Chapter Five

Dracula Mal was surprised to see Hairy the next day. They thought that the last night was a wondeeful adventure. I wish I had a pet dog like that. But my mommy wouldn't let me after I flushed my old dog under the toilet. Back then I thought it was funny because it was spinning and spinning and spinning... (Editor's Note: What the heck is the moron's problem? Sheesh.) Well, they were talking bout what the object was. I thought it was obvious. It's obviously the Chocolate Bar of Zimbabwe. If you eat it, it will leave the taste in your mouth forever. I looked for it once, but I couldn't find it, I searched over Australia for peetie sakes. (Editor's Note: I wonder why he didn't find it?) Then during mail call, Hairy got a big package. At first I thought it was a huge chocolate bar, and was planning to steal it. To my disappointment, it was only a Nimwad 2000. Dracula saw them and Hairy and Ron tricked him. At seven, Hairy went to meet Olive Woody to teach him. He taughted Hairy all the rules. I'll tell you them in the simplest way possible that I can think of. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy can think?) There's three chasers. They tag each other when someone has a Quackle, which is a big red ball. You have to sneak the ball in to the hoop. You have to sneak the ball in the hoop. You have to sneak the ball in the hoop. There's also a dude called the Keeper. They tackle people and try to pop the ball and score on their own hoops in less than ten seconds. There are also two Butlers like the Weasel twins. They have a bat to hit people's heads and the two Booger balls. Finally there's the Seeker. At one point of the game, everyone plays hide and seek and the Seeker finds em. There's the ball called the Sitch too. It's goldidy and has wings. They breed em and they get wings at about one year old. The objective is to get the most points. Whoever gets the Sitch ends the game and gets them 15 more points! Simple. That's how you play the game. (Editor's Note: If you really want to learn how to play, read a book.) After practice, Woody was so happy. He thought Hairy was great. I don't get what's so good about Quitititi. The only time I ever played, I was the Seeker for my team. But during the game, I kept hitting trees and then at the end I was hit in the head by a Booger. I don't remember much after then. (Editor's Note: That explains a whole lot.)