He's a Ramp

What a board!
What a board!

He's a ramp
But they use him
Travel easy
Every day

He's a ramp
They adore him
And I only hope he'll stay that way

He's a ramp
He's a runway
He's a incline
He's a slope
He's a ramp
But I love him
Yes, even I have got it pretty bad

You can never tell how much he'll cope
He gives you plenty of trouble
I guess he's just a no-count dope
But I wish that he were double

He's a ramp
He's a rapid
And there's nothing more to say
He's a ramp, he's a good one
And I wish that I could travel his way
Wish that I could travel his way
Wish that I could travel his way