Wonderful! I have maths homework which I don't understand at all! So
fustrating! *Gnashes teeth*
So anyway, to take my mind off...stuff, I have just done this wonderful song
parody (wah so modest one) on Weird Al Yankovic's funny, nonsensical 'Your
Horoscope for Today', requested by none other than the parody song-loving
reviewer that is MandyDonut the Pokebunny.
(Don't worry PLC the CD, I'll get your request up soon...very soon...very very
soon...very very ver-
A.E.D: "SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!")
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~*Your Horoscope for Today*~
Tak
There's trouble in your future when your SIR unit freezes to the back of
your head
Fill that void in your pathetic life by coming up with more hate poems for
Zim
Purple
Try to avoid any on-coming lazers aimed directly for your eye
Know that sugary stuff you eat? It's starting to make your squeedlyspooch
look grim
Zim
The look on your face will be priceless when you find out that your lazer
weasels have just imploded
To achieve world conquest first eat waffles, then start running naked down
the street
Dib
You will never find true happiness – what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Red
Your next Probing Day will be ruined when the snack shipment doesn't arrive
on time
Your life will run into trouble when Purple accidentally ejects you into
space
Gaz
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of your life playing
your GameSlave
Refrain from shoving a pencil up your brother's nose when he gets in your
face
Gir
Now is not a good time to show your master how you can so amazing self-
destruct, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavoured pudding, then wash it down with jugs of
Chocolate-Bubblegum drink
Prof. Membrane
All scientists are very helpful and intelligent – how about you?
Expect a big surprise today when you hair suddenly turns a bright neon pink
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that
the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special
deep significance or meaning that applies exclusively to you, but let me
give you my assurance that these forecasts are all based on solid,
scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron
not to realize that every single one of these is true.
Where was I?
Lard Nar
A big achievement is just around the corner for someone much more talented
than you
Laughter is the best medicine, remember that when the Irkens capture you
next week
Keef
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from someone's
rooftop
Quit stalking, following, annoying and trying to bear hug Zim, you stupid
freak
Skoodge
All your 'friends' are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Get ready to fulfill that dream of 'blowing' up a planet you've had since
age ten
Ms Bitters
The stars say that you're doomed to continue teaching miserable students
for years to come
If I were you, I'd make sure they never never never never never try to feel
happy ever again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay, yay, yay, yay, yay)
That's your horoscope for today
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Whooo! That was so much fun to write! =D
Probably one of the most fun parodies I've done in a while. I, personally,
speshly like my Zim horoscope, heheh. Oh, and for all you who dunno, Lard
Nar is da Resisty leader from 'Backstreet Driver from Beyond the Stars'.
Hope you enjoid it! Now press the submit button! *does Zim "please" voice*
fustrating! *Gnashes teeth*
So anyway, to take my mind off...stuff, I have just done this wonderful song
parody (wah so modest one) on Weird Al Yankovic's funny, nonsensical 'Your
Horoscope for Today', requested by none other than the parody song-loving
reviewer that is MandyDonut the Pokebunny.
(Don't worry PLC the CD, I'll get your request up soon...very soon...very very
soon...very very ver-
A.E.D: "SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!")
--------------------------------------------------
~*Your Horoscope for Today*~
Tak
There's trouble in your future when your SIR unit freezes to the back of
your head
Fill that void in your pathetic life by coming up with more hate poems for
Zim
Purple
Try to avoid any on-coming lazers aimed directly for your eye
Know that sugary stuff you eat? It's starting to make your squeedlyspooch
look grim
Zim
The look on your face will be priceless when you find out that your lazer
weasels have just imploded
To achieve world conquest first eat waffles, then start running naked down
the street
Dib
You will never find true happiness – what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Red
Your next Probing Day will be ruined when the snack shipment doesn't arrive
on time
Your life will run into trouble when Purple accidentally ejects you into
space
Gaz
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of your life playing
your GameSlave
Refrain from shoving a pencil up your brother's nose when he gets in your
face
Gir
Now is not a good time to show your master how you can so amazing self-
destruct, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavoured pudding, then wash it down with jugs of
Chocolate-Bubblegum drink
Prof. Membrane
All scientists are very helpful and intelligent – how about you?
Expect a big surprise today when you hair suddenly turns a bright neon pink
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that
the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special
deep significance or meaning that applies exclusively to you, but let me
give you my assurance that these forecasts are all based on solid,
scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron
not to realize that every single one of these is true.
Where was I?
Lard Nar
A big achievement is just around the corner for someone much more talented
than you
Laughter is the best medicine, remember that when the Irkens capture you
next week
Keef
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from someone's
rooftop
Quit stalking, following, annoying and trying to bear hug Zim, you stupid
freak
Skoodge
All your 'friends' are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Get ready to fulfill that dream of 'blowing' up a planet you've had since
age ten
Ms Bitters
The stars say that you're doomed to continue teaching miserable students
for years to come
If I were you, I'd make sure they never never never never never try to feel
happy ever again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay, yay, yay, yay, yay)
That's your horoscope for today
---------------------------------------------------------
Whooo! That was so much fun to write! =D
Probably one of the most fun parodies I've done in a while. I, personally,
speshly like my Zim horoscope, heheh. Oh, and for all you who dunno, Lard
Nar is da Resisty leader from 'Backstreet Driver from Beyond the Stars'.
Hope you enjoid it! Now press the submit button! *does Zim "please" voice*
