I Cannot Tell A Lie
~* Thanks again to reviews from October Potter-Snape, and Jay, lol I don't think anyone else is reading this fic though. . . ah well. I'm writing it for you two! *~
Chapter 3 ~ Care Of Magical Creatures
As usual, the trio trumped down to Hagrid's cabin that Wednesday morning, for the usual, early Care of Magical Creatures lesson with none other than Hagrid. Hagrid wasn't considered a "Professor" by most students at Hogwarts, infact, the majority of them thought he was a moron, including some Slytherin 6th years who's names are unnecessary.
The grass was covered with mildue, and it crumpled easily under Harry, Ron, and Hermione's lagging feet.
Hermione suddenly giggled, and pointed over to Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Millicent and Pansy. The two girls seemed to be oggling at Malfoy, wide eyed. Hermione let out a cackle, and secretly wondered what they'd been talking about.
'I wonder what they're talking about?' Harry said exactly what was on Hermione's mind.
'Probably some vicious, vile thing about Malfoy that his sick friends didn't know about.' Hermione winked, and waved at Malfoy. He looked confused and scared. Harry watched as a look of realisation dawned on Malfoy. His face turned dark, and he shut his mouth.
Hermione burst out into an uncontrollable fit of giggles as Malfoy struggled against the Veritaserum, with no luck at all.
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'Right, yer better grab these stinkers by their tails, or else they might give yer a bit of a nip.' Hagrid muttered.
'So, Malfoy.' Hermione turned to Malfoy, speaking in a rather loud voice. 'Are you a virgin?' There were multiple laughs around the Slytherin's and Gryffindors. Malfoy gave a terrified look, before answering;
'Yes.' The entire class burst into laughter, some people were even rolling on the floor laughing their arses off (ROFLMAO. . . he he he :P). Hermione cackled evily.
'So Malfoy, have you ever even kissed a girl?' Hermione said, with that glint of evil in her eyes.
'Yes.' Malfoy said, before he was able to stop himself. He silently hoped Hermione wouldn't ask what he thought she would ask.
'Who?' Hermione asked slowly.
'Millicent Bullistrode.' Draco slapped himself across the face, and Millicent turned bright red. More hefty laughter from the Gryffindors, as well as most Slytherins.
'Anyone else?' Hermione laughed.
'No.' Malfoy said. Another uproar of laughter interrupted Hagrid's lesson, once again.
Hermione looked pleased with herself, searching her mind for more personal questions.
'Are you scared of anything Malfoy?' Hermione sniggered.
'Yes.'
'What?' Hermione was laughing once again.
'Spiders, the Forbidden Forrest, Werewolves, and Harry Potter.' This caused a gigantic roar of laughter. Hermione chuckled.
'So Malfoy is afraid of Potter?'
'Yes.' Was Draco's reply.
'Hey Harry, come over here for a minute.' Hermione beckoned Harry, who reluctantly wandered over to them.
'What Hermione?' Harry asked curiously, but before long, he caught on, and jumped infrount of Malfoy yelling
'BOO!'
This caused people to clutch their sides, because they were hurting from laughing so bad.
Hagrid was also laughing, not thinking too highly of Malfoy himself. . . Fang boomed loudly.
'So Malfoy,' Hermione turned her tone serious. 'Is your daddy dearest a Death Eater?' Silence fell over the grounds.
'Yes.' Malfoy said before he could stop himself. A few people exchanged worried glances at this news.
'Is he teaching you the Dark Arts so you can be a Death Eater?' Hermione asked, more seriously.
'Yes.' Malfoy replied.
'Do you want to become a Death Eater Malfoy?' Hermione asked, her voice now lowered to a whisper.
'No.' Draco said. Hermione sighed.
'Why not?' She just asked.
'Because I hate Voldemort for what he did to my mother.' Draco said. Hermione had no decency to stop there.
'What did he do to your mother?' Hermione pushed.
'He raped her.' Draco scowled at Hermione, almost begging her to stop asking him these sort of questions. Hermione, however, continued, despite her friends' urging her to stop.
'When?'
'About 17 years ago, before she was pregnant with me.' Draco said. This caused a few whispers.
'Is Lucious Malfoy your real father?' Hermione asked, not knowing when to stop. This had gone beyond a joke, and Lavender had ran off with Parvati to fetch the Headmaster, to make Hermione stop.
'No.' Draco uttered.
'Then who is?' Hermione asked, knowing the answer. Everyone else around her felt sick.
'Voldemort.' Draco answered.
'Right!' Said Hermione, 'That's all.' She turned away from Malfoy and started to whisper about him to Harry and Ron, who looked as if they were going to faint.
'Oh you guys are no fun.' Hermione pouted and turned to talk to Dean and Seamus, who also turned away from her.
Infact, everyone had walked away from Hermione, even Draco.
'Hey Malfoy, what do you think of Hermione?' Blaise Zabini, another Slytherin yelled out.
'I love her.' Draco said, before turning and bolting back to the Castle.
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~* Hermione just don't know when to stop! Hmmmmm, Malfoy & Hermione. . . he he he . . . don't forget to review! *~
~Gryffindor Gal~
~* Thanks again to reviews from October Potter-Snape, and Jay, lol I don't think anyone else is reading this fic though. . . ah well. I'm writing it for you two! *~
Chapter 3 ~ Care Of Magical Creatures
As usual, the trio trumped down to Hagrid's cabin that Wednesday morning, for the usual, early Care of Magical Creatures lesson with none other than Hagrid. Hagrid wasn't considered a "Professor" by most students at Hogwarts, infact, the majority of them thought he was a moron, including some Slytherin 6th years who's names are unnecessary.
The grass was covered with mildue, and it crumpled easily under Harry, Ron, and Hermione's lagging feet.
Hermione suddenly giggled, and pointed over to Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Millicent and Pansy. The two girls seemed to be oggling at Malfoy, wide eyed. Hermione let out a cackle, and secretly wondered what they'd been talking about.
'I wonder what they're talking about?' Harry said exactly what was on Hermione's mind.
'Probably some vicious, vile thing about Malfoy that his sick friends didn't know about.' Hermione winked, and waved at Malfoy. He looked confused and scared. Harry watched as a look of realisation dawned on Malfoy. His face turned dark, and he shut his mouth.
Hermione burst out into an uncontrollable fit of giggles as Malfoy struggled against the Veritaserum, with no luck at all.
~***~
'Right, yer better grab these stinkers by their tails, or else they might give yer a bit of a nip.' Hagrid muttered.
'So, Malfoy.' Hermione turned to Malfoy, speaking in a rather loud voice. 'Are you a virgin?' There were multiple laughs around the Slytherin's and Gryffindors. Malfoy gave a terrified look, before answering;
'Yes.' The entire class burst into laughter, some people were even rolling on the floor laughing their arses off (ROFLMAO. . . he he he :P). Hermione cackled evily.
'So Malfoy, have you ever even kissed a girl?' Hermione said, with that glint of evil in her eyes.
'Yes.' Malfoy said, before he was able to stop himself. He silently hoped Hermione wouldn't ask what he thought she would ask.
'Who?' Hermione asked slowly.
'Millicent Bullistrode.' Draco slapped himself across the face, and Millicent turned bright red. More hefty laughter from the Gryffindors, as well as most Slytherins.
'Anyone else?' Hermione laughed.
'No.' Malfoy said. Another uproar of laughter interrupted Hagrid's lesson, once again.
Hermione looked pleased with herself, searching her mind for more personal questions.
'Are you scared of anything Malfoy?' Hermione sniggered.
'Yes.'
'What?' Hermione was laughing once again.
'Spiders, the Forbidden Forrest, Werewolves, and Harry Potter.' This caused a gigantic roar of laughter. Hermione chuckled.
'So Malfoy is afraid of Potter?'
'Yes.' Was Draco's reply.
'Hey Harry, come over here for a minute.' Hermione beckoned Harry, who reluctantly wandered over to them.
'What Hermione?' Harry asked curiously, but before long, he caught on, and jumped infrount of Malfoy yelling
'BOO!'
This caused people to clutch their sides, because they were hurting from laughing so bad.
Hagrid was also laughing, not thinking too highly of Malfoy himself. . . Fang boomed loudly.
'So Malfoy,' Hermione turned her tone serious. 'Is your daddy dearest a Death Eater?' Silence fell over the grounds.
'Yes.' Malfoy said before he could stop himself. A few people exchanged worried glances at this news.
'Is he teaching you the Dark Arts so you can be a Death Eater?' Hermione asked, more seriously.
'Yes.' Malfoy replied.
'Do you want to become a Death Eater Malfoy?' Hermione asked, her voice now lowered to a whisper.
'No.' Draco said. Hermione sighed.
'Why not?' She just asked.
'Because I hate Voldemort for what he did to my mother.' Draco said. Hermione had no decency to stop there.
'What did he do to your mother?' Hermione pushed.
'He raped her.' Draco scowled at Hermione, almost begging her to stop asking him these sort of questions. Hermione, however, continued, despite her friends' urging her to stop.
'When?'
'About 17 years ago, before she was pregnant with me.' Draco said. This caused a few whispers.
'Is Lucious Malfoy your real father?' Hermione asked, not knowing when to stop. This had gone beyond a joke, and Lavender had ran off with Parvati to fetch the Headmaster, to make Hermione stop.
'No.' Draco uttered.
'Then who is?' Hermione asked, knowing the answer. Everyone else around her felt sick.
'Voldemort.' Draco answered.
'Right!' Said Hermione, 'That's all.' She turned away from Malfoy and started to whisper about him to Harry and Ron, who looked as if they were going to faint.
'Oh you guys are no fun.' Hermione pouted and turned to talk to Dean and Seamus, who also turned away from her.
Infact, everyone had walked away from Hermione, even Draco.
'Hey Malfoy, what do you think of Hermione?' Blaise Zabini, another Slytherin yelled out.
'I love her.' Draco said, before turning and bolting back to the Castle.
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~* Hermione just don't know when to stop! Hmmmmm, Malfoy & Hermione. . . he he he . . . don't forget to review! *~
~Gryffindor Gal~
