I don't own Harry potter and any of the characters except Brittany.
_ Don't mess with a wizards hat it's not good for the nose. _ A girl with a too big smile walks onto stage. "Helooooooo.... People! My name is Brittany and I will be your host," said Brittany swaying from foot to foot. "BOO! GET OF THE STAGE YOU LOUSY BUM" yelled the people throwing tomatoes and bananas. "I may be drunk but I'm da bomb!" Someone threw a can at her face "shut up!" "Okay who did that?" looks at participants who all throw cans at her face. Brittany falls on the floor and yells in pain.
After five minutes she gets up and looks around nervously. So our first participant is....Albus Dumbledor! Other participants look around in horror than start praying. And Albies date is.......Cornilius Fudge! Albie screams:"YEY!YEY! MY DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE!" Fudge whispered"Ohhh! I knew I should have put on more makeup!"
Albie: Gimmy a hug! Fudge: Get away from me you lonely housewife! What kind of woman has a six- foot long beard? Albie: I'm not a woman I'm just gay. Fudge: Then why does your name say Dumbledora Albie: Because I wrote it myself why does yours say fudgie? Fudge: Because I wanted a juicy name
Both: stare at each other uncomfturbly Dumbledors hat falls into Fudges huge nose Fudge: I think I just felt your hat hook onto something in my nose Dumbledor: don't move and what ever you do don't wipe your nose Fudge: Why not? I have this urge to wipe my nose. Albie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! YOU MORON FUDGE YOU'LL KILL US ALL! Runs out scream in his high pitched girlish voice and breaks down the door.
Finally Fudge took Dumbledors hat out of his nose and..
A DATE GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.
Please review.
Remember kids- boogers are good to eat!
_ Don't mess with a wizards hat it's not good for the nose. _ A girl with a too big smile walks onto stage. "Helooooooo.... People! My name is Brittany and I will be your host," said Brittany swaying from foot to foot. "BOO! GET OF THE STAGE YOU LOUSY BUM" yelled the people throwing tomatoes and bananas. "I may be drunk but I'm da bomb!" Someone threw a can at her face "shut up!" "Okay who did that?" looks at participants who all throw cans at her face. Brittany falls on the floor and yells in pain.
After five minutes she gets up and looks around nervously. So our first participant is....Albus Dumbledor! Other participants look around in horror than start praying. And Albies date is.......Cornilius Fudge! Albie screams:"YEY!YEY! MY DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE!" Fudge whispered"Ohhh! I knew I should have put on more makeup!"
Albie: Gimmy a hug! Fudge: Get away from me you lonely housewife! What kind of woman has a six- foot long beard? Albie: I'm not a woman I'm just gay. Fudge: Then why does your name say Dumbledora Albie: Because I wrote it myself why does yours say fudgie? Fudge: Because I wanted a juicy name
Both: stare at each other uncomfturbly Dumbledors hat falls into Fudges huge nose Fudge: I think I just felt your hat hook onto something in my nose Dumbledor: don't move and what ever you do don't wipe your nose Fudge: Why not? I have this urge to wipe my nose. Albie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! YOU MORON FUDGE YOU'LL KILL US ALL! Runs out scream in his high pitched girlish voice and breaks down the door.
Finally Fudge took Dumbledors hat out of his nose and..
A DATE GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.
Please review.
Remember kids- boogers are good to eat!
