Mommy!?!?

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the DOA characters.

Author Notes: I will update my other fics soon. But for now I had this idea. Hope you enjoy it. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Chapter 1

In a warm, sunny day the men of DOA were at a bar, drinking beer and playing Blackjack. Meanwhile, a group of scientists were sitting two tables away from the men.

"Dr. Jacobs, do you have the 'X-Savor' experiment with you?" Dr. Phil asked.

"Yes, it's here in this suitcase." Dr. Jacobs answered lifting up the to show his co-workers.

"Good." Dr. Phil grinned evilly.

"With this experiment, imagine if a powerful leader was affected by this." Dr. Mossis said.

"Total chaos." Dr. Spielvogel smirked.

Back at the DOA table, Zack showed his cards. It was a 20. But Ryu showed his card and it was an automatic Blackjack.

"Again Hayabusa won!" Leon said frustrated, slamming his on the table.

"I give up." Bayman sighed, throwing his cards down.

"If Hayabusa continues to win I'll have no money left." Zack complained.

"I WANT A REMATCH!!!" Jann-Lee demanded, jumping to his feet and pointing dangerously at Ryu.

"Ok." Hayabusa agreed.

"This is getting interesting." Brad Wong complemented, staring at the two men.

"Draw!" Jann-Lee said. Showing his cards he had a 20.

"That's good. But I still win." Hayabusa said. He held his cards, it was a 21.

"Very good." Hayate cheered, patting him on the back.

The women of DOA arrived at the bar. They came back from a long day of shopping and rocketing up the men's credit cards.

"It was so nice that Hayabusa lent me his credit card." Kasumi said cheerfully.

"Come on girls; let's show the boys what we bought." Tina grinned, seeing the men nearby.

All the girls followed Tina towards the table, but they found that the men were in argument. Mainly it was between Jann-Lee and Zack.

"I saw you holding another card in your sleeve!" Jann-Lee claimed.

"No, you must be seeing things." Zack lied.

As their argument got louder, the scientists couldn't take the noise any longer.

"Let's go a new place to talk about the experiment." Dr. Conway suggested. All of them nodded and got on their feet and started to head out.

"This is bad." Hitomi said.

"This will end up in a brawl." Leifang said.

"Men..." Ayane said rolling her eyes.

"We should stop them." Kasumi said.

"I agree." Helena said.

Zack and Jann-Lee stared into each other's eyes; Zack taunted Jann-Lee of being gay. This angered Jann-Lee. With a flash of an eye Jann-Lee threw a punch. Lucky Zack avoided, and Jann-Lee end up punching Leon in the face. Without a second thought Leon strike back. Starting an all out brawl.

"We're too late." Tina said.

"The men are acting like babies." Christie said crossing her arms.

"This is so embarrassing." Helena said.

"Tell me about it." Leifang said.

Back at the battle ground Leon gave Jann-Lee an arm-grenade, while Hayabusa and Hayate did their tag-team move on Bayman. Brad Wong, who was holding an empty beer bottle smash Hayate's head. Zack kicked Leon in the ribs, while Bayman tossed Jann-Lee into the bar counter. While the fight raged on, the scientist got tangled into it. Dr. Jacobs who was holding the suitcase that contained 'X-Savor' was accidentally bumped into, making him lose his grip of the handle and the suitcase opened.

"NNNOOOO!!!" Dr. Jacobs cried out. Watching as a glass container filled with a pink liquid flying across the air and landed on the floor releasing all the liquid. The DOA men then lost their balance and fall on the floor, over the liquid. Everyone watched with shock as they saw the men of DOA slowly turning....

"What just happened!?!?" Kasumi asked.

"I don't know." Helena answered still in shock.

The women slowly approach up to the men...or should I say little boys. All of them turning into 5 year old boys.

"Mommy!?!?" Brad Wong asked looking up at Hitomi.

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Author Notes: Well??? What do you think of it??? Please send into reviews. BTW the other fics like 'We Must Save Helena." and 'Dead or Alive American Idol' will be updated soon. The girls will take care of the boys by their pairing. For example Jann-Lee will be taken care of by Leifang