Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and the related characters, terms, etc., I only accept credit and/or responsibility for the plot that you don't recognise. Enjoy.

Summary: An epistolary sequence documenting the humour filled, at times angst-y, and EVER evolving relationship between Lily Evans and James Potter. Now why don't they just get together and snog each other senseless already? You'll see soon enough...

Chapter: Gryffindor Freak

Author's Note: So you'd all thought I'd fallen off of the face of the Earth didn't you? Well, not exactly, but I have been taking my membership in the Lazy-MWPP-Writers group to heart… (lol) Enjoy…

Drop A Line

12 September

To: Lily Evans

Meet me in the boy's dorms at 12 o' clock.

- James Potter

12 September

To: James Potter

Who do you think you are James? Do us both a favour and leave me alone.

- I'm not kidding, Lily Evans

13 September

To: Lily, can I call you sweetheart?

I missed you last night. And since you've asked, I think I'm James Potter, the very attractive and athletic Chaser that you've fallen madly in love with. At least that's what it says on my briefs. And they've never lied to me before. Tonight then? Same time, same place?

-Love, James

13 September

To: Lily Evans

Let me apologize for my mate James... he hasn't been taking his medications. So don't take him seriously. It's dreadful for your health... trust me.

- With concern, Remus Lupin

15 September

To: Remus

Ha-Ha, funny. 

-Lily

September 16 9:20 am

To: Prongs

You really should leave the Evans girl alone. I get the slight feeling that she doesn't like you. And you and I both know what your parents would say about this...

-Moony

September 16 9:25 am

To: Moony

Honestly, Remus, what is your problem? Not only am I sitting next to you RIGHT NOW... but how could Lily not like me? Besides, what my parents don't know won't them, or me for that matter...

-Prongs

September 16 9:28 am

To: Prongs

One clue: every time you've winked at her this morning she's rolled her eyes at you? And yes James, your parents would find out. Only this time I won't help you lie to them like I had to when you dated Gisele, Henrietta, and Arielle... need I go on?

-Moony

September 16 9:30 am

To: Prongs AND Moony

Evans? The perky blonde Ravenclaw or the red-haired Gryffindor freak? I have the scariest feeling that it's the latter. So, if by some odd circumstance, I'm right, I only have this to say: You have got to be kidding me...

Come to think of it though, if you're truly that desperate, I should be finished with Laurie-Ellen by Tuesday... You're more than welcome to have her then...

- Padfoot