A/N: I dunno who sings what part, so I'm just gonna put it all together, and hope you can figure it out.

Liquor's Karaoke Chapter 1

"Who's up first?" asked the man.

Remus and Sirius walked in and sat at the bar.

"I'll go!" squeaked Flitwick, after a large hiccup.

"And I'll go with you," said Professor Sprout, following him.

The man chose a song for them, and they looked at each other, Sprout blushing slightly.

"Baby when I met you there was peace unknown

I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb

I was soft inside

There was something going on You do something to me that I can't explain

Hold me closer and I feel no pain

Every beat of my heart

We got something going on Tender love is blind

It requires a dedication

All this love we feel needs no conversation

We can ride it together, ah ha

Making love with each other, ah ha Islands in the stream

That is what we are

No one in between

How can we be wrong

Sail away with me

To another world

And we rely on each other, ah ha

From one lover to another, ah ha I can't live without you if the love was gone

Everything is nothing when you got no one

And you walk in the night

Slowly losing sight of the real thing But that won't happen to us and we got no doubt

Too deep in love and we got no way out

And the message is clear

This could be the year for the real thing No more will you cry

Baby I will hurt you never

We start and end as one

In love forever

We can ride it together, ah ha

Making love with each other, ah ha Islands in the stream

That is what we are

No one in between

How can we be wrong

Sail away with me

To another world

And we rely on each other, ah ha

From one lover to another, ah ha Sail

Awwww lets sail away, be with me, me Islands in the stream

That is what we are

No one in between

How can we be wrong

Sail away with me

To another world

And we rely on each other, ah ha

From one lover to another, ah ha Islands in the stream

That is what we are

No one in between

How can we be wrong

Sail away with me

To another world

And we rely on each other, ah ha

From one lover to another, ah ha" The crowd cheered and screamed. Harry had begun to dance with some Ravenclaw girl, Ginny danced with Malfoy (both of them were so drunk neither could tell who they were dancing with), and Ron and Hermione danced.

"Hmm. who's next?" asked the man.

A/N: Thanks 2 those who reviewed!

AnimachaX: Thanks, man for your help. Lol, j/k.

Carpathia: I LOVE you! You are the best! But how about if I give Hagrid Movin on, or something, and have Snape sing 'I'm too sexy'? Do you mind at all?