More random ramdomity~. I'm blue dabadedabedi, dabedi oh whatever. I can't speel fer beans. I can't do anynaught for beans. I do them for money. Indeed. I will go down with this ship~and I will put my hands up and say Oh Yeah! Put 'cho hands in dah air! 'N wave em like ye just dun care! (coz ye don't) Ummm...anyway...
Disclaimer:I am a girl who writes about summat dat aint 'ers. Indeed. FFTA is Square Enix's. NOT MINE! So dun sue me. Sue them or summat. o.o I don't own Digimon or FFVII either! So ummm...yeah.
Lester:Ummm...gasp! This is...script form?
Author:Indeed. And I'm so lazy I'll call meself Author an' noit Urby.
Kilov:But dat's typing more letters. That makes no sense, kupo.
Author:Shush. Yer mom makes no sence. OOOHH!~ Ummm...no. I don't know. I feel like it.
Author's POTC crazy sister:Lalala...a pirate's life for me~
Everyone: O.o;;
Author's POTC crazy sister:Lalala...what?
Everyone:Naught, naught.
Author's POTC crazy sister:Okay, let's get on with the story then ^-^
Author:Yes...indeed...
Lester:Let's go into this obvoiusly dangerous cave!
Bensom:Ummm...uh...it looks dangerous.
Author:*GLOWERSTAREGLARE* I'M TRYING TO MAKE A PLOT HERE!
Bensom:*shiver* I said naught, said naught...
Conner:Hello!
Echo:Hello...
Kilov:Heee! Look, bubbles!
Kelly:Eeee! Must run .
Lester:Interesting. Pink and really big bubbles.
Kelly:Eeee! Big bubbles T_T
Bensom:*restrains Kilov from running about popping all the bubbles and getting lost*
Conner:*restrains Kelly from running away from the bubbles and getting lost*
Mysterious voice:I know you!
Clanners:Know who?
Mysterious voice:You. Kelly! I used to babysit you back in the day.
Kelly:You make me feel so young. ;.;
*The Mysterious voice reveals herself-as a Sniper/Summoner!*
Sniper/Summoner:*waves, causing big pink bubbles to float about*
Kilov/Kelly:MORE BUBBLES! EEEE!
*The Sniper/Summoner makes an elegant leg and introduces herself.* I'm Zeal, pleased to meet you.
Bensom:*waves?*
Zeal:What brings you here to my obvoiusly dangerous cave?
Clanners:*point to Lester*
Lester:*points to the Author*
Author:*points to her POTC crazy sister*
Author's POTC crazy sister:*points to a bottle of hot cocoa*
Bottle of hot cocoa:What?
Zeal:Whatever. Welcome! Feel free to look around. But DON'T HURT ANY MONSTERS! *aura of 'don't ye dare'*
Clanners:*shiver* We won't, won't!
Zeal:*smiles innocently* Good, good.
Kilov:Lalala~ooh, flowers.
Random rockbeast:That aint no ordinary flaowe', yo. That be a Telaq flaowe', brother.
Kilov:Are they yummy? Like kupo nuts, kupo?
Random rockbeast:Eat 'em all de time. Try it.
Kilov:*eats* Yum.
Random goblin:It's also the most effective laxitive in all of Ivalice.
Kilov:T_T Ummm...where's the nearest bathroom?
Random rockbeast/goblin:*point off to a bush summat far away* It'll have to do.
Kilov:*waddles off*
Kelly:Must...get...away...from...evil...bubbles...
Big pink bubble:*float float*
Kelly:EEEE! *runs away*
Big pink bubble #2:*float float*
Kelly:*hyperventilating*
Big pink bubble #3:*float float*
Kelly:NUUU! X.X
Big pink bubble #4-4348:*float float*
Kelly:*faints*
Bensom:Hmmm, lala...hmmm...I like Cloud from FF VII.
Author:HE'S MY BISHI! MINE!
Bensom:No, he's mine! =O
Author:MINE. =3
Bensom:You have Shiek!
Author:...*looks at MSD*
MSD:? What? O.o
Author:*thinks* Welllll...technically you're a girl, Shiek.
MSD/Bensom:??? O.O;
Author:Shiek is Zelda. Zelda is a girl. That must mean Sheik is a girl. . That mean Shiek can't be a bishi. I can have Cloud den.
MSD:*freaks* Uhhh...wait. I'm a girl? I've been going to the wrong bathroom for years! Gaah.
Bensom:Hmmmph. I have Yamato Ishida then.
Author:My Cloud...my precious...wait, YAMA-CHAN? EEEE! Must have! T_T
Cloud/Yamato:Run from the evil fangirl(s)!
Author/Bensom:*join a fangirl (and fanguy x.X) stampede and chase Cloud and Yamato*
Author's POTC crazy sister:Bishis? Hmmmph. Jonny Depp is the ultimate bishi. ~^_^~ (blush blush)
Fangirl(guy) stampede:*slow...turn...*
Cloud/Yamato:*run away*
Author's POTC crazy sister:Whoops. Oh dear.
Fangirl(guy) stampede:*Trample all over the Author's POTC crazy sister before looking for Cloud and Yamato again*
Clanners (excluding Bensom and Kilov, who is in a bathroom currently): O.O;;
Conner:I knew not our author is a crazy, evil fangirl.
Lester:*rubbing eyes* Gaah~that was painful to watch...
Author's POTC crazy sister:*teeth falling out*And painful to experiance.
Conner:*sits on a toadstool, reading his book*
Random dragon:Whaddat?
Conner:'Tis a book about monks. I'm studing to be one. Not a white monk, a monk monk.
Random dragon:Does it have recipies in it?
Conner:*flips around* No, there isn't.
Random dragon:Aww. I misplaced my cookbook, see. Thought you had it. *wanders off*
Kilov:Ahhh...that felt good. Now I need toilet paper x.X Kupopo...
The dragon's cookbook:*holy choir of angels*
Kilov:Ah! Paper! ^_^ Thought I was a goner. *tears a sheet*
The dragon's cookbook:*tearripshread*
Kilov:Kupo. Lalala~
Lester:*hums random FFTA music*
Zeal:Say Zeal with zeal! ^_-
Lester:How 'bout not.
???:*rustle rustle*
Lester:Gasp! O.O;
REALLY BIG ROCKBEAST:*nuzzles Zeal*
Zeal:Chuchu! I thought I lost you!
Lester:Chu...chu...? o.o;
Chuchu:Chu!
Zeal:Chuchu!
Chuchu:Chuuuu...chuchuchu. Chu.
Lester:Aaaahh! attack of the almost-pikachuness! X.X
Zeal:He says you should go and get your friends. I don't know why.
Lester:I'll go and do that.
Clanners:We're here, Chuchu! What is it?
Chuchu:Chuuuuuuuuuu~ chucho.
Zeal:Says he:get ready for a fight.
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:I make that one spider from LOTR look like a house spider. I'm hungry.
Clanners:Gasp! O.O
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:Roar?
Kilov:Fire!
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:That tickles. =3
Lester:*shoots a bunch of arrows*
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:*boink boink boink* Ohh, look, toothpicks!
Conner:*does some monk-y stuff* Ummm...ummm...*throws a bunch of books at the antlion*
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:...
Kelly:*fences* Parry, repose! Blahblahblah!
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:*bends her raiper in teeny tiny pieces*
Kelly: ;.;
Bensom:*summons the Fangirl(guy) stampede* That big spider thingy has our Bishi's! GET HIM!
Fangirl(guy) stampede:*trampletraplestomp*
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:O.o ummm...*flicks them all away*
Bensom:What do we do, whaddawedoooooo?
*Suddenly, the antlion dies!*
The nameless assassin:Hello!
Clanners:Yay!
TNA:O.o
Kilov:You know, kupo, when you say "TNA" like "Tna" really fast, it sounds like Tina!
TNA:Tina...Tina...I like Mila better. I hearby call meself Mila!
Author:Poofles!
Mila:Yay! I have a name! ^_^
Everyone:*claps*
Theodore:*hugs Mila* My love!
Mila:I thought you were in prison!
Theodore:I've been excused for this Omake. Then I go back.
Mila:Okay...*sniffle*
Theodore:Don't be sad, love! I'm here and that's what counts.
Mila:*whisks Theodore and herself off to somewhere where they can talk alone*
Lester:1, 2, 3...
Everyone:Awwww!
Author:The End!
Everyone:WHAT? BUT...BUT...WHAT ABOUT...
Author:Nothing more. Indeed. End of story.
Mila:Noooo! Theodore suddenly dissapeared! ;.;
Author:Too bad. Mwahaha. I will now go find my missing muse.
MSD:Urby! Thank god you found me. Which bathroom do I go into?
Author:Ummm...the one that says "Muse" on eet.
MSD:*skips away*
U/N:Omigosh! The only chapter I will ever write that was halfway good! Plot in chapter six, I promise. Or's I will burn my pathetic soul in the pits of Hellen. Also, Zeal is actually my SISTER's chara, noit mine. Mine's called Urby, just like I.
Disclaimer:I am a girl who writes about summat dat aint 'ers. Indeed. FFTA is Square Enix's. NOT MINE! So dun sue me. Sue them or summat. o.o I don't own Digimon or FFVII either! So ummm...yeah.
Lester:Ummm...gasp! This is...script form?
Author:Indeed. And I'm so lazy I'll call meself Author an' noit Urby.
Kilov:But dat's typing more letters. That makes no sense, kupo.
Author:Shush. Yer mom makes no sence. OOOHH!~ Ummm...no. I don't know. I feel like it.
Author's POTC crazy sister:Lalala...a pirate's life for me~
Everyone: O.o;;
Author's POTC crazy sister:Lalala...what?
Everyone:Naught, naught.
Author's POTC crazy sister:Okay, let's get on with the story then ^-^
Author:Yes...indeed...
Lester:Let's go into this obvoiusly dangerous cave!
Bensom:Ummm...uh...it looks dangerous.
Author:*GLOWERSTAREGLARE* I'M TRYING TO MAKE A PLOT HERE!
Bensom:*shiver* I said naught, said naught...
Conner:Hello!
Echo:Hello...
Kilov:Heee! Look, bubbles!
Kelly:Eeee! Must run .
Lester:Interesting. Pink and really big bubbles.
Kelly:Eeee! Big bubbles T_T
Bensom:*restrains Kilov from running about popping all the bubbles and getting lost*
Conner:*restrains Kelly from running away from the bubbles and getting lost*
Mysterious voice:I know you!
Clanners:Know who?
Mysterious voice:You. Kelly! I used to babysit you back in the day.
Kelly:You make me feel so young. ;.;
*The Mysterious voice reveals herself-as a Sniper/Summoner!*
Sniper/Summoner:*waves, causing big pink bubbles to float about*
Kilov/Kelly:MORE BUBBLES! EEEE!
*The Sniper/Summoner makes an elegant leg and introduces herself.* I'm Zeal, pleased to meet you.
Bensom:*waves?*
Zeal:What brings you here to my obvoiusly dangerous cave?
Clanners:*point to Lester*
Lester:*points to the Author*
Author:*points to her POTC crazy sister*
Author's POTC crazy sister:*points to a bottle of hot cocoa*
Bottle of hot cocoa:What?
Zeal:Whatever. Welcome! Feel free to look around. But DON'T HURT ANY MONSTERS! *aura of 'don't ye dare'*
Clanners:*shiver* We won't, won't!
Zeal:*smiles innocently* Good, good.
Kilov:Lalala~ooh, flowers.
Random rockbeast:That aint no ordinary flaowe', yo. That be a Telaq flaowe', brother.
Kilov:Are they yummy? Like kupo nuts, kupo?
Random rockbeast:Eat 'em all de time. Try it.
Kilov:*eats* Yum.
Random goblin:It's also the most effective laxitive in all of Ivalice.
Kilov:T_T Ummm...where's the nearest bathroom?
Random rockbeast/goblin:*point off to a bush summat far away* It'll have to do.
Kilov:*waddles off*
Kelly:Must...get...away...from...evil...bubbles...
Big pink bubble:*float float*
Kelly:EEEE! *runs away*
Big pink bubble #2:*float float*
Kelly:*hyperventilating*
Big pink bubble #3:*float float*
Kelly:NUUU! X.X
Big pink bubble #4-4348:*float float*
Kelly:*faints*
Bensom:Hmmm, lala...hmmm...I like Cloud from FF VII.
Author:HE'S MY BISHI! MINE!
Bensom:No, he's mine! =O
Author:MINE. =3
Bensom:You have Shiek!
Author:...*looks at MSD*
MSD:? What? O.o
Author:*thinks* Welllll...technically you're a girl, Shiek.
MSD/Bensom:??? O.O;
Author:Shiek is Zelda. Zelda is a girl. That must mean Sheik is a girl. . That mean Shiek can't be a bishi. I can have Cloud den.
MSD:*freaks* Uhhh...wait. I'm a girl? I've been going to the wrong bathroom for years! Gaah.
Bensom:Hmmmph. I have Yamato Ishida then.
Author:My Cloud...my precious...wait, YAMA-CHAN? EEEE! Must have! T_T
Cloud/Yamato:Run from the evil fangirl(s)!
Author/Bensom:*join a fangirl (and fanguy x.X) stampede and chase Cloud and Yamato*
Author's POTC crazy sister:Bishis? Hmmmph. Jonny Depp is the ultimate bishi. ~^_^~ (blush blush)
Fangirl(guy) stampede:*slow...turn...*
Cloud/Yamato:*run away*
Author's POTC crazy sister:Whoops. Oh dear.
Fangirl(guy) stampede:*Trample all over the Author's POTC crazy sister before looking for Cloud and Yamato again*
Clanners (excluding Bensom and Kilov, who is in a bathroom currently): O.O;;
Conner:I knew not our author is a crazy, evil fangirl.
Lester:*rubbing eyes* Gaah~that was painful to watch...
Author's POTC crazy sister:*teeth falling out*And painful to experiance.
Conner:*sits on a toadstool, reading his book*
Random dragon:Whaddat?
Conner:'Tis a book about monks. I'm studing to be one. Not a white monk, a monk monk.
Random dragon:Does it have recipies in it?
Conner:*flips around* No, there isn't.
Random dragon:Aww. I misplaced my cookbook, see. Thought you had it. *wanders off*
Kilov:Ahhh...that felt good. Now I need toilet paper x.X Kupopo...
The dragon's cookbook:*holy choir of angels*
Kilov:Ah! Paper! ^_^ Thought I was a goner. *tears a sheet*
The dragon's cookbook:*tearripshread*
Kilov:Kupo. Lalala~
Lester:*hums random FFTA music*
Zeal:Say Zeal with zeal! ^_-
Lester:How 'bout not.
???:*rustle rustle*
Lester:Gasp! O.O;
REALLY BIG ROCKBEAST:*nuzzles Zeal*
Zeal:Chuchu! I thought I lost you!
Lester:Chu...chu...? o.o;
Chuchu:Chu!
Zeal:Chuchu!
Chuchu:Chuuuu...chuchuchu. Chu.
Lester:Aaaahh! attack of the almost-pikachuness! X.X
Zeal:He says you should go and get your friends. I don't know why.
Lester:I'll go and do that.
Clanners:We're here, Chuchu! What is it?
Chuchu:Chuuuuuuuuuu~ chucho.
Zeal:Says he:get ready for a fight.
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:I make that one spider from LOTR look like a house spider. I'm hungry.
Clanners:Gasp! O.O
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:Roar?
Kilov:Fire!
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:That tickles. =3
Lester:*shoots a bunch of arrows*
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:*boink boink boink* Ohh, look, toothpicks!
Conner:*does some monk-y stuff* Ummm...ummm...*throws a bunch of books at the antlion*
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:...
Kelly:*fences* Parry, repose! Blahblahblah!
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:*bends her raiper in teeny tiny pieces*
Kelly: ;.;
Bensom:*summons the Fangirl(guy) stampede* That big spider thingy has our Bishi's! GET HIM!
Fangirl(guy) stampede:*trampletraplestomp*
BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:O.o ummm...*flicks them all away*
Bensom:What do we do, whaddawedoooooo?
*Suddenly, the antlion dies!*
The nameless assassin:Hello!
Clanners:Yay!
TNA:O.o
Kilov:You know, kupo, when you say "TNA" like "Tna" really fast, it sounds like Tina!
TNA:Tina...Tina...I like Mila better. I hearby call meself Mila!
Author:Poofles!
Mila:Yay! I have a name! ^_^
Everyone:*claps*
Theodore:*hugs Mila* My love!
Mila:I thought you were in prison!
Theodore:I've been excused for this Omake. Then I go back.
Mila:Okay...*sniffle*
Theodore:Don't be sad, love! I'm here and that's what counts.
Mila:*whisks Theodore and herself off to somewhere where they can talk alone*
Lester:1, 2, 3...
Everyone:Awwww!
Author:The End!
Everyone:WHAT? BUT...BUT...WHAT ABOUT...
Author:Nothing more. Indeed. End of story.
Mila:Noooo! Theodore suddenly dissapeared! ;.;
Author:Too bad. Mwahaha. I will now go find my missing muse.
MSD:Urby! Thank god you found me. Which bathroom do I go into?
Author:Ummm...the one that says "Muse" on eet.
MSD:*skips away*
U/N:Omigosh! The only chapter I will ever write that was halfway good! Plot in chapter six, I promise. Or's I will burn my pathetic soul in the pits of Hellen. Also, Zeal is actually my SISTER's chara, noit mine. Mine's called Urby, just like I.
