Chapter Three
Time flew. Next I was at a train station. I noticed Hairy had a white owl named Headwig. Hairy had met these people with hair that made their heads look like they were on fire. Their last name happened to be Weasels. They showed Hairy how to go through the wall like I always do. Inside I saw the train. In a few minutes the train left. I decided to follow.
While following the train I encountered many obstacles. Firstly, I had a hard time keeping up with the train itself. Plus, my chocolate supply was running low; I only had 1/2 pound left! (Editor's Note: Hudini guy is soooo obsessed with chocolate, he usually carries around 10 pounds of it.) While following the train I passed many farms and different types of scenery, but while I looked everywhere, there wasn't any sign of a chocolate factory.
All of a sudden I saw a chocolate frog fly out the train. I went off track and got it. After I ate the delicious chocolate I went back to following the Woggyhorts train.
After many hours the train finally stopped at Woggyhort. All of the first years, including Hairy and his new friend Ron Weasel.
All of the first years went in boats over a lake with a giant monster in it. The monster was a whatchamacallit (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy has a bunch of long words for things he doesn't know, so he'll be using them a lot.)
I followed the boats across the big lake. Then the big guy went into Woggyhorts, but I didn't follow before having a little chat with the whatchamacallit. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy did not realize that the whatchamacallit (okay I give up typing whatch... every time so I'll just use giant squid.) wasn't there, nor did he realize that if the giant squid was there it wouldn't be able to understand Hudini Guy.)
The firsties went in through a wooden door. I decided I would follow Hairy pretty much anywhere he went. After all, I consider myself like an uncle to him considering I saved his life from Lord Moldymort. Okay, where was I, oh yeah, a tall black haired lady named Professor McGoneagain led the firsties the rest of the way.
McGoneagain explained to them that they should take their seats at the Great Hall and would be sorted into their houses, which were Grifondear, Hupplewuff, Ravinclad, and Slyfox. Since what she was talking about was boring I didn't pay attention to the rest of it.
Then while I was staring at the wall ghosts started to come through. I could see them as well as the firsties. I wondered why because I was a ghost too. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy doesn't know he has the ability to turn visible.)
Once everyone came to the great hall, the hat started singing a song. It sounded like this:
"Oh, you all know you think I'm Pretty,
Don't forget to judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you find
A dumber hat than me.
You keep your bowling balls black,
Your tall hats thin and tall,
For I'm the Woggyhorts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's probably nothing in your head,
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will shout
Where you ought to be.
You might belong to Grifondear,
Where you might brave at heart or not,
Their daring, idiocy, and chivalry
Set Grifondear apart:
You might belong to Hupplewuff,
Where they are loyal as a canine
Those patient Hupplewuffs are true
And not afraid to toil;
Or yet in smart old Ravinclad,
If you have a young mind,
Where those of spit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slyfox
You'll make your unloyal friends,
Those cunning fold use and means
To achieve their beginnings.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap
You're in safe legs (though I don't where they are)
For I'm a Thinking cap.
The hat then bowed and died. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy is so stupid he thinks that the hat died once it stopped moving.) Then McGoneagain said when she calls your name you have try the hat on.
Hmmm... When McGoneagain called Hairy everyone acted as if he was famous. Hey! That means I'm famous. Yahooooooooo! I've never been famous again. Now I'm a celery (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy means celebrity.) Hairy got into Grifondear.
After the Sorting an old wizard name Dummybore stood up and said, "Welcome to a new year at Woggyhorts! I would like to say a few words and they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
I liked this guy, he was cool. Then the food appeared. There was tons of it. Taters, roast beef, lamb, gravy, and my personal favorite CHOCOLATE! YEAHHHHHH! ((((((((((((((((((( I snuck to a corner where nobody was and stuffed myself. Then, I took a few pounds of chocolate to repair my chocolate supply.
I went back to Hairy's table, they were talking about families. As a matter of fact I'm a pureblood. I noticed Hairy was wondering who the hook-nosed teacher was and he was Professor Snap.
Soon everyone went to his or her dorms. The password was Caput Draconis. Everyone went to sleep.
Time flew. Next I was at a train station. I noticed Hairy had a white owl named Headwig. Hairy had met these people with hair that made their heads look like they were on fire. Their last name happened to be Weasels. They showed Hairy how to go through the wall like I always do. Inside I saw the train. In a few minutes the train left. I decided to follow.
While following the train I encountered many obstacles. Firstly, I had a hard time keeping up with the train itself. Plus, my chocolate supply was running low; I only had 1/2 pound left! (Editor's Note: Hudini guy is soooo obsessed with chocolate, he usually carries around 10 pounds of it.) While following the train I passed many farms and different types of scenery, but while I looked everywhere, there wasn't any sign of a chocolate factory.
All of a sudden I saw a chocolate frog fly out the train. I went off track and got it. After I ate the delicious chocolate I went back to following the Woggyhorts train.
After many hours the train finally stopped at Woggyhort. All of the first years, including Hairy and his new friend Ron Weasel.
All of the first years went in boats over a lake with a giant monster in it. The monster was a whatchamacallit (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy has a bunch of long words for things he doesn't know, so he'll be using them a lot.)
I followed the boats across the big lake. Then the big guy went into Woggyhorts, but I didn't follow before having a little chat with the whatchamacallit. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy did not realize that the whatchamacallit (okay I give up typing whatch... every time so I'll just use giant squid.) wasn't there, nor did he realize that if the giant squid was there it wouldn't be able to understand Hudini Guy.)
The firsties went in through a wooden door. I decided I would follow Hairy pretty much anywhere he went. After all, I consider myself like an uncle to him considering I saved his life from Lord Moldymort. Okay, where was I, oh yeah, a tall black haired lady named Professor McGoneagain led the firsties the rest of the way.
McGoneagain explained to them that they should take their seats at the Great Hall and would be sorted into their houses, which were Grifondear, Hupplewuff, Ravinclad, and Slyfox. Since what she was talking about was boring I didn't pay attention to the rest of it.
Then while I was staring at the wall ghosts started to come through. I could see them as well as the firsties. I wondered why because I was a ghost too. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy doesn't know he has the ability to turn visible.)
Once everyone came to the great hall, the hat started singing a song. It sounded like this:
"Oh, you all know you think I'm Pretty,
Don't forget to judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you find
A dumber hat than me.
You keep your bowling balls black,
Your tall hats thin and tall,
For I'm the Woggyhorts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's probably nothing in your head,
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will shout
Where you ought to be.
You might belong to Grifondear,
Where you might brave at heart or not,
Their daring, idiocy, and chivalry
Set Grifondear apart:
You might belong to Hupplewuff,
Where they are loyal as a canine
Those patient Hupplewuffs are true
And not afraid to toil;
Or yet in smart old Ravinclad,
If you have a young mind,
Where those of spit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slyfox
You'll make your unloyal friends,
Those cunning fold use and means
To achieve their beginnings.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap
You're in safe legs (though I don't where they are)
For I'm a Thinking cap.
The hat then bowed and died. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy is so stupid he thinks that the hat died once it stopped moving.) Then McGoneagain said when she calls your name you have try the hat on.
Hmmm... When McGoneagain called Hairy everyone acted as if he was famous. Hey! That means I'm famous. Yahooooooooo! I've never been famous again. Now I'm a celery (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy means celebrity.) Hairy got into Grifondear.
After the Sorting an old wizard name Dummybore stood up and said, "Welcome to a new year at Woggyhorts! I would like to say a few words and they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
I liked this guy, he was cool. Then the food appeared. There was tons of it. Taters, roast beef, lamb, gravy, and my personal favorite CHOCOLATE! YEAHHHHHH! ((((((((((((((((((( I snuck to a corner where nobody was and stuffed myself. Then, I took a few pounds of chocolate to repair my chocolate supply.
I went back to Hairy's table, they were talking about families. As a matter of fact I'm a pureblood. I noticed Hairy was wondering who the hook-nosed teacher was and he was Professor Snap.
Soon everyone went to his or her dorms. The password was Caput Draconis. Everyone went to sleep.
