I bring another request! This time it's for Keeper of Memory who asked for
an eminem song! So I looked around and I finally thought 'Guilty
Conscience' would be fun to do! Might not make a lot of sense buuut.here!
ENJOY!!
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*Weird Conscience*
[Announcer - sounds mysteriously like Darx]
Meet Gir, an incredibly insane SIR unit
After practically destroying his master's secret lab
He decides to raid the local candy store
("WHEEHEE! I'm gonna get me some SUGAAA!")
But on his way out, he has a sudden change of mind
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play . . .
("What was I doooiing agaaiin??")
[Dib]
Alright, stop! ("Huh?")
Now before you leave and walk outta that door
To try and raid the local candy store
You better think about the consequence ("Your dat Dibby moose!")
Nooo. . .o_0; . . .I'm your. . .uh . . .I'm your conscience!
[Zim]
That's nonsense!
Go out and grab the candies then get sugar high
Then run 'round on a rampage til your circuits get fried!
Spread sugar-induced DOOM in every place!
Go and do. . .something, JUST STAY OUTTA THE BASE!!
[Dib]
Yeah but even if it all goes through like it's supposed to
You'll. . .uh. . .miss the very beginning of the Scary Monkey debut!
Think about it before you start the candy piling
Look at the bigscreen, donchu wanna watch that thing?
[Zim]
Gir! I am your master! Obey Zim!
The Dib human lies! Don't listen to him!
He is the enemy! He's trying to win!
Now go rampage Gir! The sugar's calling!
[Dib]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! ("I'm confused!")
Not over candy! (Zim: "SILENCE!") Watch a movie f' a bit ("Ok!!")
Don't even listen to Zim, no. . .wait, you never do. . .
[Zim]
Curse you filthy Dib-stink! CURSE YOOOUU!!
{sound of static}
("And another planet's been conquered!")
("Whoo hoo! Go us!")
("Yeah! Go us!")
(*eating noises*)
("Hey! What're you eating!?")
("Ah! Nothing!")
[Announcer]
Meet Red, one of the Almighty Tallest ("You are eating something!")
After catching Purple devouring all the nachoz
Things start getting dark and dangerous on the Massive
Once again, his conscience comes into play. . .("ARGH! Stop it!")
[Zim - a bit nervously]
Now listen to me, while your wrestling him
And sending snacks flying, I think his chances are slim. . ._;
Now all you gotta do is steal back those nachoz. . .
[Dib]
Hey! You've got him in a headlock hold!
You shouldn't take advantage of that, that's not fair!
[Zim]
Hey! My Tallest. . .do you care? ("No!" *CRASH*)
Then wrestle Tallest Purple on this spot bare
Til he passes out and he forgot why he got there. . . 6_;;
[Dib]
Man, your acting just like a little kid!
[Zim]
It's called entertainment. What's wrong //Dib//? -.0
[Dib]
Man, you can't knock someone out just for fun!
[Zim]
Stuff that, grab those nachoz and run. . .
{sound of static}
{Gameslave music playing, sound of buttons being pushed}
[Announcer]
Meet Gaz, Dib's scary younger sibling
After finally getting to the last stage of her game
she plays hard without saving
only to be distracted by her brother at the last minute
("YOU-WILL-PAY!!!")
("Gaz!!")
[Dib]
Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin. . .
[Zim - evil grin]
Wouldn't it be nicer to hear the Dib screamin'?
While you tryin' to win he just storms in and mouths off!?
Don't just bash him up! Do some other. . .stuff!!
[Dib]
Wait!! What if there's an explanation for all this?
[Zim]
What? You keep ranting 'bout me? Is that it?
[Dib]
Shut up you ass! Don't listen to him Gaz
Think about your actions before you start to spaz
[Zim]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna hurt him?
Grab him by the throat, do some voodoo and curse him?
That's what I tried, be smart, don't be a retard
Or maybe he'll be dumb again and step in front of a car!
[Dib]
Whatchu say?!
[Zim]
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
[Dib]
I'm gonna kill you Zim!
[Zim]
Uhhh-ahhh! Temper temper!
Mr Dib? Mr I-never-fib?
Mr Look-Zim's-an-alien who's implanted things in my ribs?
I think I like your worm-sister, she's very violent
[Dib]
But I don't wanna go through the same route I went!
Been kicked, been punched. . .aw shit. . .
No Gaz no! Don't do it!!
(*BANG!* *CRASH* "DIB!!")
(Zim: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"-fades)
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So there you have it! Hoped you liked it Keeper of Memory! Reaaly, really
weird isn't it?
=P
Oh, and please Read/Review/ and maybe Request!
an eminem song! So I looked around and I finally thought 'Guilty
Conscience' would be fun to do! Might not make a lot of sense buuut.here!
ENJOY!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Weird Conscience*
[Announcer - sounds mysteriously like Darx]
Meet Gir, an incredibly insane SIR unit
After practically destroying his master's secret lab
He decides to raid the local candy store
("WHEEHEE! I'm gonna get me some SUGAAA!")
But on his way out, he has a sudden change of mind
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play . . .
("What was I doooiing agaaiin??")
[Dib]
Alright, stop! ("Huh?")
Now before you leave and walk outta that door
To try and raid the local candy store
You better think about the consequence ("Your dat Dibby moose!")
Nooo. . .o_0; . . .I'm your. . .uh . . .I'm your conscience!
[Zim]
That's nonsense!
Go out and grab the candies then get sugar high
Then run 'round on a rampage til your circuits get fried!
Spread sugar-induced DOOM in every place!
Go and do. . .something, JUST STAY OUTTA THE BASE!!
[Dib]
Yeah but even if it all goes through like it's supposed to
You'll. . .uh. . .miss the very beginning of the Scary Monkey debut!
Think about it before you start the candy piling
Look at the bigscreen, donchu wanna watch that thing?
[Zim]
Gir! I am your master! Obey Zim!
The Dib human lies! Don't listen to him!
He is the enemy! He's trying to win!
Now go rampage Gir! The sugar's calling!
[Dib]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! ("I'm confused!")
Not over candy! (Zim: "SILENCE!") Watch a movie f' a bit ("Ok!!")
Don't even listen to Zim, no. . .wait, you never do. . .
[Zim]
Curse you filthy Dib-stink! CURSE YOOOUU!!
{sound of static}
("And another planet's been conquered!")
("Whoo hoo! Go us!")
("Yeah! Go us!")
(*eating noises*)
("Hey! What're you eating!?")
("Ah! Nothing!")
[Announcer]
Meet Red, one of the Almighty Tallest ("You are eating something!")
After catching Purple devouring all the nachoz
Things start getting dark and dangerous on the Massive
Once again, his conscience comes into play. . .("ARGH! Stop it!")
[Zim - a bit nervously]
Now listen to me, while your wrestling him
And sending snacks flying, I think his chances are slim. . ._;
Now all you gotta do is steal back those nachoz. . .
[Dib]
Hey! You've got him in a headlock hold!
You shouldn't take advantage of that, that's not fair!
[Zim]
Hey! My Tallest. . .do you care? ("No!" *CRASH*)
Then wrestle Tallest Purple on this spot bare
Til he passes out and he forgot why he got there. . . 6_;;
[Dib]
Man, your acting just like a little kid!
[Zim]
It's called entertainment. What's wrong //Dib//? -.0
[Dib]
Man, you can't knock someone out just for fun!
[Zim]
Stuff that, grab those nachoz and run. . .
{sound of static}
{Gameslave music playing, sound of buttons being pushed}
[Announcer]
Meet Gaz, Dib's scary younger sibling
After finally getting to the last stage of her game
she plays hard without saving
only to be distracted by her brother at the last minute
("YOU-WILL-PAY!!!")
("Gaz!!")
[Dib]
Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin. . .
[Zim - evil grin]
Wouldn't it be nicer to hear the Dib screamin'?
While you tryin' to win he just storms in and mouths off!?
Don't just bash him up! Do some other. . .stuff!!
[Dib]
Wait!! What if there's an explanation for all this?
[Zim]
What? You keep ranting 'bout me? Is that it?
[Dib]
Shut up you ass! Don't listen to him Gaz
Think about your actions before you start to spaz
[Zim]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna hurt him?
Grab him by the throat, do some voodoo and curse him?
That's what I tried, be smart, don't be a retard
Or maybe he'll be dumb again and step in front of a car!
[Dib]
Whatchu say?!
[Zim]
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
[Dib]
I'm gonna kill you Zim!
[Zim]
Uhhh-ahhh! Temper temper!
Mr Dib? Mr I-never-fib?
Mr Look-Zim's-an-alien who's implanted things in my ribs?
I think I like your worm-sister, she's very violent
[Dib]
But I don't wanna go through the same route I went!
Been kicked, been punched. . .aw shit. . .
No Gaz no! Don't do it!!
(*BANG!* *CRASH* "DIB!!")
(Zim: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"-fades)
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So there you have it! Hoped you liked it Keeper of Memory! Reaaly, really
weird isn't it?
=P
Oh, and please Read/Review/ and maybe Request!
