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Sleeping Something
Chapter 3
While his two uncles and one aunt were preparing the surprise party for him, Saturos was wandering through the woods. And he really was wandering. He was, in fact, lost. Extremely lost. When all of the stupid trees look the same and the undergrowth obscures most of the landmarks that could be used, anyone would get lost.
Saturos, however, was one of the few people that became incredibly annoyed whenever he got himself lost. In a fine form that would have made Jenna extremely jealous, he began burning all of the stupid undergrowth surrounding him. A few minutes later it got out of hand, and the flames began spreading to parts that he didn't particularly want to set on fire. Like...the entire forest.
Maybe Pyroclasm wasn't the best spell to use to clear out vegitation.
Well, whatever.
He was mostly fireproof, anyone who lived with Jenna for an extended period of time ussually ended up that way, but he wasn't THAT fireproof. So he ran for the nearest stream. At least, he hoped that there was a stream in that direction. He was nearly to what he figured must be a stream when the fire went out. Completely. Sure, the forest was now only so much smoke and ash, but at least he wouldn't burn to death.
Moron, a delicate female voice rasped. He looked up to see a girl about his age with pink skin and long blonde hair sitting on a black horse with glowing red eyes. She was wearing simple leather armor and a skirt split for riding. Her shield was emblazoned with a muffin. The muffin kind of sucked, but he could tell by the rest of her outfit, her horse, and the fact that she was the same race as him that she was evil.
It was love at first evil sight.
So I lost my temper, so sue me, he muttered. She flipped her blonde hair contempuously over her shoulder. Nice trick, putting it all out like that.
Of course, she said haughtily. What are you doing out here, anyway
My aunt sent me to go hunting, he realized he had lost his bow to the fire. And didn't really care. What about you
Aw...you live with your auntie she sneered.
And my uncles, he admitted. Uncle Alex is cool. He's evil. And Aunt Jenna is a pyromaniac. Uncle Felix would suck if he didn't steal movies through the internet...
What movies her tone became interested.
Lord of the Rings.
Oooh.
They sat in appreciative silence for a moment.
Well, I'd best be going, she nodded at him. Goodbye, random peasant boy.
Um...see ya unfortunately living with his uncles and aunt had left Saturos rather clueless as to the ways of love.
And little does he know, he just fell in love with Princess Menardi of Happy Muffin Land.
That poor, poor soul.
Well, he'll be pretty happy when he finds out he's engaged, right
*
Next chapter coming eventually. Probably the next time DE bugs me to update it. Whatever.
Sleeping Something
Chapter 3
While his two uncles and one aunt were preparing the surprise party for him, Saturos was wandering through the woods. And he really was wandering. He was, in fact, lost. Extremely lost. When all of the stupid trees look the same and the undergrowth obscures most of the landmarks that could be used, anyone would get lost.
Saturos, however, was one of the few people that became incredibly annoyed whenever he got himself lost. In a fine form that would have made Jenna extremely jealous, he began burning all of the stupid undergrowth surrounding him. A few minutes later it got out of hand, and the flames began spreading to parts that he didn't particularly want to set on fire. Like...the entire forest.
Maybe Pyroclasm wasn't the best spell to use to clear out vegitation.
Well, whatever.
He was mostly fireproof, anyone who lived with Jenna for an extended period of time ussually ended up that way, but he wasn't THAT fireproof. So he ran for the nearest stream. At least, he hoped that there was a stream in that direction. He was nearly to what he figured must be a stream when the fire went out. Completely. Sure, the forest was now only so much smoke and ash, but at least he wouldn't burn to death.
Moron, a delicate female voice rasped. He looked up to see a girl about his age with pink skin and long blonde hair sitting on a black horse with glowing red eyes. She was wearing simple leather armor and a skirt split for riding. Her shield was emblazoned with a muffin. The muffin kind of sucked, but he could tell by the rest of her outfit, her horse, and the fact that she was the same race as him that she was evil.
It was love at first evil sight.
So I lost my temper, so sue me, he muttered. She flipped her blonde hair contempuously over her shoulder. Nice trick, putting it all out like that.
Of course, she said haughtily. What are you doing out here, anyway
My aunt sent me to go hunting, he realized he had lost his bow to the fire. And didn't really care. What about you
Aw...you live with your auntie she sneered.
And my uncles, he admitted. Uncle Alex is cool. He's evil. And Aunt Jenna is a pyromaniac. Uncle Felix would suck if he didn't steal movies through the internet...
What movies her tone became interested.
Lord of the Rings.
Oooh.
They sat in appreciative silence for a moment.
Well, I'd best be going, she nodded at him. Goodbye, random peasant boy.
Um...see ya unfortunately living with his uncles and aunt had left Saturos rather clueless as to the ways of love.
And little does he know, he just fell in love with Princess Menardi of Happy Muffin Land.
That poor, poor soul.
Well, he'll be pretty happy when he finds out he's engaged, right
*
Next chapter coming eventually. Probably the next time DE bugs me to update it. Whatever.
