Authors Notes: I finally managed to get my story to show up on the site (now I regret writhing that nasty letter to the administration). I have noticed though that my chapters aren't being uploaded exactly as I have them saved. Some of the paragraphs are being merged together and is making the flow of reading slightly more difficult (add onto that my lack of literary experience and you have yourself a problem). This makes reading especially more difficult in determining who is talking at times. I regret if you have any difficulty and as soon as I receive a response from the administration on what program or method I can use to avoid that problem then I will adjust the chapters accordingly. Untell then there is nothing that I can do so please don't flame me over it because chances are it's not my fault. As for poor character development, bad plot and outright disregard for the English language, that is probably my fault and you can feel free to flame me for that (I'm not actually encouraging you to flame me). [ I think that I have corrected the upload problem so if you don't know what I'm talking about then you have probably read it after the update.]
The force of the impact had knocked Kagome to her knees. Terror had immediately consumed her as she peered over her shoulder to find a massive hole in the wall where Inuyasha had been only moments ago.
"Iron reaver soul stealer!" She heard Inuyasha scream from outside of the building. Swiftly Kagome ran to the newly formed opening and peered out to see a giant squid demon recoil in agony from one of its tentacles being sliced off. "You picked the wrong day to attack this castle." Inuyasha smirked as he landed softly on the ground, the tentacle crashing down hard behind him.
With a massive groan the squid swung one of its other tentacles horizontally at Inuyasha. Swiftly he leaped over the attack and charged towards the bay. The squid released a massive shot of black ink but Inuyasha made a rapid side step to the right and dodged it. Upon reaching the shore Inuyasha jumped strait at the squid. "Iron reaver soul stealer!" he roared as he sliced into the face of the monster.
The beast groaned in defeat and attempted to withdraw into the sea. "I don't think so." Inuyasha said as he withdrew Tetsusaiga. With one powerful slash he sliced the squid in half. "I guess we will be having squid for dinner this evening." Inuyasha laughed as he braced himself against the squid's body and then kicked himself off, landing safely on the beach, the squids two half's separating and crashing down into the water behind him.
"Sango!" Miroku screamed as he ran towards the demolished bathhouse, tears of fear swelling in his eyes. Please be ok, he thought to himself as he pulled aside a large part of the collapsed ceiling.
"That better not be you out there Miroku." The injured voice called out from under the rubble. "I'm naked down here," She said. Miroku only worked faster.
As he pushed aside one of the fallen walls Sango's figure came into view. Her nude body stretched out across the floor, her skin covered in a light spray of dust and pieces of fallen debris. As Miroku scanned the length of her form his eyes came to rest upon the heavy support beam that was pressing down against the lower part of her legs, immobilizing her. A small stream of dirt absorbed blood pouring out from underneath.
"Are your legs hurt badly?" he asked.
"No, they'll be ok. Just hurry up and get me out of here." She ordered. Miroku, completely impervious of her demands sat down in the middle of the wreckage to watch her naked body squirm. "What the hell are you doing?" she yelled, "hurry up and get this beam off of my legs!"
"That wouldn't be a logical move for me." Miroku smiled. "You see, if I remove that beam there are only two possible outcomes. A) You could hit me or B) you could get dressed. I hope you understand why neither of those options really work for me. And besides, I can hear Inuyasha's boasting from all the way over here, so chances are he butchered whatever monster had destroyed the bathhouse and given me this wonderful gift."
"When I get out of here I am going to kill you Miroku!" she screamed, frantically pulling and twisting her body in an attempt to escape. The more she stretched and extorted her figure this way and that, the bigger the smile on Miroku's face.
Then without warning the ground underneath the two of them began to shake and Miroku jumped to his feet. "An earthquake" he said to himself as the shadow of a large object flew overhead.
"What do you want to bet that that thing had something to do with it?" Sango mentioned as they looked up towards the object. "A dragon!" she screamed as the head of the beast turned to make a second strike.
"We have to get you out of here!" Miroku panicked as he leapt for the beam pressing down on Sango's legs. "Try and squirm out," he ordered as he strained every muscle in his body to lift the heavy support.
With a shot from the dragons mouth a massive fire bolt lunged towards them, exploding only a short distance away from where they were, the force of the blast causing the debris and fixings all around them to take to flight.
Sango managed to pull her bloodied ankles out from under the beam and made a last minute decision to swing her leg around to smite Miroku in the side of the head before she made a dash for her combat suit under the rubble.
"Iron reaver soul stealer!" Inuyasha roared as he leapt above Sango and Miroku, towards the dragon. As if from within the back of the beast itself, a hammer flew down towards Inuyasha, striking him in the chest and sending him crashing into the ground.
"Where's Hiraikotsu?" Sango panicked as she frantically searched amongst the wreckage of the bathhouse.
"Here it is!" Miroku screamed in response as he picked it up from under the tipped tub. With one swift motion Miroku swung his entire body weight behind the heavy weapon and sent it flying towards Sango before he turned to help Inuyasha.
"Kirara!" Sango sent her voice out into the wind as she caught the boomerang, her lower legs beginning to cripple under the strain of her injuries and the weight of the weapon. As Sango's legs began to give out underneath her, Kirara flew up beside her, ready for combat. With a quick thrust of her upper body Sango pulled herself onto Kirara's back and flew towards the Dragon.
As Miroku rapidly approached the unmoving body of Inuyasha he began to fear for the safety of his friend. Inuyasha lay in a massive impact crater, a dark red bloodstain forming in the abdomen of his motionless body.
"That really hurt you son of a bitch." Inuyasha groaned as he picked himself up out of the deep hole his collision with the ground had caused.
"So how did you like that little demonstration of my power." The red bearded demon mocked as he leapt from the dragon onto the ground in front of Inuyasha and Miroku. "That was a small taste of the power of my fathers hammer, Mjolnir. I'm going to use this hammer to whoop your ass Inuyasha!" The Demon roared as he dashed towards Inuyasha, his hammer raised in the air to strike.
"I hope that isn't all the tricks you got." Inuyasha laughed as he dodged the powerful blow from Mjolnir. "Because my daddy left me a little goodie to. Go Tetsusaiga!" He screamed as he pulled his sword out of its scabbard and swung at his enemy, locking the two warriors in a dangerous game of deadly blows and narrow misses.
"Be careful Inuyasha." Sango screamed as Kirara flew down towards the battlefield. "That isn't a dragon up there. It's some kind of flying ship. And there's someone else inside!"
"It doesn't matter if there's a hundred pale skinned weaklings up there with stupid hammers." Inuyasha smirked as he dodged another deadly blow from Mjolnir. "I just need to get serious." He said as he delivered a hard kick to the middle of the other warriors chest, sending him flying backwards against the castle walls. "It's been nice fighting with you" Inuyasha smirked.
When the flow of dark energy collides with the wind, a riff can form "Wind Scar!" Inuyasha screamed as a massive flow of yellow energy radiated from Tetsusaiga. "So much for your big mouth."
"Magni!" a soft voice echoed as the girl from the dragon boat leapt downwards, her small buckler raised in defense as she fell between her brother and wind scar. "Ugh" she groaned as the force of the blast pushed her backwards.
"She blocked the wind scar?" Sango said in amassment as she watched the small shield supernaturally defend against the attack that was greater than its own size.
"That was the wind scar." The blond haired beauty said to her brother, her golden hair fluttering violently from the force of the blast, Miroku's heart racing in the presence of such beauty. "Don't let him do it again." She scolded.
"Don't let him do it again?" Magni protested. "I don't even know how he did it the first time! I'm still trying to figure out where he was hiding that giant sword of his!"
"Just remember one standard rule." The girl advised. "If he screams Wind Scar, back the hell off!"
"How can you joke about this sister!" Magni shot off his mouth. "If it weren't for your shield that blast could have killed me!"
"I must give you credit." Inuyasha piped up, annoyed at being left out of the conversation. "There aren't many people that can see my wind scar coming."
"That's because our people have a greater line of sight, you squinty eyed bastard!" Magni barked.
"Was that a racial slur!" Inuyasha barked back.
"What are you going to do about it little man!"
"This little man gonna kick your ass!"
"How, you plan on growing six inches in the next ten minute."
"Do you know what the wonderful thing about read hair is?" Inuyasha shouted.
"And what would that be?" Magni mocked.
"I won't be able to tell when I've stained it with your own blood!"
"I'm surprised you don't like my hair, cause I know your momma looooved it!" Magni shouted back.
"That's it!" Inuyasha lost whatever self-control he had. "I'm gonna wipe the floor with your ass!"
"Bring it on little man!" Magni yelled before the two became locked in dangerous combat. Sparks flying from the clashing of iron against iron and blood spraying from the collisions of nail and fist, the two fought for hollow pride and their own inflated sense of self-righteousness.
The blond, completely awe struck at the spectacle of rage and moronic stupidity that was unfolding before her eyes, could do nothing but stare in complete confusion as the two battled it out for senseless supremacy.
"Shouldn't you be helping your brother?" Miroku asked as he appeared over the blonde's shoulder.
"Are you kidding?" she said, her eyes still focused on Inuyasha and Magni. "This is far too entertaining," she giggled, the scandalously absorbive dimple on the left side of her cheek drawing Miroku in like a moth to the flame, or in Miroku's case, more like a flame to the moth.
Feeling powerful fingers stroke her posterior the blond turned her head to look at Miroku, her flashing blue eyes fixating on his. "You certainly don't waste time getting your point across, do you." She laughed "Usually I like to know a guys name before I let him get that far with me."
"What can I say, I'm a man who knows what he wants." He said as he gave a slight bow of respect in as gentlemanly a manner as he could, despite the decidedly ungentlemanly fact his hand was still firmly placed on her ass. "Hello, my name is Miroku." He said as he politely bowed again.
"I must say Miroku, you certainly make a strong first impression." She softly laughed. "My name in Thrudr." She said as she held out her hand to shake his. After about fifteen seconds of having Miroku stand there, completely bewildered as to why she was holding her hand out, she withdrew it to her side. "I'm going to have to teach you the significance of a handshake." She said in cultural annoyance.
"You seem like a sweet girl Thrudr. Why are you attacking us?" Miroku asked.
"It's not that we have any personal reason against any of you. This is all about the jewel shards." She responded.
"If it's only about the jewel shards, then why is you brother fighting Inuyasha with such rage and ferocity."
"I have absolutely no idea," she joked. "I assume it's because both of them are so hot-tempered that they can't help but fight each other," she said as Inuyasha and Magni continued their bloody rivalry.
With a swift thrust of Magni's left hand he grabbed Inuyasha's shirt collar and threw him up against the castle wall. As Inuyasha began to lift his sword over his head to swing, Magni struck him in the wrist with his elbow, causing the Tetsusaiga to fly from Inuyasha's hand.
"You filthy bastard!" Inuyasha screamed as Magni threw him onto the ground. With his hammer raised high Magni leapt onto Inuyasha and prepared to strike his skull with the powerful force of Mjolnir.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed from behind her hiding place in the castle walls. Fearing for his life she drew her sacred arrow and prepared to fire, knowing fully well that she couldn't get a shot off in time.
Inuyasha's eyes focused on the descending hammer and all his life's regrets began to flash before him. He was surprised that in his last moments he wasn't thinking of Kikyo, only Kagome. As he felt the presence of death descend upon him, Inuyasha closed his eyes, the pain of regret overcoming him.
The wait for death seemed to last an eternity, and yet that eternity continued. When the final blow had not been dealt him, Inuyasha opened his eyes. Magni had been struck off of him and was now attempting to defend against the blows of a long, yellow whip as it sliced and slashed through his flesh.
"Iron reaver soul stealer!" Inuyasha screamed as he made a wide swipe at Magni before dashing for his sword. Upon reaching the Tetsusaiga, Inuyasha paused. Unsure of what was the more dangerous threat, Magni, or his own brother.
"Now you gonna get it!" Jaken said in his annoying, whinny voice. "You shouldn't have pissed off lord Sesshoumaru!" he laughed as he swung his fists around in anticipation, left, right, left, right.
"I can take it from her brother." Sesshoumaru said as he dashed towards Magni, his poison claws ready to strike. As Sesshoumaru charged towards him, Magni threw his hammer. Sesshoumaru made a swift sidestep to avoid the hammer and moved in to strike at the now unarmed opponent. When Sesshoumaru thrust his hand at him, Magni leapt backwards, avoiding the blow before dashing forwards and punching Sesshoumaru in the forehead with the his full strength, sending the full blooded demon flying backwards.
"You did a real nice job of taking care of him Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha growled as he charged towards Magni, Tetsusaiga raised above his head. While Inuyasha prepared to swing his blade in furry, Mjolnir returned to Magni's hand. As the Tetsusaiga sliced through the air, Magni deflected the assault with his hammer.
"Don't just stand there Thrudr." Magni screamed as Sesshoumaru rejoined the battle against him. "Help me!"
"You can't say that you don't deserve this!" Thrudr hollered back. "Besides, I'm busy at the moment." She smirked as she turned her attention back to Miroku.
"You useless slut!" Magni yelled as he attempted to block Sesshoumaru's poison claw while avoiding a strike from the Tetsusaiga.
"I wonder what Sesshoumaru is doing here?" Miroku questioned.
"My brother had a brief encounter with him earlier. Because of Magni's arrogance and loud mouth Sesshoumaru is extremely pissed off, and I don't blame him for it either." Thrudr responded.
"How can so sweet a girl be so mean when it come to her own brother?" Miroku asked.
"That's not entirely true, I have a great deal of respect for my other Brother. It's just that Magni is an arrogant idiot that deserves what he gets. Father never liked his wild streaks either." Thrudr said.
"Tell me about your father." Miroku asked.
"What is there to tell." Thrudr's voice became softer, lost in her own past. "He's dead now."
"I'm sorry." Miroku said, his voice gentle and comforting.
"Don't worry about." She tried to fake a smile. "Everybody dies sometime, right. Tell me about you father."
"Dead also. Pulled into his own wind tunnel." Miroku said, now lost in sorrowful recollection.
"Wind tunnel?" Thrudr asked, "you mean that hole in your right hand."
"Yes, how did you know about it."
"Naraku told me." She said. Upon hearing the word Naraku, Miroku tensed.
"How do you know Naraku?" he asked.
"He is the one who wants us to take the jewel shards."
"Naraku is a being of pure evil." Miroku argued. "I can't believe you would work for him."
"I don't. I want the jewel shards for my own reasons. Naraku just thinks were doing it for him." She stressed. Her glaring blue eyes convincing Miroku that she was in charge of everything, including him.
"I can't let you help Naraku." Miroku said, his hands firmly gripping his staff.
"I'm sorry but I can't let you get in my way." Thrudr said, her hand tensing on the handle of her sword.
"I don't want this to resort to blows. I don't want you to be my enemy." Miroku uttered. His body stressed and his soft gray eyes gleamed in desperation.
"You are so cute when you are all stressed out like that." Thrudr smiled. "I really hope you don't take this personally, it's just that there are some things that just have to be done. My brother needs my help," she said as she pulled her sword from its sheath. "Thunder shots!" she called out as she violently thrusted her sword through the air, sending hundreds of small bolts of lightning hurtling towards Inuyasha.
Seeing the approaching bolts Inuyasha raised the sleeve of his fire rat kimono in order to defend against the onslaught. With Inuyasha distracted Magni used the opportunity to swing his hammer in a powerful, underhanded motion, catching Sesshoumaru under the chin and smashing his jaw to pieces.
"The girl in the skirt has the jewel shards!" Thrudr yelled to her brother as she grabbed Miroku's right arm, preventing him from releasing his wind tunnel.
Magni dashed towards Kagome with lightning speed. In an attempt to stop his advance Sango threw her boomerang towards him but he effortlessly leapt over it. "Where are the jewel shards!" he ordered as he grabbed Kagome by the neck and lifted her off the ground. "I will think nothing of killing you and searching your body later!" he commanded, threatening her with his hammer. When Magni's eye spotted the small pouch hanging around Kagome's neck he immediately ripped it off and looked inside. Upon seeing the shards he gave a wide grin.
"Get your filthy hands off Kagome!" Inuyasha roared as he charged towards Magni.
"I got the jewel shards. You deal with that loud mouthed mutt." Magni called to his sister as he dropped Kagome, letting her fall to her knees before him. "You look good on your knees." He laughed.
"You dirty Bastard!" Inuyasha screamed as he approached Magni.
"Thunder slash!" Thrudr hollered as she sliced through the air with her sword, launching a massive discharge of electrical energy towards Inuyasha. The blast caught him in the lower leg, sending him crashing to the ground. "We should leave." She yelled to her brother as she released Miroku's right arm from her grip.
"Agreed." Magni said as he leapt towards the dragon ship that he had left hovering in the sky.
As Thrudr leapt after her brother, Inuyasha recovered and jumped after her. "You won't get away that easily!" he yelled. "Iron reaver soul stealer!" he roared as he swung his claws at Thrudr. With a quick motion of her arm she raised her shield, causing Inuyasha's claws to strike the middle of her buckler, breaking his hand in four places.
"I'm so sorry that things have to end like this." Thrudr yelled to Miroku as she landed inside of the dragon ship. "I hope to see you around, cutie." She said before the ship flew off, leaving the once beautiful castle estate a charred and shattered battlefield.
Author notes: That was so much fun to write, I love having Inuyasha shoot off his mouth. I really regret not including him in the main plot. My greatest regret thought is that I have no point in my plot where Inuyasha, Magni and Kouga can be caught up in a three way free for all of loud mouthed insults. That would be so hilarious, but alase, cannot happen, *sigh*. I'm considering writhing a bloopers chapter once I finish the story (long way away but I intend to see it through to the finish), I might include it in there.
The force of the impact had knocked Kagome to her knees. Terror had immediately consumed her as she peered over her shoulder to find a massive hole in the wall where Inuyasha had been only moments ago.
"Iron reaver soul stealer!" She heard Inuyasha scream from outside of the building. Swiftly Kagome ran to the newly formed opening and peered out to see a giant squid demon recoil in agony from one of its tentacles being sliced off. "You picked the wrong day to attack this castle." Inuyasha smirked as he landed softly on the ground, the tentacle crashing down hard behind him.
With a massive groan the squid swung one of its other tentacles horizontally at Inuyasha. Swiftly he leaped over the attack and charged towards the bay. The squid released a massive shot of black ink but Inuyasha made a rapid side step to the right and dodged it. Upon reaching the shore Inuyasha jumped strait at the squid. "Iron reaver soul stealer!" he roared as he sliced into the face of the monster.
The beast groaned in defeat and attempted to withdraw into the sea. "I don't think so." Inuyasha said as he withdrew Tetsusaiga. With one powerful slash he sliced the squid in half. "I guess we will be having squid for dinner this evening." Inuyasha laughed as he braced himself against the squid's body and then kicked himself off, landing safely on the beach, the squids two half's separating and crashing down into the water behind him.
"Sango!" Miroku screamed as he ran towards the demolished bathhouse, tears of fear swelling in his eyes. Please be ok, he thought to himself as he pulled aside a large part of the collapsed ceiling.
"That better not be you out there Miroku." The injured voice called out from under the rubble. "I'm naked down here," She said. Miroku only worked faster.
As he pushed aside one of the fallen walls Sango's figure came into view. Her nude body stretched out across the floor, her skin covered in a light spray of dust and pieces of fallen debris. As Miroku scanned the length of her form his eyes came to rest upon the heavy support beam that was pressing down against the lower part of her legs, immobilizing her. A small stream of dirt absorbed blood pouring out from underneath.
"Are your legs hurt badly?" he asked.
"No, they'll be ok. Just hurry up and get me out of here." She ordered. Miroku, completely impervious of her demands sat down in the middle of the wreckage to watch her naked body squirm. "What the hell are you doing?" she yelled, "hurry up and get this beam off of my legs!"
"That wouldn't be a logical move for me." Miroku smiled. "You see, if I remove that beam there are only two possible outcomes. A) You could hit me or B) you could get dressed. I hope you understand why neither of those options really work for me. And besides, I can hear Inuyasha's boasting from all the way over here, so chances are he butchered whatever monster had destroyed the bathhouse and given me this wonderful gift."
"When I get out of here I am going to kill you Miroku!" she screamed, frantically pulling and twisting her body in an attempt to escape. The more she stretched and extorted her figure this way and that, the bigger the smile on Miroku's face.
Then without warning the ground underneath the two of them began to shake and Miroku jumped to his feet. "An earthquake" he said to himself as the shadow of a large object flew overhead.
"What do you want to bet that that thing had something to do with it?" Sango mentioned as they looked up towards the object. "A dragon!" she screamed as the head of the beast turned to make a second strike.
"We have to get you out of here!" Miroku panicked as he leapt for the beam pressing down on Sango's legs. "Try and squirm out," he ordered as he strained every muscle in his body to lift the heavy support.
With a shot from the dragons mouth a massive fire bolt lunged towards them, exploding only a short distance away from where they were, the force of the blast causing the debris and fixings all around them to take to flight.
Sango managed to pull her bloodied ankles out from under the beam and made a last minute decision to swing her leg around to smite Miroku in the side of the head before she made a dash for her combat suit under the rubble.
"Iron reaver soul stealer!" Inuyasha roared as he leapt above Sango and Miroku, towards the dragon. As if from within the back of the beast itself, a hammer flew down towards Inuyasha, striking him in the chest and sending him crashing into the ground.
"Where's Hiraikotsu?" Sango panicked as she frantically searched amongst the wreckage of the bathhouse.
"Here it is!" Miroku screamed in response as he picked it up from under the tipped tub. With one swift motion Miroku swung his entire body weight behind the heavy weapon and sent it flying towards Sango before he turned to help Inuyasha.
"Kirara!" Sango sent her voice out into the wind as she caught the boomerang, her lower legs beginning to cripple under the strain of her injuries and the weight of the weapon. As Sango's legs began to give out underneath her, Kirara flew up beside her, ready for combat. With a quick thrust of her upper body Sango pulled herself onto Kirara's back and flew towards the Dragon.
As Miroku rapidly approached the unmoving body of Inuyasha he began to fear for the safety of his friend. Inuyasha lay in a massive impact crater, a dark red bloodstain forming in the abdomen of his motionless body.
"That really hurt you son of a bitch." Inuyasha groaned as he picked himself up out of the deep hole his collision with the ground had caused.
"So how did you like that little demonstration of my power." The red bearded demon mocked as he leapt from the dragon onto the ground in front of Inuyasha and Miroku. "That was a small taste of the power of my fathers hammer, Mjolnir. I'm going to use this hammer to whoop your ass Inuyasha!" The Demon roared as he dashed towards Inuyasha, his hammer raised in the air to strike.
"I hope that isn't all the tricks you got." Inuyasha laughed as he dodged the powerful blow from Mjolnir. "Because my daddy left me a little goodie to. Go Tetsusaiga!" He screamed as he pulled his sword out of its scabbard and swung at his enemy, locking the two warriors in a dangerous game of deadly blows and narrow misses.
"Be careful Inuyasha." Sango screamed as Kirara flew down towards the battlefield. "That isn't a dragon up there. It's some kind of flying ship. And there's someone else inside!"
"It doesn't matter if there's a hundred pale skinned weaklings up there with stupid hammers." Inuyasha smirked as he dodged another deadly blow from Mjolnir. "I just need to get serious." He said as he delivered a hard kick to the middle of the other warriors chest, sending him flying backwards against the castle walls. "It's been nice fighting with you" Inuyasha smirked.
When the flow of dark energy collides with the wind, a riff can form "Wind Scar!" Inuyasha screamed as a massive flow of yellow energy radiated from Tetsusaiga. "So much for your big mouth."
"Magni!" a soft voice echoed as the girl from the dragon boat leapt downwards, her small buckler raised in defense as she fell between her brother and wind scar. "Ugh" she groaned as the force of the blast pushed her backwards.
"She blocked the wind scar?" Sango said in amassment as she watched the small shield supernaturally defend against the attack that was greater than its own size.
"That was the wind scar." The blond haired beauty said to her brother, her golden hair fluttering violently from the force of the blast, Miroku's heart racing in the presence of such beauty. "Don't let him do it again." She scolded.
"Don't let him do it again?" Magni protested. "I don't even know how he did it the first time! I'm still trying to figure out where he was hiding that giant sword of his!"
"Just remember one standard rule." The girl advised. "If he screams Wind Scar, back the hell off!"
"How can you joke about this sister!" Magni shot off his mouth. "If it weren't for your shield that blast could have killed me!"
"I must give you credit." Inuyasha piped up, annoyed at being left out of the conversation. "There aren't many people that can see my wind scar coming."
"That's because our people have a greater line of sight, you squinty eyed bastard!" Magni barked.
"Was that a racial slur!" Inuyasha barked back.
"What are you going to do about it little man!"
"This little man gonna kick your ass!"
"How, you plan on growing six inches in the next ten minute."
"Do you know what the wonderful thing about read hair is?" Inuyasha shouted.
"And what would that be?" Magni mocked.
"I won't be able to tell when I've stained it with your own blood!"
"I'm surprised you don't like my hair, cause I know your momma looooved it!" Magni shouted back.
"That's it!" Inuyasha lost whatever self-control he had. "I'm gonna wipe the floor with your ass!"
"Bring it on little man!" Magni yelled before the two became locked in dangerous combat. Sparks flying from the clashing of iron against iron and blood spraying from the collisions of nail and fist, the two fought for hollow pride and their own inflated sense of self-righteousness.
The blond, completely awe struck at the spectacle of rage and moronic stupidity that was unfolding before her eyes, could do nothing but stare in complete confusion as the two battled it out for senseless supremacy.
"Shouldn't you be helping your brother?" Miroku asked as he appeared over the blonde's shoulder.
"Are you kidding?" she said, her eyes still focused on Inuyasha and Magni. "This is far too entertaining," she giggled, the scandalously absorbive dimple on the left side of her cheek drawing Miroku in like a moth to the flame, or in Miroku's case, more like a flame to the moth.
Feeling powerful fingers stroke her posterior the blond turned her head to look at Miroku, her flashing blue eyes fixating on his. "You certainly don't waste time getting your point across, do you." She laughed "Usually I like to know a guys name before I let him get that far with me."
"What can I say, I'm a man who knows what he wants." He said as he gave a slight bow of respect in as gentlemanly a manner as he could, despite the decidedly ungentlemanly fact his hand was still firmly placed on her ass. "Hello, my name is Miroku." He said as he politely bowed again.
"I must say Miroku, you certainly make a strong first impression." She softly laughed. "My name in Thrudr." She said as she held out her hand to shake his. After about fifteen seconds of having Miroku stand there, completely bewildered as to why she was holding her hand out, she withdrew it to her side. "I'm going to have to teach you the significance of a handshake." She said in cultural annoyance.
"You seem like a sweet girl Thrudr. Why are you attacking us?" Miroku asked.
"It's not that we have any personal reason against any of you. This is all about the jewel shards." She responded.
"If it's only about the jewel shards, then why is you brother fighting Inuyasha with such rage and ferocity."
"I have absolutely no idea," she joked. "I assume it's because both of them are so hot-tempered that they can't help but fight each other," she said as Inuyasha and Magni continued their bloody rivalry.
With a swift thrust of Magni's left hand he grabbed Inuyasha's shirt collar and threw him up against the castle wall. As Inuyasha began to lift his sword over his head to swing, Magni struck him in the wrist with his elbow, causing the Tetsusaiga to fly from Inuyasha's hand.
"You filthy bastard!" Inuyasha screamed as Magni threw him onto the ground. With his hammer raised high Magni leapt onto Inuyasha and prepared to strike his skull with the powerful force of Mjolnir.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed from behind her hiding place in the castle walls. Fearing for his life she drew her sacred arrow and prepared to fire, knowing fully well that she couldn't get a shot off in time.
Inuyasha's eyes focused on the descending hammer and all his life's regrets began to flash before him. He was surprised that in his last moments he wasn't thinking of Kikyo, only Kagome. As he felt the presence of death descend upon him, Inuyasha closed his eyes, the pain of regret overcoming him.
The wait for death seemed to last an eternity, and yet that eternity continued. When the final blow had not been dealt him, Inuyasha opened his eyes. Magni had been struck off of him and was now attempting to defend against the blows of a long, yellow whip as it sliced and slashed through his flesh.
"Iron reaver soul stealer!" Inuyasha screamed as he made a wide swipe at Magni before dashing for his sword. Upon reaching the Tetsusaiga, Inuyasha paused. Unsure of what was the more dangerous threat, Magni, or his own brother.
"Now you gonna get it!" Jaken said in his annoying, whinny voice. "You shouldn't have pissed off lord Sesshoumaru!" he laughed as he swung his fists around in anticipation, left, right, left, right.
"I can take it from her brother." Sesshoumaru said as he dashed towards Magni, his poison claws ready to strike. As Sesshoumaru charged towards him, Magni threw his hammer. Sesshoumaru made a swift sidestep to avoid the hammer and moved in to strike at the now unarmed opponent. When Sesshoumaru thrust his hand at him, Magni leapt backwards, avoiding the blow before dashing forwards and punching Sesshoumaru in the forehead with the his full strength, sending the full blooded demon flying backwards.
"You did a real nice job of taking care of him Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha growled as he charged towards Magni, Tetsusaiga raised above his head. While Inuyasha prepared to swing his blade in furry, Mjolnir returned to Magni's hand. As the Tetsusaiga sliced through the air, Magni deflected the assault with his hammer.
"Don't just stand there Thrudr." Magni screamed as Sesshoumaru rejoined the battle against him. "Help me!"
"You can't say that you don't deserve this!" Thrudr hollered back. "Besides, I'm busy at the moment." She smirked as she turned her attention back to Miroku.
"You useless slut!" Magni yelled as he attempted to block Sesshoumaru's poison claw while avoiding a strike from the Tetsusaiga.
"I wonder what Sesshoumaru is doing here?" Miroku questioned.
"My brother had a brief encounter with him earlier. Because of Magni's arrogance and loud mouth Sesshoumaru is extremely pissed off, and I don't blame him for it either." Thrudr responded.
"How can so sweet a girl be so mean when it come to her own brother?" Miroku asked.
"That's not entirely true, I have a great deal of respect for my other Brother. It's just that Magni is an arrogant idiot that deserves what he gets. Father never liked his wild streaks either." Thrudr said.
"Tell me about your father." Miroku asked.
"What is there to tell." Thrudr's voice became softer, lost in her own past. "He's dead now."
"I'm sorry." Miroku said, his voice gentle and comforting.
"Don't worry about." She tried to fake a smile. "Everybody dies sometime, right. Tell me about you father."
"Dead also. Pulled into his own wind tunnel." Miroku said, now lost in sorrowful recollection.
"Wind tunnel?" Thrudr asked, "you mean that hole in your right hand."
"Yes, how did you know about it."
"Naraku told me." She said. Upon hearing the word Naraku, Miroku tensed.
"How do you know Naraku?" he asked.
"He is the one who wants us to take the jewel shards."
"Naraku is a being of pure evil." Miroku argued. "I can't believe you would work for him."
"I don't. I want the jewel shards for my own reasons. Naraku just thinks were doing it for him." She stressed. Her glaring blue eyes convincing Miroku that she was in charge of everything, including him.
"I can't let you help Naraku." Miroku said, his hands firmly gripping his staff.
"I'm sorry but I can't let you get in my way." Thrudr said, her hand tensing on the handle of her sword.
"I don't want this to resort to blows. I don't want you to be my enemy." Miroku uttered. His body stressed and his soft gray eyes gleamed in desperation.
"You are so cute when you are all stressed out like that." Thrudr smiled. "I really hope you don't take this personally, it's just that there are some things that just have to be done. My brother needs my help," she said as she pulled her sword from its sheath. "Thunder shots!" she called out as she violently thrusted her sword through the air, sending hundreds of small bolts of lightning hurtling towards Inuyasha.
Seeing the approaching bolts Inuyasha raised the sleeve of his fire rat kimono in order to defend against the onslaught. With Inuyasha distracted Magni used the opportunity to swing his hammer in a powerful, underhanded motion, catching Sesshoumaru under the chin and smashing his jaw to pieces.
"The girl in the skirt has the jewel shards!" Thrudr yelled to her brother as she grabbed Miroku's right arm, preventing him from releasing his wind tunnel.
Magni dashed towards Kagome with lightning speed. In an attempt to stop his advance Sango threw her boomerang towards him but he effortlessly leapt over it. "Where are the jewel shards!" he ordered as he grabbed Kagome by the neck and lifted her off the ground. "I will think nothing of killing you and searching your body later!" he commanded, threatening her with his hammer. When Magni's eye spotted the small pouch hanging around Kagome's neck he immediately ripped it off and looked inside. Upon seeing the shards he gave a wide grin.
"Get your filthy hands off Kagome!" Inuyasha roared as he charged towards Magni.
"I got the jewel shards. You deal with that loud mouthed mutt." Magni called to his sister as he dropped Kagome, letting her fall to her knees before him. "You look good on your knees." He laughed.
"You dirty Bastard!" Inuyasha screamed as he approached Magni.
"Thunder slash!" Thrudr hollered as she sliced through the air with her sword, launching a massive discharge of electrical energy towards Inuyasha. The blast caught him in the lower leg, sending him crashing to the ground. "We should leave." She yelled to her brother as she released Miroku's right arm from her grip.
"Agreed." Magni said as he leapt towards the dragon ship that he had left hovering in the sky.
As Thrudr leapt after her brother, Inuyasha recovered and jumped after her. "You won't get away that easily!" he yelled. "Iron reaver soul stealer!" he roared as he swung his claws at Thrudr. With a quick motion of her arm she raised her shield, causing Inuyasha's claws to strike the middle of her buckler, breaking his hand in four places.
"I'm so sorry that things have to end like this." Thrudr yelled to Miroku as she landed inside of the dragon ship. "I hope to see you around, cutie." She said before the ship flew off, leaving the once beautiful castle estate a charred and shattered battlefield.
Author notes: That was so much fun to write, I love having Inuyasha shoot off his mouth. I really regret not including him in the main plot. My greatest regret thought is that I have no point in my plot where Inuyasha, Magni and Kouga can be caught up in a three way free for all of loud mouthed insults. That would be so hilarious, but alase, cannot happen, *sigh*. I'm considering writhing a bloopers chapter once I finish the story (long way away but I intend to see it through to the finish), I might include it in there.
