Random (: I own only Jil and Scarlett, and the song is Liz Phair's. Jhonen V owns the rest
~ IN AN ALLEY, NIGHT ~
"Hello, Dib."
"Hey. Any scoop on Zim for me tonight?"
"No, but something more important. We both hate this planet very much, and we want to be together, so I thought you and I can hitchhike the galaxy together on my hover-board. We can gather food in Foodcourtia, sleep on a different deserted planet every night, and even settle in a new home! We can leave tonight, we'll just gather our things, and leave this dump forever!"
"What!? Leave?? That sound wonderful, but I've got a mission here! Save Earth from the terror that is ZIM!! It's been my duty forever, and I won't give up on it."
"Dib, the whole Empire of his species is much more terrifying than that defective idiot. You can come with me, stop the Irkens from taking over the entire Universe, and soar through the stars and pass by the flaming asteroids in space forever! Live and die in peace together, forever! And besides, Zim's mission is an entire fake. The Irkens don't even care about your planet."
"What?...How did you---
"Stop right there. Please" I sighed, this was the moment, I had to tell him, even though he might already know. "I knew you have to find out someday, and that day is when you like me and has so much respect and trust from me that it wouldn't effect you too seriously. Please Dib, understand that I hate those Irkens to the deep pits of my soul...."
I switched on the off switch, and Dib gasped to see the old and original me, the tall, mutated Irken beast whose always rotting away...
"Please Dib, come with me and we'll live the rest of our live together---"
"You're an Irken! I knew it all the time, and I was stupid enough to fall in love with another of your species!!!! AUGGHHHH!!!!!!!! You're assassin because you were with the Irken army, didn't you?? And you came to Earth so that you could kill me for Zim!!"
"That's true, but I didn't mean to---"
"It was all a trick!!! Ever since I met Tak, I was never to be able to trust anyone ever again, because they were always on the enemy's side!!!! Leave this planet without me!! I can save it myself!! I don't want to ever see you, or another female Irken ever again!!!"
"But Dib, I hated them ever since I was born!!! I could permanently change myself as a human now and you won't have to see me like that ever again, and I had no choice, Dib, I had no choice!! And I never attempted to lay a single blade onto you!! You're the only organism I've ever met that I did not threat to death!! Please, understand me!!!"
"Just go on without me!!!" He stomps away, not even looking back, into the darkness of the street lights.
"And thanks for all the info., Jil!! I'll sure need it to ruin your life!!!!"
And that was that. He left me all alone in that alley to cry, and kill a booze hound while I cried, hoping he'll get all my pain, but it just doesn't work that way with love. I got out my hover board from my pack and turned my disguise back on, I flet more comfortable being human than anything else.
********
I sat. I sighed. I flew into space. I cried along the way. He just didn't get it, and I don't blame him. After all, he's only human, and he took this whole hatred for Irkens a little too seriously. I sigh. I sob. I scream for my loneliness and in heart-breaking pain. I sobbed even more and sat looking back at the Earth as the board flew itself, far, far away from here.....And played one last song, on my electric guitar, it was heard throughout the empty masses of space and time. Even now if you listen carefully, in the part of Milkyway I floated upon, you can still hear me sing it again and again.
Get a load of me,
Get a load of you,
Walking down the street
And I hardly know you (hardly know you)
It's just like we were meant to be
Holding hands with you,
When we're out at night,
Got a girlfriend
You say it isn't right (isn't right)
And I've got someone waiting too.
The problem is, it's just the beginning,
We're already wet and gonna go swimming
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you,
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you,
It's inevitable...it's a fact we're gonna get down to it
So tell me...
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you
Isn't this the best part of breaking up
Finding someone else you get enough of
Someone wants to be with you too
It's an itch we know we gonna scratch
Gonna take a while for this egg to hatch
But wouldn't it be beautiful?
Here we go, we are at the beginning,
we haven't fucked yet, but my head's spinning
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you,
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you
It's inevitable...it's a fact we're gonna get down to it
So tell me...
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you
I'd love for to make me wonder
Where it's going
I'd love for you to me pull me under
Something's growing
For this we can control
Baby I'm dying.....!
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you
Whenever I think about you.
Whenever I think about you,
Whenever I think about you.....
Whenever I think about you!
A new destiny was out there for me to perform, another new me to be, but where, when, and who? Only fate and hope for a new lover out there, can guide me through.....
~ IN AN ALLEY, NIGHT ~
"Hello, Dib."
"Hey. Any scoop on Zim for me tonight?"
"No, but something more important. We both hate this planet very much, and we want to be together, so I thought you and I can hitchhike the galaxy together on my hover-board. We can gather food in Foodcourtia, sleep on a different deserted planet every night, and even settle in a new home! We can leave tonight, we'll just gather our things, and leave this dump forever!"
"What!? Leave?? That sound wonderful, but I've got a mission here! Save Earth from the terror that is ZIM!! It's been my duty forever, and I won't give up on it."
"Dib, the whole Empire of his species is much more terrifying than that defective idiot. You can come with me, stop the Irkens from taking over the entire Universe, and soar through the stars and pass by the flaming asteroids in space forever! Live and die in peace together, forever! And besides, Zim's mission is an entire fake. The Irkens don't even care about your planet."
"What?...How did you---
"Stop right there. Please" I sighed, this was the moment, I had to tell him, even though he might already know. "I knew you have to find out someday, and that day is when you like me and has so much respect and trust from me that it wouldn't effect you too seriously. Please Dib, understand that I hate those Irkens to the deep pits of my soul...."
I switched on the off switch, and Dib gasped to see the old and original me, the tall, mutated Irken beast whose always rotting away...
"Please Dib, come with me and we'll live the rest of our live together---"
"You're an Irken! I knew it all the time, and I was stupid enough to fall in love with another of your species!!!! AUGGHHHH!!!!!!!! You're assassin because you were with the Irken army, didn't you?? And you came to Earth so that you could kill me for Zim!!"
"That's true, but I didn't mean to---"
"It was all a trick!!! Ever since I met Tak, I was never to be able to trust anyone ever again, because they were always on the enemy's side!!!! Leave this planet without me!! I can save it myself!! I don't want to ever see you, or another female Irken ever again!!!"
"But Dib, I hated them ever since I was born!!! I could permanently change myself as a human now and you won't have to see me like that ever again, and I had no choice, Dib, I had no choice!! And I never attempted to lay a single blade onto you!! You're the only organism I've ever met that I did not threat to death!! Please, understand me!!!"
"Just go on without me!!!" He stomps away, not even looking back, into the darkness of the street lights.
"And thanks for all the info., Jil!! I'll sure need it to ruin your life!!!!"
And that was that. He left me all alone in that alley to cry, and kill a booze hound while I cried, hoping he'll get all my pain, but it just doesn't work that way with love. I got out my hover board from my pack and turned my disguise back on, I flet more comfortable being human than anything else.
********
I sat. I sighed. I flew into space. I cried along the way. He just didn't get it, and I don't blame him. After all, he's only human, and he took this whole hatred for Irkens a little too seriously. I sigh. I sob. I scream for my loneliness and in heart-breaking pain. I sobbed even more and sat looking back at the Earth as the board flew itself, far, far away from here.....And played one last song, on my electric guitar, it was heard throughout the empty masses of space and time. Even now if you listen carefully, in the part of Milkyway I floated upon, you can still hear me sing it again and again.
Get a load of me,
Get a load of you,
Walking down the street
And I hardly know you (hardly know you)
It's just like we were meant to be
Holding hands with you,
When we're out at night,
Got a girlfriend
You say it isn't right (isn't right)
And I've got someone waiting too.
The problem is, it's just the beginning,
We're already wet and gonna go swimming
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you,
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you,
It's inevitable...it's a fact we're gonna get down to it
So tell me...
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you
Isn't this the best part of breaking up
Finding someone else you get enough of
Someone wants to be with you too
It's an itch we know we gonna scratch
Gonna take a while for this egg to hatch
But wouldn't it be beautiful?
Here we go, we are at the beginning,
we haven't fucked yet, but my head's spinning
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you,
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you
It's inevitable...it's a fact we're gonna get down to it
So tell me...
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you
I'd love for to make me wonder
Where it's going
I'd love for you to me pull me under
Something's growing
For this we can control
Baby I'm dying.....!
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you
Whenever I think about you.
Whenever I think about you,
Whenever I think about you.....
Whenever I think about you!
A new destiny was out there for me to perform, another new me to be, but where, when, and who? Only fate and hope for a new lover out there, can guide me through.....
