A/N: *Cries hysterically* I am SO BORED!!!!!!!!!! I have nothing better to do than sit around typing stories, this is SO SAD!!!!!!!!!! *Cries harder* I HATE vacation, I want to go back to school!!!!!!!!!! *Wipes eye* OK... I think I'm done now. Anyway, on to the next chapter. Oh, and these few chappies came up right after another cuz e stupid internet won't work, damn it!

Disclaimer: I own a clarinet. Woo, go me! =D

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"I I I love little girls they make me feel so good!" I sang loudly. I could hear my voice echoing through the hospital corridors as I packed my stuff into a bag. "They don't care about my inclinations! They're not frightened by my revelations! They don't ask me questions, they don't want to scold me, they don't look for answers, they just want to hold me!"

Just then my dad walked in the door, laughing at my singing.

"Isn't this fun?" I sang louder. "Isn't this what life's all about? Isn't this a dream come true? Isn't it a nightmare too! Oh oh oh, I I I love little girls, they-"

"Make me feel so good!" My Dad cut in.

"I love! Little girls, they,"

"Make me feel so bad!"

I began laughing hysterically, unable to finish the song, as Doctor Burton walked by, looking at me strangely.

"So, you love little girls?" He smiled at me.

"No, of course not! I hate children!" I said, closing my bag.

"I do!" My dad yelled, raising his hand in the air.

"Child molester!" I yelled, jumping on him and hugging him.

"Well, you are much better, aren't you, Bo?" Said Doctor Burton.

"That's what the hospital's for, Doc!" I said matter-of-factly.

"Doc." Said Doctor Burton, "Hm, I could be something out of Back to the Future then, eh?"

"Well, you're just as funny as Doc Brown!" I said. It was true, too. Doctor Burton truly was an awesome guy. Especially for a doctor. "But you're Doc Burton!"

He smiled and looked at me, before erupting into laughter with my father. Gosh, this guy was insane. He was great, though.

"Well," He said, moving over so that my father and I could exit the room. "Now I really know you're ready to go home. And you're going to be much happier, too."

"You're the Doc, Doc!" I laughed, reminding myself to watch Back to the Future as soon as I got home. We walked outside of the hospital and out to my dad's car. Doctor Burton said farewell to us there, and I waved goodbye as Dad pulled out of the parking space and onto the main roads. I couldn't wait to get back to my room.

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A/N: Yeah yeah yeah, now that I'm done with the next chapter I'll just have to write the NEXT one because my damn internet won't work. So you can't yell at me for not getting these up sooner, because it was not me fault. Soooo, yeah, I'm off.

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A/N: You know what's kind of cool? I wrote this ending author's note BEFORE I wrote the story! Pretty weird, huh? Anyhow, over and out, land lovers!

Pip's insane quote of the day: This is inspired by the fact that many people like to use some random body part of mine as a percussive instrument, i.e. they like to pound on my shoulder or beat on my stomach.

"Wow, I'm a good drum. People like to bang me."

^^ Hehe, it's funny. I say it aaaall the time. I wonder if it scares me boyfriend.... Nah, he knows I'm absolutely, utterly insane!!!! Isn't it GREAT, though!?!?!?!?