Liquor's Karaoke
Chapter 2
"Come ON, someone's gotta sing!" said the man.
"I think Professor Snape should go!" shouted a student from the back.
He whirled around.
"No," he said.
"Snape! Snape! Snape!" called everyone in the club.
He sighed, and got up on stage, muttering about killing them all. The man picked a song, and the music played. Hermione immediately recognized the song, and started laughing, at Snape's horrified face.
"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love"
The entire club tried not to laugh.
"Love's going to leave me" People moved out on to the dance floor, and Snape relaxed signifigantly, and began to sway a little to the music.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts"
Snape pulled off his robes, revealing jeans and a white wifebeater.
Every female in the club screamed, if they went to Hogwarts it was in disgust, the rest were swooning at him.
"And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party"
He smiled at some of the women screaming his name, one actually fainted.
"No way I'm disco dancing I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk"
He pretended he was walking down a catwalk.
"I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me And I'm too sexy for this song"
All the women in the front screamed, then Snape seemed to realize who he was, where he was, who was there, and he pulled his robes back on, and sat stiffly in his chair. Harry laughed, he had thought about going into the bathroom and throwing up, but he couldn't resist watching
A/N: What do y'all think? Next I'm having Remus sing "Can't Fight the Moonlight."
"Come ON, someone's gotta sing!" said the man.
"I think Professor Snape should go!" shouted a student from the back.
He whirled around.
"No," he said.
"Snape! Snape! Snape!" called everyone in the club.
He sighed, and got up on stage, muttering about killing them all. The man picked a song, and the music played. Hermione immediately recognized the song, and started laughing, at Snape's horrified face.
"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love"
The entire club tried not to laugh.
"Love's going to leave me" People moved out on to the dance floor, and Snape relaxed signifigantly, and began to sway a little to the music.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts"
Snape pulled off his robes, revealing jeans and a white wifebeater.
Every female in the club screamed, if they went to Hogwarts it was in disgust, the rest were swooning at him.
"And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party"
He smiled at some of the women screaming his name, one actually fainted.
"No way I'm disco dancing I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk"
He pretended he was walking down a catwalk.
"I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me And I'm too sexy for this song"
All the women in the front screamed, then Snape seemed to realize who he was, where he was, who was there, and he pulled his robes back on, and sat stiffly in his chair. Harry laughed, he had thought about going into the bathroom and throwing up, but he couldn't resist watching
A/N: What do y'all think? Next I'm having Remus sing "Can't Fight the Moonlight."
