The Incident with the Blimp ~ Chapter 2

True: We do not own Yu-gi-oh, or any other things unless they are of the make – believe category that has foolishly wandered into our brains. We just. Don't. Own. It! But watch this space! Soon we will!

Vienna: And thank you, LadySora, for being our first reviewer! Yays! And as for the chill pill . . . I prefer sugar.

True: Yes . . . sugar . . . neeeeeed suuuugaaaarrr . . . .

Vienna: Suuuuuuuuuugaaaaaaaaaarrr!!! Bleh.

True: O.o

Vienna: Oh, and Authoress formally known as Liz? You want Yami Bakura? Well, just wait my child. Just you wait. Mwha – mwha – mwha hahahahahahahahaha –

~ When Blimps go WRONG!!!

Vienna: - hahahahahahahahaha – hey, did you just cut me off in the middle of my evil laugh?

True: No – one cares. Welcome back True Believers!

Vienna: Shoot me.

True: I, True Iceburn, shall be writing this chapter –

Vienna: We already explained that. In MY chapter.

True: Thou art UNCONSCIOUS.

Vienna: Bleh.

True: Anyway, I apologise for any groans caused due to the previous chapter.

Vienna: You don't mean that.

True: Do I really need to repeat myself?

Vienna: No. You mess up enough just doing it once.

True: *walks over to dark Magician* Can I borrow your staff?

Dark Magician: *violently shakes his head*

True: Oh, c'mon, it's not as if I'm gonna break it!

DarkM: *hisses at True and swips his hand like a cat claw*

True: I know, it's okay, sometimes it's hard to let go. *pats DarkM shoulder understandably* *yoinks staff* YOINK!!!

DarkM: *starts crying*

DarkMGirl: There, there.

*everybody stares*

Tea: What, didn't you know she could talk?

True: Readers, did you know she could talk?

Yuugi: Who are you talking to?

True: O-o;;; Never mind him, readers.

Yuugi: No, seriously. Do you have an aibou?

Vienna: He's talking to the people who watch your every move on televisions. Or in this case, read your every move and ridicule you.

Joey: Waitaminute . . . I'm a movie star?!?!

True: O-o Uhm . . . no, not exactly. . . . .

Joey: I'M A MOVIE STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True: *bonks Joey on head. Pauses, then bonks Vienna on head* Thou be – ith unconthious. *looks around* Hey! We're not on the blimp anymore! We're on a very high skyscraper! What the hell are you trying to pull Kaiba?

Kaiba: Nothing, you idiotic Cro–Magnon. It's not like I have an actual button that turns the Blimp into a Skyscraper.

Mokuba: Yeah, the closest button we have for that is the button that turns the blimp into a giant hotdog!

Joey: I like hotdogs.

True: You also like being unconscious.

Joey: Um, no, not really.

True: Would you prefer to be falling millions of feet towards the ground?

Joey: If it's towards a hotdog stand, yeah.

Tea: So what's going on? Where are we? What's happening? When will we get back to the blimp? And how –

Vienna: And how could we possibly not give a bigger damn? Find out next time, on 'Zapping Tea's Brain!'

Joey: That sounds like a good show.

Tea: No it doesn't! NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!!!

Vienna: ZZZZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Tea: I don't believe it. I've just been zapped!

Kaiba: That's lovely, really, truly, shut up, but can you change us back into our normal clothes now?

Yami: Yeah, it's gotta be at least ten below up here, and I don't think I'm wearing any underpants.

True: Oh, don't worry, you're not in any danger of freezing to death.

Kaiba: *freezes to death*

Yami: *freezes to death*

True: Ah, crud.

Joey: Nope, no underpants.

*True shivers, and waves staff and revives them, also turning them back into their normal clothes*

Yami: Yes!! Leather!! *starts rubbing the leather on his leg*

True: Stop that! Oh for the love of Ra, stop rubbing your leg, you disgusting, irregular, pointy – headed weirdo!

Yami: I'm not weird! I'm special.

True: You poor moron. What else has Vienna told you?

*silence*

True: Okay, let's get back to the blimp.

Vienna: Thy God hath spoken. Bow down to the Almighty - -

True: If you finish that sentence, I will hurt you.

Vienna: Bleh.

True: O.o

Tea: I thought that this was a blimp?

Kaiba: Tea. This is a skyscraper.

Ryou: *sarcastically* Gosh, what gave it away, the skyscraper?

Mokuba: First the clothes, now Ryou's sarcasm. I feel it is my duty to warn you that if you push my brother too far he turns rabid.

Kaiba: Rabid.

Vienna: Bleh.

True: O.o

Tea: So where is the blimp?

True: There's only one way way to find it – and it's so simple that even Vienna could find it!

Vienna: I be on sugar high. Me turn RABID. Bleh.

Duke: Me worship.

True: O.o Me kill myself. No, me kill sister. No. Me take away sugar.

Chocolate + Vienna = RABID

True – Chocolate = Non – RABID sister.

Vienna – (chocolate + True) = ( Vienna.

Mokuba: That cute, but me brother kill if wierdo and wierdette don't find blimp.

Kaiba: Raaaaa – biiiid!

True: Okay, to find blimp, all you must do is . . .

*sings* Follow the Yellow Blimp road!

Tea: Follow the yellow blimp road?

*blinkblink*

True: Follow the yellow blimp road!

*blinkblink*

Vienna: Follow the –

Joey: Follow the –

Yuugi: Follow the –

Yami: Follow the –

Kaiba: Follow the yellow brick road!!!!!

All: KAIBA!!!!!!

Kaiba: RAAAAA – BID!!!!!

All: *back away*

Vienna: Look! Oh my! What does that sign say? Oh my goodness!

Joey: No - - I don't think it says that . . .

Sign: "KEEP OUT – SETO KAIBA'S SECRET BLIMP BASE!"

Only to be entered if :

You are Seto Kaiba.

You are a member of the "I like blimps and Seto Kaiba" club.

You really need to go to bathroom.

Doorman: *stops Vienna and True* Hold it! You two can't enter!

True: Yes we can! Look: 4) You are an evil author bent on manipulating anime charaters into performing embarrassing acts of stupidity. Isn't that right, Vienna?

Vienna: *scribbling furiously* Just a minute, hang on. *pauses* Ehh . . what came after "embarassing acts?"

Doorman: 'Of stupidity.'

Vienna: Right, okay . . . Dammit, True, why do you always have to be so goddamn fancy all the time?!

True: Now, now, Vienna. God's last name isn't 'damn.'

Vienna: All done!

Doorman: Well, then, that's okay. Unfortunately now I have to arrest you for defacing KaibaCorp property.

Vienna: Ah.

True: Shaa – zaam!

Doorman: *blinks*

Vienna: What the hell was that?

True: Nothing, you were supposed to run away while he was distracted.

Vienna: I runned aways.

Doorman: She did. I saw her.

Vienna: See? Bleh.

True: O.o

Vienna: You seem to be making that face a lot, True.

True: O.o

Vienna: Bleh.

True: O.o

Vienna: Bleh.

True: O.o

Vienna: Bleh.

Doorman: O.o

True: RUN!!!!

Vienna: *runs*

True: *runs*

Doorman: Well, they sure got me. So, Mr. Kaiba, what are you here for?

Kaiba: You idiot! Why didn't you stop them?!

Doorman: Uh, hello? Doorman. I'm not a mad author – chaser. If you wanted them stopped, you should have called up the mad author – chasers.

Kaiba: You're fired.

Doorman: Then who'll mind the door?

Kaiba: Phil.

Doorman: What?!?!

Phil: YES!!!

Joey: Who's Phil?

Tea: The coffee man.

Joey: Cool.

Tristan: Look, we're obviously getting somewhere really slowly, so how about instead of all this yapping - *attacks doorman and Phil the Coffee Man*

*they are now unconscious*

Kaiba: You didn't have to beat them up you know.

Tristan: Don't be stupid. Violence is always an appropriate alternative to negotiation. Hey, c'mon, all the major countries do it!

Yuugi: You're not a major country, Tristan.

Tea: Could'a fooled me . . . with that hair . . . .

Duke: *worshipping*

True: *On blimp* All aboard!

Vienna: Quick! You don't want to miss the blimp!

Joey: Hurry! We're gonna miss the blimp!!!!

*All run and board blimp. Grampa Motou runs up *

True: Hey, is it okay if Yuugi goes on a quick blimp ride?

Yuugi: Grandpa! Save me!

Grampa: *completley ignoring Yuugi* Well, I don't know . . . is it safe?

Kaiba: WERE YOU NOT LISTENING TO THE PAST TEN MINUTES?!?!?!?! WE'RE IN THE CLUTCHES OF EVIL, PSYCHOTICALLY DISORDERED SUGAR – POWERED TEENS, AND YOU ASK IF IT'S SAFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

True: Well, Yuugi doesn't have to come . . . I mean, if he's not MAN enough, that is . . .

Yuugi: I'm plenty man!

Vienna: You're pants don't seem to be correcting you.

True: Eeeeeewwww . . . .

Yuugi: C'mon, Grampa, can't I come?

Grampa: Well, alright.

Yuugi: Yes!

Kaiba: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tea: *trying to save Yuugi from his foolish, foolish actions* But what if he gets hurt? What if he . . . falls off the blimp?

Vienna: That is such a great idea!

Tristan: Hey, it could happen.

True: Correction. I WILL happen.

Grampa: Oh, don't worry, Tea, kids his age bounce!

Tristan: What about kids my age?

Grampa: Nope, I'm afraid you'll just fall.

True: And the blimp is taking off . . . no, the other blimp.

Vienna: Okay, now OUR blimp is taking off.

Yuugi: Yay!

Kaiba: YOU MORONIC - -

Vienna: Now, now, Seto. Not in front of Mokuba.

Kaiba: *steps behind Mokuba and begins to swear at Yuugi's stupidity*

*all characters run to observation deck in an attempt to escape the authors wrath, not realising that THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!*

True: *pats Yuugi on the back* Well, Yuugi. You got your wish you're on the blimp! *pushes Yuugi over the side* Now you're off the blimp!

Yuugi: I JUST REALISED NOW I COULD HAVE ESCAPED!!!!!!! *screaming abruptly ends with a thud*

Joey: Hey!!! Grampa Yuugi lied! He didn't bounce at all!!!!!

Serenity: Well, maybe he bounced just a little bit.

Tea: Serenity. He didn't bounce.

Kaiba: 'He only just realised!' *slaps head* Is he slower than a tortoise, or is it just me?

Vienna: No, I think he fell pretty quickly for a small guy. Anyway, it's time for the next chapter!

Kaiba: You mean to say that the agony continues?

Vienna: Yeah, baby! But we can't do it without one special character! *snaps fingers and Yuugi's fall rewinds until he is back on blimp*

Yuugi: *shivering* I just fell off a blimp.

Joey: Oh, so he did bounce, it just took a while.

Vienna: Now for the ritual to end the chapter! *bonks True on head with Magic Keyboard* Hah, I bet you forgot about my Magic Keyboard!

Yami Bakura: Actually, I did.

Vienna: Right. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

True: R&R, people!

Yuugi: SAVE US!!!!!!!!!

Vienna: *saves 'us'* There, happy?

Yuugi: Very much so.

Joey: R&R, please! They might consider sparing us if you do!

Vienna: Well, Joey, if y'all are happy believing that . . . . MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Chapter ends here*