The Incident with the Blimp ~ Chapter 2
True: We do not own Yu-gi-oh, or any other things unless they are of the make – believe category that has foolishly wandered into our brains. We just. Don't. Own. It! But watch this space! Soon we will!
Vienna: And thank you, LadySora, for being our first reviewer! Yays! And as for the chill pill . . . I prefer sugar.
True: Yes . . . sugar . . . neeeeeed suuuugaaaarrr . . . .
Vienna: Suuuuuuuuuugaaaaaaaaaarrr!!! Bleh.
True: O.o
Vienna: Oh, and Authoress formally known as Liz? You want Yami Bakura? Well, just wait my child. Just you wait. Mwha – mwha – mwha hahahahahahahahaha –
~ When Blimps go WRONG!!!
Vienna: - hahahahahahahahaha – hey, did you just cut me off in the middle of my evil laugh?
True: No – one cares. Welcome back True Believers!
Vienna: Shoot me.
True: I, True Iceburn, shall be writing this chapter –
Vienna: We already explained that. In MY chapter.
True: Thou art UNCONSCIOUS.
Vienna: Bleh.
True: Anyway, I apologise for any groans caused due to the previous chapter.
Vienna: You don't mean that.
True: Do I really need to repeat myself?
Vienna: No. You mess up enough just doing it once.
True: *walks over to dark Magician* Can I borrow your staff?
Dark Magician: *violently shakes his head*
True: Oh, c'mon, it's not as if I'm gonna break it!
DarkM: *hisses at True and swips his hand like a cat claw*
True: I know, it's okay, sometimes it's hard to let go. *pats DarkM shoulder understandably* *yoinks staff* YOINK!!!
DarkM: *starts crying*
DarkMGirl: There, there.
*everybody stares*
Tea: What, didn't you know she could talk?
True: Readers, did you know she could talk?
Yuugi: Who are you talking to?
True: O-o;;; Never mind him, readers.
Yuugi: No, seriously. Do you have an aibou?
Vienna: He's talking to the people who watch your every move on televisions. Or in this case, read your every move and ridicule you.
Joey: Waitaminute . . . I'm a movie star?!?!
True: O-o Uhm . . . no, not exactly. . . . .
Joey: I'M A MOVIE STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True: *bonks Joey on head. Pauses, then bonks Vienna on head* Thou be – ith unconthious. *looks around* Hey! We're not on the blimp anymore! We're on a very high skyscraper! What the hell are you trying to pull Kaiba?
Kaiba: Nothing, you idiotic Cro–Magnon. It's not like I have an actual button that turns the Blimp into a Skyscraper.
Mokuba: Yeah, the closest button we have for that is the button that turns the blimp into a giant hotdog!
Joey: I like hotdogs.
True: You also like being unconscious.
Joey: Um, no, not really.
True: Would you prefer to be falling millions of feet towards the ground?
Joey: If it's towards a hotdog stand, yeah.
Tea: So what's going on? Where are we? What's happening? When will we get back to the blimp? And how –
Vienna: And how could we possibly not give a bigger damn? Find out next time, on 'Zapping Tea's Brain!'
Joey: That sounds like a good show.
Tea: No it doesn't! NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!!!
Vienna: ZZZZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Tea: I don't believe it. I've just been zapped!
Kaiba: That's lovely, really, truly, shut up, but can you change us back into our normal clothes now?
Yami: Yeah, it's gotta be at least ten below up here, and I don't think I'm wearing any underpants.
True: Oh, don't worry, you're not in any danger of freezing to death.
Kaiba: *freezes to death*
Yami: *freezes to death*
True: Ah, crud.
Joey: Nope, no underpants.
*True shivers, and waves staff and revives them, also turning them back into their normal clothes*
Yami: Yes!! Leather!! *starts rubbing the leather on his leg*
True: Stop that! Oh for the love of Ra, stop rubbing your leg, you disgusting, irregular, pointy – headed weirdo!
Yami: I'm not weird! I'm special.
True: You poor moron. What else has Vienna told you?
*silence*
True: Okay, let's get back to the blimp.
Vienna: Thy God hath spoken. Bow down to the Almighty - -
True: If you finish that sentence, I will hurt you.
Vienna: Bleh.
True: O.o
Tea: I thought that this was a blimp?
Kaiba: Tea. This is a skyscraper.
Ryou: *sarcastically* Gosh, what gave it away, the skyscraper?
Mokuba: First the clothes, now Ryou's sarcasm. I feel it is my duty to warn you that if you push my brother too far he turns rabid.
Kaiba: Rabid.
Vienna: Bleh.
True: O.o
Tea: So where is the blimp?
True: There's only one way way to find it – and it's so simple that even Vienna could find it!
Vienna: I be on sugar high. Me turn RABID. Bleh.
Duke: Me worship.
True: O.o Me kill myself. No, me kill sister. No. Me take away sugar.
Chocolate + Vienna = RABID
True – Chocolate = Non – RABID sister.
Vienna – (chocolate + True) = ( Vienna.
Mokuba: That cute, but me brother kill if wierdo and wierdette don't find blimp.
Kaiba: Raaaaa – biiiid!
True: Okay, to find blimp, all you must do is . . .
*sings* Follow the Yellow Blimp road!
Tea: Follow the yellow blimp road?
*blinkblink*
True: Follow the yellow blimp road!
*blinkblink*
Vienna: Follow the –
Joey: Follow the –
Yuugi: Follow the –
Yami: Follow the –
Kaiba: Follow the yellow brick road!!!!!
All: KAIBA!!!!!!
Kaiba: RAAAAA – BID!!!!!
All: *back away*
Vienna: Look! Oh my! What does that sign say? Oh my goodness!
Joey: No - - I don't think it says that . . .
Sign: "KEEP OUT – SETO KAIBA'S SECRET BLIMP BASE!"
Only to be entered if :
You are Seto Kaiba.
You are a member of the "I like blimps and Seto Kaiba" club.
You really need to go to bathroom.
Doorman: *stops Vienna and True* Hold it! You two can't enter!
True: Yes we can! Look: 4) You are an evil author bent on manipulating anime charaters into performing embarrassing acts of stupidity. Isn't that right, Vienna?
Vienna: *scribbling furiously* Just a minute, hang on. *pauses* Ehh . . what came after "embarassing acts?"
Doorman: 'Of stupidity.'
Vienna: Right, okay . . . Dammit, True, why do you always have to be so goddamn fancy all the time?!
True: Now, now, Vienna. God's last name isn't 'damn.'
Vienna: All done!
Doorman: Well, then, that's okay. Unfortunately now I have to arrest you for defacing KaibaCorp property.
Vienna: Ah.
True: Shaa – zaam!
Doorman: *blinks*
Vienna: What the hell was that?
True: Nothing, you were supposed to run away while he was distracted.
Vienna: I runned aways.
Doorman: She did. I saw her.
Vienna: See? Bleh.
True: O.o
Vienna: You seem to be making that face a lot, True.
True: O.o
Vienna: Bleh.
True: O.o
Vienna: Bleh.
True: O.o
Vienna: Bleh.
Doorman: O.o
True: RUN!!!!
Vienna: *runs*
True: *runs*
Doorman: Well, they sure got me. So, Mr. Kaiba, what are you here for?
Kaiba: You idiot! Why didn't you stop them?!
Doorman: Uh, hello? Doorman. I'm not a mad author – chaser. If you wanted them stopped, you should have called up the mad author – chasers.
Kaiba: You're fired.
Doorman: Then who'll mind the door?
Kaiba: Phil.
Doorman: What?!?!
Phil: YES!!!
Joey: Who's Phil?
Tea: The coffee man.
Joey: Cool.
Tristan: Look, we're obviously getting somewhere really slowly, so how about instead of all this yapping - *attacks doorman and Phil the Coffee Man*
*they are now unconscious*
Kaiba: You didn't have to beat them up you know.
Tristan: Don't be stupid. Violence is always an appropriate alternative to negotiation. Hey, c'mon, all the major countries do it!
Yuugi: You're not a major country, Tristan.
Tea: Could'a fooled me . . . with that hair . . . .
Duke: *worshipping*
True: *On blimp* All aboard!
Vienna: Quick! You don't want to miss the blimp!
Joey: Hurry! We're gonna miss the blimp!!!!
*All run and board blimp. Grampa Motou runs up *
True: Hey, is it okay if Yuugi goes on a quick blimp ride?
Yuugi: Grandpa! Save me!
Grampa: *completley ignoring Yuugi* Well, I don't know . . . is it safe?
Kaiba: WERE YOU NOT LISTENING TO THE PAST TEN MINUTES?!?!?!?! WE'RE IN THE CLUTCHES OF EVIL, PSYCHOTICALLY DISORDERED SUGAR – POWERED TEENS, AND YOU ASK IF IT'S SAFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
True: Well, Yuugi doesn't have to come . . . I mean, if he's not MAN enough, that is . . .
Yuugi: I'm plenty man!
Vienna: You're pants don't seem to be correcting you.
True: Eeeeeewwww . . . .
Yuugi: C'mon, Grampa, can't I come?
Grampa: Well, alright.
Yuugi: Yes!
Kaiba: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tea: *trying to save Yuugi from his foolish, foolish actions* But what if he gets hurt? What if he . . . falls off the blimp?
Vienna: That is such a great idea!
Tristan: Hey, it could happen.
True: Correction. I WILL happen.
Grampa: Oh, don't worry, Tea, kids his age bounce!
Tristan: What about kids my age?
Grampa: Nope, I'm afraid you'll just fall.
True: And the blimp is taking off . . . no, the other blimp.
Vienna: Okay, now OUR blimp is taking off.
Yuugi: Yay!
Kaiba: YOU MORONIC - -
Vienna: Now, now, Seto. Not in front of Mokuba.
Kaiba: *steps behind Mokuba and begins to swear at Yuugi's stupidity*
*all characters run to observation deck in an attempt to escape the authors wrath, not realising that THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!*
True: *pats Yuugi on the back* Well, Yuugi. You got your wish you're on the blimp! *pushes Yuugi over the side* Now you're off the blimp!
Yuugi: I JUST REALISED NOW I COULD HAVE ESCAPED!!!!!!! *screaming abruptly ends with a thud*
Joey: Hey!!! Grampa Yuugi lied! He didn't bounce at all!!!!!
Serenity: Well, maybe he bounced just a little bit.
Tea: Serenity. He didn't bounce.
Kaiba: 'He only just realised!' *slaps head* Is he slower than a tortoise, or is it just me?
Vienna: No, I think he fell pretty quickly for a small guy. Anyway, it's time for the next chapter!
Kaiba: You mean to say that the agony continues?
Vienna: Yeah, baby! But we can't do it without one special character! *snaps fingers and Yuugi's fall rewinds until he is back on blimp*
Yuugi: *shivering* I just fell off a blimp.
Joey: Oh, so he did bounce, it just took a while.
Vienna: Now for the ritual to end the chapter! *bonks True on head with Magic Keyboard* Hah, I bet you forgot about my Magic Keyboard!
Yami Bakura: Actually, I did.
Vienna: Right. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
True: R&R, people!
Yuugi: SAVE US!!!!!!!!!
Vienna: *saves 'us'* There, happy?
Yuugi: Very much so.
Joey: R&R, please! They might consider sparing us if you do!
Vienna: Well, Joey, if y'all are happy believing that . . . . MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chapter ends here*
True: We do not own Yu-gi-oh, or any other things unless they are of the make – believe category that has foolishly wandered into our brains. We just. Don't. Own. It! But watch this space! Soon we will!
Vienna: And thank you, LadySora, for being our first reviewer! Yays! And as for the chill pill . . . I prefer sugar.
True: Yes . . . sugar . . . neeeeeed suuuugaaaarrr . . . .
Vienna: Suuuuuuuuuugaaaaaaaaaarrr!!! Bleh.
True: O.o
Vienna: Oh, and Authoress formally known as Liz? You want Yami Bakura? Well, just wait my child. Just you wait. Mwha – mwha – mwha hahahahahahahahaha –
~ When Blimps go WRONG!!!
Vienna: - hahahahahahahahaha – hey, did you just cut me off in the middle of my evil laugh?
True: No – one cares. Welcome back True Believers!
Vienna: Shoot me.
True: I, True Iceburn, shall be writing this chapter –
Vienna: We already explained that. In MY chapter.
True: Thou art UNCONSCIOUS.
Vienna: Bleh.
True: Anyway, I apologise for any groans caused due to the previous chapter.
Vienna: You don't mean that.
True: Do I really need to repeat myself?
Vienna: No. You mess up enough just doing it once.
True: *walks over to dark Magician* Can I borrow your staff?
Dark Magician: *violently shakes his head*
True: Oh, c'mon, it's not as if I'm gonna break it!
DarkM: *hisses at True and swips his hand like a cat claw*
True: I know, it's okay, sometimes it's hard to let go. *pats DarkM shoulder understandably* *yoinks staff* YOINK!!!
DarkM: *starts crying*
DarkMGirl: There, there.
*everybody stares*
Tea: What, didn't you know she could talk?
True: Readers, did you know she could talk?
Yuugi: Who are you talking to?
True: O-o;;; Never mind him, readers.
Yuugi: No, seriously. Do you have an aibou?
Vienna: He's talking to the people who watch your every move on televisions. Or in this case, read your every move and ridicule you.
Joey: Waitaminute . . . I'm a movie star?!?!
True: O-o Uhm . . . no, not exactly. . . . .
Joey: I'M A MOVIE STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True: *bonks Joey on head. Pauses, then bonks Vienna on head* Thou be – ith unconthious. *looks around* Hey! We're not on the blimp anymore! We're on a very high skyscraper! What the hell are you trying to pull Kaiba?
Kaiba: Nothing, you idiotic Cro–Magnon. It's not like I have an actual button that turns the Blimp into a Skyscraper.
Mokuba: Yeah, the closest button we have for that is the button that turns the blimp into a giant hotdog!
Joey: I like hotdogs.
True: You also like being unconscious.
Joey: Um, no, not really.
True: Would you prefer to be falling millions of feet towards the ground?
Joey: If it's towards a hotdog stand, yeah.
Tea: So what's going on? Where are we? What's happening? When will we get back to the blimp? And how –
Vienna: And how could we possibly not give a bigger damn? Find out next time, on 'Zapping Tea's Brain!'
Joey: That sounds like a good show.
Tea: No it doesn't! NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!!!
Vienna: ZZZZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Tea: I don't believe it. I've just been zapped!
Kaiba: That's lovely, really, truly, shut up, but can you change us back into our normal clothes now?
Yami: Yeah, it's gotta be at least ten below up here, and I don't think I'm wearing any underpants.
True: Oh, don't worry, you're not in any danger of freezing to death.
Kaiba: *freezes to death*
Yami: *freezes to death*
True: Ah, crud.
Joey: Nope, no underpants.
*True shivers, and waves staff and revives them, also turning them back into their normal clothes*
Yami: Yes!! Leather!! *starts rubbing the leather on his leg*
True: Stop that! Oh for the love of Ra, stop rubbing your leg, you disgusting, irregular, pointy – headed weirdo!
Yami: I'm not weird! I'm special.
True: You poor moron. What else has Vienna told you?
*silence*
True: Okay, let's get back to the blimp.
Vienna: Thy God hath spoken. Bow down to the Almighty - -
True: If you finish that sentence, I will hurt you.
Vienna: Bleh.
True: O.o
Tea: I thought that this was a blimp?
Kaiba: Tea. This is a skyscraper.
Ryou: *sarcastically* Gosh, what gave it away, the skyscraper?
Mokuba: First the clothes, now Ryou's sarcasm. I feel it is my duty to warn you that if you push my brother too far he turns rabid.
Kaiba: Rabid.
Vienna: Bleh.
True: O.o
Tea: So where is the blimp?
True: There's only one way way to find it – and it's so simple that even Vienna could find it!
Vienna: I be on sugar high. Me turn RABID. Bleh.
Duke: Me worship.
True: O.o Me kill myself. No, me kill sister. No. Me take away sugar.
Chocolate + Vienna = RABID
True – Chocolate = Non – RABID sister.
Vienna – (chocolate + True) = ( Vienna.
Mokuba: That cute, but me brother kill if wierdo and wierdette don't find blimp.
Kaiba: Raaaaa – biiiid!
True: Okay, to find blimp, all you must do is . . .
*sings* Follow the Yellow Blimp road!
Tea: Follow the yellow blimp road?
*blinkblink*
True: Follow the yellow blimp road!
*blinkblink*
Vienna: Follow the –
Joey: Follow the –
Yuugi: Follow the –
Yami: Follow the –
Kaiba: Follow the yellow brick road!!!!!
All: KAIBA!!!!!!
Kaiba: RAAAAA – BID!!!!!
All: *back away*
Vienna: Look! Oh my! What does that sign say? Oh my goodness!
Joey: No - - I don't think it says that . . .
Sign: "KEEP OUT – SETO KAIBA'S SECRET BLIMP BASE!"
Only to be entered if :
You are Seto Kaiba.
You are a member of the "I like blimps and Seto Kaiba" club.
You really need to go to bathroom.
Doorman: *stops Vienna and True* Hold it! You two can't enter!
True: Yes we can! Look: 4) You are an evil author bent on manipulating anime charaters into performing embarrassing acts of stupidity. Isn't that right, Vienna?
Vienna: *scribbling furiously* Just a minute, hang on. *pauses* Ehh . . what came after "embarassing acts?"
Doorman: 'Of stupidity.'
Vienna: Right, okay . . . Dammit, True, why do you always have to be so goddamn fancy all the time?!
True: Now, now, Vienna. God's last name isn't 'damn.'
Vienna: All done!
Doorman: Well, then, that's okay. Unfortunately now I have to arrest you for defacing KaibaCorp property.
Vienna: Ah.
True: Shaa – zaam!
Doorman: *blinks*
Vienna: What the hell was that?
True: Nothing, you were supposed to run away while he was distracted.
Vienna: I runned aways.
Doorman: She did. I saw her.
Vienna: See? Bleh.
True: O.o
Vienna: You seem to be making that face a lot, True.
True: O.o
Vienna: Bleh.
True: O.o
Vienna: Bleh.
True: O.o
Vienna: Bleh.
Doorman: O.o
True: RUN!!!!
Vienna: *runs*
True: *runs*
Doorman: Well, they sure got me. So, Mr. Kaiba, what are you here for?
Kaiba: You idiot! Why didn't you stop them?!
Doorman: Uh, hello? Doorman. I'm not a mad author – chaser. If you wanted them stopped, you should have called up the mad author – chasers.
Kaiba: You're fired.
Doorman: Then who'll mind the door?
Kaiba: Phil.
Doorman: What?!?!
Phil: YES!!!
Joey: Who's Phil?
Tea: The coffee man.
Joey: Cool.
Tristan: Look, we're obviously getting somewhere really slowly, so how about instead of all this yapping - *attacks doorman and Phil the Coffee Man*
*they are now unconscious*
Kaiba: You didn't have to beat them up you know.
Tristan: Don't be stupid. Violence is always an appropriate alternative to negotiation. Hey, c'mon, all the major countries do it!
Yuugi: You're not a major country, Tristan.
Tea: Could'a fooled me . . . with that hair . . . .
Duke: *worshipping*
True: *On blimp* All aboard!
Vienna: Quick! You don't want to miss the blimp!
Joey: Hurry! We're gonna miss the blimp!!!!
*All run and board blimp. Grampa Motou runs up *
True: Hey, is it okay if Yuugi goes on a quick blimp ride?
Yuugi: Grandpa! Save me!
Grampa: *completley ignoring Yuugi* Well, I don't know . . . is it safe?
Kaiba: WERE YOU NOT LISTENING TO THE PAST TEN MINUTES?!?!?!?! WE'RE IN THE CLUTCHES OF EVIL, PSYCHOTICALLY DISORDERED SUGAR – POWERED TEENS, AND YOU ASK IF IT'S SAFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
True: Well, Yuugi doesn't have to come . . . I mean, if he's not MAN enough, that is . . .
Yuugi: I'm plenty man!
Vienna: You're pants don't seem to be correcting you.
True: Eeeeeewwww . . . .
Yuugi: C'mon, Grampa, can't I come?
Grampa: Well, alright.
Yuugi: Yes!
Kaiba: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tea: *trying to save Yuugi from his foolish, foolish actions* But what if he gets hurt? What if he . . . falls off the blimp?
Vienna: That is such a great idea!
Tristan: Hey, it could happen.
True: Correction. I WILL happen.
Grampa: Oh, don't worry, Tea, kids his age bounce!
Tristan: What about kids my age?
Grampa: Nope, I'm afraid you'll just fall.
True: And the blimp is taking off . . . no, the other blimp.
Vienna: Okay, now OUR blimp is taking off.
Yuugi: Yay!
Kaiba: YOU MORONIC - -
Vienna: Now, now, Seto. Not in front of Mokuba.
Kaiba: *steps behind Mokuba and begins to swear at Yuugi's stupidity*
*all characters run to observation deck in an attempt to escape the authors wrath, not realising that THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!*
True: *pats Yuugi on the back* Well, Yuugi. You got your wish you're on the blimp! *pushes Yuugi over the side* Now you're off the blimp!
Yuugi: I JUST REALISED NOW I COULD HAVE ESCAPED!!!!!!! *screaming abruptly ends with a thud*
Joey: Hey!!! Grampa Yuugi lied! He didn't bounce at all!!!!!
Serenity: Well, maybe he bounced just a little bit.
Tea: Serenity. He didn't bounce.
Kaiba: 'He only just realised!' *slaps head* Is he slower than a tortoise, or is it just me?
Vienna: No, I think he fell pretty quickly for a small guy. Anyway, it's time for the next chapter!
Kaiba: You mean to say that the agony continues?
Vienna: Yeah, baby! But we can't do it without one special character! *snaps fingers and Yuugi's fall rewinds until he is back on blimp*
Yuugi: *shivering* I just fell off a blimp.
Joey: Oh, so he did bounce, it just took a while.
Vienna: Now for the ritual to end the chapter! *bonks True on head with Magic Keyboard* Hah, I bet you forgot about my Magic Keyboard!
Yami Bakura: Actually, I did.
Vienna: Right. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
True: R&R, people!
Yuugi: SAVE US!!!!!!!!!
Vienna: *saves 'us'* There, happy?
Yuugi: Very much so.
Joey: R&R, please! They might consider sparing us if you do!
Vienna: Well, Joey, if y'all are happy believing that . . . . MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chapter ends here*
