A.E.D: You just keep trying to convince yourself that don't you?"
I convince whateva I like. And you are not supposed to be here. Why aren't you working on A Past Alien Friend?!
A.E.D: Neh, I got bored. ~.0
*Sigh* Nevermind. Anyway, as I was saying this is a special edition, because not only do you get a song parody but you also get a titbit of a story that was extremely fun to write, I might add. If you don't like particular Nicktoons than this is for you (and you'll find out why later), also the Nicktoons that sing are the ones that annoy ME, so if you like whatever cartoon I've mentioned don't take it personally.
On a happier note, I've tried to leave everything open ended so you can insert your own hated Nicktoon into the fray! ^-^
Oh yeah, and before I make this too long; you people have PLC the CD to thank for this parody, as he was the one who requested a spoof of G-Unit's "Popping dem Thangs."
Hope you enjoi! =D
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[Scene is the official NickToon HQ. All Nicktoons are crammed inside trying to sit around a big square table, which, despite being big, is seriously too small for all of them. At the head of the table is a very tall podium, and at the podium stands Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats who is today's Nicktoon leader. Tommy bangs a squeaky toy hammer to catch everyone's attention (which is a bit hard because only the top part of the baby's head can be seen, despite the fact that he's standing on about 17 Encyclopaedia Britannicas) and then booms out in a strangely deep, mature voice,
"Here here! The meeting of all Nicktoons (minus that Invader Zim crew) is now called to order!"
"We have all been called here to figure out WHAT to do with those annoying Invader Zim people! They have been stealing away our fans with their fun-ess, plot lines and fantasy violence! In short they are much better than we are!"
* "BOO!!" *
"What do you propose we do?"]
Chorus[All Nicktoons]
Every show they go through
More fans are engrossed with that ZIM crew (what to do!? What to do!?)
We endure it like we s'posed to
But those invaders can't stay we need ta kick out dem thangs
[Spongebob Squarepants crew]
After them episodes that Invader Zim gang jus' run amuck
Always out there making trouble never getting stuck
We say they should all be tortured no mercy for those freaks
Let Zim be dunked in water…we can see him bake
And destroy their stupid fan base so their show runs outta de dolla
Dib be wedgie-fied n' hung up by de colla
They all Goth, with dem colours – like Tak, Zita and Sarah
Gaz's creepy and should be locked up!
Take a look at how that cartoon style's messed up
All overload on violence comin' up!
Gotta find out how ta drive out their show
Before dey put us outta business ya know
More suggestions: the Tallest like snacking, don't supply 'em
We'll take apart dat robot Gir and mail de pieces to 'em
Dey gotta learn their place in Nickeloden
Their gonna see their not welcome in Nickeloden
Chorus x2
[CatDog and crew]
Slow down there Sponge gang don't exceed your speed
Cos Invader Zim and clique are a different type o' league
They not like us dey don't live by no creed
They'll just bounce back and fight us somehow
So we kill off their leads!
Without Zim or Dib there goes de crew
There won't be no show
That horrible cartoon'll be through
Those two are the main ones constantly creating such a din
Their crew run wild like super villains winnin'
Nothing but LAUGHING in our face boy
That's why we gotta make them hurt so than they know we're at war
We gotta work quickly as soon as they go too far
We'll have their heads fasta than a shooting star
We can only just stand those guys when they're proper
But that's as rare a Dog becomin' a doctor
So just pop off them main ones that's what we decree
So are you all up for revenge? We gotta do sumthin'
Chorus x2
[As Told By Ginger gang]
Look at the fanfics, look at the news
They on the front page
Whilst we sitting here doing nothing out backstage
We say we do sumthin' to make them lose alla that unearned pride
So we propose to have Nickeloden take them for a ride
Tell Nick de show's too violent, or that de ratings have just dropped
We'll play dirty like they do, result'll be funny
They'll never see it coming, until on the front of Nick's mag
It says "PAYBACK" for those that we hate to see
We hate when the ZIM crew claim they de betta gang
They ain't child-friendly group
They ain't a close knit gang
Most of them havin' beef wearin' their own bullet-proof vest
To hurt them is to CANCEL them, our only opt left
Until their last episode we'll create problem holes
And then people will see them break down not being heroes
As soon as they go down Nick lets them go
It's BYE-BYE n' PART-AY no more ZIM WEIRDOS!
[Everyone cheers, "YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!"
Tommy bangs his little squeaky hammer again, "So then it's settled! All who wish to have Invader Zim canceled raise your right hand and say I!"
All the Nicktoons say "I!" and then start celebrating their good idea again. Suddenly there's a strange whistling noise, but of course everyone being too happy (not to mention dense) don't take notice of it…until it's too late.
BANG! BOOM! SPLATT!
The whole Nicktoon HQ explodes. Debris, blood, guts, a severed limb or four as well as clothing go flying in all directions! Everything has been destroyed.
Further down the street stands the cause of the explosion. Zim is carrying a HUGE bazooka about twice as long and wide as he is, whilst Dib is standing behind Zim helping him keep the bazooka straight so that Zim could aim properly.
When the two see that all that remains of the HQ and the Nicktoons inside is just a pile of bloodied rubble they toss the bazooka aside and slap each other a high five (or high four and high three in their case), before running triumphantly back into the IZ section.]
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Wowhee! I hoped everyone liked that! Most longest parody thing I've ever written y'know. Plus I've never tried putting a short story to go with it (think of it as a music vid) ^-^
Ohhh my god! I cannot believe I finished all my requests (not including ckret2's request which I can't find, grrrr)! THIS IS AN ACHIEVEMENT!!!
Which therefore means I need more work to do, heheh. So everyone, please start R/R/R!
(Read/Review/Request)
THANKYOU!!! =D~
