Naruto – Viva La Bam Style

A/N: Sorry this took so long, guys! Arg. I'm a horrible procrastinator, but when I finally get my ass in gear, I can pump out chapters pretty quick. Enjoy! ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Naruto. Just borrowing them for my story. I don't own Viva La Bam either... Oh, and for this chapter, I also don't own the song, "Move it," which belongs to Dope.

Part Five. Move It. By bleedformeee.

[9:41 pm.]

Shikamaru and Chouji were respectfully facing the wall opposite their female teammate. "You guys better not peak!" She reminded them for the third time since she had begun taking off her clothes. Ino scowled as she pulled on the little black dress Shikamaru had found in one of the employee lockers. She struggled with the zipper for a short while before admiring herself in the mirror. She smoothed out the wrinkles and did a little spin. "Okay, you guys can look now."

The two shinobis turned around and, boy, did they like what they saw. Shikamaru's jaw dropped about a foot and Chouji even stopped eating for about 10 seconds.

"Y-you look great..." Shikamaru squeaked. "Now, uh, go ahead and get out there."

'This is gonna suck,' Ino thought to herself as she slipped out of the employee locker room and headed toward front desk.

-x-

"So where is this place anyway, Kakashi-senpai? You said it was close and I'm really getting hungry!" Kurenai complained.

"Oh, stop whining. It's really close. See, you can see the sign from here! The red one. It's only another block or so." Kakashi replied.

The three walked in silence until they reached the front doors. Asuma threw his cigarette on the pavement and stubbed it out with his foot. He grabbed the handle and pulled the door open, ushering into the restaurant first Kurenai and then Kakashi. When he joined them, letting the door close behind him, he was surprised at the sight to be seen.

-x-

Ino blushed red when she saw the three jounin outside the door. 'Oh, pleaseeeeeee don't come in here. Pleaseeeee keep walking...' She silently begged. When Asuma grabbed the door handle she felt the sudden urge to run. She turned around to do just that when Shikamaru grabbed her ankle.

"When did you get under the desk?" She hissed.

"You better not leave, Ino. You promised!" Shikamaru scolded.

Ino was about to curse up a storm when she felt an uncomfortable atmosphere fill the reception area. She looked up into three sets of puzzled eyes. She quickly poised herself and asked in her sweetest voice, "Table for three?"

"Uh, yeah, that'd be good..." Asuma replied, noticing how the practically nonexistent black hostess dress clung to his student's hips.

"Okay! Right this way! Follow me." She chirped, leading the teachers to a booth towards the back of the restaurant.

"She sure has grown up a bit, hasn't she, Asuma?" Kakashi whispered as the two ogled her swaying hips.

"She sure has..."

Kurenai flopped into the booth, followed by the two males. Ino handed them each a menu. "Can I get you guys some beverages?"

"Beer?" The three asked simultaneously.

"Ah, well, you'll have to wait for your server then. I'm not old enough to serve alcohol. Well, enjoy your meal." Ino practically ran back to Shikamaru.

"Okay, are we good? Can we go now?"

"No, Ino. You're doing good so far, but that was only the first part of the task." Shikamaru pulled out the list and pointed.

"OH, HELL NO!"

"You have to."

"No way! No way in HELL!"

"You promised."

At the mention of her promise, she slumped her shoulders in defeat. "You're cruel. And evil. And wicked." She informed him as she slowly walked towards her impending doom. "Daddy always said boys were evil and wicked."

-x-

"She must be doing one of the tasks," Asuma suggested, taking a drink of his recently received drink.

"Well, yeah. That's pretty obvious." Kakashi said, "So which one is she doing?"

Kurenai, who was previously busy scanning the list, looked up. "I found it! Number 36, Dress like a waitress and seat a customer... Oh my, there's more..." Kurenai giggled and fell back against the bench seat.

"What? What is it?" Asuma asked.

"You'll see soon enough... Here she comes..." Kurenai managed.

-x-

Ino walked back to the jounin-occupied table, hoping that a lightning bolt would strike her down so she would not have to embarrass herself further. She had no such luck as she reached the table.

"Is everything alright?" She asked the teachers. "Can I get you anything? Napkins? Forks?- 'Cause, you know, those chopsticks can get pesky. How about ice?"

"Uh, I think we're good, Ino. Thanks," Asuma said.

"Oh, okay," Ino said, not making the move to leave. She stood there blankly for a few more seconds until Kakashi interrupted her trance.

"Uh, Ino? Is there something you need?"

"No, I just-" Ino's reply was cut short by the sound of music kicking in.

Everybody get movin'

And the rhythm will take the control

'Oh my god, I'm going to kill them when this is over!' She thought as she turned to glare daggers at her teammates. Shikamaru and Chouji were currently messing with the sound system at the reception desk.

All the ladies are groovin

All the fellows are ready to go

'Well, now's as good a time as ever,' Ino decided, and as the music blared she climbed up onto the table, careful not to flash too many people her panties or to knock over anyone's glasses.

It's getting hot tonight

And it feels just right

Ino started to swing her hips to the rhythm of the song and giggled when she noticed her sensei's cigarette was drooping out of his gaping mouth. Kurenai laughed and Kakashi sat back to enjoy the show.

Everybody get to it

Everybody move up on inside

'I better get a tip for this!' She sighed. Throwing her arms into the air and swaying to the music.

Baby do you wanna do it

Do you wanna go down one more time

By this time everyone in the restaurant was either enjoying the display or commenting on how present day's youth was definitely going down the toilet. However, those who expressed their disgust were out of luck, because the manager was enjoying the dancing beauty.

Move it, move it

Move it, move it

When the song ended, there was much cheering and encoring. Ino picked up an empty glass and held it out for whoever was kind enough to give her a tip, and in this case there were many. When she was done collecting, she hurried off to join Shikamaru and Chouji in the employee locker room. The restaurant population was sad to see her go.

-x-

"Hmm, so what was that we just witnessed?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah, besides practically a kiddy porn. I could see up her dress..." Asuma added.

"That was number 36, Dress like a waitress and seat a customer, 10 points, Dance for them, 10 more points, Get a tip, 10 more points."

-x-

Ino slammed the door behind her and all but threw the tip cup at Shikamaru.

"Geez, calm down, Ino. That almost hit me in the head."

"TOO BAD IT DIDN'T! Now turn around! No peaking!" Ino stripped the little black piece of cloth-er- dress off, and quickly put her own, familiar clothes back on, ranting the whole time.

"Ino, look at the bright side. You made $47.00..." Shikamaru pointed out.

"SO WHA- Really? Wow. I'm hot," She gloated.

"Yes, yes you are." Shinkamaru had stated the obvious, but a blush came into his cheeks when he realized Ino was staring at him, eyes wide.

-x-

"My turn again? Why can't Sakura do something?" Sasuke complained.

"Because I'm the camera woman!" Sakura defended.

"Is the almighty Sasuke complaining? Is he scared?" Naruto taunted.

"No, I'm not scared, hurry up give me something to do so I can get it over with."

"Okay, Sakura, pick a number, any number, between 1 and 51. Whichever number you choose will be Sasuke's task." Naruto declared.

"Umm, I think I'll go high. How about 48? Sound good?"

"Mmk, Sasuke, here it is: Number 48, Full clothes change with another person, 30 points. Sakura and I get to choose the person!" Naruto squealed with delight.

"I'm not trading my clothes with someone else," Sasuke growled.

"It's not permanent or anything. It's just for the picture!" Sakura squeaked, trying to hide her delight at her crush's obvious embarrassment. Sasuke sighed as his teammates began looking for a victim.

"Well, whoever we choose has to be willing to trade pants with Sasuke. That's going to be hard person to find... Who'd wanna trade clothes with that egotistical jerk?"

"Naruto, you-" Sasuke was about to send Naruto flying when he was cut off by a high-pitched call.

"SAKURA-CHAN!"

"Oh, no..." Sakura sighed, slumping her shoulders. "Not Lee..."

"But wait, Sakura-chan, this might not be a bad thing." Naruto countered.

The high-pitched voice was getting closer, and was accompanied by two other voices.

"What do you mean, Naruto?"

"Well, doesn't Lee do everything you say?"

"Yeah, but..." The realization set in. "Why, yes. Yes, he does," She giggled manically, turning her gaze toward Sasuke. Sasuke, understanding what her gaze meant, was about to protest yet again, when the three voices came to a halt in front of team seven. He couldn't very well protest while he was staring down Neji. Neji glared right back.

"Sakura-chan! What are you doing out so late?" Lee asked.

"Well, Lee-san, we're doing a training exercise right now, and well, we could really use your help..." Sakura fluttered her eyelashes.

"Anything for Sakura-chan!" Lee replied, look of determination present on his face.

"Oh, good. You see, we need you to change clothes with Sasuke-kun. Just real quick for a picture." Sakura fluttered her eyelashes again for good measure.

"Anything for Sakura-chan!" Lee repeated, look of determination still present.

Sasuke tore his stare from Neji and turned to frown at Sakura. "Now wait just a minute-" Sasuke didn't finish. A very determined Lee was dragging him into the alley.

Two minutes later, Lee appeared dressed in Sasuke garb. Sakura noted that she would have to tell Lee where Sasuke bought his clothes, since they looked much better on him than his green jumpsuit. In fact, he looked kind of cute...

Two more minutes passed and Sasuke had yet to show himself.

"What's taking so long?" Naruto called, restless.

"Yeah, come on, Sasuke," Sakura agreed.

Sasuke poked his head from around the corner. "I am definitely not coming out. So send Lee back in here with my clothes. Now," Sasuke hissed.

"No can do, Sasuke. So you might as well come out," Naruto said.

Sasuke apparently realized they wouldn't let him off easy on this one, because after about thirty more seconds, he stepped out from the alley, wearing Lee's green jumpsuit, eyes focused on the ground.

Lee beamed at Sasuke. "WOW, You look great! I should have Gai-sensei give you an extra jumpsuit!"

Neji tried to keep his composure, but when Naruto, Sakura, and TenTen doubled over in hysterics, he had to laugh himself. "Yeah, Lee, that's a great idea. You ask Gai-sensei about that later, okay?"

Sakura managed to snap a few pictures before Sasuke grabbed a hold of Lee and dragged him forcefully back into the alleyway.

-x-

Kiba peered out from behind the bush, looking for his target. Hinata stepped on a twig and Kiba motioned for her to stop moving. "Shh, he'll see us. He probably already knows we're in the general vicinity, so let's not show him exactly where." Kiba whispered.

"So-sorry Kiba-kun," the girl whispered back.

"It's okay. It was an accident," Kiba assured her, not taking his eyes off the Anbu who was leaning against the side of the nearby building. "So, what's the plan of attack?" Kiba asked.

"What do you mean? This was YOUR great and wonderful idea. You haven't even come up with a plan yet?" Shino shook his head and relaxed behind the bush, "This is pathetic."

"Hey, I thought you didn't care about winning. And besides, I have a plan... kind of."

"Oh? And what is your plan, oh great leader?"

"Well, I was thinking of rushing him. I could use some help," Kiba said.

"You want help rushing an Anbu? You're crazy. Do it yourself. You might as well do it now while he's turned the other way." Shino replied.

"Good idea," Kiba said as he jumped from the bush and ran full speed toward his prey.

"Wait, Kiba!-shit."

"Shino-kun, is Kiba-kun g-going to be o-okay? W-what if the Anbu m-mistakes his intentions?"

Kiba was about 8 feet from his mark when he decided to pounce. He wound his arms around the Anbu's neck and wrapped his legs around the Anbu's waist. The Anbu thrashed around trying to release the tight hold. Shino and Hinata scrambled to first take a picture of the odd situation, and then to help peel Kiba off the Anbu. However, by the time they were done taking the picture, there was no Anbu to peel Kiba off of.

"What in the HELL is going on?" Asked an annoyed voice coming from the roof.

The three genins looked up to see the fuming Anbu staring back at them, waiting for an answer.

"Well, see, we're doing this training exercise tonight for Kurenai-sensei, and one of the things we were supposed to do is Number 16, Piggyback ride from an Anbu, 50 points. So, uh, you see, no hard feelings, right...? Please don't kill us!" Kiba begged.

The Anbu chuckled. "I'll have to check with your teacher later. Now get out of here."

The three genins, relieved for their lives, ran off into the darkness.

-x-

End of Part 2 Tally:

Kakashi Team: 145 points

Kurenai Team: 170 points

Asuma Team: 145 points

A/N: Thanks reviewers! Hope you liked this chapter. It's kind of long for me. Woo. I'm guessing there will only be about 2 more chapters or so, seeing as how it's getting close to midnight. Hopefully I can think of stuff for two more chapters. Eek.