Naruto – Viva La Bam Style

A/N: [Brackets] will indicate time from now on... Also, I thought I would let those of you who aren't familiar with Viva La Bam know what it's all about. So if your curious, yes, Viva La Bam is a real show. It's about this guy, Bam Margera- and he's totally weird. Basically the entire show is him trying to piss off his parents. In one of the episodes he rips out the front door and porch and installs a drawbridge so he could turn their house into a castle. They weren't too happy about that. Anyway, in episode 8, he and the Bloodhound Gang go on a scavenger hunt. So I'm using the same list they used. If you're interested in the show, it's part of MTV's Sunday Stew.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Naruto. Just borrowing them for my story. I don't own Viva La Bam either...

Part Two. Lipstick and Panties and Ramen, Oh My! By bleedformeee.

[8:11 pm.]

"So what's next?" Sakura asked, clutching the camera tightly to her chest. 'No way am I going to get stuck doing something weird or painful,' she thought to herself. 'I will definitely stick to being the photographer for tonight's festivities.'

"Look's like our next stop is Ichiraku Ramen. Let's go," Sasuke said, heading in the direction of the ramen shop.

-x-

"Well, what should we do first?" Shikamaru asked.

Ino scanned the list, searching for the task that would score the most points. Upon finding that task an evil grin overtook her face and she smiled up at Shikamaru.

"Uh, whatever you're thinking, the answer is no." He protested.

"Awww, but Shikamaru, it's 40 points! Just sit still," Ino commanded.

Shikamaru wondered what horrible things fate had in store for him. He closed his eyes and waited for whatever was coming his way. Then it hit him... Only not really, because what he felt on his lips was not painful. He opened his eyes to discover Ino happily painting his lips with a tube of bright red lipstick. "Lipstick? This sucks."

"SHH! Don't talk! You made me smear it." Ino snapped.

"This is so troublesome," Shikamaru sighed, although he was secretly relieved that what Ino had in mind had been embarrassment and not pain. Ino rubbed foundation into his cheeks and then added some pinkish blush. She curled his eyelashes and added mascara. She finished with red eye shadow. Finally, she took a step back to admire her work.

"Number 27, Full-face make-up, 40 points," Ino said, smiling. "We are so going to win this contest.

Chouji took his hand out of his bag of potato chips long enough to snap a picture of Ino's fine work. "You look pretty, Shikamaru." Chouji teased. Ino held up a small mirror for him to see.

"Hmm, not bad. Can we wash it off now?" Shikamaru asked, lowering the mirror. He stared into pretty blue eyes. She was leaning over him, staring right back. "Uh, Ino?" He asked, slightly uncomfortable with her closeness.

"Chouji's right. You do look pretty," Ino breathed. She leaned closer still and captured his lips with her own. His eyes widened in shock as she ran her tongue along his bottom lip, waiting for an invitation. He opened his mouth slightly and she took advantage of the opportunity, shoving her tongue into his mouth. He closed his eyes, and thought about how he might possibly be the luckiest guy in the world at that very moment. However, the kiss ended as quickly as it had begun, and Ino pulled her self away as soon as she saw the light from the camera's flash.

Shikamaru's eyes snapped open. "Wha-What was that about?" He asked, secretly wishing that the kiss hadn't ended.

Ino noticed Shikamaru's face redden through his make-up and felt a blush coming on her self. "Number 3, French kiss a girl, 10 points," she replied, turning away from him so he wouldn't see her flushed face.

"Oh," He replied, disappointed.

-x-

Kiba's eyes scrunched up as he examined the list. "Hey, Hinata-chan, give me your panties," Kiba ordered.

"Ex-Excuse me, Kiba-kun? Are y-you serious?"

"Yeah, it's either your bra or your panties, and panties are worth more points."

"B-But I don't want to..." She lowered her eyes to the ground and stepped behind Shino to hide herself.

Kiba noted her reluctance and embarrassment, and he felt slightly ashamed for asking his timid teammate to hand over her undergarments. "Er-I'm sorry, Hinata-chan. You don't have to take off your underwear. We can do something else on the list."

Hinata brightened a little. "Umm, Kiba-kun?" She asked.

"Huh?"

"I-I know where we c-can get w-women's underwear..." She blushed.

"Well, then, let's go! Lead the way, Hinata."

-x-

[8:27pm]

The three genins peered at the ramen shop from inside the bushes. "Umm, Sasuke, what are we doing in the bushes?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke turned to face him. "Okay, Naruto. This one is all you. Number 22, Take a bite of a stranger's meal in a restaurant, 30 points. So go ahead."

"What? You want me to go eat someone else's food?"

"Just a bite, now go!" Sasuke said, pushing Naruto out of the bush.

Naruto tripped over himself and stumbled to the ground. "Why do I have to do everything?" Naruto grumbled as he dragged himself toward the restaurant. Sasuke and Sakura followed stealthily behind him. As he approached the shop, he searched for a victim. His eyes stopped on a small group of teenage girls. They were so loud that they rivaled Naruto on the scale of all things obnoxious.

'Hmm, I doubt any of them would give me their food willingly, so I'll have to make one of them want to give it up.' Naruto thought grinning. He bit his thumb, drawing blood, and performed his hand seals. Pressing his palm to the ground he summoned a small frog.

"Oi, GamaKichi."

"Hey, Naruto, what's up?"

"I need a favor. See those girls over there?" Naruto pointed at the group. GamaKichi nodded. "I need you to go jump into one of their bowls of ramen. I'll take it from there." GamaKichi nodded again and with a running start, he dove into the bowl of an unsuspecting girl. Upon seeing a frog swimming in her ramen, she jumped back and screeched. Naruto took that opportunity to talk to the girl.

"Hey, are you gonna eat that?"

"OMG, are you serious? No. There's a frog all up in it. Like I would eat it after that rodent was in there."

"Frogs aren't rodents..." Naruto said.

"What-ever, they're still icky."

"Well, can I have it then?"

"You like, actually want the frog ramen?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, whatever, take it." She shoved the bowl toward him. He picked up the chopsticks and took a big bite. *SNAP* went the camera. Naruto took leave of the girls, said his thanks to GamaKichi, and headed over to meet Sasuke and Sakura.

"That was great, Naruto!" Sakura said, excited. "Wasn't it Sasuke?" She said glaring at and elbowing the dark haired shinobi.

"Uh, yeah... Good job... I didn't think you had it in you..." Sasuke said.

"Sakura-chan, did Sasuke just complement me? I think hell just froze over."

-x-

"So, where are we going, Hinata-chan?" Kiba asked.

"To Kurenai-sensei's home..." Hinata whispered.

Kiba's eyes grew big. "Are you serious? How are we gonna get her to give up her panties?"

"S-Sometimes I stay with Kurenai-sensei. Sh-She gave me a key... f-for when I need to get in and she's n-not around." Hinata held up her key for Kiba and Shino to see.

When they arrived at their destination, Hinata fumbled with the lock. She managed to get the door open and the three genins piled inside. Hinata led the other two to the dresser in Kurenai's room. She opened the top drawer, unveiling a mass of silky, lacy panties. Kiba immediately reached for the skimpiest thong he could find. "We'll take this pair," He said grinning. "I didn't know Kurenai-sensei wore this kind of stuff. Do all girls have surprises under their clothes, Hinata?" Hinata blushed and looked away. Kiba continued, "Okay, Number 14, Get a girl's underwear, 20 points. But we get 10 more points if we get a bra too." Hinata opened another drawer and pulled out a black push-up bra.

"C-Can we go now, Kiba-kun? W-We should get to the next task..."

"Yeah, sure, Hinata. Let's go!" Kiba said. The three genins hurried out of the house to perform the next task. "30 points already! I bet we're winning!" Kiba said.

-x-

End of Part 2 Tally:

Kakashi Team: 50 points

Kurenai Team: 30 points

Asuma Team: 50 points

A/N: Aww, poor Kiba doesn't know that his team is actually losing right now. LoL. Thanks to everyone who reviewed so far. Hope you all enjoyed this chapter.

"Dark Devil" - Thanks for your nice reviews and for reading my other fic, "You Complete Me". Expect the last chapter of that some time soon ^_^

"FeatheredEdge" – First off, thanks for the review. And second, I hope I answered your question about the show above-er, at the top... P.S. I really like your story "Finally Foment" ^_^