'The Incident with the Blimp' (isn't 'blimp a funny word?')
Vienna: This fanfiction is the property of True Iceburn and Vienna Elvenkat. We do not own Yu-gi-oh, or any of its characters, we only own the plot. Well we might own it. You could never be too sure of anything anymore, what with all the monkey legions around nowadays...
True: In this magical journey we will take the Yu-gi-oh cast on a magical journey on the magical BattleCity Blimp for the most magical journey of their lives that they will never forget in their entire magical journey- ing lives.
Vienna: Did we mention it was going to be a magical journey?
True: It will be the darndest most magical journey of their entire magical journeyed lives.
Vienna: Trust us.
True: We're writers.
Vienna: Magical journey-ing writers! Anyway, we will be co-writing this, you'll always be able to tell my superior chapter, as I am better than True. Okay, I'm doing the first chapter True's doing the second - -
True: You got the odd chapters, Vienna.
Vienna: I'll get you later. Anyway we do not own Yu-gi-oh, or any of its characters, blah, blah, blah....
True: I'm sensing some bitterness to your tone, Vienna. :} Is something the matter?
*Vienna mutters something about YamiYuugi and Seto Kaiba. Retching is heard in the background*
True: *sweatdrops*
Vienna: Anyway, I do not own YamiYuugi or Seto Kaiba. Curse this cruel fate of mine......
True: Can we start the fanfiction already?
Vienna: *crosses arms* Just as soon as I own Yu-gi-oh, Oh, True (pain in the butt)
True: I heard that.
Vienna: You can't have heard it, I'm typing.
True: Can we please just start the fanfiction, now?
Vienna: Well, since you said 'please' . . . no.
Chap. 1
Vienna: Dammit!
True: What's this fanfiction about, anyway?
*Vienna blanks very violently*
True: Uh, hello?
Vienna: * . *
True: Uhh.......
Vienna: WE ARE ON THE F******G BLIMP YOU KNOW THE ONE FROM THE TITLE AND THE ONE YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT IDIOT!!!!!
True: O.o
Vienna: Damn straight. Who's writing this, Iceburn? Moi. I'M THE DRIVER!
True: *mutters something bitter about driving off a cliff*
Vienna: I'm writing this, don't make me kill you off.
True: *aghast* You can't kill me off, who'd write the next chapter?
Vienna: *blanks momentarily* I would.
True: *drops dead with laughter* *miraculously comes back to life to deliver next insult* You would not, you're a lazy cow.
Vienna: You're right I guess. I mean, who else would do my dirty work?
True: Damn straight. No, hang on.
Vienna: TOO LATE!!!! Okay, we're in the blimp. Now, all I have to do is find my darling Yami-kun and Seto – chan....
True: Spare me. *gets out big stick*
Vienna: No!! Not till the next chapter, stupid.
True: ( But....
Vienna: Does this look like your chapter?
True: . . . . . .
Vienna: Exactly. Now, where's Yami no Maliknojinkakuu. . . .
True: Please god use their crappy English names okay?
Vienna: No. *glares at everyone*
True: Will you do it for the good of the universe?
Vienna: You're talking to me, here, True. I AM the Universe.
True: Will you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Vienna: No.
True: Two Scooby Snacks?
Vienna: Do I look like the kind of person that can be bribed? Make it three.
True: *Tosses Scooby Snacks to Vienna*
Vienna: Yummers! Okay, where were we?
True: I think I was talking to this major corporation about the benefits of blackmail.
Vienna: O.o If you tell anyone I eat Scooby Snacks I will send my Internet Sharks and Web Spiders after you.
True: *and the flying monkeys* I suppose that includes the foolish reader. Well so be it. You've wasted so much space. I can't believe you, people want to read fanfiction not fanatics!!!
Vienna: People should have a little more faith, Iceburn. And what's this I hear? Could it possibly be the sound of - -
True: Music?
Vienna: *glares*
True: You really should have seen that one coming, V.
V: Shut up. *bonks him on head with magic keyboard* *Climbs up a ladder* *squeals excitedly* I found them! I found them! *runs out* SETOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MO – HI – TORIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
*Seto and YamiYuugi stare with giant sweatdrops. Duke gets a heart attack with the immense beauty of V*
T: *chokes on own vomit* *Hits V repeatedly with large stick* *V is unconscious lying spread-eagled on the floor but then she wakes up because she remembers that she's the one writing this chapter and so instead bonks T on the head*
V: Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!!
*blinks all around, except for T because he's unconscious*
V: I'm Vienna Elvenkat!
T: And I'm True Iceburn!
V: You're also unconscious, moron.
T: Huh? Oh, oh yeah. *unconscious*
Seto: Who the heck are you?
V: *blanks* I. JUST. TOLD. YOU.
Mokuba: She's got you there, big brother.
V: *takes out a huge arrow with flashy lights* I'm VIENNA ELVENKAT!!!! Perhaps you've heard of me?
Seto: I'm afraid I've never had the pleasure of associating with an asylum.
V: . Oooo. Love bites.
Joey: Uuuh, I'm probably maybe definitely going to regret asking this, but where did you get that arrow?
V: *winces* I'd prefer not to go into that.
Duke: *fainting*
*Blinking all around*
Vienna: You're having a duel! I'M WATCHING!!!!!!!! *plonks herself down in the middle of the battle field, failing to see that there is a slight problem with her current position. Duel Monsters blink – blink down at her. V hums a happy tune* Hey, what's hold up?
*cue falling*
Yami: Ehhh . . . would you mind moving? *Dark Magician nudges her with staff*
V: *pouts and crosses her arms* On one condition.
*Yami and Seto look scared*
Yami: Wh – what?
V: *grins evilly* I get to dress you up in your Pharaoh costumes!
*Yami and Seto scream like girls* *V waves Magic Keyboard – Yami and Seto go 'poof' and they are instantly transformed into their Pharaoh clothes* *Then they freeze to death as HELLO, THEY ARE STANDING ON A BLIMP AT 10 PM IT IS BOUND TO BE COLD PEOPLE!*
V: *waves magic keyboard* Oh no, you're not getting away that easily.
Yami: *miraculously comes back to life*
Seto: *miraculously comes back to life*
True: Oh God! I can't believe you put them in their Pharaoh clothes!
V: I've decided that you're still unconscious.
True: Hrrm. *unconscious*
V: Hee hee. Okay now where were we?
*Yami and Seto scream*
V: Oh, yeah!
Duke: TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: Later Duke – ee!
Duke: *fainting*
V: *finger* Idiot. Now, gentlemen, I believe you were screaming.
Yami: No, we were finished.
Seto: I think we're supposed to be dead now. It is 10pm on top of a blimp, so in all likelihood we should develop hypothermia at any moment now.
V: *pause*
T: Hurry up and do something!
V: I'm working with what I've got here! Okay, okay, hypothermia . . . I can work with that . . . hypothermia . . . I know! Thermal underwear!
*Yami and Seto scream like schoolgirls at a Justin Timberlake concert. Those are pretty high screams, by the way. Not that I would know. I'm basing on the evidence that if the girls at my school scream really loudly when they see a hideous picture of JT, then they would probably die from lack of oxygen to their brains if ever fortunate to actually see him in real life. I really have not preference. Go VILLE!!!!!!*
T: That's it, I can't take any more of this. *bonks V on head*
V: *unconscious* *obviously*
T: *in really deep voice* Hello, children. Mwha! Mwha! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!
*entire Yu – Gi – Oh cast scream*
T: My turn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
V: Too many dots, True.
T: Right. Got it.
V: Just calm down.
T: Okay. I'm calm. I'm calm. Let's go torture some anime characters!!!!
V: Good. That's calm.
T: MWHA HAHAHA!!!!!!!
*Yugioh cast scream again*
V: Yes, that's calm, True. *sigh* So much to learn . . . . R&R, people!
T: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*screams from you – know – who*
*chapter ends . . . . . . HERE!!!!*
*or maybe here . . . .*
*no, I like this spot. Yes, this is good! Chapter ends . . . . HERE!!!*
Vienna: This fanfiction is the property of True Iceburn and Vienna Elvenkat. We do not own Yu-gi-oh, or any of its characters, we only own the plot. Well we might own it. You could never be too sure of anything anymore, what with all the monkey legions around nowadays...
True: In this magical journey we will take the Yu-gi-oh cast on a magical journey on the magical BattleCity Blimp for the most magical journey of their lives that they will never forget in their entire magical journey- ing lives.
Vienna: Did we mention it was going to be a magical journey?
True: It will be the darndest most magical journey of their entire magical journeyed lives.
Vienna: Trust us.
True: We're writers.
Vienna: Magical journey-ing writers! Anyway, we will be co-writing this, you'll always be able to tell my superior chapter, as I am better than True. Okay, I'm doing the first chapter True's doing the second - -
True: You got the odd chapters, Vienna.
Vienna: I'll get you later. Anyway we do not own Yu-gi-oh, or any of its characters, blah, blah, blah....
True: I'm sensing some bitterness to your tone, Vienna. :} Is something the matter?
*Vienna mutters something about YamiYuugi and Seto Kaiba. Retching is heard in the background*
True: *sweatdrops*
Vienna: Anyway, I do not own YamiYuugi or Seto Kaiba. Curse this cruel fate of mine......
True: Can we start the fanfiction already?
Vienna: *crosses arms* Just as soon as I own Yu-gi-oh, Oh, True (pain in the butt)
True: I heard that.
Vienna: You can't have heard it, I'm typing.
True: Can we please just start the fanfiction, now?
Vienna: Well, since you said 'please' . . . no.
Chap. 1
Vienna: Dammit!
True: What's this fanfiction about, anyway?
*Vienna blanks very violently*
True: Uh, hello?
Vienna: * . *
True: Uhh.......
Vienna: WE ARE ON THE F******G BLIMP YOU KNOW THE ONE FROM THE TITLE AND THE ONE YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT IDIOT!!!!!
True: O.o
Vienna: Damn straight. Who's writing this, Iceburn? Moi. I'M THE DRIVER!
True: *mutters something bitter about driving off a cliff*
Vienna: I'm writing this, don't make me kill you off.
True: *aghast* You can't kill me off, who'd write the next chapter?
Vienna: *blanks momentarily* I would.
True: *drops dead with laughter* *miraculously comes back to life to deliver next insult* You would not, you're a lazy cow.
Vienna: You're right I guess. I mean, who else would do my dirty work?
True: Damn straight. No, hang on.
Vienna: TOO LATE!!!! Okay, we're in the blimp. Now, all I have to do is find my darling Yami-kun and Seto – chan....
True: Spare me. *gets out big stick*
Vienna: No!! Not till the next chapter, stupid.
True: ( But....
Vienna: Does this look like your chapter?
True: . . . . . .
Vienna: Exactly. Now, where's Yami no Maliknojinkakuu. . . .
True: Please god use their crappy English names okay?
Vienna: No. *glares at everyone*
True: Will you do it for the good of the universe?
Vienna: You're talking to me, here, True. I AM the Universe.
True: Will you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Vienna: No.
True: Two Scooby Snacks?
Vienna: Do I look like the kind of person that can be bribed? Make it three.
True: *Tosses Scooby Snacks to Vienna*
Vienna: Yummers! Okay, where were we?
True: I think I was talking to this major corporation about the benefits of blackmail.
Vienna: O.o If you tell anyone I eat Scooby Snacks I will send my Internet Sharks and Web Spiders after you.
True: *and the flying monkeys* I suppose that includes the foolish reader. Well so be it. You've wasted so much space. I can't believe you, people want to read fanfiction not fanatics!!!
Vienna: People should have a little more faith, Iceburn. And what's this I hear? Could it possibly be the sound of - -
True: Music?
Vienna: *glares*
True: You really should have seen that one coming, V.
V: Shut up. *bonks him on head with magic keyboard* *Climbs up a ladder* *squeals excitedly* I found them! I found them! *runs out* SETOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MO – HI – TORIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
*Seto and YamiYuugi stare with giant sweatdrops. Duke gets a heart attack with the immense beauty of V*
T: *chokes on own vomit* *Hits V repeatedly with large stick* *V is unconscious lying spread-eagled on the floor but then she wakes up because she remembers that she's the one writing this chapter and so instead bonks T on the head*
V: Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!!
*blinks all around, except for T because he's unconscious*
V: I'm Vienna Elvenkat!
T: And I'm True Iceburn!
V: You're also unconscious, moron.
T: Huh? Oh, oh yeah. *unconscious*
Seto: Who the heck are you?
V: *blanks* I. JUST. TOLD. YOU.
Mokuba: She's got you there, big brother.
V: *takes out a huge arrow with flashy lights* I'm VIENNA ELVENKAT!!!! Perhaps you've heard of me?
Seto: I'm afraid I've never had the pleasure of associating with an asylum.
V: . Oooo. Love bites.
Joey: Uuuh, I'm probably maybe definitely going to regret asking this, but where did you get that arrow?
V: *winces* I'd prefer not to go into that.
Duke: *fainting*
*Blinking all around*
Vienna: You're having a duel! I'M WATCHING!!!!!!!! *plonks herself down in the middle of the battle field, failing to see that there is a slight problem with her current position. Duel Monsters blink – blink down at her. V hums a happy tune* Hey, what's hold up?
*cue falling*
Yami: Ehhh . . . would you mind moving? *Dark Magician nudges her with staff*
V: *pouts and crosses her arms* On one condition.
*Yami and Seto look scared*
Yami: Wh – what?
V: *grins evilly* I get to dress you up in your Pharaoh costumes!
*Yami and Seto scream like girls* *V waves Magic Keyboard – Yami and Seto go 'poof' and they are instantly transformed into their Pharaoh clothes* *Then they freeze to death as HELLO, THEY ARE STANDING ON A BLIMP AT 10 PM IT IS BOUND TO BE COLD PEOPLE!*
V: *waves magic keyboard* Oh no, you're not getting away that easily.
Yami: *miraculously comes back to life*
Seto: *miraculously comes back to life*
True: Oh God! I can't believe you put them in their Pharaoh clothes!
V: I've decided that you're still unconscious.
True: Hrrm. *unconscious*
V: Hee hee. Okay now where were we?
*Yami and Seto scream*
V: Oh, yeah!
Duke: TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: Later Duke – ee!
Duke: *fainting*
V: *finger* Idiot. Now, gentlemen, I believe you were screaming.
Yami: No, we were finished.
Seto: I think we're supposed to be dead now. It is 10pm on top of a blimp, so in all likelihood we should develop hypothermia at any moment now.
V: *pause*
T: Hurry up and do something!
V: I'm working with what I've got here! Okay, okay, hypothermia . . . I can work with that . . . hypothermia . . . I know! Thermal underwear!
*Yami and Seto scream like schoolgirls at a Justin Timberlake concert. Those are pretty high screams, by the way. Not that I would know. I'm basing on the evidence that if the girls at my school scream really loudly when they see a hideous picture of JT, then they would probably die from lack of oxygen to their brains if ever fortunate to actually see him in real life. I really have not preference. Go VILLE!!!!!!*
T: That's it, I can't take any more of this. *bonks V on head*
V: *unconscious* *obviously*
T: *in really deep voice* Hello, children. Mwha! Mwha! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!
*entire Yu – Gi – Oh cast scream*
T: My turn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
V: Too many dots, True.
T: Right. Got it.
V: Just calm down.
T: Okay. I'm calm. I'm calm. Let's go torture some anime characters!!!!
V: Good. That's calm.
T: MWHA HAHAHA!!!!!!!
*Yugioh cast scream again*
V: Yes, that's calm, True. *sigh* So much to learn . . . . R&R, people!
T: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*screams from you – know – who*
*chapter ends . . . . . . HERE!!!!*
*or maybe here . . . .*
*no, I like this spot. Yes, this is good! Chapter ends . . . . HERE!!!*
