The Boy as Pure as Snow
Haku sat on his bed, carefully applying another layer of purple nail polish to his toenails.
"Dammit!" He frowned at the stain he accidentally got onto his pink bed sheets, and carefully dabbed it off with nail polish remover. After that, he walked over to his closet to pick out a beautiful kimono to wear. But the one he wanted to wear had a crease in it.. that would never do.
Haku carefully ironed out his kimono so that it was free of wrinkles. After all, he had an image to maintain. Wrinkles were simply out of the question. After he dressed he finished the outfit with a strand of pearls that he had borrowed from Sakon and stepped out onto the street, swaying his hips a little as he walked.
"Hey," some one whispered as he walked by, "didn't that guy die in like chapter 30 or something?"
"Yeah, it was really tragic... I cried my eyes out..."
Haku ignored the confusing comments and continued down the street. There were two people coming up the street towards him.... a short boy with red eyes and a shark-like fellow. There was no doubt about it- it was Uchiha Itachi and the mist ninja Kisame.
"Woo hoo!" Kisame whistled as they approached Haku. "What a hottie!"
"Little girl," Itachi said, "do you know how to get to-"
Itachi never got to finish the sentence, because Haku was suddenly very, very mad. Before Itachi or Kisame could do anything Haku was glowering over them. The next thing they knew they were unconscious.
"Why do people always think I'm a girl?!" Haku screamed, frustrated at the current turn of events. He kicked the unconscious Kisame one more time in the stomach, checked to make sure his manicure was okay, and walked off. Stupid bastards... can't they tell a boy when they see one?
"Wow...," said one of the nameless villagers who had commented earlier and was obviously aware of the Naruto manga even though he was currently living in it, "that was terribly out of character for Haku, wasn't it?"
The other villager just shrugged.
Haku sat on his bed, carefully applying another layer of purple nail polish to his toenails.
"Dammit!" He frowned at the stain he accidentally got onto his pink bed sheets, and carefully dabbed it off with nail polish remover. After that, he walked over to his closet to pick out a beautiful kimono to wear. But the one he wanted to wear had a crease in it.. that would never do.
Haku carefully ironed out his kimono so that it was free of wrinkles. After all, he had an image to maintain. Wrinkles were simply out of the question. After he dressed he finished the outfit with a strand of pearls that he had borrowed from Sakon and stepped out onto the street, swaying his hips a little as he walked.
"Hey," some one whispered as he walked by, "didn't that guy die in like chapter 30 or something?"
"Yeah, it was really tragic... I cried my eyes out..."
Haku ignored the confusing comments and continued down the street. There were two people coming up the street towards him.... a short boy with red eyes and a shark-like fellow. There was no doubt about it- it was Uchiha Itachi and the mist ninja Kisame.
"Woo hoo!" Kisame whistled as they approached Haku. "What a hottie!"
"Little girl," Itachi said, "do you know how to get to-"
Itachi never got to finish the sentence, because Haku was suddenly very, very mad. Before Itachi or Kisame could do anything Haku was glowering over them. The next thing they knew they were unconscious.
"Why do people always think I'm a girl?!" Haku screamed, frustrated at the current turn of events. He kicked the unconscious Kisame one more time in the stomach, checked to make sure his manicure was okay, and walked off. Stupid bastards... can't they tell a boy when they see one?
"Wow...," said one of the nameless villagers who had commented earlier and was obviously aware of the Naruto manga even though he was currently living in it, "that was terribly out of character for Haku, wasn't it?"
The other villager just shrugged.
