Naruto – Viva La Bam Style
A/N: [Brackets] will indicate time from now on... Er, about the actual scavenger hunt items and their allotted points... I'm not making them up... I'm using the actual Viva La Bam Scavenger hunt list. So yes, I agree, some things may seem like they've been given too many points or not enough, but I'm just following the list. Oh, and maybe if I need extra tasks for some teams later then I'll use your suggestions. Thanks for all your suggestions, by the way! They're much appreciated... I'm glad you're all enjoying this so far. P.S. I don't know exchange rates or the value of yen, U.S. dollars are used in this fic... Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Naruto. Just borrowing them for my story. I don't own Viva La Bam either...
Part Three. Drop your pants. By bleedformeee.
[8:27 pm. cont.]
Shikamaru, Chouji, and Ino headed for the general store in the center of Konoha. Chouji was hungry and Ino had decided the general store was a perfect place to complete a number of the listed tasks. The three genins entered the shop and Ino began her scheming. Chouji noticed the evil glint in her eye and took off for the back of the store to the safety of the potato chip aisle. Ino looked for a victim and saw only Shikamaru.
"Take off your shirt."
"What? Why me?"
"And your shoes." Ino added.
"This is so troublesome." Shikamaru grumbled, pulling off his jacket and handing it to Ino. He peeled off his fishnet shirt revealing his nicely toned body and leaned down to slip off his shoes. Ino wondered when he had gotten around to getting off his lazy ass and working out.
"Mmkay, now go buy a can of dog food, a bottle of nail polish, whipped cream, lighter fluid, and a pack of condoms."
Before Shikamaru could question her bizarre shopping list and her strange dress code, she was running throughout the store gathering the items. She stopped last in the potato chip aisle to retrieve Chouji and the camera, and proceeded to drag both shinobis to the cash register. She piled the items into Shikamaru's arms and pushed him towards the cashier. He reluctantly set the items on counter and waited for the cashier to ring them up. He saw the flash of a camera, but tried to ignore it.
"Your total is $11.23," The cashier told Shikamaru. He pulled out his wallet and fished around for some bills. "By the way... what are you planning on doing with this stuff?" She asked while bagging the items.
"YES!!!!!!!" Ino screamed, and Chouji took another picture.
Shikamaru handed the cashier a few bills. "Er- Umm, It's just for... a friend... Keep the change!" He managed before grabbing the bag and running out of the store. Ino and Chouji followed behind.
"Now explain?" Shikamaru asked when the other two had joined him.
"We just killed two birds with one stone. Number 1, get service without shoes or shirt, 15 points, and number 23, get a cashier to say, 'What are you using that for?', 30 points." She giggled and handed his clothes back to him. Shikamaru sighed, wondering why he allowed Ino to make him do such embarrassing things.
-x-
[8:49 pm]
Sasuke checked the list for another high scoring task. Upon finding one, he folded the paper in half and handed it to Sakura. "Follow me," he said, leading the other two around the building and into a small, grassy park. "Okay, Naruto, see that tree right there?"
"Yeah... the one with the beehive in it. What about it?" Naruto asked.
"Go get stung."
"Excuse me?!?"
"It's worth 30 points. So go." Sasuke insisted.
Sakura scanned the list to see if Sasuke had been joking. He hadn't been. "Number 10, get a bee sting, 30 points. Sasuke-kun, don't you think that's a bit harsh? I mean he's already been embarrassed and kicked..."
"Yeah! That's right, Sasuke! You can kiss my ass."
Sakura giggled. "Yeah, Sasuke-kun... you can. Number 33, kiss your partner's ass, 15 points."
Sasuke looked appalled. "There is no way I'm kissing *his* ass!" Sasuke shuddered for emphasis.
"Well then you have to do something else. It's your turn. Either kiss my ass, or choose something else off the list... at random." Naruto offered.
"Okay, fine. I choose number 37."
"Oh, no you don't! You've already seen the list. That's not fair. We each pick a number between one and seventeen and then add them together. That will be the number you have to do." Naruto said. "Sasuke chooses first."
"This is wasting time." Sasuke said. Naruto only stared at him. "Ugh. Fine. Twelve." Sasuke said bitterly.
"And Sakura?" Naruto asked.
"Umm... six." She decided.
"And I choose seventeen. So twelve plus six plus seventeen is what?" Naruto turned to Sakura.
"It's thirty-five." She replied. She looked down at the list and read, "Number 35, run a mile without pants, 40 points."
"You're kidding." Sasuke hoped.
Naruto fell on the ground laughing. "Let's go, Sasuke. Drop your pants. A deal's a deal."
Sasuke glared at Naruto, silently cursing his bad luck. He reached for his pants and started unzipping.
Sakura's eyes went wide. Her naughty dreams were about to come true. Well, partially true. Well, not really true at all... but she was going to see Sasuke with his pants off! She got the camera ready.
Naruto couldn't believe Sasuke was actually going to do it. "TAKE IT OFF! Take it ALL off!" Naruto teased. He was really enjoying watching Sasuke get embarrassed for once.
Sasuke's pants hit the floor and a breeze flowed through his little black shorts. "It's cold." He said.
Sakura snapped a picture. "Now run," she said giggling.
-x-
Shino, Kiba, and Hinata found themselves jogging through the park when Hinata noticed something up ahead. She stopped in her tracks. "Oh, my!" She gasped.
Shino and Kiba halted as well. "What is it, Hinata-chan?" Kiba asked.
"I-I-I see... Sasuke-kun... He's not wearing any pants." She blushed and lowered her eyes.
Kiba laughed and searched for the pant-less wonder, but couldn't see as far as she could. He gave up and said, "Okay, let's check the list." He pulled it out, reviewed it, and then handed it to Shino. "Oi, Akamaru, let's start digging a hole." The two began to tear at the ground, sending wet dirt flying in every direction. When he had dug a few feet into the ground he hopped into the hole and instructed the other two genins to bury him. Hinata looked to Shino for approval. Shino shrugged. The two began to cover Kiba with dirt. When they finished, Hinata took a picture.
"ALL RIGHT! Number 39, dig a three foot hole and get buried to your head, 20 points!" Kiba laughed and forced himself out of the loosely packed hole.
"Umm... Kiba-kun... Th-there's a... worm on your shoulder..."
Kiba looked down and noticed a small earthworm wiggling about on his jacket. "This is perfect!" He said excitedly. He picked off the worm and set it in his mouth. Hinata turned white and turned away before she started gagging. Shino took the camera from her and took a picture as Kiba opened his mouth to show the chewed up worm.
"That was lucky," he said, swallowing the mess. "Number 40, find an earthworm and eat it, 30 points!"
-x-
End of Part 2 Tally:
Kakashi Team: 90 points
Kurenai Team: 80 points
Asuma Team: 95 points
A/N: Yay, Kiba's team is catching up. Teams are fairly even, I'd say. LoL. Thanks to everyone who reviewed so far. Hope you all enjoyed this chapter.
Those weird items that Ino came up with. I couldn't think of any, so I recruited my friends... those were the winners of what they said:
Question: You're in er... Walgreens, and you need to get the cashier to say, "what are you gonna do with this stuff?" Name your 4 items.
Friend #1: NAIL POLISH, CONDOMS, TURPENTINE AND A BILLY BIG MOUTH BASS
Friend #2: condoms, lighter fluid, peanuts, and hairspray
Friend #3: maybe like charcoal, barbecue sauce, ground beef and an enema
Friend #4: condoms, lube, a big fat sharpie, and some barbie dolls
Friend #5: whipped cream, a douche, jellybeans, and a hose
My friends sure are strange...
A/N: [Brackets] will indicate time from now on... Er, about the actual scavenger hunt items and their allotted points... I'm not making them up... I'm using the actual Viva La Bam Scavenger hunt list. So yes, I agree, some things may seem like they've been given too many points or not enough, but I'm just following the list. Oh, and maybe if I need extra tasks for some teams later then I'll use your suggestions. Thanks for all your suggestions, by the way! They're much appreciated... I'm glad you're all enjoying this so far. P.S. I don't know exchange rates or the value of yen, U.S. dollars are used in this fic... Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Naruto. Just borrowing them for my story. I don't own Viva La Bam either...
Part Three. Drop your pants. By bleedformeee.
[8:27 pm. cont.]
Shikamaru, Chouji, and Ino headed for the general store in the center of Konoha. Chouji was hungry and Ino had decided the general store was a perfect place to complete a number of the listed tasks. The three genins entered the shop and Ino began her scheming. Chouji noticed the evil glint in her eye and took off for the back of the store to the safety of the potato chip aisle. Ino looked for a victim and saw only Shikamaru.
"Take off your shirt."
"What? Why me?"
"And your shoes." Ino added.
"This is so troublesome." Shikamaru grumbled, pulling off his jacket and handing it to Ino. He peeled off his fishnet shirt revealing his nicely toned body and leaned down to slip off his shoes. Ino wondered when he had gotten around to getting off his lazy ass and working out.
"Mmkay, now go buy a can of dog food, a bottle of nail polish, whipped cream, lighter fluid, and a pack of condoms."
Before Shikamaru could question her bizarre shopping list and her strange dress code, she was running throughout the store gathering the items. She stopped last in the potato chip aisle to retrieve Chouji and the camera, and proceeded to drag both shinobis to the cash register. She piled the items into Shikamaru's arms and pushed him towards the cashier. He reluctantly set the items on counter and waited for the cashier to ring them up. He saw the flash of a camera, but tried to ignore it.
"Your total is $11.23," The cashier told Shikamaru. He pulled out his wallet and fished around for some bills. "By the way... what are you planning on doing with this stuff?" She asked while bagging the items.
"YES!!!!!!!" Ino screamed, and Chouji took another picture.
Shikamaru handed the cashier a few bills. "Er- Umm, It's just for... a friend... Keep the change!" He managed before grabbing the bag and running out of the store. Ino and Chouji followed behind.
"Now explain?" Shikamaru asked when the other two had joined him.
"We just killed two birds with one stone. Number 1, get service without shoes or shirt, 15 points, and number 23, get a cashier to say, 'What are you using that for?', 30 points." She giggled and handed his clothes back to him. Shikamaru sighed, wondering why he allowed Ino to make him do such embarrassing things.
-x-
[8:49 pm]
Sasuke checked the list for another high scoring task. Upon finding one, he folded the paper in half and handed it to Sakura. "Follow me," he said, leading the other two around the building and into a small, grassy park. "Okay, Naruto, see that tree right there?"
"Yeah... the one with the beehive in it. What about it?" Naruto asked.
"Go get stung."
"Excuse me?!?"
"It's worth 30 points. So go." Sasuke insisted.
Sakura scanned the list to see if Sasuke had been joking. He hadn't been. "Number 10, get a bee sting, 30 points. Sasuke-kun, don't you think that's a bit harsh? I mean he's already been embarrassed and kicked..."
"Yeah! That's right, Sasuke! You can kiss my ass."
Sakura giggled. "Yeah, Sasuke-kun... you can. Number 33, kiss your partner's ass, 15 points."
Sasuke looked appalled. "There is no way I'm kissing *his* ass!" Sasuke shuddered for emphasis.
"Well then you have to do something else. It's your turn. Either kiss my ass, or choose something else off the list... at random." Naruto offered.
"Okay, fine. I choose number 37."
"Oh, no you don't! You've already seen the list. That's not fair. We each pick a number between one and seventeen and then add them together. That will be the number you have to do." Naruto said. "Sasuke chooses first."
"This is wasting time." Sasuke said. Naruto only stared at him. "Ugh. Fine. Twelve." Sasuke said bitterly.
"And Sakura?" Naruto asked.
"Umm... six." She decided.
"And I choose seventeen. So twelve plus six plus seventeen is what?" Naruto turned to Sakura.
"It's thirty-five." She replied. She looked down at the list and read, "Number 35, run a mile without pants, 40 points."
"You're kidding." Sasuke hoped.
Naruto fell on the ground laughing. "Let's go, Sasuke. Drop your pants. A deal's a deal."
Sasuke glared at Naruto, silently cursing his bad luck. He reached for his pants and started unzipping.
Sakura's eyes went wide. Her naughty dreams were about to come true. Well, partially true. Well, not really true at all... but she was going to see Sasuke with his pants off! She got the camera ready.
Naruto couldn't believe Sasuke was actually going to do it. "TAKE IT OFF! Take it ALL off!" Naruto teased. He was really enjoying watching Sasuke get embarrassed for once.
Sasuke's pants hit the floor and a breeze flowed through his little black shorts. "It's cold." He said.
Sakura snapped a picture. "Now run," she said giggling.
-x-
Shino, Kiba, and Hinata found themselves jogging through the park when Hinata noticed something up ahead. She stopped in her tracks. "Oh, my!" She gasped.
Shino and Kiba halted as well. "What is it, Hinata-chan?" Kiba asked.
"I-I-I see... Sasuke-kun... He's not wearing any pants." She blushed and lowered her eyes.
Kiba laughed and searched for the pant-less wonder, but couldn't see as far as she could. He gave up and said, "Okay, let's check the list." He pulled it out, reviewed it, and then handed it to Shino. "Oi, Akamaru, let's start digging a hole." The two began to tear at the ground, sending wet dirt flying in every direction. When he had dug a few feet into the ground he hopped into the hole and instructed the other two genins to bury him. Hinata looked to Shino for approval. Shino shrugged. The two began to cover Kiba with dirt. When they finished, Hinata took a picture.
"ALL RIGHT! Number 39, dig a three foot hole and get buried to your head, 20 points!" Kiba laughed and forced himself out of the loosely packed hole.
"Umm... Kiba-kun... Th-there's a... worm on your shoulder..."
Kiba looked down and noticed a small earthworm wiggling about on his jacket. "This is perfect!" He said excitedly. He picked off the worm and set it in his mouth. Hinata turned white and turned away before she started gagging. Shino took the camera from her and took a picture as Kiba opened his mouth to show the chewed up worm.
"That was lucky," he said, swallowing the mess. "Number 40, find an earthworm and eat it, 30 points!"
-x-
End of Part 2 Tally:
Kakashi Team: 90 points
Kurenai Team: 80 points
Asuma Team: 95 points
A/N: Yay, Kiba's team is catching up. Teams are fairly even, I'd say. LoL. Thanks to everyone who reviewed so far. Hope you all enjoyed this chapter.
Those weird items that Ino came up with. I couldn't think of any, so I recruited my friends... those were the winners of what they said:
Question: You're in er... Walgreens, and you need to get the cashier to say, "what are you gonna do with this stuff?" Name your 4 items.
Friend #1: NAIL POLISH, CONDOMS, TURPENTINE AND A BILLY BIG MOUTH BASS
Friend #2: condoms, lighter fluid, peanuts, and hairspray
Friend #3: maybe like charcoal, barbecue sauce, ground beef and an enema
Friend #4: condoms, lube, a big fat sharpie, and some barbie dolls
Friend #5: whipped cream, a douche, jellybeans, and a hose
My friends sure are strange...
