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The Cast

By: Ddstalker

Chapter 1

~ X Files Office (Mulder POV) ~

So here I was in the office, with nothing to do. I mean Scully wasn't here. And I had this beautiful cast on my lovely arm. It wasn't fair; I had broken my arm recently. You want to know how? I'll tell you swivel chair. And that's all I'm going to say.

If Scully didn't get her soon I might just blow up. Suddenly my arm started to itch…. This was not good. Only one way to stop an itch. I thought to myself. And grabbed a nearby paperclip, and then stuck it down the cast. Damn. Too short and now it was lodged down there. The itch throbbed more painfully. I quickly searched for and successfully found an old rusted coat hanger I bent it out, and then proceeded to put it down. It didn't work. No it got caught on the lining of the cast and no amount of pulling would get it out. Crap.

The next thing I tried was a pencil. It worked perfectly, I moved it down and up. And let out a contented sigh. Then it got too deep and I couldn't get it out. F***k. Well the only way to get another one out is to put another one down. So I got up on the swivel chair. Reaching my arm to get a few pencils down I heard the door open and then looked down.

Scully ran into the chair and I came tumbling down right on top of her. Scully going to kill me I thought in my head.

"Mulder, GET OFF ME YOU FAT ASS!" Scully wheezed out since I was lying on top of her. I pretended to not be hurt at her fat ass comment, cause I thought I had a cute butt. Since most of the FBI women looked at it when they thought I wasn't looking, plus she looked at it ALL THE TIME? Where is the fairness in the world? I thought woefully.

"Mulder let me see your cast." Scully demanded. Well isn't this just peachy. First she calls me a fat ass now she wants to see my cast.

"Why?" I asked innocently. Unfortunately Scully wasn't shaken off by my innocent behavior.

"You know what I mean Mulder." Scully said in a tired voice.

"No I don't." Mulder feigned stupidity. And I gave her my puppy dog eye look with a grin. Scully glare got harder. Mulder quickly wiped the grin and puppy eyes look away.

"Just give me your arm." She said exasperated.

"How about no." Mulder thought she might give up then, I was of course wrong.

"Don't make me get Skinner." Now she was bringing out the big guns.

I handed her my arm meekly. She saw the coat hanger and looked up at me. I pretended not to see her shake her head.

"Mulder we have to go to the hospital. This thing could get infected." She said.

"Sculllleeeeeee…You promised no hospitals." I whined.

"That was only if you left your cast alone. But you didn't so now we have to go for the 5th time." She said narrowing her eyes at the last statement. Yes I have a little problem with leaving casts alone. I grabbed my coat grumbling on the way out. Scully grabbed me by the ear then and dragged me to the elevator.

"Scully please let go! I have to have some dignity around the guys." Mulder pleaded frantically as the elevator came down closer and closer.

"Promise you'll leave your cast alone?" She asked enjoying this way too much in Mulder's opinion.

"I promise. I promise!" Mulder yelled. But by then the elevator doors had opened and Scully dragged Mulder in. And few male agents snickered.

"To late now." Scully whispered in my ear. I sulked the rest of the way to the hospital.

A/N

I promise this will get more interesting! But could you Review and maybe just MAYBE give me some ideas?

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