More random ramdomity~. I'm blue dabadedabedi, dabedi oh whatever. I can't speel fer beans. I can't do anynaught for beans. I do them for money. Indeed. I will go down with this ship~and I will put my hands up and say Oh Yeah! Put 'cho hands in dah air! 'N wave em like ye just dun care! (coz ye don't) Ummm...anyway...

Disclaimer:I am a girl who writes about summat dat aint 'ers. Indeed. FFTA is Square Enix's. NOT MINE! So dun sue me. Sue them or summat. o.o I don't own Digimon or FFVII either! So ummm...yeah.

Lester:Ummm...gasp! This is...script form?

Author:Indeed. And I'm so lazy I'll call meself Author an' noit Urby.

Kilov:But dat's typing more letters. That makes no sense, kupo.

Author:Shush. Yer mom makes no sence. OOOHH!~ Ummm...no. I don't know. I feel like it.

Author's POTC crazy sister:Lalala...a pirate's life for me~

Everyone: O.o;;

Author's POTC crazy sister:Lalala...what?

Everyone:Naught, naught.

Author's POTC crazy sister:Okay, let's get on with the story then ^-^

Author:Yes...indeed...

Lester:Let's go into this obvoiusly dangerous cave!

Bensom:Ummm...uh...it looks dangerous.

Author:*GLOWERSTAREGLARE* I'M TRYING TO MAKE A PLOT HERE!

Bensom:*shiver* I said naught, said naught...

Conner:Hello!

Echo:Hello...

Kilov:Heee! Look, bubbles!

Kelly:Eeee! Must run .

Lester:Interesting. Pink and really big bubbles.

Kelly:Eeee! Big bubbles T_T

Bensom:*restrains Kilov from running about popping all the bubbles and getting lost*

Conner:*restrains Kelly from running away from the bubbles and getting lost*

Mysterious voice:I know you!

Clanners:Know who?

Mysterious voice:You. Kelly! I used to babysit you back in the day.

Kelly:You make me feel so young. ;.;

*The Mysterious voice reveals herself-as a Sniper/Summoner!*

Sniper/Summoner:*waves, causing big pink bubbles to float about*

Kilov/Kelly:MORE BUBBLES! EEEE!

*The Sniper/Summoner makes an elegant leg and introduces herself.* I'm Zeal, pleased to meet you.

Bensom:*waves?*

Zeal:What brings you here to my obvoiusly dangerous cave?

Clanners:*point to Lester*

Lester:*points to the Author*

Author:*points to her POTC crazy sister*

Author's POTC crazy sister:*points to a bottle of hot cocoa*

Bottle of hot cocoa:What?

Zeal:Whatever. Welcome! Feel free to look around. But DON'T HURT ANY MONSTERS! *aura of 'don't ye dare'*

Clanners:*shiver* We won't, won't!

Zeal:*smiles innocently* Good, good.

Kilov:Lalala~ooh, flowers.

Random rockbeast:That aint no ordinary flaowe', yo. That be a Telaq flaowe', brother.

Kilov:Are they yummy? Like kupo nuts, kupo?

Random rockbeast:Eat 'em all de time. Try it.

Kilov:*eats* Yum.

Random goblin:It's also the most effective laxitive in all of Ivalice.

Kilov:T_T Ummm...where's the nearest bathroom?

Random rockbeast/goblin:*point off to a bush summat far away* It'll have to do.

Kilov:*waddles off*

Kelly:Must...get...away...from...evil...bubbles...

Big pink bubble:*float float*

Kelly:EEEE! *runs away*

Big pink bubble #2:*float float*

Kelly:*hyperventilating*

Big pink bubble #3:*float float*

Kelly:NUUU! X.X

Big pink bubble #4-4348:*float float*

Kelly:*faints*

Bensom:Hmmm, lala...hmmm...I like Cloud from FF VII.

Author:HE'S MY BISHI! MINE!

Bensom:No, he's mine! =O

Author:MINE. =3

Bensom:You have Shiek!

Author:...*looks at MSD*

MSD:? What? O.o

Author:*thinks* Welllll...technically you're a girl, Shiek.

MSD/Bensom:??? O.O;

Author:Shiek is Zelda. Zelda is a girl. That must mean Sheik is a girl. . That mean Shiek can't be a bishi. I can have Cloud den.

MSD:*freaks* Uhhh...wait. I'm a girl? I've been going to the wrong bathroom for years! Gaah.

Bensom:Hmmmph. I have Yamato Ishida then.

Author:My Cloud...my precious...wait, YAMA-CHAN? EEEE! Must have! T_T

Cloud/Yamato:Run from the evil fangirl(s)!

Author/Bensom:*join a fangirl (and fanguy x.X) stampede and chase Cloud and Yamato*

Author's POTC crazy sister:Bishis? Hmmmph. Jonny Depp is the ultimate bishi. ~^_^~ (blush blush)

Fangirl(guy) stampede:*slow...turn...*

Cloud/Yamato:*run away*

Author's POTC crazy sister:Whoops. Oh dear.

Fangirl(guy) stampede:*Trample all over the Author's POTC crazy sister before looking for Cloud and Yamato again*

Clanners (excluding Bensom and Kilov, who is in a bathroom currently): O.O;;

Conner:I knew not our author is a crazy, evil fangirl.

Lester:*rubbing eyes* Gaah~that was painful to watch...

Author's POTC crazy sister:*teeth falling out*And painful to experiance.

Conner:*sits on a toadstool, reading his book*

Random dragon:Whaddat?

Conner:'Tis a book about monks. I'm studing to be one. Not a white monk, a monk monk.

Random dragon:Does it have recipies in it?

Conner:*flips around* No, there isn't.

Random dragon:Aww. I misplaced my cookbook, see. Thought you had it. *wanders off*

Kilov:Ahhh...that felt good. Now I need toilet paper x.X Kupopo...

The dragon's cookbook:*holy choir of angels*

Kilov:Ah! Paper! ^_^ Thought I was a goner. *tears a sheet*

The dragon's cookbook:*tearripshread*

Kilov:Kupo. Lalala~

Lester:*hums random FFTA music*

Zeal:Say Zeal with zeal! ^_-

Lester:How 'bout not.

???:*rustle rustle*

Lester:Gasp! O.O;

REALLY BIG ROCKBEAST:*nuzzles Zeal*

Zeal:Chuchu! I thought I lost you!

Lester:Chu...chu...? o.o;

Chuchu:Chu!

Zeal:Chuchu!

Chuchu:Chuuuu...chuchuchu. Chu.

Lester:Aaaahh! attack of the almost-pikachuness! X.X

Zeal:He says you should go and get your friends. I don't know why.

Lester:I'll go and do that.

Clanners:We're here, Chuchu! What is it?

Chuchu:Chuuuuuuuuuu~ chucho.

Zeal:Says he:get ready for a fight.

BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:I make that one spider from LOTR look like a house spider. I'm hungry.

Clanners:Gasp! O.O

BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:Roar?

Kilov:Fire!

BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:That tickles. =3

Lester:*shoots a bunch of arrows*

BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:*boink boink boink* Ohh, look, toothpicks!

Conner:*does some monk-y stuff* Ummm...ummm...*throws a bunch of books at the antlion*

BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:...

Kelly:*fences* Parry, repose! Blahblahblah!

BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:*bends her raiper in teeny tiny pieces*

Kelly: ;.;

Bensom:*summons the Fangirl(guy) stampede* That big spider thingy has our Bishi's! GET HIM!

Fangirl(guy) stampede:*trampletraplestomp*

BIGGER THAN CHUCHU ANTLION:O.o ummm...*flicks them all away*

Bensom:What do we do, whaddawedoooooo?

*Suddenly, the antlion dies!*

The nameless assassin:Hello!

Clanners:Yay!

TNA:O.o

Kilov:You know, kupo, when you say "TNA" like "Tna" really fast, it sounds like Tina!

TNA:Tina...Tina...I like Mila better. I hearby call meself Mila!

Author:Poofles!

Mila:Yay! I have a name! ^_^

Everyone:*claps*

Theodore:*hugs Mila* My love!

Mila:I thought you were in prison!

Theodore:I've been excused for this Omake. Then I go back.

Mila:Okay...*sniffle*

Theodore:Don't be sad, love! I'm here and that's what counts.

Mila:*whisks Theodore and herself off to somewhere where they can talk alone*

Lester:1, 2, 3...

Everyone:Awwww!

Author:The End!

Everyone:WHAT? BUT...BUT...WHAT ABOUT...

Author:Nothing more. Indeed. End of story.

Mila:Noooo! Theodore suddenly dissapeared! ;.;

Author:Too bad. Mwahaha. I will now go find my missing muse.

MSD:Urby! Thank god you found me. Which bathroom do I go into?

Author:Ummm...the one that says "Muse" on eet.

MSD:*skips away*

U/N:Omigosh! The only chapter I will ever write that was halfway good! Plot in chapter six, I promise. Or's I will burn my pathetic soul in the pits of Hellen. Also, Zeal is actually my SISTER's chara, noit mine. Mine's called Urby, just like I.