Disclaimer: I do not own Petshop of Horrors. If I did, I would steal T- chan, and hey! I'd live in Tokyo... *sob* Well, can I still have T-chan?

Morgan: Whoo hoo! Another story! I'm so happy...

Leon: That or really stupid...

Morgan: And what do you mean by that?

D: I think he means that, you have so many stories right now, and with your school, it seems rather stupid to put another story out.

Morgan: Gahh! Where did you come from? I thought you were staying with my cousin!

D: I was, but unfortunately, she tried to cook me again, so I'm staying here for the rest of the week.

Morgan: Unfortunately, huh? Well, all right pretty boy,(D:Hey!) but anyway, here's my new story! I hope ya'll like it, and reviews are appreciated. Flames will be used to burn the bodies of the people who gave them to me!

Leon: *looks at D* I see now why this is rated PG-13...

D: Me too...@_@;;;

(Also, the little cat girl with the frilly dress and curly hair will be called Katarina. I couldn't figure out her real name) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

It was a usual morning in Chinatown, California. Detective Leon Orcot was dropping his younger brother, Christopher, off at Count D's pet shop. With this, came D's angry yell's "This is not a Daycare Center!", followed by Leon's equally angry shouts, "So what! Just take care of him for awhile! I'll be back later!" and- SLAM!

The door was slammed shut, and D began muttering furious words under his breath.

"A child!" and "When will he get it through his thick skull!"

Christopher smiled slightly and proceeded on into the main room. There he found his two best friends at the pet shop, Katarina, and T-chan.

~Hello!~ Chris said. (A/N: Remember, Chris can't talk. Only D and the animals can understand his thoughts, so I'm using these symbols ~, when he thinks of something.)

"Yeah, Chris!" Yelled Katarina, throwing her jeweled hands into the air. "You're finally back! It's been so long!" She ran over to him, and pounced.

~Hey, I was just here yesterday!~ laughed Chris, as Katarina tickled him.

"There you are!" said T-chan, climbing over the couch. "We wondered when you'd be back. The Count's been a real bore to talk to."

The Totetsu smiled a sharp toothed smile, walked over to him, and plucked Katarina off.

"Hey!" Katarina yelled in protest, using her long fingernails to claw at T- chan.

~How come?~ asked Chris, getting to his feet.

"We dunno." T-chan shrugged.

"He's been really grumpy!" pouted Katarina.

"That's because you were clawing at the furniture." Snapped T-chan.

"Hey! My nails were getting long! I couldn't help it!" hissed Katarina.

~Chill out, you two.~ said Chris. ~It doesn't really matter. He probably knew my brother was going to drop me off today.~

"Ooh! Your brother?" said T-chan, licking his lips. "Where is he?"

~He left, and stop thinking I'm going to let you eat him!~ said Chris.

"Really, T-chan. That's just gross." Said Katarina, scrunching up her nose in disgust.

"I can't help it!" growled T-chan, "He just looks so...so...delicious! He's got real thick muscles, and I bet they go down good!" He licked his lips once more.

~Stop!~ Chris yelped, ~I don't wanna hear it! You're still not eating him!~

"Ugh. Anyway, D most likely did know you were coming. I think he was just grumpier than usual because he's got the Mayor coming for another Penguin, and I guess he didn't really want any disturbances." Said Katarina.

~Oh, I guess you're right~ said Chris ~ I figured he just didn't like me and Leon~

"Oh, Chris, don't think that!" exclaimed Katarina. "He does like you! He likes you a lot!"

"And he REALLY likes your brother..." snickered T-chan. (A/N: Can we say, wink, wink, get my drift?)

Katarina's eye's widened with disgust and shock, as she stared at T- chan. Christopher, however, just stared.

~What do you mean?~ he asked.

"Uh well...I..." said T-chan, with a slight sweat-drop. "Er..."

"Never mind, Chris!" said Katarina loudly, still glaring at T-chan. "We'll tell you when you're older..."

~Um, okay...~ said Chris, slightly confused.

"Chris! Katarina! T-chan! Snack time!" D called, sticking his head around the corner.

"Snack time already?" said Katarina. "It's kinda early for that, isn't it Count?"

"Well, because the Mayor is coming to purchase an animal today, I figured we'd better have snack time early, so all of you can have a nap while he's here." Said D.

"Ooh, a nap sounds good." Said Katarina, stretching.

"A nap?!" I don't wanna take a nap!" whined T-chan, but stopped when D shot him a death glare. "On second thought, a nap sounds...um...great! Yeah! Great! Uh...heheh..."

~When is he coming, D?~ asked Christopher, stuffing some cake into his.

"In about two hours..." said D, cleaning up the crumbs T-chan was dropping. "And everything needs to be in tip-top-shape! Now if you will please hurry, I..."

~Two hours?~ said Christopher, ~That's enough time for us to go visit Phillipe!~

"Chris..." said D, shaking his head.

"Ah, come on Count!" said T-chan, "Just for a little while...don't make me and Chris put on our sad faces." He whined.

"Oh fine, but just for thirty minutes!" snapped D, "And no more than that! Come right back, or else!"

~Thanks Count!~ laughed Chris, jumping up and heading toward the closet which hid Phillipe's ocean-house. ~We'll be right back!~

As they walked away, they could here D muttering as he began cleaning up in the kitchen and living room.

"Messy, messy, messy..." he grumbled, "What will they Mayor think if the shop is in such a state as it is! Ugh!"

He dropped a piece of what looked like a human hand.

"T-CHAN!!!" he screamed, "I TOLD YOU TO STOP EATING THE CUSTOMERS!!!"

"Uh, lets walk a little faster, shall we?" say T-chan uneasily.

"I'll stay here if you don't mind." Said Katarina, flipping back her curly hair.

~How come?~ said Chris, stopping and looking at her.

"I don't really like water. It gets my hair all ugly looking." She said, turning her nose up once more, "I think I'll get a head start on that nap."

"Fine. Come on, Chris." Said T-chan, pulling on Chris's hand to hurry up.

~Coming! See you in a little bit Katarina!~ called Chris.

"And make it fast!" Katarina shouted back, "Remember, the Count only said thirty minutes! Or else!"

But the closet door had already been opened and closed, leaving Katarina standing there, her hair fluffed up like an angry kitty.

"When will they learn?" she grumbled, as she headed of to her perch to sleep.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ End Chapter 1

Morgan: So how did ya'll like it?

Leon: Looks good to me.

D: Why am I so mean?

Morgan: I dunno...PMS?

D: WHAT?!?!

Morgan: haha...just a thought. Anyway, I can't really think of a punishment. You think you guys can help me? I don't want to punish little Chris! The choices are:

Telling big brother Sent to the corner Um...the chair?

Morgan: *sob* I can't do it!

Leon: oh give me a brake...

Morgan: Shut up...Anyway, review, and give me your answer! Thanksy!

(And come back next time!)