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Lemony Fresh 2 : Clubbing With the Perv and Canines
"Soo…" Ayame gave a toothy – more fanged than anything else – grin. "Who's the hottie you're meeting here?"
"You mean you know?!" I screeched.
"We do now," Rin supplied.
…
We stared.
…
And stared some more.
"What happened to our quiet little Rin?" Kagome asked.
"She disappeared when she rolled up in the club and saw him." And with that, Rin skipped off to expertly flirt with some dude.
"Ok, this is beyond weird," I said.
"Tell me about it," Kagome said. "So, where exactly is that hottie with a body that you, oh-so-passionately, fell in love with?" she asked. I just had the urge to smack her.
"Well, now, ladies. Hello, my name is Miroku."
'Looks like Mystery Man picked the perfect time to show up,' I thought angrily. 'A little late, don't ya think?'
"Are you him?" Ayame asked. … Man I have the urge to smack so many people right now that it isn't funny.
"Him?" Miroku blinked owlishly.
"You know," a sarcastic voice said (A/N bet ya can't guess!) "the hottie with the boy, the prick with the dick, that she-" another voice joined him here, "oh-so-passionately fell in love with."
"InuYasha, shut up," Miroku said through clenched teeth, though he was smiling, bright as day.
'How the hell can anyone do that?' I thought, kinda creeped out.
The other dude that spoke with InuYasha must have noticed my look and interpreted it correctly, because he answered me. "Yeah, he does it all the time. Pretty creepy how he stays so happy, ne? But, then again, I guess that's the good thing about him. By the way, I'm Kouga."
"I'm Ayame," Ayame (obviously) answered. "Kagome's over there talking to InuYasha, she's Sango, and… Rin's over there flirting." She and I sweatdropped.
"So I'm guessing she's the quiet one?" Miroku asked.
"Oooh, yeah," I replied.
"Holy shit!" InuYasha suddenly exclaimed.
"Where's the fire?" Ayame cried.
"Sesshoumaru's got some chic flirting with him, and he's actually flirting back!"
"…" Miroku gaped. Kouga just kinda stood there with his eyes wide open. I think he fainted standing up. @_@
"Good Lordy!" Kagome yelled. "Is that Rin that he's talking to?"
"That is so freaky," Ayame and I mused together.
"I'm scarred for life," InuYasha whined. "My brother, of all people, FLIRTING!"
"Um… Sango?" Miroku asked me, putting an arm around my waist.
"Great, here we go again," Kouga muttered. He seemed to have recovered from his state of shock.
I wondered what they were talking about until I noticed Miroku's hand was getting lower and lower. I was mortified, to say the least…
"My dear, beautiful, strong, kind-"
I cut Miroku off. "I'm not particularly shallow but would normally let you say all this good stuff about me. However… you don't really know me. What do you want?"
"Dear, Sango, how could you presume a thing like that? It's just, I'm to die soon, and need an heir… Bear my child?" How the hell Miroku managed to do that while looking so innocent is beyond my comprehension.
I don't think anyone could've gone from mortified to pissed off so fast. At least, not as fast as I did. "What the hell? Miroku, you pervert! I can't believe you. You don't know me that well!" Then Miroku decided to grope me again. "Didn't I just tell you that you don't know me that well?" *whack-whack*
"I do, now," Miroku mumbled tiredly. How he managed to stay conscious during all of this, I'll never know.
Kagome practically had to stop me from killing him. "Whatever you say… Though, right now, I have absolutely no reason, whatsoever, to trust you," I replied.
"Hey, InuYasha," Kagome said. I'll have to thank her for that little tension breaker later. "Can you introduce me to your brother?" Ok, maybe I WON'T thank her.
Kouga practically had to practically jump InuYasha so he wouldn't kill Sesshoumaru. "Dog Shit! No way to act in front of a lady." 'Even if she DID wanna meet his brother,' I added silently.
"Whatever, wimpy wolf," InuYasha muttered darkly.
"Hey, Kouga," Ayame interrupted. "So how's everything been going? Haven't seen you since, ooh, 10th grade."
"We used to go to school together?" Kouga asked, obviously trying to deny it.
"Oh, yes!" Ayame suddenly got an evil smirk, which isn't very often… "That lovely little ADORABLE nickname I had for you?" … unless she has blackmail.
"Hey, hey, hey! I remember you now! Ayame! Old buddy, old pal!" Kouga was DEFINITELY trying to cover something up.
"WRONG answer," Ayame snapped. "You were an egotistical jock who always had his way with the chics… Wolf-doggy… Then again, the was the time I made you pee in your pants in front of the whole school while singing in your boxers. Those were the good days." She got a misty eyed look on her face
"… Whatever," Kagome said.
"Well then, wolf-doggy. You got quite a bit of explaining to do," InuYasha advanced on him.
"Oh, it's nothing important. Just the fact that Kouga liked me in 10th grade, beat up my boyfriend hoping his 'strength' would win me over and then… Well, I made him pee in his pants in front of the whole school while singing Britney Spears Slave 4 U and I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman. Isn't that right wolf-doggy?"
…
…
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
"Would ya'll shut UP?" Kouga screamed.
"-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
-5 minutes later, and some tear-wiping later-
"Well, that was certainly the most I've laughed in a while."
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So? What'd ya'll think? Like it, love it, hate it, or something totally random? ;) Will try to update soon, but no promises. Writers block on pretty much all my stories right now. Workin on DDK right now.
