Wow, look at that. I really am alive. Don't know for how long, though.

Isaac: ::in orchid marker:: She's just trying to take a break from her own story, it's driving her insane.

Yup, go figure. I work on it every day until I'm told that I HAVE to work on it, and then it's no longer fun. Ah well, this here is obviously a parody, but it wasn't really from the parody bug. This is just me being dumb. Special thinks to Dragon Empress for making me write this.

Isaac: ::in banana smelling yellow and blue marker:: Akiko doesn't own anything. Deal with it.

Sleeping Something

By: Akiko Date

Chapter 1

Once upon a time in a land far, far away that actually never existed and all of this is pointless and boring, blah blah blah, there was this kingdom. And not just any kingdom, oh no! This was the Kindgom of Special Sparkly Rainbow Happiness. It was also a kingdom of evil. At least, it used to be. It's current ruler was trying to change that image, hence the name. Which wasn't actually doing that much, despite the glittery, rainbow style sign over the entrance. Maybe it was the dark forboding towers, the evil-looking gargoyles, the moat full of firey lava with a real salamander living in its depths, and the screams from the dungeons. Whatever.



Moving on, the current ruler was just realizing that his wife was barren and was about to have her beheaded when she turned out to be perfectly healthy and bore him a beautiful baby boy. An evil baby boy. They named him Saturos.



For his christening, they decided to invite three good fairies. Because that's what good kingdoms did when their babies were born. So in they came, one in red, one in green, and one in blue. Some people suspect that the blue fairy actually was evil, but it was never proven and everything turned out all right anyway. The red and green fairies looked pretty nervous to be at the christening of an evil baby in an evil kingdom attempting to go good, but the blue fairy just took it all in stride. Hence people thought he was evil.



"Um…okay," the green fairy, a young-looking brown haired man, cleared his throat, holding up his wand. "I give you the power of a sound mind, so you may govern your people fairly."



"Fairly according to WHO, Felix?" the red fairy, a shorter girl with cinnamon hair glared at him. He shrugged and grinned weakly. "Whatever. I give you the power of strength, so you may vanquish all of your enemies with a single blow and lots of fire! FIRE!"



"Calm down, Jenna," the blue fairy told her.



"Aww…Alex, you're no fun," Jenna pouted, but kept herself from burning him like she normally did. This was an important ceremony, after all.



He sighed and rolled his eyes, lifting up his own wand. He was opening his mouth to announce whatever gift he intended for Saturos, when there was a burst of sickly-looking blue light. Yes, blue can look sickly. Don't ask me how. Back to the story, there was a young, blue haired girl dressed in white robes with evil black bat wings sprouting from her back and a pair of horns showing through her blue hair.



"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she lifted one hand to her mouth and closed her eyes so she was in the proper maniacal, evil laugh pose. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"



"We get the point," the three fairies said in a bored tone. "Oh, right," the newly arrived obviously really evil fairy cleared her throat and brushed her hair a bit with her fingers.



"It's Mia! The evil fairy of Doom!" the king, who is and will forever be nameless, yelled.



"There's an evil fairy of doom?" the king from the next kingdom over (Happy Muffin Land, also an evil kingdom trying to change its image, mostly to gain tourists) who's daughter was betrothed to Saturos asked.



"Doom, it's capitalized," the first king explained.



"Oh, that makes sense," the ruler of Happy Muffin Land nodded, stroking his beard in a very wisdom-ish looking way.



"Hell-o! Can we focus on me?!" Mia brushed more of her hair behind her shoulder. "Come my pet!"



And from a portal of the same sickly blue light came a ragged-looking blonde boy with a large chain attached to a collar around his neck. He looked around and without warning started running towards the thrones.



"Help me! HELP ME!" he screamed. Mia jerked his chain and he flew backwards into her evil clutches. "NOOOO!"



"Don't be silly, Isaac!" she cooed. "I've brought you to play!"



"LET ME GO!" he screamed, struggling. "LET ME GO! I BEG YOU!"



She smacked him silly and then turned back to the king. "Why wasn't I invited, huh? I mean, for years you have a job going to evil kingdoms to help along evil babies in their future roles of ruling in fear and terror, and then suddenly your resident evil kingdom has changed it's name and is inviting stupid good fairies!" She turned to glare at the stupid good faeries and screamed. "ALEX! YOU LITTLE BACKSTABBER! I can't believe you turned good on me!"



Oh yeah, that's the other reason people suspected that the blue fairy was evil.



"Evil's out of style. You want work, you have to go good," Alex folded his arms.



"Whatever," Mia shrugged her shoulders. "Anywho, like, I'm going to give baby Saturos a gift anyway before I head to the dessert line. Upon the kid's sixteenth birthday he shall prick his finger on a spindle needle thingy and die. Oooh! Chocolate cake!"



And she was off, dragging her pet behind her. Her pet seemed to have gotten over being slapped around and began screaming again.



"Well, that was different," Felix blinked.



"Oh no! Not my evil baby boy!" the queen sobbed, very fakely. Like all evil queens, she secretly wanted there to be someway not involving her that her evil baby boy would die so she could rule the kingdom.



"Isn't there something you can do?" the king asked, wanting anything but his wife ruling the kingdom.



"Well, Alex hasn't given his gift!" Jenna pointed out brightly.



"So much for making him good looking," Alex muttered. Jenna temporarily forgot time and place and burned him to a crisp. "Ow. All right, the prince won't die, but will be put into a deep sleep until the first kiss of true love that just happens to be given by his betrothed awakens him and…whatever."



And it was good.



Except for one problem, they had no idea what to do. After all, the king could just burn all of the spinning wheels in the kingdom, but that would put several people out of jobs and that just puts a blot right on the name of a once evil kingdom attempting to turn good. Let's just never mention again that he was severely tempted.



"We could attack Mia outright, end of our problems," Jenna grinned.



"You're nuts, Jen, Mia has enough minions to overtake this entire castle, let alone three little fairies," Alex pointed out. "And being evil gives you a lot more power. We're kind of on the weak end of the chain."



"Like Isaac?" Felix pointed out. The fairies chuckled sadistically for a bit over this.



"Moving on, what should we do?" Jenna asked.



"Hm…I have an idea…" Felix looked thoughtful. "What if we do this…"

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Hope you enjoyed that, more coming soon.

Isaac: ::in rose-scented pink:: Review! ...Ugh, I'm never using this marker again...