Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and the related characters, terms, etc., I only accept credit and/or responsibility for the plot that you don't recognise. Enjoy.

Summary: An epistolary sequence documenting the humour filled, at times angst-y, and EVER evolving relationship between Lily Evans and James Potter. Now why don't they just get together and snog each other senseless already? You'll see soon enough...

Chapter: The SAOM

Author's Note: Nothing much to say right now, sorry… =)

Drop A Line

16 September 9.33 am

To: Padfoot

I' going to have to pass on your left-overs Sirius, I do appreciate the offer though...

And NO, it's not the "perky blonde Ravenclaw," you of all people know that I don't exactly have an, "affinity" to blondes, especially not after Christina in second year, I get chills just thinking about her...

And there is nothing wrong with Evans. Sure, she is muggle-born, and her hair is humongous-ly atrocious, (pun intended) but it isn't anything that a simple Shrinking Charm wouldn't help. I think she's worth the effort...

-Prongs

16 September 9.45 am

To: Prongs

How dense can you be? The girl doesn't even like Quidditch for Merlin's sake.

-Padfoot

16 September 9:47 am

To: Prongs

It's true. She wrote a ten-foot roll of parchment on the reasons why Muggle football was better than Quidditch! It's insane...

-Moony

16 September 9.50 am

To: Moony

That was second year... this is what, four years later? I rest my case. And I think I just stepped in unicorn dung…

-Prongs

16 September 9.55 am

To: Padfoot

What are you talking about? Girls?

-Wormtail

16 September Noon

To: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, and Peter Pettigrew

On behalf of the SAOM, (Students Against Owl Mistreatment,) I'm asking you to rethink the way you communicate during your Care of Magical Creatures Class. Today I had the extreme misfortune of witnessing a severe case of owl misuse. Sending your owls back and forth throughout the Forbidden Forest as you search for Dwarks is not the wisest of ideas. Not only are you not supposed to be talking during class, but someone could get hurt. 

If this happens again, I will be forced to report you to McGonagall... and Merlin knows I would never want to see you all get into trouble.

Good Day

-Lily Evans

16 September 7.30 pm

To: Padfoot

Was she being sarcastic?

-Prongs

18 September 9:00 pm

To: Prongs

You are so lucky that Professor Dumbledore wasn't in here. He'd give me another week for owling during detention...

Anyway, yes. She was being very sarcastic, and I, for one, do not appreciate it.

-Padfoot

18 September 9.30 pm

To: Lily Evans, President of the SAOM

It won't happen again Lily. I promise I'll talk... I am a selfish git. Have I told you that Snape and I are engaged to be married in the spring? You're more than welcome to attend the ceremony...

-Much love, Peter

19 September 8.00 am

To: Peter Pettigrew

You're a nice boy, really you are. You just need to find yourself some new friends. I'll introduce to some nice Hufflepuffs if you'd like...

-Lily