Title: When The World Goes Boob-Boo

Author: Blue-eyed Fox Lunarblue_2002@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: Standard Disclaimers applied. SD belongs to Takehiko Inoue.

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Chapter 3: Meeting The Fairy Godmother

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"Does anyone have a safety pin?" Rukawa asked.

"Umm… Nope. Why do you nee one for?" Miyagi asked.

"My pants are falling off." Rukawa replied nonchalantly.

The four boys looked at the two aces and saw that their uniforms were loosely hung on their figures. They looked like they had shrunken into the clothes.

"I need one too." Sendoh said.

"Sorry, but we don't have any. You guys just have to put up with holding your pants up." Mitsui said. Ayako and Koshino began to chuckle lightly. The two aces chose to ignore them.

"So Mitsui, tell me about this cousin of yours." Sendoh inquired as they left Shohoku. Sendoh was holding up his pants with one hand and his bag in the other.

"Well, she's the primary consultant for all modeling agencies in Japan. She also handles contestants of beauty pageants. You know, gives them advise and stuff. Make the look good on stage. She's an organizer and designer as well." Mitsui explained.

"Oh…"

"How old is this cousin of yours Mitsui?" Koshino asked.

"She's about 22 years old." Mitsui said nonchalantly.

"Where is she now by the way?" Ayako asked.

"She's at her place. I called her up and asked a big favor and if I could bring a few friends along."

The six of them started to make their way along the streets of Kanagawa in companionable silence. A few minutes later, they arrived to their destination.

They stopped in front a huge wooden gate with a wooden plate in scripted up front with Mitsui's cousin's name. Mitsui ringed the bell twice and soon heard footsteps. The wooden doors opened and a middle-aged woman in a navy kimono greeted them.

"Ah! Young master Mitsui, how nice of you to drop by. Lady Luna is expecting you and your friends in her workplace." The woman said as she ushered them in and led them inside a post-modern yet traditional Japanese house. Beside the house was an enormous pond slightly filled carps of different colors and sizes.

"Thank you aunt Jade. Don't bother seeing us to Luna. I can manage." Mitsui said.

"Very well, then if you'll excuse me." The woman said as bowed and left them.

"Your cousin is well-off." Sendoh said as he studied the finely decorated interiors of the house. Tatami mats lined the floors and scrolls hung on the walls. The rest agreed with Sendoh as they took of their shoes and changed into slipper given to them.

"You can say that. Besides, she's the most hardworking woman I know." Mitsui said as he led them to his cousin's workplace.

"With modeling agencies at her back, demanding for her every minute, she earns the dough." Miyagi added.

"Wow Miyagi, are you and Mitsui going to the knot soon? You seem to know his family well." Ayako teased as the rest of them turned to look at the two.

"It's not that! It's just that I hang around with his cousin a lot. That's all!" Miyagi turned pink as Mitsui blushed.

"Really now, I'm sure there's more to that…"

"Shut up!"

"Can you guys keep it down?" Mitsui asked as they stopped in front of a wide screen door.

"Hey you two, ready to meet your fairy godmother?" Miyagi said as he turned to Rukawa and Sendoh.

"I suppose." Sendoh said.

Rukawa only nodded his head. Mitsui who was listening nodded and knocked gently on the screens.

"Luna, we're here!" Mitsui called out as he slid the screen open.

"Cousin!!! It's so nice to see you again!" his cousin greeted then out of the blue,

WHACK!!!

"What the hell did you do that for?!" Mitsui demanded as he was clutching the steaming lump on his head.

All of them sweat dropped at the sudden act as Mitsui's cousin stated to reprimand him.

"Why do you only visit me when you need something? You are so ungrateful, nevertheless it's nice to see you." She said the she looked over his shoulder and smiled to his friends.

"Hi there! Welcome! I'm Luna Mikagami." She greeted them.

All of them were in awe except Miyagi. Mitsui's cousin was by far most pretty woman they have met.

She was slightly taller than Mitsui, fair skinned and had a slender built. Her hair was neatly kept in a round flat bun that was secured with a chopstick. Her pretty oval face was framed with a sleek spectacle. She was dressed in simple faded jeans, white shirt accompanied by a knitted red shawl that was wrapped around her hips and leather boots neatly tucked underneath her jeans. A measuring tape was hanging around her neck stating that she was busy before they came in.

"Please come in. Do make yourselves feel at home." She said as she ushered them in. Her workplace was well lighted, neat and lightly furnished with a couple of chairs, clothes and shoe racks, and mannequins. A couple of fabric materials of different colors and textures were neatly arranged on one side and on the other side, a table in which her designs were laid out.

"Were you busy?" Mitsui asked as he peeked at her designs.

"Not really. Just finishing off some last details on this one. They need it to be brought tomorrow to Kyoto." Luna pointed out a gown to her left as she turned to look at Mitsui. "Care to introduce me to your friends?" She smiled as Mitsui introduced them one by one to her.

"It's nice to meet all of you too. Hisashi, I didn't know you had models for girl friends, you sly dog. What does Miyagi-kun think of this, huh?" Luna teased as Mitsui blushed as Miyagi burst out into a fit of giggles.

"What's so funny Miyagi-kun?" Luna asked.

"Nothing. Ahem…" Miyagi straightened himself as Rukawa gave him an evil look. The atmosphere turned serious as Mitsui looked at his cousin.

"Actually, that's what were here for." Mitsui informed her.

Luna noticed the seriousness of Mitsui's face.

"So, what is it that you need my help for?" she then asked.

Mitsui's narrated what had happened and told her what needs to be done. She listened with rapt interest to every detail and nodded her head every now and then. She was quite overwhelmed but nevertheless, eager to help out. Mitsui breathed out a sigh of relief for his cousin's answer. Luna then looked at the two, now ladies from head to toe and studied their features.

Luna sighed as she sat down on a chair. Her head was bent low as if she was in deep thought. Her legs were crossed as slender finger began tapping on the polished wooden table.

"Hey Luna, is something wrong?" Miyagi asked. She looked up to them, her face was all-serious and suddenly she blurted out.

"Have you guys had dinner? I'm getting hungry." She said with a huge grin painting her face and all of them keeled to the floor.

"What is wrong with you? Why can't you not be serious when offer dinner?!" Mitsui said.

"Sorry, I can't think straight with an empty stomach." Luna smiled at her cousin. "So, shall we? I asked aunt Jade to make us dinner earlier just after you called. I hope you guys are in for some Sukiyaki don and sushi." She asked them. All just nodded as they went out of her workplace and off to the dining room where their dinner was served steaming hot.

All of them were engaged in a lively conversation except for Rukawa who only nodded every now and then, talking in his usual monosyllabic speeches. All of them were talking about what needs to be done and what could have been the cause of their sudden transformation, when suddenly, Sendoh asked a question directly at Luna.

"Luna-chan, may I inquire, you don't seem bothered when Mitsui mentioned about our little 'love interest' with another guy. I mean, I can understand with you and Mitsui coz he's your cousin…" Sendoh wondered.

"Actually, I really have nothing against your kind and your preferences when it comes to love. Everyone in this world is unique and different. All of us have different views and perspectives in life. We have different choices and different paths that we take everyday. Being gay is not a big deal. For me, it's nothing big, it's just another fact in life that we must accept.

"People think that gay people are degrading to our society. But look here, my dear cousin is gay and still, there is nothing wrong with him. That's that. And that's from my point of view."

Mitsui was close to tears when his cousin finished.

"Luna-chan… Wah!!!… I didn't know you could be this benevolent…" Mitsui cried anime style as he hugged his cousin. Luna sweat dropped as she pried Mitsui off her. When she found it quite futile, she took out her paper fan and began to give Mitsui a few whacks on the head.

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

"Unhand me before I throw you across the room!!" And soon enough, Mitsui let go of her as went back beside Miyagi.

"And besides, she's living a manage a trios." Mitsui informed them which sent him flying across the room. All of them sweat dropped.

"Ah, hehehehe… Um, Luna-chan, how would you be helping these ladies here?" Ayako asked.

"Let me see…. Hmm, do you guys have anything to do tomorrow? Previous engagements perhaps?" She asked the two.

The two ace players shook their heads as Luna organized in her thoughts, what to do.

"Hisashi, come over here." Luna called to her cousin. "Is it okay if the two of you stay here? I need to get your stats and everything."

"Fine with me. My mom just left for Hokkaido this morning and she wont be back for the next three weeks." Sendoh said.

"No problem." Was Rukawa's answer.

"That's good to hear. Hisashi, does aunt Rei mind if you stay here for a while as well? That goes the same too for you Miyagi-kun."

"Mom wouldn't mind. She knows that I'll be in good hands." Mitsui answered.

"I just need to get some of my stuff at home…" Miyagi smiled.

"That's good." Luna smiled as she began to ponder a little more. "How about you two?" She asked Koshino and Youhei.

"Why do you need the two of us for?" Koshino asked.

"Well, these two would need alibis while they're male form is gone for the meantime. And besides, I'll need extra hands and it won't be bad to have guests over. It's nice to meet new people."

"Okay, I'll just have to tell my parents." Koshino said.

"I live a block from here, so it's okay. Thanks anyway." Ayako said.

"Well then, now that it's all settled, we could start first thing tomorrow with your uniforms and your daily outfits since the two of them won't be wearing those baggy outfits. The two of you are ladies for now until we find out what caused this sudden transformation."

"But they can't wear trousers to school." Miyagi said.

"Of course not silly. Who said they would be wearing trousers?"

Rukawa and Sendoh paled as their eyes widened.

"Who said about us wearing skirts?" Rukawa deadpanned as Sendoh nodded in consent. Koshino and Ayako were giggling like schoolgirls.

Luna ignored them and continued,

"And, there's going to be a change of undergarments since boxers and briefs are only for men." Luna added.

The two ace players went paler as they dropped their chopsticks.

~TBC~

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To Hikaru Itsuko: Yes, it's good to be back. It's good that it's already summer break so that would mean more fics for me to do. =)