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Sorry that I haven't updated anything, as of late.  I'm to insanely lazy for my own good.

Ton of thanks to: Ryoko-chan – I don't even know who Ayame is, exactly. I finally found a picture of her.  Completely different from what I thought.  All I know is that she doesn't like Kagome… well, in this story, she does ;)

JoJo10 KitsuneNeko

eddie4 – wolf-doggy… amazingly enough, I got that because that's what I call my dog… *sweatdrop*

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Sailor Mini Venus – Glad you like it.  And thanks for the review on all of my other stories, as well. Sorry I haven't updated them. I'm working on it (my greatness cough laziness cough that is)

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Warning: Sorry if there's some sort of jacked up format in the paragraphs. They look fine when I save them and how I save them and all, they just never look right on FF.Net.

Lemony Fresh 3: Sugar Shower

Well, so far, tonight has been really weird. It started off pretty much normal, what with my parents fighting and all. Oh, and, check this, I met this really hot guy, from THE Yakuza Demons. Yeah, them. So, Kagome and I brought Rin and Ayame with us to the club, to meet them. Then all the weird stuff started. I got hit on… more life felt on… but the dude. Who also happens to be named Miroku. Hot guy, hot name. Then his buddies pop up. And Rin's FLIRTING, of all things! Who knew? Well, time to let tonight heat up. I may never see these guys tonight after this. Live life wink wink

"Dude," I vaguely heard Inuyasha whisper to Kagome, "does your friend always wink to herself like that?"

"It depends, I think she's up to something."

I snorted. "Come on, Kagome, we're here on a mission, remember? And, Miroku, take your hand away from my ass before you become a eunuch."

"But Lady Sango," he whined, "your rear is perfect in every way.  A perfect example of your feminine beauty… Must… touch… round… soft…"

"Oh my God, he's freaking me out!" Ayame cried.

"Miroku… We all know that you have the hots for this gorgeous young woman, but please," Kouga said. "There IS a limit, you know. I'll buy you a… Sprite if you shut up, k?"

Miroku's head instantly shot up. "Ok!"

"Hey you guys," I called to them, "I have an idea!" I whispered my idea to them.

"Oh, man, that's just sick," Inuyasha grumbled. "I can handle doing that, but watching them make out at the same time? Yuck."

            "Move out!" Kagome shouted, causing several people to look up.

            "What, you've never seen a person yell before? Want some new gossip?" Inuyasha yelled. "Well, gossip about this!" He grabbed Kagome and pulled her into a kiss.

            "That's… a way to go," Ayame said. Kouga just nodded.

            "Um… Kouga? You still owe me that Sprite," Miroku muttered. No answer. "Yo, WOLF-DOGGY, where the hell's my Sprite?"

            "Guys?" I poked Kagome and Inuyasha, but to no avail. "Guys, come up for air. We have a mission to accomplish, and I think it's too soon to suck each other's faces off." They jumped about a yard apart.

            "So, um, how are we going to accomplish this oh-so-great plan that you told us about?" Kagome asked, blushing.

            I face-faulted. "Didn't we already go over this?"

            "Whatever."

            I handed everyone the supplies. I mean, hey, being friends with the bartender, who also happens to be a prankster, pays off. "Let's go," I whispered, then started cackling diabolically.

            "Don't look at me," Inuyasha whispered.

            "Hey, dude, she's your chic, not mine," Kouga whispered to Miroku frantically. "Do something."

            "Umm… Dearest Lady Sango," Miroku began nervously. "Shouldn't we continue with the plan?" Damn, go and spoil my cackling fun, why don't you?

            We crept around a couple of bushes that 'magically' appeared. "Nobody will notice us!" I cried.

            Ayame sweatdropped. "Um, Sango, I think that people will notice a bunch of moving, talking bushes when there were no bushes before," she said. I ignored her.

            "This could be payback for everything, if you think about it, dog breath," Kouga said to Inuyasha.

            Inuyasha grinned maniacally. "Oh, payback indeed."

            "Shut up you guys, let's just get this over with," Miroku said.

            "Yeah, Miroku, I understand what you mean," Ayame said.

Out the corner of me eye I noticed her wink at Kagome, and Kagome grin back at her. 'What are those two up to, now?'

            We grabbed the bushes and made our way to where a certain two people were sitting. I picked up a walkie talkie. "Phase One, complete. Phase Two: commence operations."

            "Roger that," a voice said.

            Everyone stared at me like I was crazy. "WHAT?! It's for the plan!"

            "Sango, who were you talking to?" Kagome asked curiously.

            "Bobbette," I answered, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. It should've been, at least. At their blank stares, I told them, "The bartender, fools."

            "Ooooooooh."

            When we got to the 'certain people,' I took out a remote control. "Guys, on the count of three, RUN."

            "What?"

            I ignored them. "THREE!" I pushed a button and ran for my life. Then the sprinklers came on.

            There was this furious roar. "INUYASHA!!!!! You are SO going to DIIEEE!!!!!"

            "Thanks for the warning, Sango," Inuyasha hissed. I looked up, startled, to see that he was right next to my ear.

            "Guys, there's no chance in hell that I want to face Sesshoumaru's wrath," Miroku said. "But, Lady Sango, I AM curious to know what you and 'Bobbette' did to them.

            "I think that I can smell what she did to them," Ayame answered.

            "Sango, dear," Kagome asked sweetly. "WHY does it smell like sugar water?"

            "*ahem*" I nervously cleared my throat. "Well, they'll be quite… SWEET… if you catch my drift, for the remainder of the say. Until they can take a shower, that is."

            Suddenly Sesshoumaru popped up out of nowhere. "Hiding from someone, dear brother and muskrat-teers?"

            Kouga screamed this girly scream that I never would have dubbed him capable of. "She-man's gonna kill us! Fem-Boy! AAAAHHHHH!"

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In case that you all couldn't tell what we're doing right now, well… Sesshoumaru's letting Rin inflict torture upon the guys because of before. The girls and I were let off somewhat easily because we're chics. Kagome and I are helping Ayame fix Kouga up, as tribute to her 10th grade year.

"I don't think the guys will be too happy about this," Kagome whispered to me.

"No shit," I replied.

"I don't know about you guys," Ayame said cheerfully, "but I'm having tons of fun doing this. We outta have this 'Make-Over Day' again."

"Wonder what the next day will hold in store for us," I mused.

"Oh, Sango?" Rin got my attention. "Thanks for today." She pulled a string that I hadn't noticed hanging by her head. I looked up and saw a giant water balloon falling towards my head. "But THAT was for the sprinkler incident. I was wearing a WHITE SHIRT!"

"Crap… Hey, Rin… Why do I smell like lemons now?"

            "Oh, no reason." The other girls giggled. "Just want you to smell lemony fresh for later on."

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This chapter didn't exactly turn out as I had hoped for it to. I think I did pretty good. Let me know if you all want me to continue this, or just leave it. Reviews, suggestions, etc are always welcome (so are flames unless they're just harsh and you have no reason to talk.)

BTW, thanks for reading