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Liquor's Karaoke Prologue

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny walk into the newest 'hot spot' in Hogsmeade. The waitress brought them all a round of margaritas, and they drank.

"This isn't non- alcoholic," said Hermione.

"So?" said Ginny, taking another drink.

Harry laughed, and Ron looked at his little sister, shocked.

"We'll get caught."

"Well, we can always say we didn't know it had alcohol in it."

Harry laughed even harder.

"C'mon, Hermione, lighten up a bit," said Harry.

Soon, after several rounds, Hermione was slurring her words.

"That's real good," she said.

Ginny started laughing at Hermione, and nearly fell off her chair.

"All right everyone! It's karaoke time! All volunteers are welcome, and if you don't volunteer, you'll be chosen at random!" said a man up on the stage.

"I'll need more drinks for that!" said a voice from the back.

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny turned to see McGonagall (who had spoken), Flitwick, Snape, Remus, Sprout, and Hagrid, all of which had several empty glasses in front of each.

A/N: I need some ideas for who sings what, so if you have a suggestion, it's VERY welcome.