and then his foot steps down the hallway. Once she couldn't hear them anymore, she took a look at the clothes that were given to her. They weren't any better than her dress. The shirt was so low cut it wouldn't have mattered whether she stayed in her dress. there was a belt with the pants, because they were about 10 sizes too big.
'Well can't hurt to try," she muttered. She started to take off the dress, with some difficulty. A maid had helped her into the corset, so she struggled to get it off. After a good many of attempts, all of which involved her arm in awkward positions, her back aching, and many curses, all from herself, she succeeded in loosening the strings.
"Stupid ruddy things" she said, slipping out of it, and pulling the large shirt over her head. The cut in the shirt was lover than she thought. She though for a moment, then searched the room for a pin of sorts, or anything to close it with. She found some string, and decided to poke holes in the shirt, making it lace up the front. Once it was finished, Kate looked down at her handy work. "Not to shabby" she thought to herself. The she put on the pants. She slipped into them easily, and she tied the belt around her lower waist. The grungy pirate had also left her a pair of boots. She slipped them on. They were big on her feet, and they kept sliding because of the stockings she was wearing. She sighed, and sat back down on the bed.
"The captain..." she thought to herself. "the man said, the captain. I must be on a boat.... well of course," she said said shaking her head. "The salt water air is getting to my head." Then there was another knock on the door. It opened slowly, and it was the same grungy pirate as before.
"Here's some food. Yeh sure do clean up nice like," he said eyeing her. Kate stood up, took the food tray, set it down on the side table next to the bed, walked back over to the pirate, and kneed him in the groin.
"Why, thank you" she said, this time her with the grin. The pirate was wheezing, and gasping for breath. He gave Kate a look before exiting the room, locking it as he went. She heard him muttering swears as he walked down the hall. Kate smirked, pleased with herself. She wouldn't be hearing from him for a while. So she sat down on her bed, and started on the food, which wasn't as bad as she thought it was going to be
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"She injured me family jewels, captain! I can't go back in there," the grungy pirate whined.
"Didn't I tell yeh, "Don't provoke the bear." the captain said. The grungy pirate looked confused. The Captain sighed and said "look, Just let yer jewels sit for 10 minutes, then bring her to me"
'Aye sir" he said, and he walked away. The captain shook his head muttering to himself,
"Bloody morons .."
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An: well, i hope that was to your liking. And good enough length wise. i was having a brain fart. lol. So, there it is, now remember these wise words, a great man said... "review and be loved.." ... wait that was me. lol. well wise none the less
