Red: At last! That human Darx has FINALLY written a sonfic just for us
Tallest. I mean c'mon! I'm the –

Purple: =/ *ahem*

Red: Um...A tallest with my co tallest Purple...yeah...and...it's about time that
Darx did something for Irkens worthy enough to actually have praises sung
about them!

A.E.D: Actually, you guys are the ones doin' the singing...and what the hell
are you doing here anyway?!

Purple: *shugs* We dunno.

A.E.D: 0_o ... ooookkkk.

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Hello I'm back! This song parody of Red Hot Chilli Pepper's 'Zephyr Song'
was requested by HappyNoodleGurl! Hope you enjoi it! *sorri in a rush =P *

Red: Yeah! Cos it's got us in it!

Shut up you! Oh yeah, I also want to thank MountainRain because she told me
how to actually format! Gir, Zim and the rest of us here at Darqx Studio
Inc. THANK YOU!! *hugz*

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~*The Tallest Song *~

Now I want a drink to slurp on
And a nacho piece to bite on
What a night for us to rule on
Incoming message screen is on
Take a look Zim's on display...oh no
Come to earth? No not today

Sent Zim off to meet his maker
Off he goes a fake invader
Somehow landed all the safer
Hope he dies sooner or later
Everything he does goes wrong...oh no
Free of Zim lets party on!

Chocolate doughnut, pink frosting
Don't care how much it's costing
We're tallest! We're the boss...things
Ain't it great to be a king
Rule all...Irkens

We Almighty Tallest rock
Throw somebody out the air lock
Find an Irken shorter to mock
Smoke machines rule and lazers suck!
Take a look Zim's on display
Oh no...come to earth? Just go away...

Out in space where we like to cause a commotion
Our Armada flying by
Off we go just conquering
Ain't it great to be a king

Out in space where we like to cause a commotion
Our Armada flying by
Off we go just conquering
And no one can do anything!

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Red: Smoke machines rule and lazers suck?! *eye twitches*

Purple: Well...it's true!

*Lazer beam comes out of nowhere and hits Purple straight in the eye.*

Purple: AAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHWoOOAHHH!

Red: *grins* Heheheh

A.E.D: ...They're morons...

And for once I don't have anything to add to that! Other than: hope you
enjoyed it and please R/R! Or I'll explode!