Chapter Six
Finally, it's Haloweener, my favorite holiday in the world. You get candy and chocolate and you eat stuff and you get chocolate and you party and you get chocolate. Did I mention that you eat chocolate? I was with Harry in Charms. Professor Flickityflick announced to the class that they would start making stuff fly. I'm so talented that I can already fly. Professor Flickityflick put the class into pairs. Just in case you don't know pairs are... one, two, three, four people. (Editor's Note: When did Hudini Guy know how to count?) Hairy got put with Sneeze Fin and Ron got put with Herninny. Everyone couldn't do it, but then Herninny had a go and made the feather fly. After class, Ron was complaining that Herninny a nightmare. That's so stupid because a nightmare is when you're asleep. Well, I think Herninny heard them, so she started crying. I think it's babyish to cry about that. The only things worth crying about is lack of chocolate or something just as important. Later on the way to the feast (Oh boy!!!!) Hairy and Ron heard Partity Pedal tell Lavender that Herninny was crying in the bathroom. Who cares? It's her problem if she misses the food and the chocolate. Who would want to miss chocolate? But Hairy and Ron forgot about this when they walked into the Great hall. There were bats everywhere, but these bats were weird. They're not like your normal average baseball bats, they were alive and stuff. Just after I only ate a dozen baked potatoes, two pumpkin pies, chicken, and a ton of chocolate, Professor Quill had to mess it all up by saying there was a troll in the dungeon. Everyone started panicking. I don't what's so bad about a troll; I mean they're friendly once you get to know em. I had a troll for a friend once. We used to always play bonk on the head. He got to club me on the head and I got to be dizzy and hurt. I had so much fun. But after the troll left I failed school for being stupid or something. I don't what the heck is wrong with that school. (Editor's Note: I wonder why?) Then Dummybore told the Perfects to lead their Houses back to the dormitory. While Hairy and everyone else was walking, I needed to go wash my hands. So I went to the nearest bathroom, the girls. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy has this obsession with washing his hands, although his hands aren't even washable. I think his obsession has something to do with his manners and how someone forced to be hygienic. It's was probably some dentist or something.) I found Herninny crying in there. I was going to talk to her or something, but then I saw that there was a big troll coming at us. I was like stupifyed, and just staring. This dude looked exactly like my old buddy troll. It's like Woah. How the heck did he get here? I waved at him and he scratched his head and the door closed behind him. It was like magic. Just after the door closed, Hairy and Ron opened the door and rushed in. The troll walked closer to Herninny and she was screaming. I wonder why, because trolls don't hurt you unless you scream or confuse it. Ron and Hairy were fighting it and Hairy jumped on it and stuck his wand up the nose of thy troll. Then Ron did this Wingardium Leviosa spell and it took the club out of my buddie's hand. I went up to the club and held it for as long as I could, which was about 3 seconds. Then the club fell and you could hear a crack. I yelled NOOOOO! I was unable to help my friend and it had killed him. I never knew how much that moment would affect me. I mourned for several weeks before I forgot all about this. (Editor's Note: This is serious. Hudini Guy has trouble remembering what he did a few hours ago.) After this, the teachers came. Hairy, Ron, and Herninny had made such a racket that someone heard. The teachers that came were Professor Quill, Professor McGoneagain, and Professor Snap. Hairy and Ron were being given a tellie. Hahaha. Then Herninny explained that she went after the troll because she thought she could take it. Ron dropped his wand because he thought that Herninny was lying. Of course, I knew that she was telling the truth because she's a suck-up. She explained how Hairy and Ron saved her life and all the other junk. In the end, Herninny got 5 points off Grifondear and Hairy and Ron got 5 points each. Since I'm pretty good at math, I'll do the math for you. 5+5- 5. Hmmm... That gives the Grifondear a total of plus 8 points. (Editor's Note: IDIOT!) Well, they all returned to the dormitory. The password was Pig Snout. Herninny, Ron, and Hairy were friends after that, though I can't figure out why.
Finally, it's Haloweener, my favorite holiday in the world. You get candy and chocolate and you eat stuff and you get chocolate and you party and you get chocolate. Did I mention that you eat chocolate? I was with Harry in Charms. Professor Flickityflick announced to the class that they would start making stuff fly. I'm so talented that I can already fly. Professor Flickityflick put the class into pairs. Just in case you don't know pairs are... one, two, three, four people. (Editor's Note: When did Hudini Guy know how to count?) Hairy got put with Sneeze Fin and Ron got put with Herninny. Everyone couldn't do it, but then Herninny had a go and made the feather fly. After class, Ron was complaining that Herninny a nightmare. That's so stupid because a nightmare is when you're asleep. Well, I think Herninny heard them, so she started crying. I think it's babyish to cry about that. The only things worth crying about is lack of chocolate or something just as important. Later on the way to the feast (Oh boy!!!!) Hairy and Ron heard Partity Pedal tell Lavender that Herninny was crying in the bathroom. Who cares? It's her problem if she misses the food and the chocolate. Who would want to miss chocolate? But Hairy and Ron forgot about this when they walked into the Great hall. There were bats everywhere, but these bats were weird. They're not like your normal average baseball bats, they were alive and stuff. Just after I only ate a dozen baked potatoes, two pumpkin pies, chicken, and a ton of chocolate, Professor Quill had to mess it all up by saying there was a troll in the dungeon. Everyone started panicking. I don't what's so bad about a troll; I mean they're friendly once you get to know em. I had a troll for a friend once. We used to always play bonk on the head. He got to club me on the head and I got to be dizzy and hurt. I had so much fun. But after the troll left I failed school for being stupid or something. I don't what the heck is wrong with that school. (Editor's Note: I wonder why?) Then Dummybore told the Perfects to lead their Houses back to the dormitory. While Hairy and everyone else was walking, I needed to go wash my hands. So I went to the nearest bathroom, the girls. (Editor's Note: Hudini Guy has this obsession with washing his hands, although his hands aren't even washable. I think his obsession has something to do with his manners and how someone forced to be hygienic. It's was probably some dentist or something.) I found Herninny crying in there. I was going to talk to her or something, but then I saw that there was a big troll coming at us. I was like stupifyed, and just staring. This dude looked exactly like my old buddy troll. It's like Woah. How the heck did he get here? I waved at him and he scratched his head and the door closed behind him. It was like magic. Just after the door closed, Hairy and Ron opened the door and rushed in. The troll walked closer to Herninny and she was screaming. I wonder why, because trolls don't hurt you unless you scream or confuse it. Ron and Hairy were fighting it and Hairy jumped on it and stuck his wand up the nose of thy troll. Then Ron did this Wingardium Leviosa spell and it took the club out of my buddie's hand. I went up to the club and held it for as long as I could, which was about 3 seconds. Then the club fell and you could hear a crack. I yelled NOOOOO! I was unable to help my friend and it had killed him. I never knew how much that moment would affect me. I mourned for several weeks before I forgot all about this. (Editor's Note: This is serious. Hudini Guy has trouble remembering what he did a few hours ago.) After this, the teachers came. Hairy, Ron, and Herninny had made such a racket that someone heard. The teachers that came were Professor Quill, Professor McGoneagain, and Professor Snap. Hairy and Ron were being given a tellie. Hahaha. Then Herninny explained that she went after the troll because she thought she could take it. Ron dropped his wand because he thought that Herninny was lying. Of course, I knew that she was telling the truth because she's a suck-up. She explained how Hairy and Ron saved her life and all the other junk. In the end, Herninny got 5 points off Grifondear and Hairy and Ron got 5 points each. Since I'm pretty good at math, I'll do the math for you. 5+5- 5. Hmmm... That gives the Grifondear a total of plus 8 points. (Editor's Note: IDIOT!) Well, they all returned to the dormitory. The password was Pig Snout. Herninny, Ron, and Hairy were friends after that, though I can't figure out why.
