Togona: WARING: THIS A SONGFIC!!!!! I thought that I would be cute for this chapter. It is to Pretend to be nice by Josie and the Pussycats, yes Josie and the Pussycats!

Disclaimer:

Togona: I do not Yu Yu Hakusho and I don't own Josie and the Pussy cats, as you all know, all I own is AOMSA and right now they are playing with OoOoOoh, shiny..' ALL-TO-POWERFUL-RABID-SQUERAL-NINJA-ASSASSINS (ATPRSNA)

So anyway, back to the story...

// // = song lyrics, easy enough?

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(Togona's POV)

Togona: Hiei, what are you planning?

Hiei just stared at me as if I was crazy and I did not know what I was talking about. The look in his eyes was as if he were hiding something.

// well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes//

// and says "it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise//

//because your hair sticks up. Your shoes are untied//

// I hope that you got that shirt at half price!!"//

Togona: Hiei, you've been acting strange lately

It was the truth; he had hardly spoken, nevertheless laughed. Hiei always laughed around me. Why was he doing this to me?

Hiei: I have to go

Togona: no. Hiei!

//and every word I say falls flat on the floor, //

//I try to tell a joke he's heard it before//

//and I don't think I can take it no more//

//he's driving me right out my front door//

After that I made sure that Hiei wouldn't notice, I grabbed Botan and we followed him. He followed him into the city where he went in and out of stores.

//why do you do what you do to me baby shaking my confidence//

//driving me crazy//

// you know if I could, I'd do anything for you//

//please don't ignore me because you know I adore you//

When we got home we had nothing! I noticed that he was extra cold and crude with everyone but he was always like this. Ignoring me is like being cold and crude! We barley spoke. It kind of hurt, but I knew that Hiei needed his space, but what was he doing.
The next day I went along, because Botan and Keiko needed to buy their dresses. I was making mine by night so I didn't have to worry about that. They had told that they would keep an eye on him.

//can't you just pretend to be nice?//

//could you at least pretend to be nice?//

// If you could just pretend to be nice//

// then everything in my life would be alright//

//eoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeooooooo//

This was totally confusing me and I could not take it anymore. I used to feel that I knew him, I was the only girl he had ever opened up to. And know I couldn't even figure what he was doing out.

// and I tried so hard just to figure him out//

//but he won't tell me what he's thinkin' about//

The scary part is he comes home extremely tired and extremely late. He falls asleep on the couch, rather than his bed. And when this happens he shows no emotion towards it.

//and then he falls asleep on the living room couch//

//with his sunglasses one and his tongue hanging out//

//and then he disappears at a week at a time//

//and then he shows, just like everything's fine//

Barely any people ask him where he's been, but all he gives us is the same stupid excuses and stories. I know that he knows that I see right trough him.

// I don't get what goes on in his mind//

//but I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines//

// why do you do what you do to me baby//

//shaking my confidence

//driving me crazy//

//you know if I could I'd do anything for you//

//please don't ignore me because you know I adore you//

The next day, I received a big shock. When I went to spy on Hiei, Botan was there! That back stabbing little bitch! She had better not rat me out or it will be the last thing she does!

//can you just pretend to be nice//

//could you at least pretend to be nice//

// if you could just pretend to be nice//

//then everything in my life would be alright//

//eoeoeoeoeoeooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeooooooo//

When I arrived back, I put myself into interrogation mode.

Togona: alright spit it out Botan!

Botan: spit what put?

Togona: *yells* I saw you and Hiei today, you idiot! Don't' act stupid with me! Now tell me what you two were doing!

Botan: I can't say

Togona: and why not?!

Botan: because I want to live, that's why

Togona: you aren't' going to live if you don't tell me!

Botan: Hiei threatned me with my life, he knew you were going to want to know. So he said that if you asked, not to tell you.

Togona: and if you did?

Botan: than he would kill me.

What was so important and so secret that he would threaten Botan with her life? Now this was hurtful and confusing.

//why do you do what you do to what you do to me baby//

//shaking my confidence//

//driving me crazy//

//you know if I could I'd do anything for you//

//please don't ignore me because you know I adore you//

Botan: you know, they say that 'curiosity killed the cat' well in this case I'm the cat.

Togona: did you rat me out.

Botan: Okay stop it with the animals, no I didn't tell.

Togona: thanks Botan.

Botan: what are friends for?

Togona: *smiles and hugs Botan*

//can't you just pretend to be nice?//

//could you at least pretend to be nice?//

//if you could just pretend to be nice//

//then everything in my life would be alright//

//eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeooooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeooooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeooooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeooooooooo eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeooooooooo...//

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Togona: finally done! And in the next chapter there will be someone coming in that you wouldn't expect... I'm, still taking guesses! Review :D Please