Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and the related characters, terms, etc., I only accept credit and/or responsibility for the plot that you don't recognise. Enjoy.
Summary: An epistolary sequence documenting the humour filled, at times angst-y, and EVER evolving relationship between Lily Evans and James Potter. Now why don't they just get together and snog each other senseless already? You'll see soon enough...
Chapter: The SAOM
Author's Note: Nothing much to say right now, sorry… =)
Drop A Line16 September 9.33 am
To: Padfoot
I' going to have to pass on your left-overs Sirius, I do appreciate the offer though...
And NO, it's not the "perky blonde Ravenclaw," you of all people know that I don't exactly have an, "affinity" to blondes, especially not after Christina in second year, I get chills just thinking about her...
And there is nothing wrong with Evans. Sure, she is muggle-born, and her hair is humongous-ly atrocious, (pun intended) but it isn't anything that a simple Shrinking Charm wouldn't help. I think she's worth the effort...
-Prongs
16 September 9.45 am
To: Prongs
How dense can you be? The girl doesn't even like Quidditch for Merlin's sake.
-Padfoot
16 September 9:47 am
To: Prongs
It's true. She wrote a ten-foot roll of parchment on the reasons why Muggle football was better than Quidditch! It's insane...
-Moony
16 September 9.50 am
To: Moony
That was second year... this is what, four years later? I rest my case. And I think I just stepped in unicorn dung…
-Prongs
16 September 9.55 am
To: Padfoot
What are you talking about? Girls?
-Wormtail
16 September Noon
To: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, and Peter Pettigrew
On behalf of the SAOM, (Students Against Owl Mistreatment,) I'm asking you to rethink the way you communicate during your Care of Magical Creatures Class. Today I had the extreme misfortune of witnessing a severe case of owl misuse. Sending your owls back and forth throughout the Forbidden Forest as you search for Dwarks is not the wisest of ideas. Not only are you not supposed to be talking during class, but someone could get hurt.
If this happens again, I will be forced to report you to McGonagall... and Merlin knows I would never want to see you all get into trouble.
Good Day
-Lily Evans
16 September 7.30 pm
To: Padfoot
Was she being sarcastic?
-Prongs
18 September 9:00 pm
To: Prongs
You are so lucky that Professor Dumbledore wasn't in here. He'd give me another week for owling during detention...
Anyway, yes. She was being very sarcastic, and I, for one, do not appreciate it.
-Padfoot
18 September 9.30 pm
To: Lily Evans, President of the SAOM
It won't happen again Lily. I promise I'll talk... I am a selfish git. Have I told you that Snape and I are engaged to be married in the spring? You're more than welcome to attend the ceremony...
-Much love, Peter
19 September 8.00 am
To: Peter Pettigrew
You're a nice boy, really you are. You just need to find yourself some new friends. I'll introduce to some nice Hufflepuffs if you'd like...
-Lily
