Parody of: Savages part one (from Pocahontas)
Story: After a really bad rehearsal period, the whole band's at war, with the classic brass vs. woodwinds.
(Brass)
What can you expect
From those evil woodwinds
They're whole horrible section's like a curse
They're pitch is way to high
They're only good when silent
They're different as I said
And worse
They're talentless! Talentless!
Not even musicians
Talentless! Talentless!
Traitors to the band
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted.
Now the section's going to war!!!
(woodwinds)
This is as we thought
Those brass players are traitors
The only thing that they can do is blast
Beneath that golden shine
They're talentless inside
I wonder why they even play
They're talentless! Talentless!
Not even musicians
Talentless! Talentless!
Traitors to the band
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted.
Now the section's going to war!!!
Talentless! Talentless!
We don't even need them
Talentless! Talentless!
Now it's time to show them
Talentless! Talentless!
Not even musicians
Now our section's going to war!!!
