Kummy-San
Disclaimer: I do not own YuYuHakusho (I wish) or any of the characters.
That means Kuranma *drags out of mass of screaming fan girls* is not anyone
but Yoshihiro Togashi's and who ever pays him to do this stuff. That also
means that Hiei *uses bat to remove fan girls* can not go home with you.
So stay away. *Brushes off fan-girl drool and locks the cute ones in some
building.* Heehee Arts Ltd. pays me to write crap like this. Alright.....so I
co-own Heehee Arts Ltd. So....Fine. Heehee Arts Ltd. is a corporation with
two people in it. They co-own, co-produce, co-write, co-draw, everything
that Heehee Arts Ltd. produces. We aren't Ltd. for nothing.
Rated: PG-13 for bad language and violence. Mostly inflicted on Yusuke, but
still violence.
Pairings: I'll let you know when I come up with one. Most likely
Oc/Kuranma. Or if I really feel crappy, Oc/Hiei. Potential Lemon. *sorry*
Have you guessed the hero yet? That's right it's Koenma!.......Highly
unlikely that he ever does anything world-saving related.......I was only
kidding.
AN: Still contemplating as to how this thing is funny.....Ah yes now for an
important announcement: I will not be making any more chapters unless
someone (or someones) gives me an idea as to what I should do next. That
means you, the reader. Not very difficult, just e-mail it to me. Also not
very difficult. I know, I'm mean. But ya know what, its mad fun. You should
try it sometime. On with the stupidity. I think I fixed the run-on thing.....
End of crappy things to say.....we hope........
Chapter 2:
Love is in the air, and it freaks me out.
Yusuke grinned as the white haired girl....Astraea was her name......he
thought.....back kicked the last demon into the hole it had sprung from. She
wasn't a bad fighter; she just kept beating her opponent into the ground
from whence they had sprung. She wiped her forehead, waiting for some
comment.
Kuranma sighed. Astraea relied on no one but herself now. The last time he
had tried to talk to her while they where walking, she had tripped him and
kicked his balls. That had hurt. Aw shit. Screw it. That had hurt like
hell, understated to the extreme. All that girl had to do was lift her foot
near Kuranma and he winced, remembering the pain.
Astraea sighed regretfully. "That was the last one. Almost wish I could
stay out here and beat up demons." The black cat meowed. "But I have to
kill my father. I know. Hweehoo hweehooo Luke hweehooo hweehooo I am your
father hweehooo hweehooo. I had to do that." She did her own little victory
pose, one foot tucked behind the other, one hand doing the victory sign,
winking with a sexy smile on her face. "Aw, damn castle. Had to be close to
the place we started from." She sighed again, and rubbed her head.
Hiei looked at the girl. "Buzzing noise? One that no matter how many times
you rub your ears will never go away?"
Astraea winced. "Yeah Third-Eye-Blind. Keeps getting louder the closer to
that damn castle we get." She rubbed the top of her head furiously, her
white hair a mess.
Yusuke looked at her following Hiei's comments. "If it's a loud buzzing
sound, shouldn't you be rubbing the sides of your head, not the top?" He
cocked his head. "Are you a freak or something" Astraea kicked him savagely
in his stomach, and didn't stop.
"The day I become a freak is the day I speak a foreign language!" She
hissed at him. As suddenly as she had started, she stopped, perked her head
up, and looked at the castle with a blank look. "What the fuck?"
Kuwabara gave her a look. "So you feel it to? That whole evil energy?"
Astraea straightened up and looked at the castle. "I.....heard my
mother...screaming." She blinked and looked at the castle, a savage
expression on her face.
Kuranma stepped in front of her, knowing he was about to be pounded into
the ground. "Think rationally for a moment. If you go gallivanting off
after your mother, how are we, the crappy fighters, supposed to defend
ourselves?"
Astraea looked at him, still savage. "I'm sure you'll find a way." She
jumped, way higher than a normal human should be able to, and kicked the
back of Kuranma's head.
Kuranma spat out blood, and lost consciousness, the rose falling out of his
hair.
Kuwabara looked at Astraea. "If you go off through that castle on your own,
you will most likely run into your father. How are you going to stop him if
you can't even show your own aura unless you're mad?"
Astraea grimaced. "True. I can't do any of those nifty little tricks you
guys do. So I guess I have to stay with you guys, if I want to be able to
truly defend myself from my father."
Kuranma woke slowly, with enough time for the others to haul his
unconscious body into protective cover, and settle down for a breather.
Yusuke used his time to flex his muscles, while Kuwabara tried to hit on
the unreasoning Astraea, who left after a few too well pointed remarks, and
Hiei followed silently after.
Astraea sat in the branches of a tree, and she let her hair down. A sudden
shower of white hair startled Hiei, who silently watched her, just in case
of an attack. She sighed, and fell out of the tree, face first.
Hiei moved faster than he had ever thought he could, and caught the light
figure seconds before she would have hit the ground.
Astraea looked up at her 'rescuer.' "I had a deep feeling you would be
there. The gasp when I let my hair down gave you away." She lifted her
coils of past the ground white hair, and started to pin it up again.
Hiei sighed. "I thought you might need a guard. Women tend to not care what
happens when they leave camp."
Astraea looked at him in the pale moonlight, thinking that maybe this three
eyed guy wasn't so bad after all. "Hiei....I was wondering...."
Hiei looked up from his hand, in which he had a lock of Astraea's milk
white hair. "What?" His tone was soothing somehow....
Astraea blushed. "I was wondering if.....maybe......you'd walk with me to the
castle.....and help me figure out how the hell we're going to get in there
undetected."
Hiei blinked, somewhat selfishly grateful for the pale moonlight that hid
his blush. That was the most romantic thing any female had ever asked him
personally. "Sure."
Astraea had figured from the way he had said that timid 'sure', that Hiei
might have a crush on her. She blinked as they walked out under the full
moon, right at the gate to the castle. "Not much of a walk." She whispered
to Hiei, hoping that no one would hear her.
Hiei nodded. "I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere." He crept away,
stealthily and speedily, tracking the guards on the walls. He returned
shortly. "There are six guards for each wall, but there were signs of an
underground tunnel, leading into the castle."
Astraea smiled softly. "Thanks Hiei for that." She leaned forward and
kissed him softly on the cheek.
Hiei blushed. "My pleasure Astraea. Why is your name Astraea? I thought
that was the Greek goddess of innocence, the virgin."
Astraea smiled shyly and ducked her head. "My foster mother thought it
would be appropriate seeing my innocence for the crap my mother and father
used to do. My name is actually Münze Sakura, not Astraea Sakura-
Minasagouo."
Hiei looked at her. "So your father is not the person we are trying to
kill?"
Münze grimaced. "He is. I kept my mother's maiden name because I am a
bastard. It's custom. So.....what do we do now?"
Hiei cleared his throat, coughing into his dragon marked arm. "I don't
know."
Münze fell out of the tree she had been sitting in. "Oh that was
brilliant." She bent down in front of the sitting Hiei to tie her shoe,
exposing her breasts.
Hiei fell over with a bloody nose. "I don't suppose you have any ideas?"
Münze looked at Hiei oddly. "Oh! I am so sorry about that!" She quickly
pulled the sailor shoulder thingy back to cover the necessary areas.
"Better?"
Hiei recovered from his massive nosebleed. "Much." He tensed as Münze
leaned over his shoulder and used it as a pillow.
Münze looked up at Hiei, in total comfort. "Hiei......do you like me?"
Hiei startled. Straightforward girl Münze. "I think I do. Maybe it's just
the nosebleed talking."
Münze looked up at Hiei. "I think I like you too." She leaned forward and
gave Hiei a kiss, a not very nice kiss if you know what I mean, on his
startled lips.
Hiei moaned deep within his throat. He leaned in closer to Münze and began
to respond intimately to her kiss.
Kuranma had decided to go find Hiei and Astraea to tell them that Botan had
brought food. He looked up in a massive tree's branches, and saw Hiei and
Astraea. He was about to shout a hello, when he noticed that they were
kissing each other.
Hiei moved his hand up to hold Münze's face, the other holding her back. He
opened his eyes, and broke the kiss. "Well....that was odd."
Münze smiled, her eyes glittering in the moonlight. "Definitely. That has
got to be the first time I have ever kissed a guy smaller than I am."
Hiei smiled. "No one said I had to stay this small. And that was my first
kiss."
Münze moved her hands up to Hiei's neck and back. Only hers
roamed....everywhere. No place on Hiei's body was safe from her exploratory
fingers.
Hiei leaned in and started to kiss Münze again, enjoying the feeling. Her
hands kept stroking him, and for some odd reason, he liked it. His hand
moved on its own down Münze's back to her leg, and then a rock hit him in
the back of his head.
Kuranma waited for Hiei to back away from Astraea, another rock in his
hand.
Hiei broke off his kiss, and dashed off, much to Münze's disappointment and
surprise. He landed in front of Kuranma, and the two stared at each other,
and walked off so that Münze/Astraea would not notice where they had gone.
Münze landed on the branch with a thump. "Shit. Oh well.....Not like I have
to worry about him getting hurt. I thought he liked it to........" She sighed,
and curled up in the crook of the branch. She held a hand to her lip,
wishing it to stop being so swollen. It wasn't like she had never been
kissed by a guy, or the other way around. She just wasn't used to a demon's
ferocity at his first kiss.
Kuranma waited for Hiei's blood to cool down. "Did you like that Hiei?"
Hiei winced. Kuranma was not a happy yo-ko. "Do you like my sister? That's
the answer to your question. Besides, it's not like you're her keeper. You
left her, so she's fair game."
Kuranma pulled out the Rose Whip. "That's not the point. You just kissed my
best-friend. I think that warrants an explanation."
Hiei held his dragon-marked arm out menacingly. "That's exactly the point.
Brother-sister relationships are about the same as friend relationships. We
just deal with our anger better. Because Kuranma, face it, all you can do
is pray she found a good one." Hiei ducked at Kuranma's whip lash.
Münze had wandered around the forest looking for Hiei and, she was
guessing, Kuranma. Her steps led her farther and farther away from the
camp, but closer and closer to Kuranma and Hiei. She arrived at the
clearing just in time to see Hiei bent over on the ground with multiple
serious injuries.
Hiei coughed up blood and struggled to get up. A firm, yet gentle, hand
helped him sit up. The figure held a finger to its lips in silence, and
winked.
Münze stood up, her white hair pinned up under a massive cloak. She took a
fighter's stance, prepared to beat Kuranma into the ground, when the rest
of the gang showed up. Her bluff was called, and her weirdo ability to hide
her aura so she looked like she was a dead body was about to be discovered.
AN: That was the crappiest love scene known to man. No need to flame me on
this one. But then again, that was my first time writing an all out love
scene without some evil purpose behind it. Seeing as how this is the only
fanfic of mine people read, I'm going to shamelessly advertise now. Please
read: Somehow, an Inuyasha Fanfic with Oc/ Sess, and also read Innocent
Dumpling, a Gensomaden Saiyuki Fanfic with Goy/Oc but Oc/Sanzo. New fic,
Inuyasha, a bunch of Oc's run around with the Inuyasha gang. I am a twisted
child. *so proud* Please review! Or no more Kummy-san fanfic! So review!
Also e-mail me any ideas you have. Need inspiration. I sort of...drank my
muse. *Lady of the Lake tries feebly to swim out of the writer's stomach.*
So not a good thing. I need to get a more solid muse......Review! You know you
want to! I love Star Wars! But Lord of the Rings is better!
Disclaimer: I do not own YuYuHakusho (I wish) or any of the characters.
That means Kuranma *drags out of mass of screaming fan girls* is not anyone
but Yoshihiro Togashi's and who ever pays him to do this stuff. That also
means that Hiei *uses bat to remove fan girls* can not go home with you.
So stay away. *Brushes off fan-girl drool and locks the cute ones in some
building.* Heehee Arts Ltd. pays me to write crap like this. Alright.....so I
co-own Heehee Arts Ltd. So....Fine. Heehee Arts Ltd. is a corporation with
two people in it. They co-own, co-produce, co-write, co-draw, everything
that Heehee Arts Ltd. produces. We aren't Ltd. for nothing.
Rated: PG-13 for bad language and violence. Mostly inflicted on Yusuke, but
still violence.
Pairings: I'll let you know when I come up with one. Most likely
Oc/Kuranma. Or if I really feel crappy, Oc/Hiei. Potential Lemon. *sorry*
Have you guessed the hero yet? That's right it's Koenma!.......Highly
unlikely that he ever does anything world-saving related.......I was only
kidding.
AN: Still contemplating as to how this thing is funny.....Ah yes now for an
important announcement: I will not be making any more chapters unless
someone (or someones) gives me an idea as to what I should do next. That
means you, the reader. Not very difficult, just e-mail it to me. Also not
very difficult. I know, I'm mean. But ya know what, its mad fun. You should
try it sometime. On with the stupidity. I think I fixed the run-on thing.....
End of crappy things to say.....we hope........
Chapter 2:
Love is in the air, and it freaks me out.
Yusuke grinned as the white haired girl....Astraea was her name......he
thought.....back kicked the last demon into the hole it had sprung from. She
wasn't a bad fighter; she just kept beating her opponent into the ground
from whence they had sprung. She wiped her forehead, waiting for some
comment.
Kuranma sighed. Astraea relied on no one but herself now. The last time he
had tried to talk to her while they where walking, she had tripped him and
kicked his balls. That had hurt. Aw shit. Screw it. That had hurt like
hell, understated to the extreme. All that girl had to do was lift her foot
near Kuranma and he winced, remembering the pain.
Astraea sighed regretfully. "That was the last one. Almost wish I could
stay out here and beat up demons." The black cat meowed. "But I have to
kill my father. I know. Hweehoo hweehooo Luke hweehooo hweehooo I am your
father hweehooo hweehooo. I had to do that." She did her own little victory
pose, one foot tucked behind the other, one hand doing the victory sign,
winking with a sexy smile on her face. "Aw, damn castle. Had to be close to
the place we started from." She sighed again, and rubbed her head.
Hiei looked at the girl. "Buzzing noise? One that no matter how many times
you rub your ears will never go away?"
Astraea winced. "Yeah Third-Eye-Blind. Keeps getting louder the closer to
that damn castle we get." She rubbed the top of her head furiously, her
white hair a mess.
Yusuke looked at her following Hiei's comments. "If it's a loud buzzing
sound, shouldn't you be rubbing the sides of your head, not the top?" He
cocked his head. "Are you a freak or something" Astraea kicked him savagely
in his stomach, and didn't stop.
"The day I become a freak is the day I speak a foreign language!" She
hissed at him. As suddenly as she had started, she stopped, perked her head
up, and looked at the castle with a blank look. "What the fuck?"
Kuwabara gave her a look. "So you feel it to? That whole evil energy?"
Astraea straightened up and looked at the castle. "I.....heard my
mother...screaming." She blinked and looked at the castle, a savage
expression on her face.
Kuranma stepped in front of her, knowing he was about to be pounded into
the ground. "Think rationally for a moment. If you go gallivanting off
after your mother, how are we, the crappy fighters, supposed to defend
ourselves?"
Astraea looked at him, still savage. "I'm sure you'll find a way." She
jumped, way higher than a normal human should be able to, and kicked the
back of Kuranma's head.
Kuranma spat out blood, and lost consciousness, the rose falling out of his
hair.
Kuwabara looked at Astraea. "If you go off through that castle on your own,
you will most likely run into your father. How are you going to stop him if
you can't even show your own aura unless you're mad?"
Astraea grimaced. "True. I can't do any of those nifty little tricks you
guys do. So I guess I have to stay with you guys, if I want to be able to
truly defend myself from my father."
Kuranma woke slowly, with enough time for the others to haul his
unconscious body into protective cover, and settle down for a breather.
Yusuke used his time to flex his muscles, while Kuwabara tried to hit on
the unreasoning Astraea, who left after a few too well pointed remarks, and
Hiei followed silently after.
Astraea sat in the branches of a tree, and she let her hair down. A sudden
shower of white hair startled Hiei, who silently watched her, just in case
of an attack. She sighed, and fell out of the tree, face first.
Hiei moved faster than he had ever thought he could, and caught the light
figure seconds before she would have hit the ground.
Astraea looked up at her 'rescuer.' "I had a deep feeling you would be
there. The gasp when I let my hair down gave you away." She lifted her
coils of past the ground white hair, and started to pin it up again.
Hiei sighed. "I thought you might need a guard. Women tend to not care what
happens when they leave camp."
Astraea looked at him in the pale moonlight, thinking that maybe this three
eyed guy wasn't so bad after all. "Hiei....I was wondering...."
Hiei looked up from his hand, in which he had a lock of Astraea's milk
white hair. "What?" His tone was soothing somehow....
Astraea blushed. "I was wondering if.....maybe......you'd walk with me to the
castle.....and help me figure out how the hell we're going to get in there
undetected."
Hiei blinked, somewhat selfishly grateful for the pale moonlight that hid
his blush. That was the most romantic thing any female had ever asked him
personally. "Sure."
Astraea had figured from the way he had said that timid 'sure', that Hiei
might have a crush on her. She blinked as they walked out under the full
moon, right at the gate to the castle. "Not much of a walk." She whispered
to Hiei, hoping that no one would hear her.
Hiei nodded. "I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere." He crept away,
stealthily and speedily, tracking the guards on the walls. He returned
shortly. "There are six guards for each wall, but there were signs of an
underground tunnel, leading into the castle."
Astraea smiled softly. "Thanks Hiei for that." She leaned forward and
kissed him softly on the cheek.
Hiei blushed. "My pleasure Astraea. Why is your name Astraea? I thought
that was the Greek goddess of innocence, the virgin."
Astraea smiled shyly and ducked her head. "My foster mother thought it
would be appropriate seeing my innocence for the crap my mother and father
used to do. My name is actually Münze Sakura, not Astraea Sakura-
Minasagouo."
Hiei looked at her. "So your father is not the person we are trying to
kill?"
Münze grimaced. "He is. I kept my mother's maiden name because I am a
bastard. It's custom. So.....what do we do now?"
Hiei cleared his throat, coughing into his dragon marked arm. "I don't
know."
Münze fell out of the tree she had been sitting in. "Oh that was
brilliant." She bent down in front of the sitting Hiei to tie her shoe,
exposing her breasts.
Hiei fell over with a bloody nose. "I don't suppose you have any ideas?"
Münze looked at Hiei oddly. "Oh! I am so sorry about that!" She quickly
pulled the sailor shoulder thingy back to cover the necessary areas.
"Better?"
Hiei recovered from his massive nosebleed. "Much." He tensed as Münze
leaned over his shoulder and used it as a pillow.
Münze looked up at Hiei, in total comfort. "Hiei......do you like me?"
Hiei startled. Straightforward girl Münze. "I think I do. Maybe it's just
the nosebleed talking."
Münze looked up at Hiei. "I think I like you too." She leaned forward and
gave Hiei a kiss, a not very nice kiss if you know what I mean, on his
startled lips.
Hiei moaned deep within his throat. He leaned in closer to Münze and began
to respond intimately to her kiss.
Kuranma had decided to go find Hiei and Astraea to tell them that Botan had
brought food. He looked up in a massive tree's branches, and saw Hiei and
Astraea. He was about to shout a hello, when he noticed that they were
kissing each other.
Hiei moved his hand up to hold Münze's face, the other holding her back. He
opened his eyes, and broke the kiss. "Well....that was odd."
Münze smiled, her eyes glittering in the moonlight. "Definitely. That has
got to be the first time I have ever kissed a guy smaller than I am."
Hiei smiled. "No one said I had to stay this small. And that was my first
kiss."
Münze moved her hands up to Hiei's neck and back. Only hers
roamed....everywhere. No place on Hiei's body was safe from her exploratory
fingers.
Hiei leaned in and started to kiss Münze again, enjoying the feeling. Her
hands kept stroking him, and for some odd reason, he liked it. His hand
moved on its own down Münze's back to her leg, and then a rock hit him in
the back of his head.
Kuranma waited for Hiei to back away from Astraea, another rock in his
hand.
Hiei broke off his kiss, and dashed off, much to Münze's disappointment and
surprise. He landed in front of Kuranma, and the two stared at each other,
and walked off so that Münze/Astraea would not notice where they had gone.
Münze landed on the branch with a thump. "Shit. Oh well.....Not like I have
to worry about him getting hurt. I thought he liked it to........" She sighed,
and curled up in the crook of the branch. She held a hand to her lip,
wishing it to stop being so swollen. It wasn't like she had never been
kissed by a guy, or the other way around. She just wasn't used to a demon's
ferocity at his first kiss.
Kuranma waited for Hiei's blood to cool down. "Did you like that Hiei?"
Hiei winced. Kuranma was not a happy yo-ko. "Do you like my sister? That's
the answer to your question. Besides, it's not like you're her keeper. You
left her, so she's fair game."
Kuranma pulled out the Rose Whip. "That's not the point. You just kissed my
best-friend. I think that warrants an explanation."
Hiei held his dragon-marked arm out menacingly. "That's exactly the point.
Brother-sister relationships are about the same as friend relationships. We
just deal with our anger better. Because Kuranma, face it, all you can do
is pray she found a good one." Hiei ducked at Kuranma's whip lash.
Münze had wandered around the forest looking for Hiei and, she was
guessing, Kuranma. Her steps led her farther and farther away from the
camp, but closer and closer to Kuranma and Hiei. She arrived at the
clearing just in time to see Hiei bent over on the ground with multiple
serious injuries.
Hiei coughed up blood and struggled to get up. A firm, yet gentle, hand
helped him sit up. The figure held a finger to its lips in silence, and
winked.
Münze stood up, her white hair pinned up under a massive cloak. She took a
fighter's stance, prepared to beat Kuranma into the ground, when the rest
of the gang showed up. Her bluff was called, and her weirdo ability to hide
her aura so she looked like she was a dead body was about to be discovered.
AN: That was the crappiest love scene known to man. No need to flame me on
this one. But then again, that was my first time writing an all out love
scene without some evil purpose behind it. Seeing as how this is the only
fanfic of mine people read, I'm going to shamelessly advertise now. Please
read: Somehow, an Inuyasha Fanfic with Oc/ Sess, and also read Innocent
Dumpling, a Gensomaden Saiyuki Fanfic with Goy/Oc but Oc/Sanzo. New fic,
Inuyasha, a bunch of Oc's run around with the Inuyasha gang. I am a twisted
child. *so proud* Please review! Or no more Kummy-san fanfic! So review!
Also e-mail me any ideas you have. Need inspiration. I sort of...drank my
muse. *Lady of the Lake tries feebly to swim out of the writer's stomach.*
So not a good thing. I need to get a more solid muse......Review! You know you
want to! I love Star Wars! But Lord of the Rings is better!
