The Kitchen

AN: Hello all once again! Man I'm having fun writing this story! It's my first comedy so be easy on me. I have a statement to say!

Dear Kyokoto, (a reviewer on Fanfiction.net)
Actually this story has been out! I joined Media Miner awhile back and started this story. Then I had to get rid of my account, stupid computer! This week I decided to rewrite it. There on fanfiction.net because I just joined it as well. The same chapters are posted again on Media miner along with two of my other stories. "I am Who I am" (I retyped this one too! It's an Inu-Yasha fic) And "Tragedy will find you"(one I just started. An original story). So as you can see...it's not a take off. If you like to continue, I'm more then happy to have you as a reader. I'll look for your story and read it now that I know it's there! ^^ love ta chat with ya Ja ne.

Wow, that turned out like a letter! O.o' Well to those that, that doesn't concern or if you noticed this story plot similar to another fan fic, I hope I cleared things up and Enjoy! Enjoy all you readers!

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Hiro, Suichi, and Ryuichi all were walking down the hall. Hiro was in the front of the line, his hands in his pockets and his eyes searching as they walked, looking for the ball of fluff. He had a smile on his face. He couldn't help but smile at what happened not too long ago. The vision of Ryuchi searching Suichi's cloths for his bunny friend was all too funny. The memory was not only sticking in Hiro's mind, but for a certain Starburst haired and red faced singer, the memory was a nightmare. Suichi was hugging himself, making sure his cloths would not be taken from his skin again. He was so embarrassed, he sniffed at times and had his eyes faced to the ground. He examined all the carpet and the dirt that was sitting contently on it, until someone comes to vacuum it away. He sighed and, with caution, looked behind him at his idol, Ryuichi. Ryuichi was walking slowly, his arms slump over him.

Suichi looked at Hiro, "Where are we off to?" Hiro did not stop walking and turned his head to face the strawberry head singer behind him.

"Kitchen. Ryuichi did have lunch two hours ago." Suichi nodded at this response. Hiro smiled again at his red faced friend and turned back around, leading them to the kitchen. Suichi looked back down at the ground and thought.

He thought of what Ryuichi would do in a kitchen to make his lunch, where he normally sets down Kumagoro, and then the last room's incedent refreshed itself in his mind. Ryuichi removing his cloths so dumbly and then searching Suichi's cloths as if it was nothing! Suichi's face turned red again and he thought of what Ryuichi could do in the kitchen. All the tools....sharp objects...what if Ryuichi had another spaz attack out of frustration!!!??? Suichi gulped and held onto his jacket and stayed silent. Ryuichi sighed a lot before they reached the kitchen.

Hiro opened the door to the kitchen, it was a swinging door, so when he pushed it far enough back it locked in place. He walked in and headed toward a side of the enormous room. Suichi followed right after, his heart racing on his earlier thoughts. Ryuichi, casually walked in and walked to the island that laid in the center of the room. Suichi looked around to find a place to start looking. He peered over at Ryuichi, he was opening drawers that were in the island. Suichi noticed the look of determination on Ryuichi's face again and a chill went down his spine. Every time that look was plastered on his face, something was running through his mind, and that was bad. Suichi watched him carefully and his heart stopped totally for a few seconds as he saw Ryuichi pull out a large cutting knife from the knife drawer. Suichi backed up against the wall....did I mention FAR away from Ryuichi? Ryuchi stared blankly at the knife in his hand, then he looked over at Suichi, whose face had gone pale with fright. Now, the only thought going through Suichi's mind was 'Yuki'. Ryuichi tilted his head at Suichi, then back at the knife.

"This is the knife Kumagoro used to cut his carrot! I always have to watch him, so he wont hurt his paw" Ryuchi put the knife away slowly, as if that was the last thing of Kumagoro and his memories.

Suichi sighed with relief that Ryuichi wasn't going to do anything crazy with it. After he caught his breath and hear beat, his face returned normal again. He looked at Ryuchi, and his eyes softened at the sight. His idol, the one who made him want to be what he was today....looked so sad. So depressed. So alone. Suichi found himself able to resemble the feeling. All those times Yuki hurt him and he ran to Hiro for comfort. Hiro, a close friend till the end. Ryuchi, came running to him though, not Hiro, not K, and not Tohma....to him. Suichi got the determination look in his own eyes, he had to help Ryuichi, he came all the way to him. He couldn't let him down! No! Suichi refused to give up! He stood proud. (AN: when I wrote this I pictured that cute triumphant pose with the huge wave behind them) Hiro looked over at Suichi, sighed, and turned away. He knew that the candy haired kid was hopeless at times. It was better just to let him be....alone..in his own insanity.

Suichi looked to a corner that had not been checked out yet. With fire in his eyes, he walked toughly over to it. In the corner was a bunch of pots and pans that were stacked up according to size. Suichi stood before the mountain he must defeat....and defeat it he shall! He rolled up his sleeves and began looking around all the pots and pans. But nothing could prepare him for what he was about to see... Not the emotional torture caused by Yuki or Ask.... Not all the teasing he had endured over the years... And Defiantly not the stuff he had to put up with his sister! It was big..it was ugly....it had beady eyes...it had wings.....it....was crawling on Suichi's hand!!! Suichi let out a scream of horror!

"BUUUUGGGGG!!!!" He shook his hand frantically, and the critter went flying across the room. Suichi stood up and ran to the nearest sink to decontaminate his hand. He was breathing hard and once again...red from the scare. Hiro walked over to the pots and examined where Suichi found the bug.

"Oh..somone didn't wash this pot al the way...it attracted the insect." Hiro stood up with the dirty pot and put in the sink next to Suichi. Suichi looked at it with disgust. A ..bug had been walking on it...he was positive that he would never ever.. ever... ever... ever, use that pot as long as he lived!

Hiro walked over to where the bug was, in a corner of the room, still... Hiro examined it with 'aww' he mentally was telling himself the breed of the insect and all of its characteristics. Ryuchi, curious at what Suichi saw walked over to Hiro and peered at the insect. His eyes widened and his face went pale. His body started shaking and his hand reached over for a large pot. Hiro took no notice of Ryuichi's actions until...

"Cockroach!!!!!" Ryuichi yelled and swung the pot at the critter. Hiro yelped and jumped backwards, landing on his rear. Ryuichi missed the cockroach and it scattered across the room. Ryuichi followed it swinging the pot at it, hitting the floor with a bang, missing the bug. Suichi turned off the water and dodged Ryuichi a couple of times, not wanting to get hit with it.

"Cockroach! You shall die!!! Eww! Your so disgusting!!!" Ryuchi yelled a war cry at the critter and Suichi hid behind Hiro, who he had ran over to. Hiro nudged his head in the direction of the door, Suichi nodded. They stood up together, Suichi behind Hiro of course, and they scooted sideways to the door. Ryuchi still chased the terrified bug across the room.

"What have you done with Kumagoro!!???"

Hiro and Suichi slunkout of the door and shut the sliding door behind him. Hio stood and ran his fingers through his hair and then crossed his arms. Suichi leaned against the wall, huffing from fear.

"Wow... Ryuichi can be scary, eh, Suichi?"

"You have no idea! We got to stop this madness... Oh I know! Hiro give me your cell. I left mine at home again!"

Hiro, handed Suichi his cell. Suichi turned it on and dialed a number.

"Yuuuki!!!! Hi!!!!" The little bundle of energy shouted. "Yeah..Can you do us a favor? Wha-? I know your busy..but..it's an emergency! Really you will!? Great..Here is what I need you to do...."

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Ryuichi still was chasing the critter around when he stopped and took a breather. He put the pot over his shoulder and his other hand on his hip. Sweat dripped down him and he did nothing to remove it. When he was ready to continue his smashing and bashing of the icky buggy..he noticed it had vanished. He looked around..but it was..nowhere to be seen! Ryuichi scratched his head and started to walk around with a slyness to him. The bug hunt.......was ON!

He looked all over....in the cabinets...floor...corners....under his shoes....in his hair....but no luck. Then he heard a scratching sound. It was loud like it was coming from the wall. He held the pot in both hands and gulped. It was coming from the door, so that's where he went. The sound was loud and it came from just outside the door.

He thought of what it could be..it sounded huge!!! Just HUGE!! What if it was the King..or or...QUEEN of cockroaches..seeking revenge on poor him for trying to smash their servant?! What if it had dinner plans for him? Ryuichi's knees began to shake. Then he realized that he was the one armed with the pot. He could smash the King or Queen cockroach before they could smash him.

The door began to creek open and Ryuichi held his breath. The door creaked open. Ryuichi held out the pot, squeezed his eyes shut in fear, and let his courage fly out as the door flew open.

"I got you cockroach!!!!!" He held and swung the mighty weapon as hard as he could, like a bat hitting a ball. A bang and a crack and a cry of pain rang through the room. Ryuichi opened his eyes and looked behind the pot.

Suichi was holding his nose, blood dripping down from his fingers. Muffuled words came out of him. Ryuchi blinked and stared.

"Oops"

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Well that's the end of that chapter! I love writing this story over again. I'm adding a lot more things to it then in my first copy. I hope you all liked it. Review please! I love reviews!