HIIII! No I am not dead. Well. . . I am in a way. Stupid computer of mine
had to be fixed and now the CD player doesn't work which means I can't get
any of my stuff so now I am using the computer at the local library (whew
what a mouthful!). Great.

I would've used my laptop except it sucks. It's old. It runs windows '98
(!!!!). So. . . yeah.

ANYway, here's an update (you people owe me one) just to get me
kickstarted. Once my comp is good and ready I will continue with the
requests (SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!) but in the meantime here's a parody of
'Took the children away'.

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~*Took Zim of the Air*~

This story's right, this story's true
I would not tell lies to you
Like the promises they did not keep
And how the truth cut us so deep
They said to them come take our hand
We've already got your timetable planned
All the other shows they could not compare
Then they took Invader Zim off the air
Took Zim off the air
Took Zim off the air
Snatched out from all the rest
Said it was for the best
Took Zim off air

The people at Nickelodean
Said you've got to understand
The ratings have dropped, this show doesn't give
It won't have much long to live
Won't have long to live they said
Just another lie that we'd been fed
Told us that and told us this

Said it was a show that wouldn't be missed

You took Zim off the air
Took Zim off the air
Breaking fanpeoples' hearts
A petition we did start
Took Zim off air

One dark day in cartoon land
Came and didn't give a damn
Zim shouted out 'Stinkbeasts we've been had!'
Gaz came running fighting mad
Gir its tears we're falling down
Dib shaped up he stood his ground
He said 'You try to take us and you fight me'
But they were caught and couldn't get free
Took Zim off the air
They took Zim off the air
Snatched out from all the rest
Said this is for the best
Took Zim off air

Told the crew that they could stay
But changed the screen times everyday
Then they cancelled it again
Yep Nickelodean's a pain
And as we sat and watched at home
The battle raged and we felt alone
Cause we wanted ZIm
Yet had to face facts

One sweet day Invader Zim came back
Yeah Zim came back
Yeah Zim came back
Back to the show that's strong
Back where they all belong
Yeah Zim came back
Said Zim came back
Back cause we made a stand
Back to their cartoon land
Yeah Zim came back
Yeah Zim came back

Back to their schedule
Back to their show
But to their antics
We all love and know
Back to their people
Back to their fans

Invader Zim came back
Yeah Zim came back
Yeah Zim came back
Yes it came back

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Hum. Well I'm not sure if the cancellation of IZ really happened like that
but hey, I don't get Nick down here. *gasp shock horror you all say*. So
this is how //I// think it happened.

Oh yeah, season 2 of Zim is now here! You can go to 'Closet with a Moose'
to download the eps! Whooohooo!

Er, PLEASE R/R!!